Please bring your best friends to practice immortality

Chapter 72

"Amitabha!"

Sitting next to Gu Shiyi was a kind-hearted old monk. He was dressed in gray monk robes and had a long and thin face. His long white eyebrows were parted on both sides and hung down to his neck.

"Amitabha!"

The old monk recited the Buddha's name and said in a gentle voice,

"Donor, I saved the donor's life yesterday. Did the donor forget about me so quickly?"

"help me?"

Gu Shiyi's eyes widened and he looked at this old monk with age spots on his face in confusion.

"No... old... old monk... do I know you?"

Gu Shiyi scratched the back of his head and thought for a long time.

"I...I don't know the monk!"

She was a member of the Taoist sect. When the old Taoist priest was here, she didn't like the monk. He said that Buddhism and Taoism were incompatible. She would spit when she saw the monk. Naturally, Gu Shiyi also disliked the monk!

Besides, there was no place for her to get to know a monk in these deep mountains and forests!

To take a step back and say, even if you want to know a monk, he must be a handsome monk, with a body full of tendon meat and a strong man who can do Arhat boxing. Who wants to know such a shriveled up guy, with no body fat on his body, and a face full of age spots? , the old and disfigured old monk!

Gu Shiyi looked at the old monk again, shook his head firmly and said,

"I do not know you!"

While she was talking, Li Yan'er came back from outside and was attracted by her screams. When the clay figurine came in and saw the old monk, she was also startled.

"You...you...how did you get in?"

She was just outside the cave and didn't see anyone entering the cave at all!

The old monk looked at the little clay figurine on the ground. Suddenly the expression on his face changed and he laughed.

"You're actually a little ghost. You dare to walk around in broad daylight, but you have some morals?"

As he spoke, his face became solemn, and he shouted the Buddha's name loudly.

"Amitabha, this benefactor, I see that the Buddha's light is hidden in your soul, and you must be destined to be my Buddha. Why not follow me and practice Buddhism? I guarantee you will realize the Tao in three years and become a Buddha in five years!"

The old monk changed his face like he was turning over a book, which made Gu Shiyi and Li Yaner confused. Gu Shiyi reached out and took the clay figurine into his arms, and said to the old monk with a vigilant look on his face,

"Old monk, we are strangers to each other and have no friendship at all. Don't randomly convert people into Buddhism..."

"Who said we don't know each other?"

The old monk suddenly changed his smile and said to Gu Shi,

"Don't you touch me every day these days?"

The words he said made Gu Shiyi so sick that he jumped up and shouted like a cat whose tail has been stepped on,

"Nonsense, I didn't, who...who would touch you!"

Do you have eight-pack abs?

Do you have a fish line?

Even if I touch that dead shemale outside, I won’t touch you!

The old monk didn't speak, but looked at her with an ambiguous expression, which made Gu Shiyi's spine run cold. However, Li Yan'er understood a little. She thought about it, stretched out her hand and pulled Gu Shiyi's clothes.

"Eleven, Eleven, you...ask him, is he...the magic pestle?"

Li Yan'er thought of the bones that got into the Demon-Conquering Pestle that night, and she had a vague suspicion in her heart!

Gu Shiyi was immediately stunned. The old monk smiled slightly and looked at Li Yaner.

"Amitabha, what did I say? He said that the almsgiver is destined to be a Buddha. She is so smart and can be revealed in just one click. She deserves to be admitted to my Buddhist door!"

Gu Shi opened her mouth wide and moved it up and down for a long time. It took her a long time to think about it. She took off the Demon-Conquering Pestle from her waist, looked left and right, and then asked,

"Old monk, you...are you this magic pestle?"

So, this Buddhist treasure has a spirit?

The old monk chuckled and said,

"Yes and no..."

After saying that, his face became solemn and he said,

"Amitabha, Lao Na's Ten Precepts, practiced in Mingguang Temple in Blue Moon City in his early years. After eighty years of practice, he finally realized the great path and became a Buddha immediately. When he became a Buddha, he cut off the worldly attachments and left a little toe bone. This demon-conquering pestle is Lao Na's The instruments used in practice in the early years..."

Gu Shiyi blinked for a long time and thought about it,

"No wonder, no wonder when I was in the lake earlier, the Bones chased me after seeing the Demonic Pestle. It turns out...it turns out that you are originally from the same family!"

The old monk smiled slightly and said,

"Amitabha, this female almsgiver is equally intelligent, why not join me too..."

"Stop!"

Gu Shiyi waved his hand at him repeatedly, pointed at the tip of his nose and said,

"I am a member of the Taoist sect, and I worship the Patriarch of the Sanqing Dynasty. I have learned from him!"

The old monk sighed regretfully after hearing this and said,

"If this is the case, you will have no chance of becoming a Buddha!"

Li Yaner on the side thought for a while and asked,

"Then old monk, why didn't you show up before and only show up now?"

The old monk responded,

"Lao Na is just a fragment of his original body. He originally had no magic power. However, when the female benefactors fought with the half-demon yesterday, they caused Lao Na to absorb the essence of the half-demon. , it’s only today that I have the ability to transform and meet the two female donors!”

"Really?" Gu Shiyi looked confused, and Li Yan'er seemed to remember something, pulled Gu Shiyi's clothes and climbed onto her shoulders, whispering in her ear,

"Eleven, I just went to see the body of the dead demon. He... he seemed... really... all the blood on his body was sucked dry!"

Gu Shiyi was stunned when he heard the words. He watched the old monk narrow his eyes, suddenly stood up, and hurried outside. He saw the body of the dead human demon still lying there in the grass. Sure enough, as Yan'er said, the dead human demon was His skin was extremely white, and there was something wrong with it. Looking at the hole in his belly, the internal organs were intact, but all the internal organs were a strange gray color, and the blood on his body seemed to be missing. Got it!

Gu Shiyi stood there and thought for a long time. He returned to the cave and saw the old monk still sitting cross-legged.

"Old monk, tell the truth, did you drain his blood?"

The situation last night was chaotic, and it was dark. Gu Shiyi didn't bother to take a closer look, and he really didn't notice anything!

The old monk nodded peacefully,

"Amitabha, if you are a monk, you are not lying. It is indeed Lao Ming who did it!"

Gu Shiyi narrowed his eyes at that time and looked at the old monk for a long time.

"Old monk, are you a Buddha or some kind of demon? Buddhist treasures will never do such a thing to suck human blood!"

Only demons can do this kind of thing!

The old monk was silent for a moment and answered the question inappropriately.

"Amitabha, I am just a fragment of the bones left by the Ten Precepts monks. I don't know whether I am a Buddha or a demon!"

Ha ha! What is this for? If you don't know a word, it's over. Isn't this a rogue thing?

Gu Shiyi sneered and asked again,

"Then... why are you... showing up now?"

Want to suck our blood?

The old monk suddenly laughed, a bit obscenely.

"Of course it's because the two female donors have a predestined relationship with the Buddha!"

When he said this, the old monk's temperament changed at the speed of light. In just a moment, he switched from a dignified, kind-hearted and eminent monk to a wretched, malicious and flowery monk.

I X! Who is this old monk?

Just for a short while, I changed my face several times. Is it a split personality?

No, he is not a human being. Where does his personality come from?

He is a thing, but not a good thing!

Gu Shiyi secretly muttered in his heart, and exchanged a wary look with Li Yan'er. Li Yan'er whispered to her again,

"Eleven, let's see...he seems a little weird, but after talking for so long, he doesn't seem to have done anything to us!"

Her voice was small and thin, but the old monk still heard her. The old monk said,

"Amitabha, I don't have any ill intentions towards the two female donors!"

Suddenly his face changed again, and he smiled and said,

"I don't even have a physical body now, so even if I have malicious intentions, I can only think about it!"

"Pooh!"

The two best friends spat at him.

At this time, Gu Shiyi and Li Yaner finally got used to the old monk's changing face. After thinking about it, Gu Shiyi said,

"Old monk, what do you want to do? If you have something to say, just say it. If you have a fart... go out and let it go!"

After saying that, Gu Shiyi took off the magic pestle from his waist and threw it in front of the old monk and said,

"You...if you want me to repay you this, I'll just repay you!"

The old monk looked at the demon-subduing pestle in front of him, shook his head and said,

"Amitabha, it is useless for me to take this thing. I am just a ray of distraction and can only live in this demon-conquering pestle. However, although it is a ray of distraction, it is still my duty to subjugate and eliminate demons. I also ask the female alchemist. Don’t throw this thing away, please carry it around the world and eradicate evil spirits from this world!”

Gu Shiyi just curled his lips after hearing this.

People don't believe this at all when you, a blood-sucking thing like you, say this!

The old monk seemed to have figured out Gu Shiyi's thoughts, and his temperament immediately changed again, and he said with a smile,

"The previous female donor brought this object, didn't she think it was a Buddhist treasure that would be sharp and handy? Now I am living on this object. Firstly, it can bless the female donor with the Buddha's light when killing people, making it more convenient. Secondly, it can make this object more convenient. After becoming spiritually enlightened, you can automatically recognize your master. No one else can take it away, and you can’t throw it away. The female donor... isn’t this a great thing?"

What a nice thing to say!

Gu Shiyi tilted his head and looked at him suspiciously.

"Why do I think you are uneasy and kind-hearted?"

Li Yaner nodded in agreement on her shoulder,

"Yes, yes!"

The old monk chanted the Buddha's name loudly,

"Amitabha... I don't care about anyone else, I just want to kill demons and make the world pure!"

"Is it?"

Gu Shiyi finally felt his pulse and knew that he would change his waist again later, so he chased after him and said,

"Tell the truth!"

The old monk smiled again and said as expected,

"I have been a vegetarian in the Gu family for so many years. I have been annoyed by them giving them only incense and no meat every day. I want to follow you two out to see the world!"

This seems like the truth!

Gu Shiyi found that although such an old monk was a bit wretched, he was telling the truth. Although the old monk with a solemn appearance had a kind face and gentle words, what he said was a bit hypocritical. He could easily be deceived if he listened too much. !

Gu Shiyi thought about it and felt that he was not at a disadvantage, so he said,

"Old monk, what you said makes sense, okay... we'll take you out of the mountain!"

"Amitabha! If the female donor accumulates virtue and does good deeds, she will be rewarded with blessings in the future!"