hug the stewardess' lap

Glancing at Li Li, who was still covering his mouth and giggling, I turned to look at Zhang Yun, and saw that he just curled his lips into a deep smile, as if he had already guessed that I would have such an expression.In an instant, I was convinced that Zhang Yun must have done it on purpose, and he must still be angry because I said he was messing with me, so he deliberately punished me like this.

Lu Xiaoqian looked at me fearfully as if he had done something wrong.

I was so angry when I saw Lu Xiaoqian, I rushed over and asked Lu Xiaoqian sternly: "Damn it, what did you eat, how did you release such a heavy poisonous gas, you want to quietly Silently assassinate us all one by one? Tell me, what is your purpose!"

"No, brother Xiang, you wronged me." Zhang Yun's whole face was twisted together, and his words were crying, and his nose and tears were almost streaming down: "I just ate a roasted sweet potato in the morning, and then I just drank two cups of soy milk, I didn't know it would happen like this, if I knew it would emit such stinky farts, I would definitely not touch these things!"

Lu Xiaoqian raised his hand and assured me.

"Damn it, you just ate a roasted sweet potato, how big is this sweet potato, it can make you unleash such power!" I looked at Lu Xiaoqian in shock.

"Actually, it's not very big." Lu Xiaoqian muttered, stretching out his hand while talking: "It's just... just... about this big."

After gesturing for a long time, Lu Xiaoqian clenched both hands into fists and joined together.Looking at Lu Xiaoqian who still had an innocent expression, I had the urge to slap him to death.

I reached out and slapped the backs of Lu Xiaoqian's clenched fists: "Damn, you are prohibited from eating roasted sweet potatoes in the future, no, you are also prohibited from eating soy milk, especially the combination of roasted sweet potatoes and soy milk is even more resolute." Absolutely not allowed, not allowed!"

"Oh." After trembling his lips for a while, Lu Xiaoqian nodded reluctantly.

Looking at Zhang Yun and Lu Xiaoqian whose whole bodies were in a mess, I couldn't stop my headache.

"Li Li, go and look for it. There should be safflower water and ointment for reducing swelling in the bar. Find some for Lu Xiaoqian to touch. He looks like a pig's head now. He is too much for the Hanwei bar. face."

"Yeah." Li Li nodded to me, and then went to find some ointment, Lu Xiaoqian also followed behind Li Li, the two of them murmured together and didn't know what they were talking about.

I glanced at Zhang Yun who was still standing beside me: "You should also go and tidy up quickly. Take a look at what you look like now. Your appearance is comparable to Brother Sharp."

Zhang Yun glanced up and down at his attire, sighed helplessly, and walked silently to the locker room.

Glancing at the crowd who were still watching: "Okay, everyone, let's go, hurry up and finish the work at hand, and then get off work early."

Hearing that they could get off work earlier, everyone was instantly happy, talking and laughing, and scattered to do what they were supposed to do.In fact, they don't have much to do now. It took less than two days for the entire Hanwei bar to be cleaned up and down, and there are no customers now, so they just gather together in twos and threes to talk about the mountains.

I know in my heart that they have nothing to do, but Hanwei Bar will reopen in a few days. In order to prevent them from making any changes in this two days, I asked them to come to Hanwei Bar to report every day. .

After today's incident, they, a group of idlers, chatted about the mountains together, and finally gave Lu Xiaoqian a nickname together, "Fart God", and some said it was "Poison Gas Lord".

After hearing these two nicknames they gave to Lu Xiaoqian, it made my stomach hurt from laughing.And Lu Xiaoqian's face turned black immediately.Zhang Yun and Li Li clapped their hands and applauded, saying that these two nicknames are really worthy of their names.

Sitting on the sofa boredly waiting for Lu Xiaoqian and Zhang Yun, I went to the bar lobby to look around and saw other people talking and laughing together, only Guo Junkun was alone not far away On the sofa where he was sitting, he was still holding a book in his hand, reading it with relish.

I walked up and sat down opposite Guo Junkun: "What are you looking at? You are so engrossed."

Hearing my voice, Guo Junkun quickly put down the book in his hand. He glanced at me and said with a smile, "Oh, it's nothing, it's just a book about war. I don't have anything to do anyway, so I just take it out and read it."

He said, and put the aspect of the book in front of my eyes, so that I could see the title of the book clearly.

""Blood Battle in the Pacific Ocean"." I'm afraid, the title of the book is so domineering, I couldn't help but read the title out loud.I looked at Guo Junkun in surprise: "I didn't expect you to like this kind of book."

"Well, I was born in the army. Although I have retired now, I still miss those days when I was a soldier." Guo Junkun said, looking at me with a dazed look.I guess he was recalling his life in the army.

"It seems that you should like life in the army very much. By the way, what kind of soldier did you use to be?" I asked curiously.

"Armored soldiers, those who drive tanks."

"I'm going, you are so awesome, you can actually drive a tank. I have only seen tanks on TV and computers when I grow up. I didn't expect you to be so awesome." The moment I heard the tank, my eyes There is a light shining in it.

"Hehe, what you said is a bit exaggerated, but it's not as awesome as you imagined." Guo Junkun was amused by my tone.

"Oh." I kept nodding my head, but I had already thought about it in my heart. I must let Guo Junkun tell me about the army and tanks. The army has always been a very mysterious thing to me. place.

"Then tell me briefly about your time in the army. I have never heard of anyone living in the army ahead of time." I took Guo Junkun's arm and begged him to tell me about his life and experience in the army. .

"This..." After hesitating for a while, Guo Junkun nodded to me and agreed, "Well, since you want to hear it so much, I'll tell you something."

Hearing that Guo Junkun promised to tell me about his work in the army, I couldn't help being overjoyed, moved forward, and listened intently to his story.

The two of us chatted very happily. Guo Junkun talked about him from the day he was enlisted in the army to how he learned to drive a tank and how to cope with the daily overload of physical training.He spoke vividly, and from time to time he stretched out his hand to make gestures for me, and I listened with great interest.