Li Er of the Tang Dynasty: Ancestor Xie is here!

The rear of Liangshan was temporarily handed over to the civil servants and generals from Zhenguan. After all, they were all old brothers, so Lao Li was relieved.

He went to Bianliang with Zhao Kuangyin and Li Qing. One is to save Lin Chong's wife, and the other is to take a walk to relax.

Li Shimin had seen the prosperity of Bianliang City before. But the few times Mr. Taiyuan went to Bianliang were all on official business, and he had no experience of life at all.

Just like that Mr. Li, Mr. Taiyuan has been famous for a long time, but he only knows one side.

I think Mr. Li was also in Taiyuan back then... right?
As the saying goes, if a person is not romantic, his youth will be wasted.

Of course Li Qing wanted to go with him, not for anything else, but mainly to take a few videos of Li Shimin who was carried away with his pride, and then give Empress Changsun a good look when he went back.

If you don't provide strength to Lao Li, can he still be a good buddy of Brother Li?
Along the way, we passed by Qinghe County.

The place name Qinghe... is very famous because this place produced Pan Jinlian and a pair of martial arts brothers.

Since Cao Cao was still in the late Han Dynasty, he probably had no chance to travel through Wu Dalang.

"These pancakes are good. Would you like two?"

Li Shimin saw a short man selling cooking cakes and asked Li Qingdao with a smile.

Li Qing's body trembled, isn't this Wu Dalang?

He stepped forward and greeted with a smile: "Da Lang, Da Lang!"

Wu Dalang immediately turned around and saw that it was a stranger, so he asked suspiciously: "Do you know me, sir?"

"Who doesn't know about Dalang's cooking cakes in Qinghe County?" Li Qing said with a smile: "Here are twenty pieces."

He took out more than ten copper coins from his arms and stuffed them into Wu Dalang's hands.

After all, he was here to do business. After hearing the compliment, Wu Dalang immediately said with a smile: "I don't dare to praise you as a guest. It's just twenty... for you to eat... oh."

While he was talking, he saw Yu Chigong and Cheng Yaojin standing behind Li Qing like iron towers. He stopped talking, picked out twenty sesame cakes from the burden, and handed them to Li Qing's hands.

Li Qing distributed it to everyone and kept one for himself. The cake was golden and looked very appetizing. Li Qing took a bite. It was crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, with a mouthful of wheat flavor. It was indeed the famous Dalang Shaobing.

"It's delicious!" Li Shimin praised.

After saying that, he didn't forget to glance at Zhao Kuangyin: "Old Zhao, he is indeed much better than your descendants."

Zhao Kuangyin sighed and said: "Brother, can't you forget to say a few insults to me even when you are eating pancakes?"

Li Shimin smiled and said: "I'm used to it, I'm used to it."

As he was squatting next to Wu Dalang eating sesame cakes, suddenly a man came out from the side, pulled Wu Dalang and said, "Da Lang, now there is a rich man."

"What a rich man you are, don't make fun of me!" Wu Dalang looked at the man in disbelief, minding his own business in sorting out the burden of sesame cakes.

"Hey, that big man wants to give you his maid!" The man said to himself: "I also want to pay some dowry. I don't need a penny from you, so I will marry you for nothing!"

After hearing this man's words, everyone looked at each other and understood what was going on.

Oh, it turns out that Wu Dalang hasn't married Pan Jinlian yet.

"My dear brother, as the saying goes, it would be better to demolish ten temples than ruin one marriage. Is there anything you can do to help this man?" Li Shimin said in a low voice.

Lao Li quite has the mentality of "I know the universe is vast, but I still pity the green grass and trees." Even though he is in a high position, he has not lost his empathy.

"Don't worry, I will help you at Wuhan University. Wu Er is a good brother." Li Qing said with a smile.

"When I was reading Water Margin, I felt that Wu Er was the most temperamental. Alas...it's a pity that the world can force a good man to become a murderous maniac." Li Shimin couldn't help but sigh and put himself in his shoes. If he were in Wu Song's situation, he would probably be even crazier than Wu Song.

Over there, Wu Dawu said to himself: "Don't make fun of me. Those scoundrels on weekdays call me 'Three-inch Dinggu Tree Bark'. I know what I look like. How can I be worthy of the female envoy of Zhang Daguan's family?" ? No way!"

"You, Wuhan University, are so clueless!" The man cursed, "Why don't you take on such a huge good thing?!"

"Brother, don't be upset, brother." Li Qing immediately stepped forward and said with a smile: "It's not that Brother Wu doesn't want to, it's just that this matter is too bizarre."

Li Shimin also stepped forward and said, "Only if it can be proven that the wealthy family really wants to marry a maid, will Brother Wu be willing to believe it."

"If Brother Wu had gone with me to Da Zhang's house, we would have found out as soon as I asked!" The man grabbed Wu Da's arm and said.

Wu Dalang was unwilling, but he was not as strong as that man. When he was dragged away, he was still shouting for his cooking cakes.

Yuchi picked up the two loads of sesame cakes with a chuckle and followed Wu Da to Zhang Da's house.

When they arrived at Zhang Dahu's house, Zhang Dahu didn't say anything. He just looked at Wu Da with a sneer and kept nodding.

He is now seeking revenge on Pan Jinlian. When I asked you to obey me, you refused. Instead, you wanted to sue your mistress. Now he will marry you to Sancun Dinggu Tree Bark. Let’s see what you have to say!
"Are you the only one from Wuhan University?" Zhang Dahu asked as he looked at Wuhan University.

"That's right, you villain." Wu Da nodded and bowed.

"Li San must have told you that I don't want a penny from you, but I will pay you some dowry and marry Pan Jinlian to you. Are you willing?" Zhang Dahu asked.

"Yes, yes..." Heard that he could have a wife, how could Wu Dalang not be willing?
"The decision was made when I was dead." Zhang Dahu said, and then said, "How could such a piece of mutton fall into the dog's mouth!"

Because it was Zhang Dahu who held a grudge, he married Pan Jinlian very happily. Just the next day, he married Pan Jinlian to Wuhan University and even gave him a house for free.

There were many rules in this era, and Pan Jinlian had not seen Wuhan University before getting married. This was Zhang Dahu's deliberate arrangement. He had a dark heart and wanted to scare Pan Jinlian on purpose.

Li Qing and others were here to help Wu Da, but he didn't suffer any grievances. As for Mrs. Lin... Li Qing was also afraid of delaying things, so he simply opened a random door and took his family from Bianliang to Qinghe. After a few words of instruction not to talk nonsense, he sent a carriage and asked Lao Zhao to take them there. Liangshan went.

There were a few gangsters at the wedding, but when they saw the tower-like Yu Chigong standing next to Wuhan University, they gave in. There was an ignorant person who was picked up by Yuchi Gong and thrown from the yard to the wall. The gangsters were so frightened that they dared not say anything.

When Wu Da was about to enter the bridal chamber with crab steps, Li Qing stopped him.

"Da Lang, I have a good thing here." Li Qing mysteriously took out an enhanced version of Pill Plus from his pocket.

"Huh? What is this?" Wu Dalang looked at the thing that was as clear as a jade ball, his eyes bright.

"Eat this and change your external image." Li Qing patted Wu Dalang with a smile and said, "This was given to me by a worldly master back then. He said that after eating it, his blood would be revived. Have real power."

"Really?" Wu Dalang was doubtful.

"Hey, why are you lying to me? Your brother is so tall and strong. In fact, you can do it too, but you haven't awakened your bloodline yet." Li Qing said in a seductive manner: "Eat, Da Lang, this is your destiny..."

"But...what's the price?" Wu Dalang was still a little hesitant, as the saying goes, no reward for no reward...

"If you like it, eat it quickly!" Li Qing reached out and stuffed the elixir into Wu Dalang's mouth.

Wu Dalang rolled his eyes and fainted.

Then Li Qing poured water on him to wake him up. When Wu Da stood up, he was no longer the 1.4-meter-three-inch Ding Gu tree bark. Now he visually measured 1.9 meters...

As for his appearance... of course he has become much more handsome, at least not as ugly as before.

Wu Dalang suddenly felt that the world opened in a different way. He asked in shock: "Is it possible that I have really grown taller?"

"Otherwise?" Li Qing smiled and took out a mirror: "You are the one in the mirror now. How about I didn't lie to you?"

Wu Dalang scratched his head and said with a naive smile: "Thank you, brother!" Then he swayed from side to side and asked with a smile: "Are we okay?"

"Of course!" Li Qing rolled his eyes and said, "Hurry up and get married, Pan Jinlian is waiting impatiently!"

"Okay, I'll go right away!" Wu Da ran away in a hurry.

"Okay, are you still going to listen to the wall here?" Li Qing looked at the three of Li Shimin and said with a smile, "It's time for us to go back to the inn."

Let's say that after Wu Dalang returned to the bridal chamber, he couldn't help but be excited.

When the couple bowed to each other, they had long been fascinated by Pan Jinlian's enchanting figure. Originally, I actually had very low self-esteem and felt that I was not worthy of others. But the current Wu Dalang... is no longer the same person as before. He is very confident now.

Pan Jinlian felt miserable when she heard Wu Dalang's footsteps. I'm still scolding the big man in his heart for not being a good person. Isn't that just because he doesn't obey him? As for marrying yourself to this famous three-inch Dinggu bark?
Hearing Wu Dalang's footsteps getting closer and closer, Pan Jinlian's heart jumped more and more.

But after all, they are ancient people. It is their concept to marry a chicken, marry a dog, and follow the dog. It is not that they would say something like "This is a fake marriage, you can't touch me."

That's all, that's all, just treat it like a dog bite! Pan Jinlian cried secretly.

"Miss!"

Pan Jinlian was heartbroken when she heard Wu Da's voice.

"My lady, you must be very unwilling, right?"

Wu Dalang, who had become more confident now, did not shy away from it, but began to think about teasing Pan Jinlian.

"So what if you don't want to be reconciled. If you marry a chicken, follow the chicken, marry a dog, follow the dog, just think of me... um."

Pan Jinlian didn't say anything further, no matter what, we are men who want to spend the rest of our lives together, so we have to save some face, right?

"Hahahaha... What would you do if I were not that three-inch dinggu tree bark, but a well-known man?"

Wu Dalang asked.

"Husband, don't joke with me. Who doesn't know that you are a three-inch girl..."

Pan Jinlian stopped talking halfway.

"If I were here, where would you be?" Wu Da asked again.

"If you are really a seven-foot-tall man, what does it matter if I, Pan Jinlian, am completely devoted to you?" Pan Jinlian couldn't help but say.

"Then the lady must remember this sentence."

"I'm going to lift my hijab..."

"Hmm..." Pan Jinlian hummed softly.

Immediately afterwards, Wu Dalang reached out and lifted Pan Jinlian's hijab.

hiss……

For someone who had never seen a woman in Wuhan University, Pan Jinlian was really beautiful. He fell in love with this woman almost instantly.

Zhang Dahu treats me well! He was secretly happy.

Pan Jinlian held back her grief and looked at Wu Dalang, but she couldn't help being stunned.

No?

Where is the bark of the three-inch Dinggu tree?
Who is this handsome, strong, seven-foot-tall man in front of me...?
"Madam, what's wrong with you?" Wu Dalang asked with concern and gentleness.

"You...you are from Wuhan University?" Pan Jinlian asked in disbelief: "But you...you are not..."

"I would also like to thank the Li brothers for giving me an elixir that made me change back to my true self." Wu Dalang explained to Pan Jinlian with a smile.

"Ah?" Pan Jinlian didn't know why. She looked at Wu Dalang and then looked up and down to see his height. She couldn't believe it.

This... this is too...

Translate translate, what is a fucking surprise?
"Madam, do you still remember what you just said?" Wu Da asked with a smile.

Pan Jinlian blushed all of a sudden and couldn't help but peek at Wu Dalang.

Not only men are lustful, but women are too...

The more she looked at him, the more she felt that this husband was tall and handsome, just like the Prince Charming in her dream.

With such an outstanding appearance, so what if he is a pancake maker?

Pan Jinlian figured it out. Now, now she has found the treasure. It's hard to find a man like Wu Dalang who can tell at a glance that he doesn't care...

"But it depends on my husband..." Pan Jinlian rolled her eyes and made a pun.

Wu Dalang chuckled and stepped forward...

……

The next morning, when Wu Dalang woke up, it was already three o'clock in the morning. He glanced at Pan Jinlian, who had already gotten up and tidied up the house quickly, and couldn't help but sigh.

"Only today do I know the joy of being a man!"

With that said, he immediately got out of bed, got dressed, walked over to Pan Jinlian, and snatched the work from her hands.

"Sister-in-law is inconvenienced, so just leave these things to me."

Pan Jinlian looked at Wuhan University blankly, shouldn't she be the one to do these jobs?
Then I felt touched again, my husband is so considerate? !

"Husband..." Pan Jinlian murmured.

"Hey, sister-in-law, go to bed and rest. I'll cook you something to eat later."

Wu Dahan smiled and cleaned the house. He had just finished cleaning half of the house when he heard Li Qing calling him outside.

"Wu Da, Wu Da! The sun is shining on your butt!"

"It's the Li brothers!" Wu Da said happily, then looked at Pan Jinlian and said, "The Li brothers are great benefactors to our couple!"

"Yes, of course the slave family will remember Uncle Li's kindness in their hearts." Pan Jinlian also responded.

Wu Dalang dropped what he was doing and opened the door to greet him.

For Li Qing, he was grateful from the bottom of his heart.

Li Qing winked at him and asked with a smile, "Da Lang is really happy!"

"Hahaha... I have to ask the brothers of the Li family for their kindness, otherwise how can I experience the happiness of a man?" Wu Dalang said with a very cheerful smile.

(Please read the new book "The Great Saint Sun of the Tang Dynasty!", thank you, meow) (End of this chapter)