After being turned into cannon fodder, I relied on involution to survive

Chapter 58

Xiao Shaoke was about two years older than the eldest prince Xiao Yuanjin, but it was not until Xiao Yuanjin was enlightened that the Queen Mother remembered that she also had a Xiao Shaoke, so she sent him to the south study room with her.

She would not be as mean as Queen Xiao Lu, bullying a child who knew nothing and had never done anything, but her ignorance of Xiao Shaoke gave her relatives and servants the confidence and courage to bully Xiao Shaoke. color.

In the plot of the original book, although Xiao Shaoke barely survived to adulthood under the nose of the Queen Mother, he hated those surnamed Lu because he was never treated well.

"Well, is there anything we can use here?" Yu Zizhen pondered in his mind while listening.

Don't underestimate the love and hate of children. It is precisely because children are simple and weak that their love and hate will be more lasting and intense.

Thinking about these things in his mind, Yu Zizhen brought Yao Guang outside the palace gate on time.

Just like yesterday, the two of them went to the south study room with their legs crossed.

At this time, in the South Study Room, the palace dedicated to the prince and his companions for studying, Lu Heng and Wan Jingrong, who always appeared at random, actually appeared early for the first time.

They made some moves in the palace, and only waited for the newly arrived country bumpkin, their new classmate Yu Zizhen, to arrive, and then gave him an unforgettable insult, so that he would never even think of raising his head in front of them in the future.

Thinking of that scene, Wan Jingrong couldn't suppress the excitement in his heart. His eyes lit up and he told the boy he had brought, "Keep an eye on me. If you see that boy, signal to me immediately!"

The boy chuckled and tiptoed around the corner of the corridor, "Don't worry, young master, I'll keep an eye on him for you."

Lu Heng sat next to Wan Jingrong. At this time, he was eating various snacks carefully prepared by the cook at home. When he saw Wan Jingrong dancing and looking like he was so energetic that he had nowhere to go, he swallowed He asked for some snacks and reminded the other party aloud, "Be more restrained, otherwise he will be wary of you before he even comes in."

When Wan Jingrong heard this, he quickly told his servants: "Brother Heng is right, you should all restrain yourself!"

The boy nodded his head as if he was talking, and soon the unnecessary expression on his face calmed down.

They thought they could catch Yu Zizhen off guard, but they didn't know that Yu Zizhen actually brought his own plug-in.

With the system, the God of Ear Reporting, helping her monitor the surrounding environment, the small movements of Lu Heng and Wan Jingrong were not concealable to her at all.

She gave Yao Guang a few brief words, and then slowly turned around the corridor to meet the gaze of Wan Jingrong.

As soon as Wan Jingrong's servant saw her, he immediately thought he was very hidden and made a gesture to his master.

After receiving the signal, Wan Jingrong rushed to the door and placed an inkstone filled with ink on the ajar door.

In the eyes of Yu Zizhen, who has experienced many battles, this is certainly a small prank like a joke, but if this "prank" was encountered by a real seven-year-old child, just imagine what happened after he was poured ink from head to toe. , and was ruthlessly laughed at by his new classmates. I think the child will have some psychological shadow left behind.

Thinking like this, Yu Zizhen made up his mind to teach the two naughty children in the room a lesson.

She pretended to be ignorant and stretched out her hand to push the door. Then when the inkstone on the door fell due to her movement, she quickly jumped up, raised her hand, and before the inkstone tipped down, she hit the inkstone straight away like a volleyball. go out.The inkstone shook and a little ink came out. Because Yu Zizhen withdrew his hand in time, the ink was not splashed on his sleeves.

But the inkstone, which she had knocked away like a volleyball, when she stopped her hand, with lightning speed, went straight to the pillar behind Lu Heng and Wan Jingrong in the study who were gloating about her misfortune.

Lu Heng and Wan Jingrong looked panicked at first, and then heaved a sigh of relief. However, they were just halfway relieved when the one grazed Wan Jingrong's left ear and Lu Heng's right ear and flew sideways from the gap between their heads. The inkstone in the past was shattered into pieces because it hit a pillar.

As soon as the inkstone shattered, the ink inside immediately poured towards the heads of the two men below.

Yu Zizhen exclaimed in a false voice, "Oh - you two brothers, please get out of the way -"

The two of them were already dodging in a panic before she spoke. Unfortunately, they were too close and unprepared, so they were still covered in ink spots.

Wan Jingrong became so angry that he raised his hand and shot out a piece of broken silver that he had prepared long ago.

There was a soft sound, and Yu Zizhen, who had already walked into the house, saw a high-backed chair that they had placed on the beam in advance fall from his head.

Everything in the palace was made of solid materials, and this high-backed chair was no exception. If Yu Zizhen couldn't dodge and was hit by the heavy and strong high-backed chair, she wouldn't just be embarrassed.

If she was lucky, she would probably only be hit with a bloody head by this chair. If she was unlucky, she might even be smashed into a fool or die on the spot.

This is beyond the level of a prank, and the intention can be said to be very vicious.

Realizing this, Yu Zizhen immediately decided that she would make this matter so big that these two naughty kids would not be able to stop it.

She rolled on the spot to avoid the high-backed chair, and then stood up like a carp, letting go of her voice and crying loudly, "Wow wow wow - Father, help me - someone is trying to kill me - ow Wow wow—I’ve only been in Beijing for a few days—I don’t want to stay in Beijing anymore—wow wow wow—I want to go home—I want to go home—wow wow wow—”

As soon as Yu Zizhen cried, Yao Guang, who was guarding outside the palace door, immediately broke in.Like a little beast with explosive fur, she swooped up in front of Yu Zizhen, glaring at Lu Heng and Wan Jingrong fiercely as a protector.

Yu Zizhen was afraid that she would forget his previous instructions and attack Lu Heng and Wan Jingrong impulsively, so he pulled her quietly and whispered: "Cry."

Yao Guang is so obedient. Hearing this, he and Yu Zizhen immediately began to howl like a competition.

The two children were shouting loudly. Although it was thundering and not raining, the noise was really scary.

Lu Heng and Wan Jingrong were stunned by their crying. Others who heard the sound, including Zhou Wenyong, a bachelor of the Hanlin Academy who was responsible for teaching them this morning, and Xiao Shaoke, Xiao Yuanjin, Fan Zhongming, and Yang Shixian, who arrived a little late, also heard the sound at this time. They all stared at the four people in the classroom with shocked expressions.

The overturned chair, the broken inkstone, the ink on Lu Heng and Wan Jingrong's bodies, these obvious traces silently told those who came after what had happened before.

(End of this chapter)