Please bring your best friends to practice immortality

Chapter 560: Even more flat-headed than the flat-headed brother?

Gu Shiyi smiled bitterly,
"Mother-in-law, I'm not that bad. I just... didn't expect... that she would have to transform..."

Granny Lanhua interrupted her and said,

"After I transformed in my early years, I went to the Central Plains alone and stayed in several major sects in the Central Plains. I read some books. Those books recorded a lot about the transformation of the beastmen. It can be seen that human cultivators also know a lot about the beastmen. You don't even know these things, how can you not be ignorant!"

"This... you, old man... seems to be right!"

Gu Shiyi wanted to seek justice for himself, and suddenly he remembered that when he was in Tianyi Gate, it was Yan'er who read so many books in the collection, and he himself had hardly read any books of this kind. It seemed that what others said was right!

He immediately bowed his head and admitted his mistake.

"Mother-in-law, you're right!"

Seeing that she had a good attitude in admitting her mistake, Granny Lanhua's expression eased a little, and she took out a silver hairpin from behind her head. Granny Lanhua was very old, and her hair was sparse, so she tied it into a very small bun at the back of her head. No one knew how she managed to keep the silver hairpin inserted behind her head without falling off.

Granny Lanhua looked at her silver hairpin, chuckled, opened her toothless old mouth, licked the tip of the hairpin with her bright red tongue, and then raised her hand and stabbed it into the fox's back. Gu Shiyi raised his eyebrows and almost jumped up, but the king at the side had already jumped up.
"What are you doing?"

The king cried out, and Granny Lanhua rolled her eyes and glared at him. The king jumped up as if a big hand had pressed him down from above.
"Pfft..."

All of a sudden, the king sat back on the floor. Gu Shiyi was shocked.
"Amazing!"

The king didn't understand what was going on, but she saw it clearly. When Grandma Orchid's eyes were looking at the king, a gleam of light flashed in her eyes, and a shadow of a huge silver hand actually stretched out from them, slapped the king to the ground, and then in the blink of an eye, the hand disappeared!
"Fuck, you can play it like this, even the phantom can hurt people, it's amazing!"

Gu Shiyi was stunned. He stretched out his hand to hold down Da Wang who was still trying to get up and stared at Granny Lanhua.
"Don't be impatient, my king. If the mother-in-law wanted to harm the fox, she wouldn't have let us up here!"

"hey-hey!"

Granny Lanhua smiled, pulled out the hairpin, and poked the fox several times. After she had poked, Gu Shiyi clearly felt that the fox's heavy breath had become much more stable, and thought to himself,

"This old woman is really good!"

Granny Lanhua then looked up at Gu Shiyi and said,
"I have temporarily released some of the evil spirit from it. As long as you do the job for me, I will save it!"

Gu Shiyi frowned upon hearing this, and after thinking for a while, he said,
"Can I ask my grandmother how she plans to save my friend?"

Granny Orchid smiled and nodded.

"You are quite cautious..."

After a pause he said,

"This is actually quite simple. She is currently going through the transformation calamity. I will teach her a set of skills and let her refine the vigorous demonic energy in her body into the demonic pill..."

"Gong method?"

She said it simply, but Gu Shiyi's brows furrowed even more tightly.
"Grandma, I haven't read much, but I have never heard of any technique that can help the demons transform. Please help me solve this puzzle..."

There are different ways for demon lords to transform, as mentioned before, some demon beasts may not transform even if they are about to ascend, while some demons do not have strong abilities or magic, but they transform very early, like Lao Ma and Da Wang. Although these two demons have transformed, their abilities are just average. When Lao Ma transforms into a human, he becomes an old man, panting after taking two steps. Let alone magic, he is not good at all even if he tries to beat people!
And now the king only knows the innate earth escape skill, and nothing else!
Granny Lanhua rolled her eyes at Gu Shiyi with disdain and said,

"They are unlucky to follow you. Who said that the beastmen don't have the skills to transform? Is it because of time... that the beastmen in your Central Plains have lost the skills?"

It's been a long time...lost?

Gu Shiyi blinked, thought for a moment, and suddenly asked,

"Grandma, how old are you?"

Granny Lanhua thought for a moment and said slowly,
"I don't remember it, I just remember seeing a real dragon when I went to the Central Plains..."

Having said that, he raised his eyelids and glanced at Gu Shiyi.

"The aura on you is very similar to that of the real dragon..."

Real dragon!

F*ck! This old woman has seen a real dragon. If there are still traces of real dragons in the Central Plains, it must be at least ten thousand years old!
This... this old woman... has lived... for tens of thousands of years?

Gu Shiyi immediately stood in awe.

No wonder! No wonder the Barbarian King here dares to challenge the Witch God. If anyone has such an old treasure in charge, they won’t be afraid even if the immortal comes!
Gu Shiyi smiled and said,
"I didn't expect you to live to such an old age. I guess the skills you taught me must be very powerful!"

Granny Orchid snorted.
"How about...are you willing to go?"

Gu Shiyi thought for a moment and stretched out a finger.

"Um... can I ask you a question?"

Granny Lanhua sneered.
"It's because you have the aura of a true dragon. In this vast land, who dares to speak to an old woman like this? If you have something to say, say it now!"

Gu Shiyi asked cautiously,

"You are so capable... Why don't you go by yourself?" When it comes to this, Granny Lanhua sighed.

"I am old and cannot leave this village. My descendant was originally my designated successor. If nothing happens to him this time, I can rest well..."

He paused and sneered again,

"They thought I was too old to move, so they wanted to harm my children. Humph... I'm not that easy to bully..."

He looked up at Gu Shiyi.

"what do you say?"

Gu Shiyi sat upright, his face filled with righteous indignation.

"Since the Witch God Temple is bullying me like that, I will naturally help my mother-in-law, but..."

Gu Shiyi said with a bitter face,

"But... Grandma... I killed the witches before... Their curses are already on my body. Now any witch will recognize me. I'm afraid I can't enter the Witch Temple!"

Granny Lanhua raised her eyebrows when she heard this and looked at Gu Shiyi intently.

"You... killed the witch?"

"This... was originally a misunderstanding..."

Gu Shiyi started talking about how she was living in the Mountain of Ten Thousand Beasts and how she had planted a few spiritual herbs that were stolen by the barbarian boy. She kept talking until now. Granny Lanhua looked at her with a complicated expression.
"No wonder. There's news coming from the front saying that the giant spirits were attacked by a tide of giant ants. It turns out... the root cause is you..."

"The giants were attacked by a tide of giant ants?"

Gu Shiyi thought of the deep and long trace on the grassland.

"Are they heading for the Giants?"

Granny Orchid waved her hand and said,
"The barbarian king of the Giant Spirit Tribe has been deceived by the people of the Witch God Temple. Not only does he let the old man Hongri make the decisions on all the affairs of the tribe, but he also wants to give his daughter to Hongri. The old man is already very old, but he still wants to sleep with a young girl. He is not afraid of dying in bed..."

After saying that, he even spit.
"Deserve it!"

Gu Shiyi grinned when he heard this, and thought to himself,
"You are already tens of thousands of years old... an old lady. You call me an old thing, but I don't know who is older!"

Granny Lanhua looked at the top of Gu Shiyi's head and snorted coldly.

"It's just a parasite spell, it's okay... Come here..."

Gu Shiyi hesitated for a moment, then moved in front of Granny Lanhua as she was told. Granny Lanhua frowned and looked at her face.
"What did you look like originally? This skinny old man is really ugly. Change back!"

Tsk tsk! Who in this room could be older, shriveled and ugly than you? And you still despise me!
Gu Shiyi just complained in his heart, of course he couldn't afford to offend her, so he obediently changed back to his original appearance!

"Ok!"

Granny Lanhua stretched out her hand and pinched Gu Shiyi's face with satisfaction, and also touched her towering breasts.
"Very good! This is how we beastmen should transform into human form. You are already a first-class beauty, with a good figure and the ability to bear children!"

Ha ha……

Gu Shiyi resisted the urge to jump up and punch the old scoundrel, and smiled as he saw Granny Lanhua stretch out her hand. That skinny old hand was covered with wrinkled skin, with blue veins and age spots on the back of her hand. Then Gu Shiyi saw her fingernails grow longer and whiter little by little until they were half a foot long. Then they scratched Gu Shiyi's head, and when she pulled her fingernails back, he saw two roaring little monsters lingering on her fingernails. They looked like a mini puppy, but without a tail and with four ears on its head.

"This is?"

Granny Orchid hummed,

"This is a kind of beast that lives here. They don't have any special abilities. They are small in size, but have a bad temper. If they are killed by someone, their soul will attach to that person for the rest of their life... and if the person they are attached to dies, their soul will bite the soul of the person they are attached to..."

I x!

Gu Shiyi looked at the two little monsters that kept roaring at him.

Tsk tsk! This guy won't stop even if he dies. He's even more of a flathead than the African flathead!
Granny Lanhua sighed, waved her hand, and summoned a bamboo tube from the corner. She put the two little monsters into the bamboo tube. Gu Shiyi asked curiously,

"What is Grandma going to do with them?"

Granny Lanhua snorted and asked instead of answering,

"Do you know how to concoct this kind of spell?"

Gu Shiyi shook his head,

"I don't know..."

"You need to skin the beast alive and extract its soul. When the beast's resentment reaches its maximum, you can mix the beast's blood with other liquids and pierce the witch's skin. After 49 days, the witch's soul and the beast's soul will merge. If the witch is killed afterwards, the beast's soul will possess the murderer. The souls of the same kind of beast have a natural connection, and all witches in the witch temple have this tattoo, so... you will be recognized wherever you go..."

"Oh I got it!"