The sweet mourning beauty and the King of Hell are killing each other like crazy in the world

"Okay, Aunt Zhang, send this to your niece and ask her to rearrange the house in this way." I forwarded it to Aunt Zhang.

I twitched the corners of my lips, looked at Gu Yichen with a shy face, winked at him, raised my chin slightly, and wanted to ask him if he had anything to add.

His pleasant voice went straight to the bottom of my heart, "One more thing to note is that if you have poor day dryness, bathing in a peach blossom position cannot make up for the peach blossom situation. Bathing in a peach blossom position is a rotten peach blossom. If there are peach blossoms in a bathing position, it is a rotten peach blossom or a rotten peach blossom. "

I edited Gu Yichen's instructions into text and sent it to Aunt Zhang, "Aunt Zhang, this is something you need to pay attention to. Sister Zhang Xueqian must pay attention to it."

"Okay, Momo, I forwarded it to her. By the way, Momo, my niece always says that she is some kind of Huagai bureau, so she is destined not to find a partner or get married. She always says that she will not be ordinary in the future. People." Aunt Zhang's voice became softer and softer as she spoke, maybe she felt untrustworthy the more she spoke.

"Huagai Bureau?" I scratched my feet in embarrassment. I didn't understand, but I often saw it when I was watching short videos. What should I do?

I asked Gu Yichen for help and glared at him desperately, but he didn't even raise his head, as if he didn't hear me.

I awkwardly pulled out a book about horoscopes from the bookcase at the back and kicked Gu Yichen with my foot.

Then, he looked up at me and said impatiently, "Wait a minute."

OMG!

When I use the book again, I feel less regretful.

How embarrassing, how embarrassing.

I could only hold the book and sit back on the chair, "Wait a moment, Aunt Zhang, I'll check it now."

After I acted in silence for a few minutes, Gu Yichen's WeChat message came over.

That content, I really...

What he wrote was: Do you often see videos like this?

If you think you are noble, outstanding, unwilling to follow the crowd, have no relatives to rely on, have few close friends, are extremely smart, have serious internal conflicts, and like philosophy and metaphysics.

That is the Huagai Bureau.

When you hear it, oh, isn’t this me?

So why am I so powerful?

So why am I so awesome?

What are you thinking?

How could you be the Huagai Bureau?

Moreover, if you think about it, the word "Huagai" sounds unusual. It originally refers to the gorgeous banners and flags that were hung on the heads and on the cars when the ancient kings went out. In numerology, it means crape myrtle. A pattern of Dou Shu.

This situation is considered the most rare and precious, and is also considered an auspicious sign.

People who are born with Huagai usually have a very smooth life trajectory and very successful career development.

If this kind of layout sucks, then why is it really expensive?

Ordinary people's lives are rough and ordinary, so we ordinary people have nothing to do with Huagai.

The reason why you think you are is just a marketing ploy by the magic stick master.

This method is called the Barnum effect in psychology.

This effect states that when people are faced with a general and universally applicable personality description, they tend to believe that this description reflects their personal characteristics very accurately.

When people are open to something and eager to be affirmed, they are more likely to accept vague and broad personality descriptions as accurate portraits of themselves.

This effect is also commonly used in psychology and metaphysics. All the copywriting about Huagai Bureau that you see on the Internet is like this!

Zhang Xuequian's horoscope is definitely not Huagai, but when she believes that she is Huagai, then she is indeed in the game.

The masters deliberately only talk about some common characteristics of the Huagai horoscope to make you feel suitable.

It is certainly the fate of most emperors to have no relatives and few close friends, but it is more likely that they are an old bachelor with this trait.

This method is actually not advanced at all, but it is extremely practical.

Just like when you go for a massage, the technician will tell you: Are you tired? Not sleeping well? Sedentary for a long time? Have a problem with your shoulders and neck?

Is not this nonsensical?

Has anyone seen any migrant worker sleeping well and not feeling tired?

Therefore, don’t foolishly believe in the homogeneous copywriting produced by this metaphysical assembly line.

That kind of copywriting, if you give a book to any Chinese college student, he can write you a hundred articles a day.

They just want you to pay for consultation, and after receiving your money, they still think you are stupid, so why bother?

I really hate these metaphysical marketing accounts. They don’t study the business well day by day, and they only copy copywriting for marketing.

Nothing!

Believe in science.

Although I hated Gu Yichen's words in my heart, I still forwarded this copy to Aunt Zhang.

"Aunt Zhang, please pass this on to Sister Xueqian so that she won't be deceived."

"Hey, okay, Momo, I'll go back first. Hey, by the way, last time you mentioned to me about finding a partner for Chen Guofu, when I did the live broadcast last night, there was an age requirement Women who are similar, when I hold an offline blind date next time, let them both go and meet, maybe we can actually make it happen." Aunt Zhang smiled and patted my hand, "By the way, you have time. You can also watch my live broadcast. When I live broadcast in the evening, I will send you the link, then I will go back first and you will be busy first."

After Aunt Zhang finished speaking, she turned around and went out to ride an electric tricycle.

I turned around and started to question Gu Yichen. Was he just trying to fool Aunt Zhang with his words? "Brother Yichen, you are a bastard. Are you asking people to believe in science?"

Gu Yichen looked at me, his eyes flashing, "What? You question my point of view?"

"Not really, I just think that, as a ghost of a soul body state station, making people believe in science, isn't it a bit too much?"

Gu Yichen looked at me and smiled suddenly, then looked at his phone, "Momo, from a scientific perspective, there is the law of conservation of energy and quantum entanglement. Moreover, what I just emphasized was to let Zhang Xueqian go through his head and cover his pockets. Money, don’t be brainwashed by marketing accounts.”

I thought my questioning of him would make him unhappy.

But Gu Yichen seemed to be in a good mood at the moment and explained so much to me very patiently.

I stretched out my hand and said, "I'm a liberal arts student. Although I don't understand what you said, I think everything you said is right."

Gu Yichen's hand came up. Although it was cold, it was strong.

His eyes were bright, "Well, I like hearing this."

I took advantage of the situation and asked what I wanted to ask, "Will the hotel you bought be used for Sister Rose's office in the future? Will their entire department move here?"

He replied to me, "Well, the land in the machinery factory may be sold. It is estimated that we will have to move out in more than a month. I have been asking them to find a place, but they have never found a suitable place. "(End of chapter)