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Chapter 230: Humpty Dumpty
I took a taxi and arrived at the entrance of Wang Yuyan's residential complex. This community is full of garden villas, which look very beautiful from the outside.
There were two security guards standing at the gate of the security room of the community, and I walked into the community without thinking too much.Unexpectedly, I heard a voice before I stepped into the gate of the community.
"Hey, who is that, what are you doing?"
I was startled, my right foot was hanging in mid-air, thinking to myself, shouldn't this be calling me?Thinking about it, I looked around.
At this time, the sharp voice sounded again: "Hey, hey, don't look at me, it's just you."
I looked at the place where the sound came from, which was where the two security guards were standing.The two security guards were short and fat, and the other was tall and thin. They stood together to form an obvious contrast.
One of the short and fat security guards muttered to the tall and thin security guard and then walked towards me.
I put my feet down in mid-air and looked at the chunky security guard who was walking towards me.
"I'm sorry, sir, this is a high-end villa area, and outsiders are not allowed to enter." The chunky security guard said while squinting me up and down, showing that he looked down on me.
I looked down at the equipment on my body. I was wearing a thick sportswear and a pair of Anta sneakers. These Anta shoes are the most valuable pair of all my shoes.And I have never been willing to wear them. You must know that after the price of these shoes was cut and the price was adjusted, it cost me nearly [-] oceans. Looking at the [-] oceans to buy a pair of shoes, it feels like cutting flesh.
I was a little angry in my heart. I bought a watch last year, and he dared to be so arrogant to me as a gatekeeper. Anyway, my brother is also a person who can afford Anta.
I folded my arms and said to the chunky security guard: "Why am I an outsider? I also belong to this community. Why don't you let me in?"
"Just you?" The security guard squinted at me, with a disdainful expression on his face as if I was joking: "You don't even look at your virtue, you can afford to live in the villa here?"
I didn't expect the quality of the security guards in this high-end villa to be so poor.Having such security guards in the community is a serious safety hazard, and it will not be safe to live here.It seems that when I have time, I should persuade Wang Yuyan to let her live in another place.
"Oh." I snorted coldly: "I'm so virtuous, why can't I afford to live in this villa. Dogs look down on people."
"Grass mud horse, who are you calling a dog!" The short and fat security guard suddenly jumped up and shouted at me.
Instead of being angry, I smiled: "Whoever is a dog knows in his heart."
As I said that, I spat next to him.By the way, this short and fat man is really not ordinary short, even if he jumps up, he probably won't be able to reach my chin.It's really courageous for him, a second-class cripple, to be ashamed to be a security guard.
The short fat man was speechless after being scolded by me, and he clenched his fists and stared at me angrily.
Glancing at his clenched fist, I snorted coldly and said, "Hey, look at your posture and want to hit me. I didn't expect the security guards in this community to be so arrogant that they even dared to hit their own owners. Are you in charge? I want to sue you, firmly sue you."
"Ah~" Humpty Humpty roared like a fist and hit me: "Come here and complain, I'll hit you, what's the matter?"
It's not different from what I imagined, even if this short fat man jumped up, his fist could barely pass my chin.I reached out and grabbed his fist.
"You made the first move. I was completely self-defense." As I said that, I twisted my hand and pressed down hard, and I heard a "crack", the sound of bones being dislocated.
"Ah!" Humpty Humpty howled immediately.
Contemptuously glanced at the short fat man who was howling with his arms folded, I patted the dust on my hands, and slandered: He is not only fat but also short and has no strength at all, let him come to the Hanwei Bar I feel ashamed of being a waiter. I really wonder how he became a security guard in this community.
Hearing Humpty Humpty's howl, the tall and thin security guard who was standing at the door of the security room quickly ran over. He glanced at me, and then asked Humpty Humpty, "Humpty Humpty, are you alright?"
"He...he hit me." Humpty Humpty grinned and said, "Hurry up and arrest him and send him to the Public Security Bureau."
Hearing that Humpty Humpty said he wanted to send me to the Public Security Bureau, I laughed "puchi": "Even if I really wanted to send it to the Public Security Bureau, it should be you. Don't forget, you beat me first, and I completely It's self-defense."
After finishing speaking, I glanced at the camera hanging high on the wall of the security room, implying to them that I have evidence to prove my innocence.I saw the camera when the short fat man walked towards me just now. If it weren't for the presence of the camera, I would have taught him a lesson.
The thin and tall security guard looked at the camera and then at me. After thinking about it, he said to me: "Sir, you said that you are the owner of the community, so please prove it first. If you can't prove it, then it's true." Sorry, we have reason to suspect that you have ulterior motives for coming here."
"Xiao Gao, you... um..." The short fat man seemed dissatisfied with the thin man's words, but before he could say anything, the thin man covered his mouth with his hand,
Although the thin man's words were not very good, they were better than that fat man's words.Since he had already said that, I couldn't say anything more, so I took out my phone and called Wang Yuyan.
"Li Xiang, why are you so slow? It's been a long time and you haven't arrived yet." Wang Yuyan's tone was not kind.
Wang Yuyan got angry, and I was so frightened that my liver trembled.Glancing at the two security guards beside me, one tall, one short, one thin and one fat, I naturally put all the blame on them: "Yu Yan, in fact, I've already arrived, it's just... just met halfway. There's a little interlude."
"What happened?"
"I was stopped by two security guards in your community. They refused to let me in. They even beat me and said that I came here with ulterior motives, to find fault and make trouble." I deliberately said that I was wronged, so Only then can Wang Yuyan believe that it is best to transfer all the anger to the two security guards.
"What, you were beaten?" Wang Yuyan yelled into the microphone, which made my ears tingle: "Is it serious? Where are you now? I'll go find you!"
I was directly shocked by Wang Yuyan, moved my lips and said slowly: "I, I am at the gate of your community."
"Okay, just wait for me there, I'll be right there." Wang Yuyan finished speaking quickly, and turned off the phone with a snap.
Holding the phone in a daze, it took a long time to recover, Wang Yuyan really cared about me enough, when she heard that I was beaten, she was as anxious as that.However, it would be great if Wang Yuyan could come over. Later, we will see how arrogant these two security guards are.
There were two security guards standing at the gate of the security room of the community, and I walked into the community without thinking too much.Unexpectedly, I heard a voice before I stepped into the gate of the community.
"Hey, who is that, what are you doing?"
I was startled, my right foot was hanging in mid-air, thinking to myself, shouldn't this be calling me?Thinking about it, I looked around.
At this time, the sharp voice sounded again: "Hey, hey, don't look at me, it's just you."
I looked at the place where the sound came from, which was where the two security guards were standing.The two security guards were short and fat, and the other was tall and thin. They stood together to form an obvious contrast.
One of the short and fat security guards muttered to the tall and thin security guard and then walked towards me.
I put my feet down in mid-air and looked at the chunky security guard who was walking towards me.
"I'm sorry, sir, this is a high-end villa area, and outsiders are not allowed to enter." The chunky security guard said while squinting me up and down, showing that he looked down on me.
I looked down at the equipment on my body. I was wearing a thick sportswear and a pair of Anta sneakers. These Anta shoes are the most valuable pair of all my shoes.And I have never been willing to wear them. You must know that after the price of these shoes was cut and the price was adjusted, it cost me nearly [-] oceans. Looking at the [-] oceans to buy a pair of shoes, it feels like cutting flesh.
I was a little angry in my heart. I bought a watch last year, and he dared to be so arrogant to me as a gatekeeper. Anyway, my brother is also a person who can afford Anta.
I folded my arms and said to the chunky security guard: "Why am I an outsider? I also belong to this community. Why don't you let me in?"
"Just you?" The security guard squinted at me, with a disdainful expression on his face as if I was joking: "You don't even look at your virtue, you can afford to live in the villa here?"
I didn't expect the quality of the security guards in this high-end villa to be so poor.Having such security guards in the community is a serious safety hazard, and it will not be safe to live here.It seems that when I have time, I should persuade Wang Yuyan to let her live in another place.
"Oh." I snorted coldly: "I'm so virtuous, why can't I afford to live in this villa. Dogs look down on people."
"Grass mud horse, who are you calling a dog!" The short and fat security guard suddenly jumped up and shouted at me.
Instead of being angry, I smiled: "Whoever is a dog knows in his heart."
As I said that, I spat next to him.By the way, this short and fat man is really not ordinary short, even if he jumps up, he probably won't be able to reach my chin.It's really courageous for him, a second-class cripple, to be ashamed to be a security guard.
The short fat man was speechless after being scolded by me, and he clenched his fists and stared at me angrily.
Glancing at his clenched fist, I snorted coldly and said, "Hey, look at your posture and want to hit me. I didn't expect the security guards in this community to be so arrogant that they even dared to hit their own owners. Are you in charge? I want to sue you, firmly sue you."
"Ah~" Humpty Humpty roared like a fist and hit me: "Come here and complain, I'll hit you, what's the matter?"
It's not different from what I imagined, even if this short fat man jumped up, his fist could barely pass my chin.I reached out and grabbed his fist.
"You made the first move. I was completely self-defense." As I said that, I twisted my hand and pressed down hard, and I heard a "crack", the sound of bones being dislocated.
"Ah!" Humpty Humpty howled immediately.
Contemptuously glanced at the short fat man who was howling with his arms folded, I patted the dust on my hands, and slandered: He is not only fat but also short and has no strength at all, let him come to the Hanwei Bar I feel ashamed of being a waiter. I really wonder how he became a security guard in this community.
Hearing Humpty Humpty's howl, the tall and thin security guard who was standing at the door of the security room quickly ran over. He glanced at me, and then asked Humpty Humpty, "Humpty Humpty, are you alright?"
"He...he hit me." Humpty Humpty grinned and said, "Hurry up and arrest him and send him to the Public Security Bureau."
Hearing that Humpty Humpty said he wanted to send me to the Public Security Bureau, I laughed "puchi": "Even if I really wanted to send it to the Public Security Bureau, it should be you. Don't forget, you beat me first, and I completely It's self-defense."
After finishing speaking, I glanced at the camera hanging high on the wall of the security room, implying to them that I have evidence to prove my innocence.I saw the camera when the short fat man walked towards me just now. If it weren't for the presence of the camera, I would have taught him a lesson.
The thin and tall security guard looked at the camera and then at me. After thinking about it, he said to me: "Sir, you said that you are the owner of the community, so please prove it first. If you can't prove it, then it's true." Sorry, we have reason to suspect that you have ulterior motives for coming here."
"Xiao Gao, you... um..." The short fat man seemed dissatisfied with the thin man's words, but before he could say anything, the thin man covered his mouth with his hand,
Although the thin man's words were not very good, they were better than that fat man's words.Since he had already said that, I couldn't say anything more, so I took out my phone and called Wang Yuyan.
"Li Xiang, why are you so slow? It's been a long time and you haven't arrived yet." Wang Yuyan's tone was not kind.
Wang Yuyan got angry, and I was so frightened that my liver trembled.Glancing at the two security guards beside me, one tall, one short, one thin and one fat, I naturally put all the blame on them: "Yu Yan, in fact, I've already arrived, it's just... just met halfway. There's a little interlude."
"What happened?"
"I was stopped by two security guards in your community. They refused to let me in. They even beat me and said that I came here with ulterior motives, to find fault and make trouble." I deliberately said that I was wronged, so Only then can Wang Yuyan believe that it is best to transfer all the anger to the two security guards.
"What, you were beaten?" Wang Yuyan yelled into the microphone, which made my ears tingle: "Is it serious? Where are you now? I'll go find you!"
I was directly shocked by Wang Yuyan, moved my lips and said slowly: "I, I am at the gate of your community."
"Okay, just wait for me there, I'll be right there." Wang Yuyan finished speaking quickly, and turned off the phone with a snap.
Holding the phone in a daze, it took a long time to recover, Wang Yuyan really cared about me enough, when she heard that I was beaten, she was as anxious as that.However, it would be great if Wang Yuyan could come over. Later, we will see how arrogant these two security guards are.
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