Li Er of the Tang Dynasty: Ancestor Xie is here!

Chapter 316 Brother Li, do you want to be the Emperor of Heaven?

"Brother Xian, what are you..."

In the guest room of Hujiazhuang, Li Shimin asked rather hesitantly.

Li Qingyi glanced at him sideways and asked, "What's wrong, Brother Li, are you afraid of your sister-in-law?"

"Afraid?" When Lao Li heard this, he puffed up his chest and said, "I'm not bragging about you..."

"Okay, stop bragging. I did the same bragging last time. What was the result?" Li Qing smiled: "My sister-in-law and I discussed this matter, you see."

With that said, he handed the phone to Li Shimin
When Li Shimin saw the call with Empress Changsun above, his heart skipped a beat and he clicked on speakerphone nervously.

"Second brother, don't you have anything to say?"

Queen Changsun's voice was gentle, and to Li Shimin's ears, it sounded somewhat... tortured.

"Ah, this..."

Li Shimin felt a little numb.

"Pfft... Hahahaha, second brother, if you like the sister of the Hu family, just accept her. I usually watch Water Margin and feel that this sister is too pitiful."

Empress Changsun no longer teased Li Shimin, but talked to him seriously: "If the second brother likes it, the matter will be settled."

"Well, okay."

Li Shimin replied in a sullen voice.

After chatting for a few words, Queen Changsun hung up the phone.

She held back her laughter, but failed and laughed loudly on Li Xiuning's shoulder.

"Look at you..." Li Xiuning patted her younger siblings on the back helplessly, and couldn't help but laugh: "I scared Erlang just now. It's really..."

"The second brother has been hanging out with the wise brother for a long time, and he has become so timid." Empress Changsun laughed so hard: "This sister of the Hu family is also a hero among women. If it is really like in the book, she was killed by that The black whirlwind Li Kui killed his family and married that wretched short-legged tiger Wang Ying himself. That's what...sigh..."

"Who says it's not?" Li Xiuning also sighed.

"But it's a good thing to marry a great man like Aye." Li Lizhi next to her interjected.

……

Let's talk about the Water Margin world, Li Shimin is still having sex with Hu Sanniang, who has eyes full of little stars.

"Xianmei, now I have something I need to tell you."

"That's what Mr. Lang said." Hu Sanniang's face turned red.

"It's just that I still have many wives and concubines in my family. If Xianmei cares about it, I will respect Xianmei's opinion." Li Shimin said straight to the point.

Yes, I have many wives. If you agree, you agree. If you disagree, it doesn’t matter.

However, Hu Sanniang, who fell in love, didn't care at all: "As long as I can be with my husband, I don't care!"

After that, Hu Sanniang covered her face and ran away.

"What a crime!" Li Qing stamped his feet like Charlotte, expressing contempt for Li Shimin's behavior of opening a harem.

But it's not bad, after all, he is really the emperor... It is reasonable and legal to have a harem, and no one can find fault with it.

For example, if the emperor is monogamous, then it is called committing two crimes. A direct example is that Emperor Xiaozong of the Ming Dynasty Zhu Youtang and his daughter-in-law Empress Zhang had only one son, and the heirs were extinct when the son died. Executing an heir was a trivial matter, but as a result, Empress Zhang suddenly became the imperial aunt and was not welcomed at all.

As long as there is a son born by another concubine, she can continue to dominate as the legitimate mother, which is difficult.

At this moment, Li Qing also received a notification tone.

Originally, Emperor Ai of the Tang Dynasty officially unified the world, and Li Qing... could become an immortal!

The system also released new tasks accordingly.

Mission objective: Establish the Heavenly Court

任务提供材料:封神榜*1、昊天上帝命格*1、瑶池元君命格*1、紫微大帝命格*1、青华大帝命格*1、长生大帝命格*1、勾陈上宫天皇大帝命格*1、真武大帝命格*1、后土女帝命格*1
Mission rewards: Innate treasures*20, Innate spiritual treasures*500, Acquired treasures*30, Acquired spiritual treasures*20000
Li Qing looked at the materials provided by the mission and couldn't help but fall into deep thought.

What, you mean I am Li Ziya?
According to the system's explanation, it is said that there is no heaven in this universe, and Li Qing's current role should be...

It's broken, Li Qing's heart skipped a beat.

Taoist Hongjun is actually me?

He pulled Li Shimin aside with a thoughtful look on his face and looked at him with a complicated expression.

Li Qing's eyes made him a little confused. Lao Li looked around and asked hesitantly after a while: "Brother Xian, what's wrong?"

"Brother Li, do you want to be the emperor?" He looked at Li Shimin and asked.

"Emperor? Brother, haven't I already been one?" Li Shimin was asked inexplicably.

Li Qing immediately waved his hand and said, "No, I made a mistake. I wanted to ask, do you want to be the Emperor of Heaven?"

"Emperor of Heaven?"

Li Shimin took a breath of air. He looked at Xiandi in disbelief, and a lot of pictures suddenly appeared in his mind like a pot boiling. The sky is full of sword rain, the stars are falling, and the immortal is touching me...

"Murderous!" He said subconsciously.

Finally, he asked: "Emperor of Heaven? You mean like the one Xing Tian fought for..."

"Yes." Li Qing coughed, took a breath and said in a very cool voice: "No more pretending, I'm showing off my cards..."

"Give me some time." Li Shimin felt confused. He thought that the wise brother was just an ordinary immortal, but he didn't expect... What the hell?
Can the position of the Emperor of Heaven be given away at any time?
The image of a virtuous younger brother that was originally idle in his heart suddenly became extremely tall.

"Um, Xian...brother-in-law..." After Li Shimin figured it out, the title became warm.

Li Qing:?
Good guy, a good brother when you have nothing to do, and a brother-in-law when you have something to do, right?

"This Heavenly Emperor...how many are there in total?" Li Shimin asked with salivation on his face: "No, I just want to ask if it is enough for Lao Zhu and I to share."

"That's enough. I can leave one for Sister Ning." Li Qing sighed: "There are seven emperors in heaven. You can be the biggest Haotian God."

When he heard the loudest words, Li Shimin trembled and his eyes lit up.

"Yes, yes! Brother-in-law! I want this!"

"Hahaha...Brother Li." Li Qing smiled and patted Li Shimin on the shoulder: "When you said that, I remembered the time when we first met. At that time, you were looking at the various machine guns on the tablet and saying, Want this, want that.”

Thinking of those days, Li Shimin couldn't help but smile knowingly.

I've known my brother Xian for so long, it's really...

"Yes, time flies!" Li Shimin said enthusiastically, he was really greedy for the temptation of the Emperor of Heaven.

After all, who doesn’t want to become an immortal and an ancestor, who doesn’t want to be the emperor of heaven who commands the three realms?

"God Haotian has an extra benefit, and of course it must be reserved for my closest brother Li." Li Qing said to Li Shimin shoulder to shoulder, looking like the two brothers were good friends, not at all like "Hongjun Taoist" The spirit of immortality.

"Oh?" Li Shimin became even more interested: "Quick, dear brother, don't show off, what kind of benefits are they?"

"The fate of God Haotian is accompanied by the fate of Yaochi Yuanjun." Li Qing said with a smile: "According to my conception, God Haotian and Yaochi Yuanjun should command all living beings in the three realms, which is suitable for you and your sister-in-law. ah……"

"Yes, yes! Okay, okay! It's God Haotian!" Li Shimin nodded as fast as a chicken eating rice.

"Besides... forget it, let me call everyone together and let's gather in Zhenguan."

Li Qing said, opened the portal, and took Lao Li back to Zhenguan Dynasty temporarily. Seeing Li Shimin appear, Empress Changsun smiled and joked: "Hey, isn't this our groom? Why are you not lingering with your beloved wife in Hujiazhuang, but why did you come to my Tang Dynasty!"

"Guanyin Maid, something big is going on." Old Li said with a serious look on his face.

Seeing Li Shimin's tone and expression, Queen Changsun immediately sat upright.

The last time Lao Li had this expression was on the morning of the fourth day of June in the ninth year of Wude.

"What happened?" She had evil eyes. She stood up and pulled out a long sword with cold light from the side: "But there is someone in the Water Margin world who is disrespectful to you?"

Damn it...

Li Qing had a sudden thought. He thought his sister-in-law was gentle and virtuous, but he didn't expect that he was also a fierce woman who could lift a sword?

"No, no, Guanyin, put down your sword quickly..."

Li Shimin quickly tried to persuade him.

After hearing Li Shimin's persuasion, Queen Changsun put away her sword and returned to the appearance of the gentle and virtuous woman, as if the woman who was holding the sword to kill someone was not her.

Li Qing was on the phone shaking people, and after a while, everyone in the room was seated.

Qin Shihuang Ying Zheng, Han Gao Emperor Liu Bang, Song Taizu Zhao Kuangyin, Ming Taizu Zhu Yuanzhang, and Tang Gaozu Li Yuan to make up the numbers.

Li Yuan belongs to Li Xiuning and Li Shimin...

It can be seen how important it is to have a child?

"I have something to share with you..." Li Qing looked around and took a deep breath.

"What's the matter, Immortal Master?" Liu Bang asked immediately, "Who do you want us to fight? Let's kill him!"

"No, I don't mean to hit anyone." Li Qing stopped laughing: "Hahahaha...forget it, I can't be serious anyway, so let's just say this, Brother Li has been designated by me, and now there are still Ziwei, Zhenwu, Changsheng, Qinghua and Gouchen, you choose."

As he spoke, he said to Li Xiuning across the crowd: "Sister, I have left you a successor."

"Yeah!" Li Xiuning nodded with crooked eyebrows.

"Then...then I'll choose Gou Chen first." Zhao Kuangyin said with a smile, "Just before, Wu Yong said that I came here to gou Chenxing."

"Then we will choose Zhenwu." Zhu Yuanzhang said with a smile, stroking his palms: "Zhenwu and Hongwu both have the character "武", which suits us just right!"

"If you are hungry, you must live forever." Ying Zheng still obsessed with immortality. "Immortality is also the biggest obsession in history."

"You see, Brother Ying hasn't forgotten about immortality yet." Everyone joked together.

"Then I want crape myrtle, it's good." Liu Bang didn't care anyway, he said with a smile.

"There's just one Qinghua left, so leave it to me." Li Yuan didn't care. All the old man could think about now was playing mahjong every day.

"So, Master Immortal, what do these things represent?" Liu Bang scratched his face and asked.

"Emperor of Heaven." Li Qingyan said concisely and to the point.

"Oh, Emperor of Heaven." Liu Bang groaned and repeated flatly.

Then Huo Di stood up and yelled: "What? What did you say? Emperor of Heaven?"

His voice became shrill with urgency.

That is the Emperor of Heaven...the emperor who is said to be the emperor in mythology...

The others also lost their composure for a moment. Even Queen Changsun and Li Xiuning looked at this side with pale faces.

Emperor of Heaven?

On the contrary, it was Li Yuan who was the first to come to his senses. He looked up to the sky and smiled: "Hahahahahahahaha... I have occupied the position of two Heavenly Emperors in the Tang Dynasty. It is really...ahhahaha!"

"No, there are three." Li Shimin corrected him: "Sister, I just chose a Houtu..."

As soon as he finished speaking, Li Yuan made a sound and drew away.

"Save people quickly, save people quickly! Choke people!"

Everyone rushed to rescue him, and Li Yuan woke up after a while.

"Hahahaha! There are actually three Heavenly Emperors in my Li family!"

Liu Bang was so sore that his teeth dropped, and he curled his lips and complained: "It's not because you gave birth to a good child."

"Hey, giving birth is also a skill!" Li Yuan didn't think there was anything wrong with it at all, but he was still proud of it.

Indeed, if you don’t accept it, why don’t you give birth to two children?

"Who is Brother Li?" Liu Bang asked again.

"Brother Li is the God of Haotian." Li Qing said with a smile.

"What the hell?" Zhu Yuanzhang jumped up from the sofa: "We are praying on Purple Mountain in love, are we praying to Brother Li?"

Everyone laughed, not dissatisfied at all with the throne they were assigned.

"There will still be Son of Yin Tian in the underworld, and there will be five Great Emperors of the Five Mountains." After laughing, Li Qing looked at them again and said, "These will also be given to your descendants..."

"Okay, okay!" Lao Zhu said immediately, and he looked at Li Qing hesitantly: "Then... how should we divide it?"

"Oh, yes, I would have forgotten if you hadn't mentioned it. The Five Great Emperors should keep it, and Yang Jian and Chai Rong should also get a share." Li Qing said with a smile: "For example, the Ten Kings of Hell should be handed over to your descendants, and the Four Seas Dragon Kings can also get a share. There must be dragon kings in the mountains, rivers, and lakes, so there is no need to worry about them not getting a share."

"Why does it feel like we are dividing the spoils?" Liu Bang said with his feet sullenly.

"Damn it, Bangzi, you want to be the emperor of heaven, but you are still such a hooligan?" Zhao Kuangyin glanced at Liu Bang with disgust.

"Nai Gong has such a character." Liu Bang glanced sideways at Zhao Kuangyin and then said: "Ten Palace Yan Jun, in addition to Brother Ying's family, let's divide it into three. Let's play mahjong for the remaining one to decide the final ownership. What? Sample?"

"No problem." Li Yuan was the first to speak, and his hands were itching to death.

Ying Zheng:  …

He didn't have any objection, he would be very happy if he could become the Emperor of Heaven.

There are only a few descendants anyway, so there is no need to rob the Tenth Palace Lord of Hell.

There was a lot of yelling here, and Li Yuan slipped out with a few emperors over there.

"Let's go, let's go play mahjong. I'll be idle when I'm free. I'll beat the kids on a rainy day..."

"That's right, let's go together!" Liu Bang also shouted.

Ying Zheng went back by himself first, and he wanted to go back to play Super Mario.

Li Qing glanced at Li Shimin, then looked at Empress Changsun and Li Xiuning and said, "How about, sister-in-law, sister, you two absorb the destiny first?"

"Can it be done now?" Queen Changsun asked in surprise.

"of course can."

Li Qing said with a smile, took out two balls of light from his pocket, handed them to Empress Changsun and Li Xiuning, each of them put one in their hands.

(Please read the new book, "The Great Saint Sun of the Tang Dynasty!", and also ask for some monthly votes for the new book, I would be very grateful.) (End of this chapter)

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