Please bring your best friends to practice immortality

"what!"

The black figure screamed, and a white smoke suddenly rose in the hands of the two of them. Then a bunch of flames burned from the place where they touched. Gu Shiyi felt no burning sensation at all, and the black However, Ying let out a sharp scream,
"Ah ah ah..."

Immediately afterwards, the flames spread along the arm of the black shadow, and then swept through the whole body. Within a moment, the black shadow turned into a pile of black ash in front of Gu Shiyi's eyes, scattered on the deck, and the river breeze blew. Blow and disappear without a trace!
Gu Shiyi was a little confused. He turned his head blankly and looked at the clay figurine on the table in the cabin with his mouth wide open like his. The two best friends stared at each other with big eyes. Gu Shiyi said blankly,
"Yan'er, you... look... it's just... gone like this?"

Li Yan'er swallowed the non-existent saliva and said after a while,
"I...I saw it, even if...it's all gone, you...just come back, it's windy...cold outside!"

Gu Shi nodded,

"it is good!"

Back in the cabin, Gu Shiyi closed the door, sat back on the bed, stared out the window for a long time, and suddenly said:
"Yan'er, do you think the old man's words are unbelievable? How about... I really go to find a great demon, change my marrow, and become a demon?"

Look, an expert will know if there is one as soon as he makes a move. Think about it when she followed the old guy in the past, it would have been very difficult for her to deal with this kind of water ghost. She had to be on guard when drawing talisman and opening the altar. This thing jumps into the water when it sees something bad. You can't catch it without struggling all night. But how do you do it? You don't even need to show up. You just draw a talisman on the palm of your hand and do it. It's solved!

No wonder everyone wants to practice cultivation. Cultivation is really awesome!

Otherwise... the second senior brother should be the second senior brother, after all, his power is boundless, right?

Li Yan'er looked at her best friend with a strange expression,

"Eleven, you should think carefully. If your demon tribe is really a pig...it becomes a demon and you can't change back..."

"..."

During the following journey, Gu Shiyi's nightlife became more colorful. On the second night, a mother who had lost her son came, on the third night, a knight-errant with a lost head came, and on the fourth night, a man who had been raped came. The fish dragged the fishermen into the water...

They all came for the things in Gu Shiyi's arms. Gu Shiyi's "singing and singing" every night made him yawn all day long, and the dark circles under his eyes lingered for a long time. When Huang Liuye saw this, he knew that this was coming on the boat in the middle of the night. Guest." When asked Gu Shiyi for details, Gu Shiyi waved his hands and said,
"Sixth Master, please stop asking. I really have to tell you. I'm afraid you won't even be able to eat anymore. After all, we're not far from Blue Moon City. I can still hold on!"

Huang Liuye nodded, didn't ask any more questions, just ordered the stove,

"Make something nice for Miss Gu and let her touch up on it!"

The speaker was unintentional, but the listener was intentional. In less than half a day, this sentence spread all over the boat.
"Our Sixth Master is still as majestic as before. This makes Miss Gu look more and more haggard. He says he wants to make more delicious food to replenish his health!"

Mrs. Gu was secretly happy after hearing this.
"Although Eleven is old, her breasts and ass look like they are capable of giving birth to a son. The concubines in Mr. Six's backyard have eight rooms, but none of them have given birth to a son. If only we, Eleven, could give birth to a son. Son, that would be an endless blessing!"

So I even went to the kitchen to help make soup.

Gu Shiyi was busy dealing with evil spirits every night, so naturally he had no time to chat with everyone, and he actually missed some gossip about himself. The days passed like this, and seeing that there was still one day's waterway away from Blue Moon City, he also It was their last night on the ship. This night Gu Shiyi welcomed a very polite "guest".
"Knock knock knock..."

At midnight, someone knocked on the door of the room. Gu Shiyi sat cross-legged on the bed, sighing secretly,

"If you don't stop even on the last night, do you really want to torture me to death?"

Li Yan'er looked outside with some surprise,

"Eleven, I feel that the evil spirit tonight is particularly strong!"

"Well, I noticed it too!"

Gu Shiyi nodded when he heard this.

"You hide aside for now, I will deal with it carefully!"

Li Yaner neatly hid behind the pillow, and Gu Shiyi asked softly,
"Who's knocking on the door?"

"Squeak..."

The wooden door opened, and someone stood in front of it...

how to say?

What a bunch of people!
A bunch of people spoke, and their voice was quite pleasant.
"May I ask who you are, Miss Gu?"

Gu Shiyi tilted his head and looked at him. He was standing in the shadow of the door. His figure looked a bit... stocky and ridiculously short, but the lower half of the door frame was filled up. His voice sounded like that of a man. , she nodded and said,
"Exactly. May I ask who you are?"

That bunch of people responded,

"I'm so desperate!"

The surname is Lai!

What a toad!

Gu Shiyi understood, no wonder the evil spirit was strong tonight. This was because she had met a demon clan that could transform. At that moment, she quietly reached under the pillow and buckled the three ghost-expelling charms given by the middle-aged man. He touched the palm of his hand and said calmly,
"I wonder if Brother Lai is here late at night. What advice can you give me?"

The toad spirit was quite polite and stood in front of the door with his hands raised and asked,
"I wonder if I can come in and talk?"

Gu Shi nodded,

"Please come in!"

The other party immediately staggered in. When Gu Shiyi entered the bright room and took a closer look at this person, he saw a big bald head without a single hair, a big grin on the back of his head, and a pair of Bubble eyes, no neck, big belly, thin hands and thick legs, this guy came in and walked to the stool, jumped up and squatted down, revealing two thick legs from both sides of his tight Confucian shirt. thigh.

Yes, this man was wearing a blue Confucian shirt. It was hard to find a tailor who could make such a Confucian shirt with a length-to-width ratio of 1:2!

Gu Shiyi couldn't bear to look at him and turned his face silently.

No, isn’t it necessary for us to change our form?
Aren't even toads good?
At least he has round eyes and a snow-white belly. He was almost like a tadpole when he was a child. He didn't need to study yet and could come out to find his mother!
"Cough cough..."

Gu Shiyi cleared his throat, forced himself to turn his face, and said politely to the toad spirit brother,
"Brother Lai, what can I tell you?"

This dear man blinked his bubbly eyes, grinned widely and replied,

"Well... I have long admired Miss Gu's appearance and want to marry her. I wonder what she wants?"

I...I x your mother!
When Gu Shiyi heard this, he felt as if someone had stuffed him with a piece of cake. His face turned green at that time.

"You... what did you say?"

Gu Shiyi asked the other party with twitching corners of his mouth. Brother Toad had just transformed and knew nothing about worldly matters. His knowledge of human men and women was limited to seeing a few pairs of wild mandarin ducks mingling in the reeds by the river. , that’s all just a matter of disagreement!

So Brother Toad thought that the human race was the same as them, and whoever screamed louder was more powerful, so he loudly said to Gu Shi,
"There is a cave house down there. It occupies a large area, and there are thousands of taels of gold, ten thousand taels of silver, hundreds of river beads, and countless antiques and jade. If the girl marries me, these will belong to the girl. I don't want the ones next to me, as long as the girl is pregnant. Just use the things you get as a dowry!"

This time, the corners of Gu Shiyi's mouth and eyes twitched. She gritted her teeth and stretched out her right hand towards Xiao Jizi opposite her, saying word by word, "Brother Lai... if... it's... when... …You really…want…to…marry…me, why don’t you…what if…we…hold…hand…what?”

The toad spirit had no doubt that he was there, and as expected, he stretched out his thin arms, and the webs were still between the separated fingers!

"Miss!"

Lady!My mother, your mother!
Gu Shiyi's eyes showed a fierce look, and one person and the other demon clasped their hands. As expected, the Toad Spirit's hand made a sizzling sound of barbecue, and a stream of white smoke came out from the gap between the two people's clasped hands. The Toad Spirit's big Call,
"Cuck!"

He shook off Gu Shiyi's hand and jumped off the stool. Gu Shiyi also jumped off the bed and rushed towards the toad spirit. The toad spirit's legs were short and not as long as Gu Shiyi's feet. After taking two steps, he was killed. She grabbed hold of her clothes,
"Clap clap clap..."

The ear scraper was slapped on its big head as if it was free. Every time it was hit, there was smoke. Soon, white smoke was rising from the toad spirit's big head as if a volcano was about to erupt. !

"Quack quack quack..."

Seeing that the situation was not good, the toad spirit shrunk and took off his custom-made Confucian shirt. He jumped forward naked and transformed into a toad as big as a calf, charging at Gu Shiyi. Staring and cheering,

"Ha ha……"

Gu Shiyi was unafraid, and the ghost-repelling talisman in his hand ignited as soon as he showed it to the wind.

"Huh... look at the moves!"

I can't burn you to death!

Gu Shi threw the talisman over.

"Ah..."

Seeing this, the toad looked frightened. He took two steps back and took a deep breath. His stomach suddenly became bulging.

"call……"

Opening its mouth, the toad exhaled a burst of black air, which immediately enveloped the burning talisman. At the same time, as soon as the fire went out, the talisman fluttered to the ground.

"Gah...it's useless!"

The toad spirit shouted proudly, and Gu Shiyi was stunned for a moment before he came back to his senses.

"Oops, this is a goblin and not a ghost. What kind of exorcism charm should I use?"

I'm so angry that I wasted a talisman!
Gu Shiyi figured it out, turned around and went to the bedside to draw the peach wood sword left by the old guy. With the peach wood sword in his hand, Gu Shiyi's index finger and middle finger of his right hand swiped across the blade, leaving a trail. There were blood stains and after muttering something in his mouth, a flash of light flashed on the mahogany sword, and Gu Shiyi raised his sword and stabbed the toad.

"Ah..."

The toad also underestimated the enemy, thinking that Gu Shiyi's sword was just as good as the talisman in front of him, so he went forward to meet it without dodging, so it was unlucky.
"Pfft..."

With a sound, Gu Shiyi's sword was stabbed into the toad's belly.
"Ah..."

The toad screamed and spit out a stream of black smoke from its mouth. Gu Shiyi had been prepared for it. He closed his mouth and held his breath. The toad jumped back and looked down. A bright red blood appeared on his belly. Hole,
"Quack quack..."

The toad screamed and ran towards the bow, leaving a trail of blood along the way.
"Where to run!"

Gu Shiyi raised his sword and chased after it...

"Pfft..."

The toad spirit reached the bow of the boat and jumped off without any hesitation. Gu Shiyi chased after him and looked down, only to see huge splashes of water on the river. He waved the mahogany sword in his hand angrily.

"It's really a toad that wants to eat swan meat. If you dare to come again, I will stab you to death!"

They made so much noise that Huang Liuye and his entourage next door couldn't bear it anymore, so they opened a crack in the door to look at the fighting outside. They saw Gu Shiyi running over chasing a huge toad while waving a mahogany sword. , everyone couldn't help but widened their eyes and took a breath of cold air. Then they heard the sound of falling into the water again, so they all looked over and saw that the toad jumped from the bow of the ship, and only Gu Shiyi was left on the deck. , then he came out cautiously,
"Miss Gu, the monster was beaten away?"

Huang Liuye, dressed in pajamas and disheveled hair, was the first to walk out. Gu Shiyi turned back and grinned at him bitterly,

"It can run fast!"

Then he pointed to the blood stains on the deck and said,

"Sixth Master, please find a few people to wash it with clean water. This blood is poisonous, so be careful not to get it contaminated!"

"it is good!"

Huang Liuye nodded

Gu Shiyi waved his hands to the people who still had lingering fears on their faces and said,
"Go back to sleep, I've beaten the monster away!"

Everyone praised,

"Miss Gu is really amazing!"

"Miss Gu is really a master!"

Gu Shiyi waved his hand, and after holding the mahogany sword in his hand with a sword flower, he strode back to the cabin, but no one knew that Gu Shiyi returned to the cabin, closed the door, and jumped in When he got to bed, he beat the bed and shouted,
"What the hell did I do in my previous life? How come no decent man proposes marriage to me? It's either a goblin or a monster. The only decent man got wiped out!"

I am really frustrated to death tonight!
Will I never be able to get married in this life?
Gu Shiyi was so angry that he wanted to cry.

dong dong dong...

Unable to cry, I could only grab the bed with my head to express my inner grief, anger and unwillingness!

The hateful thing is that her plastic sister Li Yan'er not only refused to comfort her, but also covered her mouth and laughed. Seeing that she calmed down a little, she even added the knife:
"Eleven, you are wrong. There is only one man who wants to marry you. The rat brother in the front wants your flesh and blood, and the one in the back just wants the things in your jade box!"

yes!The guy in front was still greedy for her body, but this toad, who was no taller than a winter melon, didn't even want her body!
So she’s just too awesome to marry a man?Still...still dead!

“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... am I so useless!”

Gu Shi felt that his heart had been stabbed ten times and eight times.

dong dong dong...

Gu Shiyi's head banged hard on the bed again...

(End of this chapter)