Please bring your best friends to practice immortality
Chapter 59 The 2nd Reality Show
After eating the spiritual grass, Gu Shiyi felt smoother while meditating. In the past, it took about one stick of incense to circulate in the body for a whole day. According to the time of Yan'er's world, it took about fifteen minutes. But now the time is getting faster, almost five minutes a week, and the time is one-third of the previous time, which means that her meditation efficiency has doubled. If she keeps practicing like this, it won’t take long for her to meditate. His Tao skills can rival those of the old guy in his heyday!
Gu Shiyi even felt that she was more sensitive to the spiritual energy of heaven and earth. Although it was not as good as a cultivator with spiritual roots, she could naturally use the spiritual energy of heaven and earth and use Taoism much faster than before!
Gu Shiyi waited for about half an hour, and someone came from the yard outside to announce,
"The young lady is here!"
The little girls lined up quickly to welcome Mrs. Sun in.
"Squeak..."
With a sound, the door opened, and the women came in first, holding quilts, incense, copper basins and handkerchiefs for washing, etc. Gu Shiyi looked at them and cursed secretly,
"Bah...the ostentation is quite grand!"
This compartment was now covered with bedding, and several people came in with food boxes and placed them on the table one by one. The vegetarian food that Mrs. Sun ate was naturally not of the same quality as the food that the temple worker Gu Shiyi ate. That was to say It's as delicate as it is, and it's as delicious as it is delicious. Gu Shiyi sat on it and watched the cheap cousin eating it in small bites. He swallowed his own saliva and whispered to the clay figurine,
"Yan'er, when I have money in the future, I will hire a bunch of people to serve me. I will eat this kind of food from table to table!"
Li Yaner poked her head out from her head and said with a smile,
"You can obviously do it now. Who told you not to be a good young lady but to be a little Taoist nun!"
Gu Shiyi grinned,
"I mean, if I were to live like her, I might as well eat and sleep outside in order to be free and happy!"
Li Yaner smiled and said,
"That's right. With your temperament, if you eat in small bites like her, you're afraid that everyone will starve to death before the meal is finished!"
Gu Shiyi rolled his eyes.
"It's like I was reincarnated as a starved ghost. I'm also very ladylike, okay?"
"Lady?"
My bestie, hehehe, expresses his respect!
While the two were quarreling, the young lady of the Sun family stopped eating and gave an order:
"Get out of here!"
The ladies came in and took away the half-eaten vegetarian food. Gu Shiyi grinned in distress,
"Shameful waste!"
Later, the little girls came in to pour hot water, help her rinse her mouth, wash her hands and face, and after finishing all the ostentation, the young lady of the Sun family finally said,
"You all go down, I don't have to wait here anymore..."
After a pause, he ordered again,
"You all retreat outside the yard, I want some peace and quiet during my lunch break!"
Huh! It sounds like you are creating opportunities for me?
Gu Shiyi's eyes lit up when he heard this.
Is this woman so knowledgeable?
Li Yaner frowned and thought for a while,
"Don't act rashly first, and then take a look!"
Why does she feel like something is wrong?
Gu Shi nodded,
"it is good!"
So he sat cross-legged and propped his chin up as he watched the woman take off her clothes, revealing her fair skin. Gu Shiyi clicked his tongue twice.
"It's actually well maintained!"
As soon as she finished speaking, her expression suddenly condensed. She lowered her head and looked at each other with Li Yan'er. Both of them felt a strong aura coming from the mountain behind the temple.
"Evil spirit!"
The two said in unison,
"This is evil spirit!"
This is a temple, how can there be evil spirits?
Moreover, this demonic aura quickly moved toward the courtyard. Gu Shi stood up and looked around with a vigilant expression.
"That evil spirit is coming for this courtyard, or rather... for this woman!"
Before she finished speaking, the demonic aura entered the yard, and then the door was opened from the outside.
"Squeak..."
The woman below, wearing only a bellyband, turned around and smiled sweetly at the person standing in front of the door.
"You came!"
"I am coming!"
There was a hoarse and rough voice. Gu Shiyi's eyes widened when she saw the person coming from below. The clay figurine at her collar also had the same expression as hers. The two best friends stared and opened their mouths, watching Mrs. Sun open her eyes. The door of the room welcomed a tall man...
Tall...
how to say?
Consider it a person!
This man was taller than the eldest son of the Sun family, with disheveled hair and a face that looked like a handsome man, but two sharp fangs protruded from the corners of his mouth. When the man came in, he reached out and hugged the woman, and then Gu Shi As soon as I saw his outstretched arms and body, there seemed to be a thin membrane connected, and his fingernails were also pitch black and long.
"Is this a human or a monster?" Gu Shiyi glanced at his best friend, and they both saw it in each other's eyes.
"Shemale!"
Two words!
Or maybe a demon?
Anyway, no one can grow fleshy membranes like bats. The fleshy membranes extend from the man's wrist to his thighs. These are two huge bat wings!
No wonder!
No wonder, she felt that the evil spirit came so quickly, almost as soon as she discovered it, he came flying!
Gu Shiyi remembered what the young monk said,
"No wonder we had to go to the back mountain. It turns out there is such a monster hiding in the back mountain!"
Pooh! The monks in this temple must have been bribed, otherwise, how could a dignified Buddhist temple tolerate the demon clan hiding here!
She was thinking wildly above, and the man and woman below were already hugging each other. This was what a man and a woman should do together. This fierce fire, this passionate love affair, quickly became a restricted level,
"That...Eleven..."
Li Yaner stuck her head out and whispered to Gu Shi,
"This man must be your cousin's... true love!"
Oh, why?
Gu Shiyi raised his eyebrows and asked, Li Yaner said,
"She is more sincere and passionate when she is with this person than when she is with her real husband!"
The screams last time were perfunctory, but this time there were too many screams!
What kind of luck did I have to watch two of her reality shows in a row!
One is between humans and humans, the other is between humans and transvestites!
Li Yan'er found it irritating to both eyes and ears.
I don’t know what kind of luck I have!
Li Yaner could not avoid such luck, but she glanced at Gu Shiyi and said,
"Look at the way her eyes are shining, she finally got her wish this time!"
Also, when she couldn't sleep in the middle of the night, she would keep pestering her with questions about her cheap cousin and her cousin's husband's bed affairs!
Sure enough, while watching the live show with bright eyes, Gu Shiyi asked,
"What should I say...please compare and talk about it!"
Li Yan'er gave her a roll of her eyes, thought for a while and said,
"The eldest son of the Sun family did it to a powerful man. How can he compare to this... this shemale!"
The transvestite in this world is not the transvestite in that world!
He is a serious member of the demon clan, and his physical strength is unmatched by ordinary people!
Look how hard the bed shakes!
Gu Shiyi chuckled, his face was flushed, his eyes were glowing green, and the muscles all over his body were trembling with excitement. Li Yaner sighed, knowing that his mind was full of pornographic waste, and he had followed him to watch the movie. , the woman who wished she could crawl out of the mirror, now her whole body has entered the state, the CUP is full, and nothing can run, so she propped her chin and started thinking,
"So this young lady of the Sun family is a half-demon herself, and then married a mortal, but she hid an adulterer in the back of the temple..."
This couple is really evenly matched, one despises his wife, and the other cuckolds her husband!
So, if this is her true love, she doesn't really want to marry the eldest son of the Sun family. It's not as simple as greed for wealth and glory. So is it really for the Buddha's bones?
It seems that Eleven is right, the use of Buddha bones may not be that simple!
The two people sat on top. Li Yaner was embarrassed the whole time. Gu Shiyi watched the reality show excitedly. Gu Shiyi even whispered to Li Yaner,
"Yan'er, I think it's good to be a demon..."
"Ah...why?"
"Look, half a demon is so powerful. If it were a whole demon, wouldn't it be even more powerful..."
After saying that, he smiled with yearning and obscenity on his face,
"If I become a demon and find a big demon to be my husband, then..."
Then my quality of life is full of five stars!
She suddenly understood why her cheap cousin wanted to keep an adulterer. Who would eat bean sprouts after eating sea cucumbers?
So, I wanted to be a demon before to be powerful, but now I am a demon...hehe...
Li Yan'er looked at the wretched look on this woman's face and really wanted to punch her.
"Gu...ten...one!"
Li Yan'er lowered her voice seriously and called her best friend's name.
"We are doing serious business now!"
Gu Shi nodded,
"Serious things must be done, what they are doing is not serious things!"
"Gu...ten...one!"
Gu Shiyi saw murderous intent in the clay figurine's eyes. He quickly straightened his expression and nodded heavily.
"Serious business, we do serious business!"
This time my brain circuit finally returned to the right path. I leaned my head and thought for a while, then patted my thigh.
"I know how she got the spiritual grass..."
As he spoke, he pointed to the bed that was still shaking violently and said,
"This man gave it to her..."
Although the cheap cousin is half-demon, she can do nothing but seduce men, but this she-demon can. He has wings and can fly fast. Look at his sharp claws, and he must be very good at catching people. Look at his tall and burly body. His body shape and strength must be great too
Although I don’t know what kind of demon blood he is, he is definitely physically strong. Although the old woman in Baicao Pavilion is a cultivator, in the original injured situation, if this man relies on sneak attacks, the old woman may He would be fooled and he would snatch the spiritual grass away!
Gu Shiyi guessed eight points correctly, but she didn't know the remaining two points. The old woman and her two maids were both dead!
Killed by this man!
Even Shang San and his master didn't find out who did it!
Li Yaner nodded,
"It's most likely this!"
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