Li Er of the Tang Dynasty: Ancestor Xie is here!

As the saying goes, enemies are extremely jealous when they meet.

Guangshen served as a negative example for future princes, princes, and grandsons, and was frequently brought up by emperors to make excuses. Even the emperor himself was often scolded by his masters back then - what's more, when he became the emperor, he would also have admonishers, who would compare the emperor to Jie, Zhou and Yang Guang every day...

Take the emperors of the Ming Dynasty as an example. Except for Emperor Taizu Gao and Emperor Taizong Wen, who did not dare to be provoked by admonishers, the other emperors were not tolerated by anyone. They were all weapons used to increase their reputation.

To use Yang Guang's analogy, that is considered good. At every turn, Xia Jie, Shang and Zhou started to take action, supplemented by successive dynasties of subjugated and weak kings, and even compared to the likes of Northern Qi, Liu and Song...

As for why no one scolds Zhu Yuanzhang and Zhu Di? That's too simple. These two are really going to kill your nine tribes...

The main reason is that now the past dynasties are all connected, and the admonishers have also figured it out. It is really easy to rely on Emperor Taizu to enjoy the cool. He publishes all kinds of critical comments in newspapers every day, but he still has something to say that makes no one find fault at all. Even Zhu Yuanzhang had to come over and beat the emperor fifty times after reading it. This kind of meticulousness is not at all Just like the past, you can tell them how miserable they are.

One can imagine how the emperors of the Ming Dynasty treated Yang Guang.

I can't beat the teacher, I can't deal with Yan Guan, and I can't fucking deal with you, Yang Guang?
Rebellious ministers and traitors, everyone will find them and punish them! What's more, the humanoid among the emperors - Yang Guang?
"Second uncle! Beat him for me! Beat him hard!" Zhu Gaosui from the Yongle Dynasty didn't take it too seriously, waving his fists and shouting.

Just because he was a little arrogant and extravagant, he ran to the Qinhuai River to see the wind and moon. The officials grabbed his tail and slapped him, saying that he had the demeanor of Yang Guang who went to the south of the Yangtze River. Now that I meet Yang Guang, how can I not get upset?

"Okay!" Zhu Xi rolled up his sleeves and looked at Yang Guang with a vicious look: "Guang, please be patient and don't shout..."

"Let's start counting his crimes one by one." Zhu Ping picked up the account book and said: "Yes, but to be reasonable, our Qiguo Temple is the most reasonable. We can't just talk about faults without talking about merits. ”

"Take the imperial examination that was often praised in later generations of Wang Temple as an example..."

Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Li Zhi.

"Damn it, he had the guts to steal the imperial examination?" Li Yuan spat fiercely, "I joined his mother-in-law, changed the examination system of the Han Dynasty and renamed it the imperial examination, and stole the credit? Is this really true? What a mess!"

It’s no wonder that Li Yuan was angry. After all, it was he, Li Yuan, who initiated the imperial examination.

In the fourth year of Wude, Li Yuan issued an edict: "Those who have learned the classics, scholars, handsome men, and Jinshi from all the states, and are knowledgeable in theory and body, and are known in the countryside, will be appointed to the county examination, and the governor will repeat it. The one who passes the exam will be given to him every October. "Pay Tribute", proposed the regular schedule of going to the court to take the exam "in October every year", and clarified the prefectural and county local preliminary exams, which were equivalent to the "rural exams" in later generations, and did not need to be recommended by the government like in the Sui Dynasty.

The edict of the Tang Dynasty in the fifth year of Takeoku clarified that scholars can "refer to their duties", and lower-class scholars who cannot be recommended should "recommend themselves". From then on, it was officially determined that "to ascend to the court after cleansing oneself, there is no doubt that one can advance on one's own." A system in which scholars "bootstrap" and "self-advance". The edict issued by Emperor Gaozu of the Tang Dynasty in the fifth year of Wude marked the birth of the imperial examination system characterized by self-examination.

Now I heard that later generations of Wang Temple arranged the imperial examination on Yang Guang, and Li Yuan was certainly not happy.

There are three characteristics of the imperial examination: first, you can register for the examination on your own; second, the examination is held regularly; and third, the examination is strict. As for the imperial examinations in the Sui Dynasty... you could not register independently, they were not regular, and they were not strict. If the thing in the Sui Dynasty was the imperial examination, then the imperial examination in the Han Dynasty was also the imperial examination.

"Beat him!" Li Yuan shouted: "Get into his wife..."

Before he finished speaking, Dou Ying stepped on him angrily.

"Li Shude, you have wanted to say this for a long time!"

Li Yuan:......

It’s bad, your thoughts have been discovered by you.

Zhu Ming picked up the belt, took Zhu Gaoxu and Zhu Gaosui with him, smiled evilly, dipped some salt water in, and started jerking.

Yang Guang's mouth was blocked and he couldn't scream, let alone refute, so he could only be beaten honestly.

"Uh-huh! Uh-huh!"

"Look, he's not honest." Li Yuan was watching the excitement and said, "Hey, the second son of the Zhu family, have you eaten?"

When Zhu Xi heard this, how could he endure it? Immediately ask Zhu Gaoxu to increase the intensity of Yang Guang.

After playing for a while, Zhu Xi picked up the pamphlet again: "Oh, there is also a saying that he dug the Grand Canal. His sins are in the present day, but his merits will be in the future..."

"What the hell!" It was Li Zhi who stood up this time: "How many times have we wiped our butts for his Grand Canal, and we still have the nerve to say that he dug it? Cao Cao, Deng Ai, Huan Wen, Liu Yu, Who among these people has not contributed to the construction of the Grand Canal? Just because he recruited civilians and killed hundreds of thousands of people, do you think he deserves the credit? "

"Hey, Brother Ninth is right." Zhu Fang said with a smile: "Most of the canals opened in the Sui Dynasty were actually using natural river channels or dredging canals left by previous generations. The credit should be placed on his head. , It’s really a bit excessive, and some even think that the Beijing-Hangzhou Grand Canal was built by Yang Guang. We can only say that everyone understands it, and everyone comes to criticize history.”

"Damn it, in the fourth year of Emperor Kaihuang's reign, I ordered Yu Wenkai to dig a canal, divert the Wei River from the northwest of Daxing, follow the old route of the Han Dynasty canal to the east, and end at Tongguan where it joins the Yellow River. Could it be that I dug this grand canal? "Yang Jian scolded Yang Guang fiercely: "You are a bitch who steals other people's property, it is still called theft, but you are greedy for the merits of God and your own efforts! If you are like this, my Yang family will be infamy for thousands of years! "

"Uncle, slip of the tongue." Li Yuan winked beside him: "It's not meant to be, but it has been infamy for thousands of years..." *Rage value from Yang Jian +10086
"Fuck..." Yang Jian felt confused and walked over and gave Yang Guang a big flying kick in the stomach.

"Not only that, because of the construction of such a grand canal, Yang Guang ordered the recruitment of more than one million people from the counties in Henan and Huaibei to build the Tongji Canal." Zhu Feng scolded Yang Guang's evil deeds on the side: "He also recruited migrant workers from Huainan More than 100,000 people built the Hangou Straight Road opened by Chen Deng in the Eastern Han Dynasty, from Shanyang to Yangzi and into the Yangtze River. The channel is 40 paces wide, with neat and flat imperial roads on both sides. Due to the tight construction schedule, construction started in March. , it had to be completed in the autumn of that year, forcing the migrant workers to work day and night, and as many as two-thirds of them were tortured to death. "

"Not counting this, Yang Guang also ordered to dredge the Tunshi River in the Han Dynasty, Gudu Dahe and the Baigou opened by Cao Cao to become the Yongji Canal, dredge the Spring and Autumn Wu Canal, Qin Dantu Waterway, and the Nanchao Canal to become the Jiangnan River. Moreover, Yang Guang The officials sent by this bastard to inspect the canal were very violent. They lowered the wooden goose to measure the depth of the canal and floated it down the river. If the wooden goose stopped, it was said that the digging was not deep enough. "

"There was a section of the canal where the wooden geese stopped more than a hundred times. Yang Guang ordered that the 50,000 officials and migrant workers responsible for digging this section of the canal be tied up and buried alive on the spot. In this way, the so-called Grand Canal, with countless migrant workers At the cost of his life, it was finally opened successfully.”

"Actually, I think it should be called the Grand Canal of the Tang Dynasty. After all, these things were all dredged by us in the end." Li Xiaosan raised his hand and said: "It is obviously unfair to give the name to whoever dredged it! What's more, because Dredging such a river, Yang Guang tired countless people to death. Is this behavior worthy of encouragement? "

"Indeed, it's like the Han Dynasty was the one who clearly consolidated the unification and was deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, but everyone gave the Qin Dynasty the credit." Zhu Yuanzhang shrugged, "Who thinks Yang Guang's canal is well built? Let them experience it. It’s over in one go.”

Zhu Mingfa shouted, holding a whip and whipping it like rain at Yang Guang.

After smoking for a long time, Zhu Ping was tired, so he continued to reprimand Yang Guang for his sins with the idea of ​​taking a break.

"As for Yang Guang opening the canal, some people say he did it to connect the north and the south. In fact, it's all nonsense. He just wanted to go down to the south of the Yangtze River for fun!" Zhu Ping spat viciously: "Yang Guang ordered Wang Hong to supervise the construction of dragon boats. , in order to meet his urgent construction deadline, and because of his arrogant and lustful mentality, five out of ten civilians died due to high-intensity labor!"

"He took a dragon boat cruise from Luoyang to Jiangdu. The dragon boat, filled with the blood and tears of the people, was extremely luxurious. It was forty-five feet high and divided into four floors. The upper floor had the main hall, the middle hall and the east and west chapels; the middle two floors had 160 rooms, decorated It is luxurious and magnificent, with the eunuchs and chamberlains living on the lower floors, and the dragon boat is as gorgeous as a floating palace on the water.”

"The big boat the Queen rode was slightly smaller than the dragon boat, and the decoration was equally gorgeous. The accompanying concubines, kings, princesses, officials, monks and nuns, Taoist priests, foreigners, etc. took more than 8 boats, following her in a mighty and mighty manner, connected end to end. There are 20 trackers pulling the boat for more than miles, and there are cavalry guards on both sides of the strait. During the day, the flags cover the sun, and at night, the boat is brightly lit, and the people in the prefectures and counties within miles have to offer exquisite food. , I dug a hole and buried the uneaten food when the boat was sailing.”

"The next year, Yang Guang wanted to return to Luoyang by land, so he had to prepare a large number of carriages and horses, and make various ceremonial uniforms. For this purpose, he needed a large amount of feathers and leather, and he also drove hundreds of thousands of people to capture birds and beasts everywhere. Almost all the land and water animals were caught, and the quantity of feathers and leather required by the government could not be met, so the people had to buy them from rich people at high prices. A pheasant tail feather cost ten pieces of silk, which made many people miserable. Go bankrupt."

"Damn it, I didn't even dare to harm so many people when I was not a human being!" When Zhu Xi said this, he looked at Yang Guang with splitting eyes.

In fact, what he said was not wrong, after all, there was a father above him. If he didn't have his father... he might not be as good as Yang Guang.

But this is a hypothesis after all. After all, Zhu Xi has now corrected his evil ways, so everyone often uses this matter to spur him instead of teaching him.

"I have a proposal." Li Qing whistled.

"What proposal?" Everyone turned their heads and looked at Li Qing curiously.

"Since Yang Guang likes dredging the canal so much, why not give him a small piece of land and let him dredge the canal with a shovel." Li Qing smiled casually: "Let him complete what millions of people did back then. , to make him atone for his sins.”

"A small piece of land for each person?" Zhu Xi subconsciously asked.

Li Qing glared at him. This kid has recently become obsessed with Red Alert. He watches other people's videos every day and learns words he doesn't understand. What about my oil field, my mine...

"Okay, that's it!" Zhu Ping immediately changed the subject: "It has to be my uncle. This little trick will come out of his mouth."

Yang Jian asked: "Besides these two, what else does Yang Guang have to brag about?"

"Ah...this..." Zhu Xi immediately went to look through the brochure, but found nothing after searching for a long time.

"I'm sorry, Uncle Yang. Just these two points, nothing else..." Zhu Xi rummaged for a long time and found another one: "Ah, yes, there is also one of 'Combat the Guanlong Group's family members'..."

"Guanlong Group?" Yang Jian couldn't help but be stunned when he heard this: "What is Guanlong Group? I know the family members..."

Li Qing said: "Let me tell you about this. The so-called 'Guanlong Group' is a conjecture concept put forward by a later scholar. He classified the military clans and clans whose main origins were located around Guanzhong, Shaanxi and Longshan, Gansu during the Northern Wei Dynasty. The force is called the "Guanlong Group", and its basic base comes from the Eight Pillar Kingdom of the Western Wei Dynasty. According to them, this group is unprecedentedly powerful, has a unified political program, can control the emperor's changes, and firmly controls the entire country. rising channel.”

"Fucking bullshit." Yang Jian sneered: "Guan Long Group, such a so-called 'group' with unprecedented unity, how come I didn't know about it?"

He thought for a moment and continued: "I understand what you mean, but I just thought about it carefully for a long time. The so-called 'Guanlong Group' you mentioned may have existed back then... The Eight Pillar Kingdom of the Western Wei Dynasty, in Yuwen Heita When they were still there, they were indeed united. But the unity of the Bazhu Kingdom can only be established under the premise that Yuwentai is still alive. Compared with the Guanlong Group, I prefer to call it 'Yuwen'. Tai's henchmen'.

"Yuwentai is a man of great skill. When he was alive, although there were occasional conflicts and frictions in the Bazhu Kingdom, they were basically able to deal with the outside world unanimously. But after Yuwentai's death, Zhao Gui and Duguxin first planned to attack Yuwenhu, and then With the palace coup launched by Li Zhi, Sun Heng, and Gong Bo Yi Feng, the political alliance formed by Yu Wentai to cultivate the Eight Pillar States has long since fallen apart."

"Without Yu Wentai who can suppress all opposition voices, do you think they can still cooperate sincerely and unite together?" Yang Jian sneered: "If it is true as later generations will imagine, they are still a force that controls the court, then I will How did you become emperor?"

"As for saying that I got the support of the 'Guanlong Group', so I was able to get to the top, that's the best fart among farts." Yang Jian was full of fire: "If I can just deduce the process from the results, I can get the fucking results I want. , I also said that Liu Bang was able to unify the world with the support of the Qin aristocratic group. Do you believe that I can also compile a lot of evidence for you? "

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