Li Er of the Tang Dynasty: Ancestor Xie is here!

Chapter 298 Rebellion against Tiangang

As soon as Yang Jian heard about doing business, he felt no sleepiness immediately.

He had already seen the equipment of the Tang Dynasty soldiers who arrived in the Sui Dynasty.

The full-covering plate armor and the gleaming sword all attracted him.

If the Sui Dynasty could have such equipment, they could defeat Goguryeo even if they were hung up!
"Shude, are you talking about swords and armor?" Yang Jian asked immediately.

"Swords and armor?" Li Yuan was asked by Yang Jian.

What swords and armor... Oh, he remembered. Yang Jian should be talking about the outfit worn by the Anxi Army.

"Uncle, you were joking. You should be talking about the one worn by the Anxi Army, right?" Li Yuan asked with a smile.

"What? Can't you sell it to me?" Yang Jian asked suspiciously, and suddenly said: "That's true, there shouldn't be many of them in the Tang Dynasty, it's me, Meng Lang."

Li Yuan couldn't help laughing out loud when he heard this.

"Hahahaha, it's really not much, it's really not much..." Li Yuan smiled happily, with tears coming out: "If it weren't for dealing with people like you in the cold weapon era, I'm afraid it would have been canceled long ago."

"What?" Yang Jian glanced at Li Yuan fearfully.

Weapons and equipment that are so good, so impressive, and so awesome, are you canceling them right away? Or is it to deal with those of us who live in the cold weapon age... What you are saying is that you are still a little reluctant to use such powerful weapons and equipment?

Yang Jian, who had never experienced the baptism of wisecracks, thought that Li Yuan meant what he said literally and that he really wanted to slash him with a knife.

"Really?" Yang Jian instinctively didn't believe it, but seeing Li Yuan's confident look, he couldn't help but believe it, "You just have to let me take a look."

"Am I wrong?" Yang Yong jumped to his feet and said, "Aye like you is not as good as a piece of cake..."

For the time being, Yang Guang was taken to Zhu Xi to deal with it, and he was tortured in Qiguo Temple first.

Next to him, Yang Yong, who founded the dynasty, looked at the submissive look of his other self with an expression of hatred, and angrily grabbed his collar: "Can you stand up! You don't dare to talk to you Aye Have a fight? Call him a stupid old fool! Look at how you can govern the country!"

The throne that had been in Renshou's fourth year was naturally passed on to Yang Yong, who had been in Renshou's fourth year. This Yang Yong was submissive, kowtowing and thanking him all the time, as if his edges had been smoothed by life.

After receiving Li Yuan's guarantee, Yang Jian was still a little worried, but considering that the immortal master Li Shude would not be reckless here, so after weighing it, he planned to go see something good with Li Yuan.

Zhu Fang had already thought of a way and asked Zhao Gou and Zhu Qizhen to serve Yang Guang. Zhu Qizhen and others, who had been tortured...and re-educated for more than ten years, had an evil fire in their hearts and had already become insane. Asking them to increase Yang Guang's strength can be said to be the right person.

"Hey, uncle, where are you thinking?" Li Yuan smiled: "I'm just opening your eyes, don't worry."

Li Yuan laughed and winked at Li Shimin: "Don't worry, uncle, today I, Li Shude, will stab your butt with a knife!"

"It's too backward," Li Yuan said with a lonely expression, "Isn't it true that some people still value this kind of cold weapon, right?"

It's not that he doesn't understand, but he feels unbelievable.

Yang Jian was furious at the side and yelled: "Handi Cutting!"

Yang Jian knew that Yang Yong couldn't spit out ivory, but he never expected that he could say such words. He grabbed his collar hard and gasped for air.

Yang Jian endured his anger and asked, "Since these are not good things in Shu De's eyes, you must have something better?"

"What do you mean?" Yang Jian was stunned.

This sinister tone made Yang Jian want to beat him to death.

"Damn, uncle, I'm not bragging to you." Li Yuan became more energetic, "The equipment currently installed in our Datang is something you can't even imagine."

You did it on purpose, right? Are you trying to make me angry on purpose?
Li Yuan: Yes, I did it on purpose. Are you angry?

Go against Tiangang! Go against Tiangang!
Even though the father was kind and the son was as filial as in the Tang Dynasty, this was the first time he saw this kind of Western scene. Li Xiaosan, in particular, looked at Yang Yong with his mouth wide open, giving him a thumbs up in his heart.

He is truly worthy of being a man with the word “brave” in his name. He is brave!

"Okay, okay, uncle, please don't be the same as my cousin." Li Yuan stepped forward and began to persuade Yang Jian: "Think about it, my eldest cousin must be a little resentful. As for father and son, just say what you are unhappy about. Why bother?" Why is it so stiff?"

Li Shimin said quietly on the side: "If you could have thought this way, Aye, I wouldn't have shot my eldest brother at Xuanwu Gate."

Li Yuan:......

Every family has its own scriptures that are difficult to recite!
Yang Jian decided not to be on the same level as his eldest son, and if he had any grievances, just use yin and yang.

After going through so much, he finally thought about it. For someone like Yang Guang who hides everything in his heart, he really knows people but not their hearts. But a straight person like Yang Yong is easier to handle. He is the kind who can see his stomach when he opens his mouth.

So in the next few days, whenever Yang Jian met Yang Yong, he would look at Yang Yong happily, not angry, just smiling at him.

Yang Yong was just a little resentful. He was the kind of person who would retaliate when he had a grudge. He never hid his thoughts, so he teased Yang Jian for a while. After seeing that he was not angry but smiled in response, he stopped teasing his father. .

After Yang Guang's problem was dealt with, people from other dynasties went back to their respective homes, leaving Li Shimin's family behind.

"Let's go, uncle." Li Yuan was extremely enthusiastic. Yang Jian was also one of the richest men, especially at the end of the Kaihuang Year. After so many years of accumulation, he was extremely rich, not much worse than Zhao Kuangyin.

"Why do I think you don't have any good intentions?" Yang Jian looked at Li Yuan sideways.

"Looking at what you said, you are my dearest uncle!" Li Yuan expressed his filial piety categorically without hesitation.

He added in his mind - more money is needed!

Yang Jian's first stop was to go to the Zhenguan Dynasty with the officials who founded the dynasty.

Today's Chang'an is an international metropolis. As soon as Yang Jian came out of the main hall where the wormhole was placed, he was deeply shocked by the scene in front of him.

"What the hell?" Yang Yong subconsciously exclaimed behind him. When he looked up, he saw the building rising straight into the sky.

"That's the Chang'an TV building." Li Shimin introduced to Yang Yong with a smile: "It is a landmark building in Chang'an, with a total of 101 floors and a total height of 117 feet."

In order to take care of "ancients" like Yang Yong, Li Shimin decided to talk about Zhang instead of rice.

There is actually something wrong with this idea... Why are you laughing? You are also an ancient. "Holy shit..." Yang Yong couldn't help but be speechless. It's more than a hundred feet... It's really unimaginable.

In various poems and articles, it is said that the mountain is as many as ten feet and as many as ten feet, but everyone knows that it is actually an imaginary number, not to mention that it is the miraculous work of nature, and no one will think there is anything strange about it. But the tall building in front of us is different. It was built by manpower... When did manpower become so powerful that it was possible to build such a tall building?
Li Yuan looked at the amazed Sui Dynasty monarchs and ministers and snickered in his heart.

Are you a fool? I, the Tang Dynasty, am invincible in the world!

Not long after, several Beetles drove over from outside and stopped in front of everyone with a long sound.

"Get in the car." Li Yuanyan said concisely.

"What...what is this? Why are you running so fast without a horse?" Yang Jian was shocked.

"This is a car, it doesn't need a horse." Li Yuan explained patiently: "This thing eats oil. As long as it burns oil, it can run. Not only can it run faster than a horse, but it is also more stable, has more endurance, and has more power. Strong.”

"This is too..." Yang Jian thought for a long time, but couldn't think of an adjective.

"In just the past few decades, has the world turned upside down like this?" He murmured with emotion.

"That's what science and technology is." Li Shimin smiled: "Old Yang, it's not too late to let Sui Dynasty focus on science."

He is very happy now. Due to the special nature of the Li family, Li Yuan, the Duke of Tang Dynasty, and his family have disappeared inexplicably in both the Kai Dynasty and the Renshou Dynasty. This also means that he will not have any psychological pressure to raise his eldest grandson Wugu.

They were all the same person, and Lao Li asked himself that he couldn't do it while watching his eldest grandson Wugu marry someone else. Men all have that weird possessiveness.

"I understand!" Yang Jian nodded heavily, planning to do some "science" when he went back.

This science needs to be studied! Yang Jian muttered viciously in his heart.

After getting into the car, Yang Jian couldn't help but feel a little addicted to the comfortable feeling.

If Da Sui had such a smooth and stable car, it would definitely be very comfortable when traveling.

Most emperors are comfort-oriented, and even the founding emperors like Yang Jian are no exception.

"Where should we go next?" Yang Jian asked.

"Eat first?" Li Yuan asked tentatively. He planned to let Yang Jian and others experience the state banquet of the Tang Dynasty.

It should be noted that the state banquet of the Tang Dynasty... is not actually from the Tang Dynasty, but the cuisine of the Song Dynasty.

Thinking about it, the dark cuisine of the Tang Dynasty is often made in the style of canned vegetables, which is somewhat unnecessary for entertaining guests. On the other hand, the Song Dynasty's cooking skills were unprecedented and unparalleled. Even later generations could not match the variety of dishes in the Song Dynasty.

Of course, the reason is that the Song Dynasty dared to eat many of the ingredients written in the criminal law, which were rampant species during the Tang and Song Dynasties. Take a tiger as an example. This thing... there are tiger disasters every year. Especially last year, the jurisdiction of the Kaiyuan Dynasty reported that a tiger disaster occurred in a village. In a small village of more than 500 people, more than 200 people were taken away. personal. If the remaining people hadn't been clever enough to hide in the cellar, even more people would have died.

In fact, it is not difficult to understand. Even in the 50s, there were rampant tiger disasters in the country. There were even rewards for tiger hunting heroes who killed more tigers.

In this era, tigers are not a rare thing, nor are black bears and brown bears. According to incomplete statistics, there are frequent reports of bears and tigers attacking gathering points among people pioneering in the north.

Therefore, Datang did not feel any psychological pressure at all when eating these things.

The recent development of the Arctic and Yanzhou has introduced a large number of new species, such as arctic giant penguins and dodos. But these animals are harmless to humans, so the Tang Dynasty court ordered that these animals that are relatively easy to become extinct became the first batch of protected animals, especially the giant pandas that Li Qing paid close attention to.

In order to set an example, Datang officials took the lead in not eating these protected animals.

At first, Lao Li didn't quite understand why there was a bill to "protect animals," but Li Qing's words made him determined.

I don’t want our future generations to understand these animals only through books. This sentence made Lao Li’s whole person sublime.

Of course, Yang Jian didn't know about Tang cuisine, but even if he had experienced the real and authentic Tang cuisine, he would only give a thumbs up and say "Hala Shao".

Without him, the Sui Dynasty would be even more unpalatable.

Although Chinese cuisine has a long history, this thing is like technology. The more advanced technology is, the more backward it becomes, and the further advanced food is, the more unpalatable it is.

Take Emperor Zhou's eight delicacies as an example, including a dish of roasted dog liver with wolf oil... and "zuke", which involves soaking fresh beef slices in wine for a day and a night, and then adding meat sauce and other condiments to eat directly. The wines of the Zhou Dynasty were different from those of today. The wines of that era... had nothing wrong with them except that they were sour, smelly, rancid, and muddy.

The Sui Dynasty actually belonged to the south wall to the north wall with the Tang Dynasty. Even the fish and chips of the Tang Dynasty were a delicacy sought after by thousands of people in the Sui Dynasty.

Heavy oil and heavy salt were the most lacking things in ancient times.

In the state banquet hall, the emperors and ministers of the Sui Dynasty had a full meal and were given a little shock of the delicacies of the Song Dynasty.

"It smells so good!" Yang Jian rubbed his belly, still staring at the white fish cooked in wine.

The thought of not being able to eat so many delicious foods after going back made Yang Jian feel a little blocked.

He has already decided in his heart that he must learn technology and this cooking. Both hands must be grasped, both hands must be hard!

This is the so-called greed and laziness, which promotes social progress and development.

"It's just fragrant, it's all technology." Li Yuan said proudly.

The technology here is not derogatory. The "freshness" that the ancients pursued required many complicated processes to extract a little freshness, but with the blessing of technology, it can be achieved with just a spoonful of MSG.

"How can cooking require technology?" Yang Jian asked in surprise: "Do you, in the Tang Dynasty... have anything that has nothing to do with technology?"

Li Yuan thought for a moment, shook his head honestly and said, "No."

Later, he carefully educated the emperors and ministers of the Sui Dynasty on cooking technologies, such as salt, monosodium glutamate, etc.

"Hiss..." Yang Jian and the ministers looked at each other, and they all noticed the shock in each other's eyes.

After drinking and eating, Li Yuan said with a smile: "I'm not in a hurry about taking a look at the armaments. I feel that since I have come to the Tang Dynasty, I must do my best to be a landlord. Let's go take a bath together first." Come on, wash the dust off yourself."

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