Li Er of the Tang Dynasty: Ancestor Xie is here!

Chapter 61: Wait until he recovers and continue fighting tomorrow!
Li Shimin never expected that this was the reason.

Even if you say you were deceived by her?I can accept it, right?

Damn it, why do you have a stupid grandson like you?Li Shimin's expression almost turned into an eggplant with a deadly empty gun.

No, if you persist in your stubbornness, I will definitely wake you up!
"Okay, as a man, you have the guts! You are affectionate and righteous, and you do what you say, you are a man!" When Li Shimin said this, he folded his belt and patted it gently on the table, making a crisp sound.

"But as an emperor, you are not fucking qualified!"

"For a woman, for a woman!" Li Shimin's tone was full of hatred: "Just for a woman, you turned the country into a mess! You can't live without a woman!"

As soon as these words came out, Li Zhi and Li Qing looked at each other, immediately turned their heads away, and coughed to hide their smiles.

After all...Old Li was also an infatuated person. He almost couldn't survive without Empress Changsun, and every day he cried and moaned was recorded in the history books.

"Child slave, why are you laughing?" Li Shimin tilted his head and stared deathly.

"No, no..." Li Zhi immediately put on a straight face and pretended to look around at the scenery.

"I just heard that Li Xian learned from you? Haha..." Li Shimin showed his toothache-like smile again, "What goes up works, what works down, the upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked. If you hadn't made a bad start, they would have been able to Learn from you?"

Just as Li Zhi was about to defend himself, Li Shimin took the belt and spanked him hard.

"Aye, didn't you beat me before?" Li Zhi felt extremely aggrieved. It was obvious that things had changed, so why was he still beaten?

"You gave birth to a good son, why, can't I beat you?" Li Shimin sneered nonstop, "If you dare to refute again, I will beat you too!"

Li Zhi really dared not speak out when he was angry, so he could only vent his anger on Li Xian.

"Damn it, you're such a prodigal son, you made me get beaten too!" Li Zhi whipped the belt fiercely until it crackled, "Fuck you, let's see if I don't beat you to death today!"

The whip hit Li Xian like raindrops on his head and face. Li Zhi really got really angry and beat Li Xian until he screamed in pain.

"I ask you, why do you want to denounce the Five Kings?"

After playing for a while, Li Shimin held Li Zhi down, looked at Li Xian and asked.

"The queen and Sansi said that they launched a coup because they wanted to invite favors for their own merits..." Li Xian breathed heavily and said one sentence at a time: "The two of them told me that it turned out that A Niang's body It won’t work. We just need to wait for the smooth succession, but the Five Kings and others are completely unnecessary and out of greed for merit..."

"Fuck you!" Li Shimin was furious and slapped him on the shoulder with a belt: "Waiting for the successful succession? Will your mother inherit Wu Zhou or me, the Tang Dynasty? I will be enshrined in your ancestral temple. Or is it her father, Samurai Yu?"

Li Xian was speechless. He wanted to refute, but he couldn't speak.

"Also, what if she suddenly changes her mind? What if Empress Wu suddenly changes her mind and wants to make her a nephew? Have you ever thought about this problem! What will happen to you before she makes a nephew?"

Li Shimin was angry that he would not argue, and asked him earnestly.

"This..." Li Xian really hadn't thought about this level.

"I'm going to tell you something today. Whatever anyone promises you, don't count it unless it's something you can control."

"But it seems that you are also a confused person, Xian'er?" Li Shimin was too lazy to say anything.

"Yes." Li Xian was eager to give it a try.

"You, Aye, are also tired from fighting. It's your turn this time!"

"Okay!" Li Xian had wanted to take advantage of it for a long time, but his father and grandfather were so happy just now that he didn't dare to overstep it.Now that I have received the order from Grandpa Huang, what’s the point?smoke!
The friendship we had when we were punished for cockfighting doesn't exist. I, Li Xian, don't have a useless brother like you!
After a moment of pain, Li Shimin stopped Li Xian's movements.

"Okay, okay, take a rest, it's Empress Wei's turn."

"Thank you, Grandpa Huang, thank you Grandpa Huang..." Li Xian was really in pain, but unfortunately there were no scars on his body from the beating. If it weren't for the dull pain in the area where he was beaten, he even suspected that the beating just now was an illusion.

"Stop, stop, stop, who the hell told you to rest?" Li Zhi kicked Li Xian aside, "Go, squat there and slap yourself!"

"Okay, he's getting older, let him go and rest." Li Shimin stopped him.

Li Xian immediately thanked him, but his next words made him unable to hold back.

"When he recovers, we will continue to fight tomorrow."

After Li Xian knelt aside, Li Shimin turned his attention to the quail-like Empress Wei.

"Don't...don't hit me, I'm a woman..."

Empress Wei whimpered and pushed back, only to find that there was a wall behind her.She could only watch in horror as Mr. Li Shimin approached with their belts in hand and fierce eyes on their faces.

"Woman?" Li Shimin seemed to have heard some joke, he picked up the belt and slapped it on the ground.

"When you framed Zhongliang, why didn't you think about yourself as a woman?"

"When you brought trouble to Chaozuna, why didn't you think about yourself as a woman?"

"When you prey on the common people, why don't you think about yourself as a woman?"

"Have you remembered that you are a woman now? It's too late! For all the things you have done, let alone you being a woman, even if you are a dog, I will give you a kick! Watch!"

Li Shimin waved his belt, and Empress Wei was pulled out and let out a scream.

If he hadn't been thinking about the good brother's talk about the public trial of this witch, he would have ordered her to be dragged out and beheaded. Why would he still let her talk nonsense?
"Ah! Your Majesty, please say something, Your Majesty!" Empress Wei was in pain and wailed at Li Xian.

Li Xian turned a deaf ear and just knelt there very calmly.

Princess Anle hugged her legs with her hands, tears streaming down her face.

She couldn't imagine how painful it would be to be beaten in a while.

But to be honest, in theory, this is not about beating women, but about educating unworthy descendants.

Seeing that Li Xian didn't say a word, Queen Wei gradually became desperate. She never expected that the last straw would leave her.

"Trash must also be used. Let's do this. Aren't you and Wu Sansi in love? Then go and slap each other's mouths with Wu Sansi." Li Zhi suggested with a flash of inspiration.

"Huh? Yeah!" Li Shimin was very satisfied with this proposal, "Okay! Let's do it like this."

"You two, give each other two hundred strokes!" Li Zhi ordered immediately after receiving the affirmation. Suddenly he thought of Li Xian again and shouted: "Well, Li Xian, go and count them. Don't you like to be here?" Are you going to be the referee for them when they play Shuanglu? I will satisfy you today, you go and count them two, and I tell you, if one is missing, it will be returned to you tenfold!"

Li Xian did not refuse. He turned around simply, pointed not far away in front of him and said: "Since my father has given the order, you two can come over. Don't worry, my counting has always been accurate. You can do this skill well." Know."

(End of this chapter)