Li Er of the Tang Dynasty: Ancestor Xie is here!

Chapter 305: Just bow down and bow down
After all, Zhao Kuangyin was a responsible and good ancestor, and with the company of his daughters, Zhao Fujin quickly got out of his psychological shadow.

After settling his granddaughter, Zhao Kuangyin planned to continue his attack.

We can't just take care of Zhao Ji and his son in the Jingkang Dynasty, we also have to go to the Xuanhe Dynasty to take care of Zhao Ji.

Li Qing originally wanted to go to the Huizong Dynasty in the official history, but in fact, when he thought about it, there was nothing ruthless to see in the Huizong Dynasty, so it would be better to go to the Huizong Dynasty in the Water Margin version.

As an immortal, my power is unlimited.

Replacing the novel world with official history is simply... normal.

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The first year of Chonghe, Shijie Village.

There were not many people going to Zhonghe this time, only Li Qing, Zhao Kuangyin and Li Shimin, plus Yu Chigong and Cheng Yaojin.

Along the way, Yu Chigong and Cheng Yaojin exchanged blows and shoves, just like old enemies.

"What's for lunch?" Zhao Kuangyin was hungry.

Li Qing raised his head and glanced at the scorching sun, shook his clothes and said, "Let's eat some fish. I want to eat some spicy and sour fish soup."

"Okay, let's eat fish." Yu Chigong said loudly, not forgetting to reach out and tap Cheng Yaojin's waist.

Cheng Yaojin felt itchy and couldn't help but burst into laughter.

With Li Shimin, the second general had no pressure at all. Unlike Lao Zhu, Li Shimin treated his brothers as real brothers.

Therefore, these old friends were very casual when they were alone with Li Shimin.

Maybe this is why Yuchi Gong hit Li Daozong in the eye with an electric cannon...

After walking a few steps, I saw green mountain peaks in front of me, with green mulberry trees and clouds, and a village in the middle. There was a wine drinking pole hanging high outside the fence, and in the water not far away, it was tied to A small boat swinging leisurely.

"It's a nice rural scene." Zhao Kuangyin couldn't help but admired.

Since I was ready to have something to eat, I went into the wine shop.

"Several guests, please come in."

Immediately a waiter came out and smiled.

Everyone was sitting on the bench. Li Qing imitated the heroes in the TV series and asked, "What's good in the store?"

"We have a newly slaughtered ox, and the meat is also very fat." The second brother replied.

Li Qing nodded and said with a smile: "Get some big fish, make some hot and sour fish soup, cut up ten kilograms of good beef, and make two jars of wine."

"Okay, sir, but this fish... I don't know if my second brother and the others are at home. If they are, we can only eat this fish." The waiter said hesitantly.

"It doesn't matter, you and I will go take a look together." Li Qing said with a smile.

The waiter didn't doubt that he was there, so he led the way to Ruan Xiaoer's home. When he got to the door, he saw several small fishing boats hanging on dry piles, and a broken fishing net hanging outside the fence. There are about a dozen thatched houses leaning against mountains and rivers.

"Is the second brother at home?" the waiter shouted loudly.

Not long after, only one person came out. Cheng Yaojin and Yu Chigong couldn't help but admire, what a man!
Ruan Xiaoer wore a shabby turban on his head, old clothes on his body, and his feet were bare. When he came out and saw the waiter in the store, he said in a low voice, "This is Brother Zhuang. How could the wind have brought you here?"

"These guests who came from afar want to eat some hot and sour fish soup and some big fish." The second brother turned around and introduced: "There is no fresh carp in the store for the time being, so I asked the second brother."

"Well, Xiao Qi just happened to catch a few big golden carp." Ruan Xiaoer walked back to the house with a smile and took out a large tank from inside.

"It's so strong, but it doesn't weigh a thousand pounds, how can it be carried!" Yu Chigong praised.

"I don't dare to accept the praise of high officials." Ruan Xiaoer said modestly, but his face was very happy.

He reached out and pulled out two large carps from the tank, which seemed to weigh about 14 to 15 pounds.

"Let me see, sir, are these two tails enough?"

"Yes, yes." Zhao Kuangyin nodded, took out two ingots of silver from his arms, and said with a smile: "Second brother, let's see, are these enough?"

"More, more!" Ruan Xiaoer waved his hands repeatedly. He usually sells fish, but these two fish only cost a hundred cents. How can he sell so much?
Zhao Kuangyin laughed and said: "I think the second brother is very confrontational, just for the sake of friendship. If you don't give up, why don't we come and have three drinks together?"

Ruan Xiaoer is a cheerful man. When he heard Zhao Kuangyin's invitation, he didn't hesitate and smiled on the spot and said he would go with him.

At Lao Zhao's insistence, Ruan Xiaoer accepted the two ingots of silver.

Not even two steps out, I saw another person walking over, holding a fishing net in his hand.

"Second brother, what are you doing?"

"It's Xiao Qi. Several officials invited me to have a drink and have fun together." Ruan Xiaoer said with a smile.

At the same time, he introduced to several people: "This is my brother, my name is Ruan Xiaoqi."

"You are extraordinary, please come with us?" Zhao Kuangyin invited with a smile.

"Xiao Qi, the official asked you if you want to go have a drink with us?" Ruan Xiaoer asked.

Ruan Xiaoqi's face lit up with joy, and he said with great joy: "When I was in trouble, I went with my second brother."

He threw the fishing net into the small courtyard and ran over in three steps at a time.

"My brother has the best water skills and is nicknamed Living Yama." Ruan Xiaoer put his arm around his brother's shoulders and boasted: "Ordinary lake water cannot stop him at all."

"No wonder Brother Xian can find big fish. It turns out that his water skills are so good." Zhao Kuangyin couldn't help but sigh.

"Old Zhao is a serious northerner. He is only good at riding horses but not good at sailing." Li Shimin laughed.

Zhao Kuangyin:......

You are the only one who can control the boat, and your whole family can control the boat!
I'm not the admiral of Azur Lane, where can I go to sail the ship?
Several people came to the store and sat down, but Ruan Xiaoqi's eyes kept looking at Yu Chigong.

"What are you watching me do?" Yuchi Gong asked, raising his eyebrows.

"Nothing, just itchy hands." Ruan Xiaoqi said with a smile.

Yuchi Gong laughed, since he had been idle, he rarely moved his muscles. Now that Ruan Xiaoqi suddenly said this, he became interested immediately.

"In this case, you and I will go play in the courtyard." Yuchi said with a chuckle.

"Please—" Ruan Xiaoqi stood up. Although he came from a rough background, he also knew etiquette.

The two stood in the courtyard, standing apart.

Ruan Xiaoqi took off his clothes and his upper body was bare, revealing his bronze tendons.

Years of living underwater have made him extremely well-proportioned.

"What a man!" Li Shimin clapped his hands and praised him. He was a collector.

"Heitan Tou! I bet ten taels of silver—on Xiao Qi Sheng!"

Cheng Yaojin didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement.

"Shut up! Otherwise I'll beat you up first!"

Yuchi Gong turned around and glared angrily.

The conversation between these two people made everyone burst into laughter, as if they were happy enemies. When both of them were ready, Li Qing said: "Okay - let's start!"

Ruan Xiaoqi saw that Yu Chigong was about to make a move, so he used his right foot to open a loophole and passed under Yuchi Gong's right side. Yuchi Gong turned around immediately, but unexpectedly bumped into Ruan Xiaoqi with his arms stretched out. Yuchi Gong didn't hide either. As the saying goes, it's not like a fierce dragon can cross the river. He also grabbed one of Ruan Xiaoqi's arms and pressed his shoulder blade against his chest.

Ruan Xiaoqi tried to shake off Yu Chigong with all his strength, but found that he couldn't shake off this big black man at all. In desperation, he slipped his shoulders and tried to lift Yuchi Gong up.

As a result, Yuchi Gong was born with supernatural power, and he had no choice but to pull him twice. However, he didn't want Yuchi Gong to grab his legs with one hand and his arm with the other, and lift him up directly.

"Ah, I lost, I lost."

Ruan Xiaoqi is not the kind of rogue person who will admit defeat when it is time to give up.

Yuchi Gong put Ruan Xiaoqi down and said with a smile: "I just took advantage of my strength. If I were in the water, I would have nothing to do with Xiaoqi."

"Brother's divine power! I'm willing to bow down to you!" Ruan Xiaoqi was impressed by Yu Chigong's divine power and bowed down on the spot.

This is not the Three Kingdoms, otherwise, you would definitely say - the general is really a god!

"Hahaha, let's go and have a drink together!"

Yuchi Gong also felt that Ruan Xiaoqi had a bad temper for no reason, so he put his arm around his shoulders and invited him to have a drink with him with a smile.

After such a fuss, the relationship between several people became closer.

It's actually very strange to get along with these rough and tumble people. All it takes is a good rapport and a good temper, and the relationship will be forged quickly.

Especially when you can physically suppress the opponent, your favorability will increase faster.

The premise is that the other party is not that kind of narrow-minded person.

The store opened fire very quickly, and in a short time a table of good food and wine was quickly put on the table.

"There are really delicious things in this countryside!" Li Shimin took a sip of the hot and sour fish soup and immediately praised it.

"That's right." Zhao Kuangyin also agreed.

"How many drinks can you have, Professor?" Ruan Xiaoer raised his head and asked Li Qingdao.

Among the people present, Yu Chigong and Cheng Yaojin were both military generals, so needless to say; Li Shimin and Zhao Kuangyin were both military generals, and they didn’t seem to have much literary talent. Li Qing was the only one who looked like a scholar, so Ruan Xiao Two calls him professor.

"Of course you have to drink wine." Li Qing smiled brightly and said to Ruan Xiaoer: "It's just that it's not pleasant to drink wine from this small cup. If you want to enjoy it to the fullest, you have to use a big bowl to sift it!"

As soon as these words came out, Ruan Xiaoer immediately became happy.

Okay, I didn’t expect that a scholar like this professor would have such a bad temper.

"Okay! Professor Benyi! Brother Zhuang! Bring me a bigger bowl!"

Ruan Xiaoer shouted loudly.

Not long after, the waiter brought over several large bowls.

Everyone poured wine one after another, raised their necks and drank it all in one gulp.

"It's cool!" Li Qing laughed. He really didn't expect that this store could make such cold wine in such a hot day.

It should have been placed in the well, right? I remember when I was a kid and there was no refrigerator, I would often make watermelons like this.

It has to be said that the wisdom of working people is infinite.

After drinking a jar, Ruan Xiaoer became a little erratic.

He held the wine jar and sang loudly.

"Grandpa was born between heaven and earth. He is not afraid of the court or the officials. He casts a sky net on the water and catches the turtle and the bastard inside!"

Ruan Xiaoqi heard his second brother singing and started singing along.

"Grandpa was born in the world. He didn't seek wealth or be an official. He lived in Shijie Village, eating and drinking as good as the gods."

"Good song!" Li Shimin clapped his hands, laughed and praised: "It's really a good song! Don't be afraid of the court or the officials. Those dog officials who got into their motherfuckers should have been killed long ago!"

"Yes! Brother Li is right!" Ruan Xiaoqi stepped on the stool and laughed heartily: "Those dog officials are used to bullying good people, and they won't let go of anything when things happen! On weekdays, too They will only show their teeth and claws at the good people. When the people from the Liao Kingdom come, haha... just like the Zhao Guan family, they don’t even have a single egg! "

Zhao Kuangyin's face darkened after hearing this.

Hey, I am also from Zhao Guan's family, don't be like this.

"Whoever says it's not, just say the magistrate of Yuncheng County... haha..." Ruan Xiaoer cursed drunkenly: "Forget it, forget it, what are you talking about, just drink!"

"Eat wine!" Cheng Yaojin held the wine bowl and touched one: "This fish soup is really delicious. You can't eat such delicious fish soup in Chang'an."

"Hey, those in Chang'an are all sea fish shipped all the way." Zhao Kuangyin complained: "They are basically frozen products, especially the fried fish. After the frying, is there such a delicious fish soup?"

"No, no." Cheng Yaojin waved his hand immediately: "I'm not convinced about anything else, but when it comes to this... we are not worthy of carrying your Da Song shoes!"

This is not a casual comment. After all, the most delicious restaurants in the Tang Dynasty...are all Song Restaurants.

The Tang Dynasty and the Song Dynasty were like Dai Ying and France in later generations.

But it should be said that Datang was a much better person than Dai Ying.

Ruan Xiaoer and Ruan Xiaoqi were drunk and didn't listen carefully. They just thought they were talking about family matters.

"This fresh fish soup must be made from live fish." Ruan Xiaoqi said with a smile: "If you use salted fish, the taste will be indescribable."

"That's right." Li Shimin nodded.

Speaking of salted fish, he couldn't help but think of Ying Zheng...

Thinking back to the time when Qin Shihuang died of illness in Sand Dune, in order to cover up the news, Zhao Gao and Li Si got a pile of salted fish in the car to cover up the smell of the corpse.

This also directly led to them teasing Ying Zheng about salted fish when they had nothing to do. It was because Brother Ying had a good temper, and he had the attitude of letting the strong one do whatever he wants, and I will blow the wind over the mountains.

After teasing her for a few more times, no one would say anything after she was bored.

Then he began to tease Lao Zhao, saying that he was a weak Song Dynasty.

However, Zhao Kuangyin has been practicing martial arts since he was a child. He has a straightforward temper and does not understand what shrinking is. As long as you dare to speak, he will be angry.

Therefore, Ru Song Dynasty has become a daily routine in Li Qing's circle, especially people from the Tang Dynasty, who are very enthusiastic about the activity of Ru Song Dynasty.

The problem is not because of anything else, but mainly because the people of the Song Dynasty were very persistent in discrediting the Tang Dynasty.

Don't ask, just ask, the ugly pig will break its guard when it sees the peacock.

A meal is a feast for the host and the guest, and by the time the meal is over, it is getting late.

"It's getting late today. Please stay overnight at my house, brothers. We won't worry about it tomorrow." Ruan Xiaoer invited.

"Okay, I'll just follow my second brother." Zhao Kuangyin nodded and said.

Ruan Xiaoer didn't realize how much dignity it meant for the person in front of him to call him second brother. He scratched his head and said to Ruan Xiaoqi: "Xiaoqi, my brothers and I will go home first, and you can buy two jars in the store." Wine, buy some meat, find a pair of chickens in the village, and get drunk with the brothers at night!"

As soon as he finished speaking, he heard someone shouting outside.

"Is the second brother here? Xiaoke Wu Yong, come to visit!"

(I am looking for a new book to read, "The Great Saint of the Tang Dynasty!", the Tokyo one was blocked because the car was traveling too fast...)
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