hug the stewardess' lap

After sitting on the steps for a while, the numb feeling in my legs was not so obvious. I stretched my legs twice, stood up and walked to the boys' dormitory building in the school.

There is a sharp contrast between the boys’ dormitory and the girls’ dormitory. At this time, the lights in the girls’ dormitory are basically off, but the boys’ dormitory is still brightly lit, only a few dormitory lights are off , It is estimated that they all ran to other dormitories to play.It would be harder than heaven for them to turn off the lights and go to bed early.

This is just a university that can barely be counted as a three-book university. The dormitory management system is very lax. The dormitory manager is a teacher in his 40s. As long as you have a few nice words to him and a few packs of cigarettes, he will turn a blind eye and close his eyes. Just one eye, as long as there is no major incident, basically it doesn't care.If these are placed in those first-class top universities and dare to play around and stay awake at this time, it must be the rhythm of being impatient and wanting to die.

Walking into the dormitory building, it was quiet, and a room not far away was lit. I took a look in and saw the teacher in charge of the dormitory staring blankly at the front of me. I don’t know which dormitory confiscated ipad.I stretched my head vigorously but still couldn't see the pictures on the ipad, but looking at the **** expression on his face, I knew he must be looking at those pictures that were not suitable for children.

I didn't pay attention to the dormitory manager. It would be better if he didn't find out anyway. If he found out, I would inevitably give him something and say a lot of good things to him.

He walked upstairs with light steps, climbed directly to the second floor, and found Lao Ban's dormitory.Seeing that the lights in the dormitory were still on, I reached out and knocked on the door.

Immediately, a vigilant voice came from the dormitory: "Who is it!"

I am very familiar with this voice, it is Lao Ban's.I thought about it, squeezed my throat and said, "Open the door and check the dormitory."

The dormitory supervisor likes to check the dormitories one by one when he has no smoking or alcohol or has nothing to do. Every time when this time comes, everyone knows that it is time to give him a favor again.

At this time, I heard a sentence coming from the dormitory: "Fuck, it's not that two packs of cigarettes were delivered last week. How come it's so fast this time."

I don't know who said this sentence, his voice is very soft, but the sound insulation effect of the dormitory is really bad, I can hear it very clearly.I couldn't help pursing my lips and snickering. Fortunately, I heard this. If the dormitory teacher really heard it, they would really have to suffer.

Confused, I knocked on the door again impatiently: "Hurry up, hurry up, what are you doing, hurry up and open the door!"

He pushed the door open, only to find that the door was locked inside.Now I'm even more urgent.

"I'm coming."

When the voice came, the door of the dormitory was opened, and I appeared in front of everyone in an instant.Everyone thought it was the uncle in charge of the dormitory, but they didn't expect it to be me, so they were stunned for a moment.The first one to react was Lao Ban, he stretched out his hand and threw the pillow behind him towards me: "Fuck, Li Xiang is actually yours!"

As soon as I caught the pillow, I smiled.After saying hello to Lao Ban, he nodded and apologized to them, "I was just joking just now, I thought Lao Ban was the only one there, but I didn't expect you all to be there, hehe, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry !"

I quickly explained to them, of course, this is my last resort.Because after I came in, I saw that the few people who had already reacted were already rubbing their fists and staring at me. The boy who opened the door for me closed the door with a "bang" and even locked the door behind him. It's like rushing over and beating me up.

At a time like this, of course I won't be so stupid that I can't tell the situation clearly and continue to pretend.

This is a six-person dormitory, but now there are four people sitting in the dormitory. Except for Lao Ban who is about the same size as me, the other three are tall and strong.I stood between the three of them, like a young cucumber in a pile of ripe cucumbers.

Among them, the strong man wearing a pair of big red basketball pants rolled his eyes and muttered: "Fuck, let me just say, my two boxes of Huangshan can't be given away for nothing."

After finishing speaking, he continued to lie back on the bed, put on his earphones and stared at his phone, humming.I don't know what he was looking at, but anyway, he watched it with great enthusiasm and abnormal devotion.

After the other two muttered a few words, they crawled into the same bed and kept fiddling with their phones.This is obviously the prelude to two big men having sex!

Watching all three of them return to their positions and do what they should do, I breathed a sigh of relief.Looking at the two strong men lying on the same bed, I was deeply shocked again.

"Old Ban, old Ban, I didn't expect your dormitory to be so powerful, there are everyone there!" Leaning close to Old Ban, he looked at the two strong men who were close together and whispered in his ear.

Glancing at me, then at the two strong men hugging and talking together, suddenly, the old class burst out laughing: "I'll go, Li Xiang, what are you putting in your head, you, what are you thinking?" Already!"

Laughing, Lao Ban stretched out his hand and punched me on the shoulder.

I curled my lips and muttered in disbelief: "They all went to the same bed, how can I be wrong, I think you are too pure."

I leaned closer to Lao Ban's ear: "Old Ban, I think you'd better change to another dormitory as soon as possible, lest you be taught badly by these people."

The old class laughed and rolled his eyes at me: "Li Xiang, Li Xiang, how can I say hello to you, what are you putting on your head!"

I shook my head at Lao Ban and ignored him.

Old Ban slowed down and asked me with a stiff smile, "By the way, it's so late, why are you running here?"

I put my ass on the bed of the old class: "Oh, I am a poor homeless person now. It is not so late and I have no place to go, so I have to come to you."

I stared at Lao Ban with a sad face, trying to make my expression extremely pitiful, so as to win Lao Ban's sympathy.Facts have proved that Lao Ban's sympathy is really pitiful.

"Go, go, don't come to me to pretend to be pitiful. If you are pitiful, there is no one who is not pitiful." Lao Ban squinted at me, and wrapped the quilt around his body.

Now I was really crying: "I told you that you still don't believe me, I am really homeless now, if you don't take me in, then I have no choice but to go wandering on the main road .”

I stood up with my head bowed and was about to walk towards the door of the dormitory.Sure enough, this trick worked, I just stood up, the old class grabbed me, frowned and asked suspiciously: "Tell me, what's wrong with you?"

I was happy in my heart, but there was still a bitter expression on my face.Back on Lao Ban's bed with my head drooping, I let out a long sigh: "Oh...it's a long story..."