hug the stewardess' lap

Chapter 259: A fart will kill you

Li Li tugged at the quilt and said, "I don't know either. She obviously likes me very much, but she always tells me not to bother her."

I was startled, and didn't understand what rhythm this was for a moment. If that girl also liked Li Li, why would she let Li Li stay away from him?I asked Li Li: "Then how did that girl tell you at that time, you just said that girl likes you too."

Li Li said to me while recalling: "She said, you don't piss and take care of your shit. If you keep pestering my sister, she will blow your ass to death!"

The corners of my mouth twitched. He doesn't like Li Li so much, he obviously doesn't like him at all.But I don't understand, people have already said that, why Li Li still doesn't understand, just say that the girl likes him.So I asked out my doubts.

Who knows, Li Li looked at me very seriously: "Brother Xiang, it was Lu Xiaoqian who said that when a girl can say shit, pee, fart, etc. in front of a man without any scruples, it means She's already in love with that guy."

Li Li paused, and said with his fingers: "Brother Xiang, look, that girl told me the words shit, pee, and fart. Doesn't that mean that he has fallen in love with me deeply, and is about to fall in love with me?" Kill me!"

Hearing Li Li's words, I was so angry and speechless, I really wanted to go up and beat him up.A child who seems to be very clever, why is his head so dull.Strongly suppressing the impulse in my heart, I patted Li Li on the shoulder: "Li Li, listen to my brother, and don't contact that girl again in the future."

"Why, brother Xiang!" Li Li frowned very puzzled, and was very unhappy when I told him to keep him away from that girl.

My son said to him with this temper: "There are not so many reasons, you just listen to my brother, and don't contact me again in the future."

"But……"

"Not so much." I interrupted Li Li very depressed, and said to him sharply: "If you don't contact me, then don't contact me again. You are talking too much, and I will kill you!"

After finishing speaking, I turned my back in depression and didn't plan to talk to Li Li anymore, and I heard Li Li muttering something alone.Thinking of this stupid child, I didn't bother to talk to him anymore. I thought he had enlightened, but I didn't expect that not only did he not make any progress, but he even regressed.

He stopped thinking about Li Li, a silly boy who caused headaches, closed his eyes and went to sleep.

The next day we woke up early, Li Li had two big dark circles under his eyes, Zhang Yun and Lu Xiaoqian both asked him if he didn't sleep well.

Li Li muttered something in a low voice, Lu Xiaoqian and Zhang Yun didn't understand clearly, and just wanted to continue to ask, but I stopped him: "You two don't ask him, it's not that Lu Xiaoqian, you snoring too loudly, you are noisy Until we can't sleep, look at me, I also have dark circles."

As I said that, I even scratched under the eye sockets and pointed it out to them.I did it because Li Li pulled me around in the middle of the night and didn't let me sleep. Looking at the dark and big circles under the eyes on Li Li's face, I guess he must have been up all night thinking about that girl.

If Lu Xiaoqian finds out about this, it is inevitable that Li Li will be laughed at, and he may even be beaten up. In order to avoid the tragedy, I kindly interrupted the conversation between them and did not let Li Li say Tell me about the girl.

"Cut, I never snore." Lu Xiaoqian quickly explained.

I rolled my eyes and didn't talk to him. Anyway, he was already asleep at the time, and he didn't even know he was snoring.

A morning passed like this, and the few of us ate all the things we bought last night to solve our stomach problems.

Zhang Yun stayed there for a while and then went home. He didn't go home all night, so he didn't want his parents to worry so he went back to have a look.

I saw that the time was almost up, so I took Lu Xiaoqian and Li Li to the police station.

It was around ten o'clock in the morning when we arrived at the police station, and the weather had already turned warm. At this time, the warm sun shone on my body and I felt very comfortable.

When we walked into the police station, we saw that there were busy policemen inside. The three of us stood at the door stupidly and didn't know which way to go.

I asked Lu Xiaoqian who was behind me: "Xiaoqian, what did the police say at the time, did they say who they were looking for at the police station?"

Lu Xiaoqian shook his head repeatedly at me: "I don't know, I didn't hear what they said."

Now the few of us are all worried, and those who stood at the gate of the police station with big eyes and small eyes all looked confused.

It's not okay to stand here, the matter still needs to be resolved.

Emboldened, I saw a policeman who was looking at the documents in his hand and hurriedly walked over and asked, "Excuse me, I want to ask..."

"Didn't you see that I'm busy? You can ask someone else."

The policeman didn't even look at me, and walked forward quickly, leaving me alone, staring at his back, speechless.

I asked two policemen passing by here in a row, but the result was the same. They didn't even look at me, let alone listen to me when I finished speaking.

After hitting the wall three times in a row, I walked back to Lu Xiaoqian and Li Li in disgrace.

"Brother Xiang, how are you? Did you ask?" Li Li hurriedly asked me when he saw me.

A "slap" slap on Li Li's head: "Let me tell you what's good about you. You'll know when you see Brother Xiang's expression. If Brother Xiang asked, would it be the frustrated expression you have now?" , I really don’t know how your brain grows.”

Lu Xiaoqian said to Li Li bitterly.

Only then did Li Li suddenly realize: "Oh, so that's what happened. Let me tell you, Brother Xiang lowered his head."

I was so angry that I rolled my eyes and gasped for a long time, but I couldn't think of a word to describe Li Li.All of a sudden, I understood why Lu Xiaoqian would always hit Li Li, and it would be difficult for Li Li to stop beating him if he wanted to.

When I was looking at Li Li angrily, I heard a crisp voice from behind: "Li Xiang?"

I was startled, turned around quickly, and saw Xu Rou looking at me.After seeing that it was really me, Xu Rou walked towards me with a pleasant smile: "Ah, Li Xiang is really you, I thought I was wrong. By the way, why did you come back to the police station?"

Looking at Xu Rou who was smiling sweetly at me, I scratched my head in embarrassment: "Well, I'm here to do something at the police station."

"Oh." Xu Rou "giggled" at me, smiling very nicely.

At this time, I felt someone pulling my clothes behind me, and when I looked back, I saw both Lu Xiaoqian and Li Li, and Xu Rou opened his mouth wide, looking at Xu Rou, drooling.

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