Li Er of the Tang Dynasty: Ancestor Xie is here!

Chapter 9 Xiao Li Zhi lying on the gun
Just when Li Shimin was getting warm again, the palace door opened, and a little head poked its head in. Seeing Li Shimin, he shouted loudly: "Father?"

"Oh, it's a child slave." Li Shimin showed a bloodthirsty smile and said to Li Zhi, "Come in."

Li Zhi's sharp eyes saw Li Shimin's malicious smile, and he refused fearfully: "It's already getting late, I'd better not disturb my father..."

"Come in if you are allowed to come in!" Li Shimin said without refusal.

He urgently needs to find an outlet, and Li Zhi, who is facing the gun, is obviously the most suitable candidate.

Li Qing took out a plastic hollow tube from the space and handed it to Li Shimin.

Li Shimin looked at Li Qing doubtfully.

"Use this to hit, don't hit the vital points, it won't be damaged." Li Qing said thoughtfully.

Seeing Li Shimin's excited expression, he added: "Don't worry, Brother Li, this thing hurts a lot..."

Of course it hurts. This is how his mother slapped him when he was sneaking into Internet cafes when he was a kid.

It’s okay to destroy other people’s umbrellas because you got caught in the rain.

"It seems that my dear brother is very experienced." Li Shimin looked like he had seen through everything.

He took the white tube and waved it in the air, making a "whoosh" sound.

"Father...Father." Li Zhi had already come closer, and of course he saw the loving father's martial arts in Li Shimin's hands.

Reason told Li Zhi that he should run away in this situation, but he knew clearly that he could not escape. With his short legs, his father could easily capture him without any guards.

"Child slave, when you entered the hall just now, which foot did you move first?" Li Shimin asked kindly.

Li Zhi swallowed a mouthful of saliva and said hesitantly: "Right...right foot?"

Immediately afterwards, Li Shimin shouted: "Right foot? I'll let you step with your right foot first!"

"Bah!" The stick hit Li Zhi's drum.

"Ah——!" Li Zhi screamed.

"I'll let you step in with your right foot first!" Li Shimin's eyes were red, as if he wanted to kill Li Zhi, "I'm going to beat you, the traitor! Look at the stick!"

"Ah - Father! I remembered wrong! It's the left foot! The left foot!" Li Zhi yelled and quickly changed his words.

"Trash! You can't even remember which foot it is! Let's watch!" Li Shimin found another perfect reason.

Li Zhi was almost in pain. He felt that the drum was swollen to at least one meter high, but no matter how miserable he screamed, Li Shimin remained unmoved.

"Wow, Father, I was wrong!" Li Zhi could only admit his mistake, although he didn't know where he was wrong.

But these days, if a father wants to beat his son, he doesn't need a proper reason. He can just beat him whenever he wants.

It's too cruel... Li Qing smacked his lips. It seemed that Brother Li was really angry.

This strength and look don't look like acting.

"Falling in love with a wild horse turns my head into a grassland, which makes me feel desperate, Miss Wu..."

Li Qing was humming on the side, increasing Li Shimin's attack speed.After a while, Li Shimin finally got tired of beating him.He called Wang De and took Li Zhi out to apply medicine.

In fact, he didn't hit him too hard, and Li Zhi only suffered flesh wounds.

"Brother Li, actually you have to look away. To be honest, Li Zhi is also a victim." Li Qing opened the folding fan to fan himself and said leisurely.

"Victim? Humph." Li Shimin sneered: "Can he be a victim? Look at him, as if he has never seen a woman before. Wouldn't he marry someone other than Wu Mei Niang? Haha..."

"He is really, Brother Li." Li Qing shook his head and sighed: "You are the first sufferer, but Li Zhi is not the last!"

"What do you mean?" Li Shimin asked alertly. After hanging out with Li Qing for a while, his intuition told him that what Li Qing just said was definitely not a good thing.

"Isn't Li Zhi very affectionate?" Li Qing smiled and sat next to Li Shimin, stretched out his hand to draw a circle on the table, and tapped on it with his fingers: "As the saying goes, you will hate less when the book is used. If you don’t know the difficulties unless you go through it, let him see what good things Wu Meiniang did after his death, and he will naturally understand."

"Is it possible...hiss..." Li Shimin took a breath of air.

Very thoughtful!

"Should I say it or not, she may have more experience than you, Brother Li." Li Qing's eyes were filled with sympathy, "Besides...hey, forget it, we'll find out when you follow us together."

"My dear brother, don't try to whet my appetite." Li Shimin wanted to hear the spoilers, and he was deeply curious about what evil things Wu Mei Niang had done.

"Some words are boring to say." Li Qing's principle is very firm: "We have more important things to do... Is Brother Li interested in unifying the world?"

"The world?" Li Shimin was stunned for a moment, then said with a hearty smile: "Have I not already unified the world?"

Li Qing knew that he had misunderstood. In the eyes of the ancients, the world was basically barbaric except for Kyushu.

"When I say Tianxia, ​​I mean the entire world." Li Qing corrected and took out a Tang Dynasty version of the globe from his arms.

He pointed to the small brown patch on the globe and said, "Look, Brother Li, this is the Tang Dynasty."

"This brown lump...is it the Tang Dynasty?" Li Shimin asked uncertainly: "Then what are these blue ones? Are there these small pieces of other colors?"

"Look at the words you use, they're all stupid... That's your Tang Dynasty." Li Qing glanced at Li Shimin with disgust: "The blue ones are the ocean, and the small pieces of other colors are countries other than the Tang Dynasty. What’s not marked is a no-man’s land.”

"Unowned land?" Li Shimin was stunned for a moment, then immediately smiled: "Presumably the conditions in these unowned lands are poor, so no one wants them, right?"

"Oh, that's not necessarily true. If you go north... Hey, yes, it goes up to the prairie. Although it is a bitter cold land, it is extremely rich in natural resources, such as iron ore, copper mine, coal mine, oil, and natural gas. ..." Li Shimin's eyes lit up every time Li Qing said a word, even though he didn't know what coal, oil and natural gas were.

"This resource is very precious. Even if you don't want it, Brother Li, you can't give it to others and let others take the resources and develop them to the point where we can attack the Tang Dynasty."

"Who said I don't want it! It's mine! It's all mine!" Li Shimin said angrily.

"Let me ask you another question, Brother Li, do you know why the sun rises in the east and sets in the west?"

"I don't know."

"We have a ball at our feet now..."

Li Qing was interrupted by Li Shimin halfway through his words.

"Is it a ball?" Li Shimin twirled his beard and thought: "Zhang Heng once said that the sky is like a chicken's egg, the celestial bodies are round like projectiles, and the earth is like a chicken's yellow... Is what he said true?"

(End of this chapter)