Please bring your best friends to practice immortality

Chapter 768 Bastard Soup

Gu Shiyi spoke in a serious tone. The woman rolled her eyes a few times, with a look of disbelief on her face, but she still couldn't help but stretch her neck.
"What is it?"

Gu Shiyi stretched out his fist.
"Take a look at it... If you like it... I'll give it to you... Come on... take a look!"

The woman snorted,
"You lied to me!"

She said so, but she couldn't help it. She took a small step forward, stretched her neck, stared with her eyes, and that look made Gu Shiyi laugh again. When she laughed, the woman immediately became alert.

"You... open your fist... I'm just watching..."

Gu Shiyi suppressed his laughter and shook his head.

"No, this thing can fly. If you open it...it will fly away!"

The woman heard this, her eyes rolled around, she thought for a long time, and finally took another step forward, stretching her neck.
"You... let me see..."

Seeing that he carefully moved within Gu Shiyi's arm, Gu Shiyi smiled and said,

"Let me show you...bang..."

A fist hit the woman's face as she stretched it out to him. The woman didn't say a word, her eyes rolled back and she fainted. Gu Shiyi laughed, went over to grab the woman, and pushed her into the water. The woman was stimulated by the water and suddenly woke up. She wanted to jump into the water with her claws and teeth bared, but the other person's hand pinched her neck. No matter how hard she tried, she couldn't move. Gu Shiyi laughed and said,

"How is it...how is my gift?"

The woman was so angry that her eyes bulged and she started to howl.

“Ahhh…you…you big liar…ahhh…”

Gu Shiyi pinched her neck as if he was holding the skin of a kitten's neck, with a relaxed look on his face.

"Didn't you lie to me too? Where are my two friends? If you don't tell me... I will have no choice but to take you back and make turtle soup with you!"

Although this woman has been counting for thousands of years, she is not worldly-wise, timid, and not very smart. She stammered,

"Don't... don't stew me... what two friends... I don't know!"

"Still being stubborn!"

Gu Shiyi snorted, pinched her neck and lifted her up, weighing her in his hand.
"It must be at least 100 or 200 kilograms. If we stew it into turtle soup, it will be enough for one meal since we have a large family!"

After saying that, he picked up the person and was about to leave. The woman was so frightened that her limbs danced wildly in the air, staring with a pair of small green eyes, and her neck stretched out.

"Hey...I...I locked them in my shell!"

"You should have told me earlier!"

Gu Shiyi laughed when he heard that, picked her up and dived into the river again. When they swam to the bottom of the river, they saw the huge shell. The woman rolled her eyes and gestured to Gu Shiyi.

"They are in there..."

Gu Shiyi smiled, swam to the empty shell, and circled around it twice. The woman gestured,
"It's right inside...it's right inside...go in and see for yourself!"

Gu Shiyi squinted at her sincere face, his green eyes rolling around, and then he chuckled and slipped into the huge empty shell. The shell of a turtle is softer than that of a tortoise, and its shape is flatter. However, the giant turtle was too big, and when Gu Shiyi entered, there was still a full foot of space above his head.

"Where?"

Gu Shiyi looked around and saw that there were faint and intricate patterns on the shell wall inside the empty shell. These were mysterious patterns that had naturally formed as the giant turtle grew over the years.
"In front...right in front..."

The woman pointed to the deep place in the empty shell. Gu Shiyi did not doubt it and took two steps forward. He heard a sound of "bo". A beam of light suddenly rose from under his feet and covered Gu Shiyi. He immediately felt his body tighten and he stood there with his limbs stiff. The woman laughed triumphantly and struggled to break free from Gu Shiyi's hand. She ran a long way and saw that Gu Shiyi was not chasing her. Then she stopped and turned around, and came back carefully. Gu Shiyi was still motionless. The woman grinned triumphantly.
"Haha... you've fallen into my trap, haven't you? Although your fists are powerful, you don't have a shell. My shell is the essence of my many years of practice. If anyone enters my shell... even if a god comes, he can't escape!"

Gu Shiyi just laughed secretly in his heart.

"No wonder! I knew it... you don't have any special abilities other than yelling and screaming. It turns out that all your magical powers are trained in this shell!"

The woman saw that although Gu Shiyi had a wooden face, his eyes were full of smiles, and she couldn't help but get angry.

"What are you laughing at? There's nothing funny!"

After saying that, he raised his fist, waved it in front of Gu Shiyi, gestured a bit, and then smashed it towards Gu Shiyi's face.
"I'll let you lie to me!" Her fist came forward, but it didn't hit Gu Shiyi's face as expected, but was firmly caught by a wheat-colored hand. The woman was shocked.

“You…you…you you you…”

"I...I I I...I what I?"

Gu Shiyi laughed at her, twisted the woman's hands behind her back with a flick of his wrist, and kicked her again, and the woman staggered like a hungry dog ​​pouncing on its food!
The woman fell to the ground, not daring to even turn her head. She stood up and tried to run, but after just two steps, she felt a tight grip on the back of her neck. A hand as hard as an iron clamp clamped her neck again.

"what……"

The woman let out a low, hoarse cry and froze on the spot. Gu Shiyi came over with a smile.

"You said... your shell is so good, why don't you give it to me?"

The woman was so frightened that her green bean eyes turned into yellow bean eyes. She saw Gu Shiyi looking her up and down and said,

"As for the shell... I'll use it as a sacrifice to refine it into a magic weapon. As for your flesh... chop it up... and stew it into turtle soup. It will definitely be very nutritious..."

After saying that, he bared his teeth at her and took out the sword from his back. The woman was so frightened that she started shaking and finally cried.

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"Wuwuwu... Don't eat me! I'm not tasty! I'm thousands of years old... My flesh is old!"

"The meat is really good! It's perfect for making soup!"

Gu Shiyi was still teasing her with a smile, but the woman finally burst into tears.

“Don’t eat me! Don’t eat me! I’m not delicious… wuwuwu… wuwuwu…”

what!
Gu Shiyi tilted his head to look at her crying with her mouth wide open, and couldn't help but ask curiously,
"Tell me... your eyeballs are so small, how do you see the Tao? Otherwise... I'll dig them out and have a look."

"Wow……"

The woman cried even harder. Gu Shiyi just laughed, but he heard Pu Yanlan's voice in his ears.

"Eleven, did you find anyone?"

Gu Shiyi then stopped smiling and asked the woman,
"I'm going to ask you one last time, where are my two friends? If you don't tell me..."

Before she could finish her words, a flash of sword appeared in front of the woman. It turned out to be a long sword of strange shape, which was right in front of her nose.

"I'll cut your nose off first!"

The woman was so frightened that she even forgot to cry.

"It's...under my shell!"

Gu Shiyi narrowed his eyes.
"You'd better not lie to me this time!"

At this time, Pu Yanlan, who was on the river surface, saw that the river water below was also stirred up, and the silt at the bottom of the river was also stirred up, making the entire river surface muddy.
"Wow..."

Gu Shiyi jumped out of the water, with two toads squatting on his shoulders and a small... turtle in his hand?
Pu Yanlan went to meet them and heard Gu Shiyi asking Jin Er and his wife,

"Although this giant turtle is very old, its skills are not that great, and its magical powers are also mediocre. How did you two get caught by it?"

Speaking of this, the Jin couple felt a little ashamed, Liu Xiaocui said,
"We were careless too!"

After the couple found the spiritual herbs, they prepared to look for Gu Shiyi and Pu Yanlan. Although they were earth-type animals, they were also very agile in the water, so they wanted to swim along the river to the big city downstream. However, they did not expect that when they arrived at this area, the sky darkened, and they suddenly sensed a fluctuation of spiritual power.
"Got a baby?"

The Jin Er couple were born to do this
, were extremely sensitive to treasures, and they sensed that this thing was full of spiritual energy and had a strong smell of water. They thought that it should be a pearl raised by fish, shrimp, turtles, clams and the like in the water, which would be released after dark to absorb the moonlight. After the couple discussed it, they naturally did not want to let go of this top treasure, so they followed the scent and sure enough, they found a brilliant light shooting straight into the sky in the mud at the bottom of the water. The couple sneaked over and took a closer look, only to see that the pearl in the water was about the size of a fist, and was now sparkling in the mud at the bottom of the river, absorbing the moonlight in the sky!
The couple were delighted to see the treasure, and without even looking at it clearly, they just dived in…

"As soon as we pounced on it, we realized we had been tricked. The bead was actually a tumor on the giant turtle's tongue. It lay motionless at the bottom of the river, relying on the bead to attract fish and shrimp to fall into its trap!"

However, he didn't expect that this time, he tricked the Jin Er couple into his mouth. The giant turtle also realized that this pair of golden toads were extraordinary. He thought it would be a waste of food to eat them all in one bite, so he thought of pressing them under his shell and planned to eat them slowly later!
However, it is said that this giant turtle has lived in this river for thousands of years. No one knows whether it is too lazy or too stupid. After living for so long, it has not cultivated any magical powers. Except for a tumor on its tongue that can pretend to be a pearl, only its carapace has some magical powers. Not only can it escape from its body freely, but the faint patterns inside can also form magic arrays, which it uses to deal with powerful enemies!
The giant turtle spirit had never thought that after being the king of the river for so many years, she would finally meet a tough opponent. At this moment, she was being held up by one leg by Gu Shiyi and swung in the air. Her eyes were filled with despair, and tears were falling one by one.

"It's over! It's over! This time it's really going to turn into turtle soup!"