hug the stewardess' lap

Throw the receipts for the table and chairs to two people, let them know where the money went, and then let them go.

"No, pay for the bar." When I threw 200 yuan to Zhao Ruohua, I saw that her face was completely darkened, and even the thick foundation couldn't cover it.

After receiving the money, Zhao Ruohua said as if he had taken gunpowder: "Li Xiang, don't think that you will be fine if you get the money back, this matter is endless!"

Hearing Zhao Ruohua's gnashing of teeth warning, I shrugged my shoulders, went in one ear and out the other, and didn't care about her, it's just a sperm storage tank, as long as I don't get fined anyway.

After Zhao Ruohua left, I lit a cigarette.

In fact, I don't like smoking very much, just because my goddess Xiao Xun said that "smokers are not good men", but when I encounter troubles, I like to order a cigarette and think calmly.

The recent luck is really bad, and I even suspect that I have a big "back" on my head, and bad luck will happen to me, especially this Zhao Ruohua, who must be at odds with me.

While tidying up the hall after the battle, I looked at Lu Xiaoqian who had helped me just now. Seeing his face was blue and red, I knew he had been beaten a lot just now.

I still have a good impression of Lu Xiaoqian, who can be a bystander but resolutely chooses to help.After thinking about it, I passed Lu Xiaoqian a cigarette and asked him, "Xiaoqian, thank you just now!"

"You're welcome, but the job is probably going to be changed." There was some helplessness on his face.

Just as he was talking, a man in a suit came over, with a fat belly, 1.5 meters tall, the kind whose legs were not as long as his stomach.

Seeing the broken tables and chairs in the bar, the man in the suit immediately became angry and yelled at the people around him, "What's going on? How did this happen? People! People!"

Glancing back, he looked at the man who was roaring, and then touched Lu Xiaoqian's arm, "Who is this man? So arrogant?"

Before Lu Xiaoqian could answer, the fat man in the suit called out, "Lu Xiaoqian? Come and tell me what's going on."

"Deputy Front Office Manager!"

Lu Xiaoqian hesitated for a moment, quickly lowered his head and said something to me, and then slowly approached the short fat man who was still roaring.

"Manager..." Lu Xiaoqian bowed obediently.

"Quickly tell me, what's going on here?" The Humpty Manager roared at Lu Xiaoqian indiscriminately.

"This... because..."

Lu Xiaoqian's face was ugly, and before he could finish his speech, the short fat man stepped forward and gave Lu Xiaoqian a slap in the chest, the poke made Lu Xiaoqian's chest hurt, and he took two steps back to stabilize himself.

I looked at Humpty Humpty, who was in a rage, and then at Lu Xiaoqian, who was full of anger but didn't dare to speak loudly. After weighing the pros and cons, I walked up to Humpty Humpty who was raising his hand: "Two people came to find fault just now, and they That’s right, Xiaoqian and I have driven them away.”

Standing in front of Humpty Dumpty neither humble nor overbearing, he said to him.

The short fat man dropped his hands and was stunned for a moment, he probably didn't expect that at this time someone who didn't understand would dare to come to the door to scold him, didn't he see the bunch of security guards and didn't dare to say anything?

"who are you?"

The short fat man has a round face, two small eyes, and a beer belly. He looks like a big frog with short arms and legs, roaring and croaking.

Seeing Humpty Humpty looking at me with wide eyes, I feel inexplicably happy.

Imagining the funny look of this guy turning into a frog, he almost couldn't hold back his laughter.

Suppressing a smile: "I'm new..."

"A new waiter, right? Did you make Director Zhao go away in anger? You are responsible for making the bar look like this."

Before I could finish my sentence, the short fat man like a frog started croaking at me again.

I didn't say a word, and let Humpty Dumpty talk for a long time by himself. His throat was dry, but he was still very energetic.I was really afraid that he would foam at the mouth if he kept talking like this, so I kindly handed him a glass of water with the idea of ​​learning from Lei Feng.

Humpty Humpty looked at me so winkingly, and I still looked good.Nodding his head slightly, his tone finally slowed down a bit, which seemed to be very helpful.He took the cup I handed him, leaned back and drank it.

Unexpectedly, the "water" in the cup was just poured into the mouth by the manager, and all of it was sprayed towards me in the next second.

Fortunately, Ben Diaosi reacted quickly enough. He turned sideways and wiped the liquid on his shoulder with his right hand. I found a smell of alcohol rushing into my nose.

I lost my mind for a moment, and then realized that what I just handed to Humpty Dumpty was not water, but wine, a very strong wine.

Just smelling the smell of wine, I already feel hot, not to mention that short and fat man with dry mouth, he probably wants to die.

"You...you boy, wait for me!"

Humpty Humpty, exasperated, stuck out his tongue, and ran to get some water before he could even finish his sentence.

I raised my head 45° to the sky, and silently said in my heart, "Go to Nima Le Gobi, I really didn't mean it."

Turning my head, I saw Lu Xiaoqian who was hiding in the corner, holding his belly and laughing non-stop, my face turned black immediately, gloating when my friend was about to suffer?I squinted my eyes, and I just stared at him naked, without speaking.

Probably because he sensed my uncomfortable expression, Lu Xiaoqian stopped with a dry cough, but there was still a suppressed smile on his face.Including the four security guards at the back, I guess if they weren't afraid of that short and fat man, their laughter would be louder than the DJ at night.

After a while, I opened my mouth to say something, when I heard the footsteps of "dongdong".

Looking back, I saw Humpty Dumpty coming towards me with a livid face.

Startled, I quickly said to Humpty Humpty, "Manager, are you okay? I didn't know there was wine in the glass just now, so I'm sorry."

Scratching my head, I am indeed a little shy, after all, it is not very honorable to tease the manager.

"You're enough!" Humpty Humpty snarled at me, cutting me off suddenly.

The roar was so loud that it was comparable to the roar of the Golden Retriever Lion King. I could even clearly feel the shaking of the ground, which frightened me, an unarmed child, to shake my head and cover my ears tightly. .

"You said...you said...what on earth are you doing? What are you doing here? You, you, you..."

Humpty Humpty was trembling and gasping for breath, his belly stretched out in front of him was shaking, as if he wanted to make me die.

I was so scared that I had to worry about whether he would lose his center of gravity and fall to the ground.

"Manager, don't be angry, don't be angry, in fact, I am a new front office manager, I don't know anything yet!"

Humpty Dumpty farted and falsely accused me: "You fart! When did we have more front office managers in Hanwei? Why didn't I know!"

Humpty Humpty is really impatient, he always howls without waiting for others to finish speaking, and what's even more annoying is that he always likes to interrupt my words.

"I really am the new front office manager!"

I patiently talked to Humpty Dumpty, but he refused to believe it, and said that he would call the police to arrest me, a nonsense person.

After yelling, several security guards were going to come over and hold me down. I was so angry that I really wanted to go up and punch Humpty Humpty twice.

When I was thinking about whether I should really beat Humpty Dumpty, I inadvertently saw Zhao Ruohua who was watching the fun in the corridor on the second floor.

As soon as she saw that I saw her, she immediately turned her head and left without even shaking me, obviously because she wanted to see me make a fool of myself.