The sweet mourning beauty and the King of Hell are killing each other like crazy in the world

"Draw a circle, draw a circle and curse you." The old man squatting in the yard muttered, "Draw a circle..."

As soon as he spoke, the three of us looked in his direction.

Several of the people accompanying the mourners in the main room stretched their necks and looked outside.

Aunt Song waved her hand toward the main room, signaling them to stop looking.

The person accompanying the mourner inside lowered his head again, and his white filial piety cloth hung down to cover his face.

"That uncle, do you often watch cartoons? Aunt Song?" I turned around and asked Aunt Song in a low voice.

"Master Xiao Yang, why do you suddenly ask this? Let me think about it..." Aunt Song lowered her head and thought for a few seconds, then suddenly raised her head, "It shouldn't be the case, right? My brother Shuchang, no matter what you say, it's six He is ten years old, and even if his brain is not very bright, he will not sit at home and watch cartoons every day. Oh, by the way, he runs on the street every day, and he will help anyone who has troubles, even though his brain is not very good. , but I never hit anyone, and I can still help with the work. The master gives me some food to eat, and I can even bring food and drink to the old man."

"Oh, by the way, there is no TV at all in this house!"

really?
Then why did Song Shuchang recite Brother Xiaosa’s classic lines?

I looked back at Gu Yichen beside me, and I had too many questions to ask him.

Aunt Song really didn't seem to have watched many cartoons, so she had to ask Gu Yichen if he could see anything.

He sees things much more clearly than I do.

"Brother Yichen, what are you thinking about?"

"I was wondering why what he said sounded familiar to me, but I couldn't remember which TV show it was from?" He frowned.

I dare not say anything else, I am too familiar with this cartoon.

When my grandma was folding ingots, I would sit next to her and watch TV while folding ingots.

"The cartoon Pleasant Goat is shown on TV, and what Song Shuchang said is the classic line of Brother Xiaosha in it." Since Gu Yichen had already asked, I immediately explained it to him, "Then he said this repeatedly Do the words have any special meaning?"

Gu Yichen deliberately cheated on me, "Guess what?"

"Brother Yichen, this is boring! If you don't want to say it, then I won't ask." I wasn't happy anymore either. In front of Aunt Song, you tease me like this, do you still look like a cold-blooded bastard?

"Don't, don't, let me tell you. This cartoon hasn't been released for too long. People who can watch cartoons are probably children, so Song Shuchang has a soul that can understand cartoons."

Can such a thing be explained in this way?
So what does Gu Yichen want to do?
Gu Yichen continued, "Momo, think about it, there is another soul in Song Shuchang's body now, and he has been stupid for many years. As soon as this soul comes out, will he stop saying the words "drawing circles"? ?”

Indeed, what Gu Yichen said makes sense.

"Brother Yichen, are you underestimating my IQ?"

Faced with the deception, I still had the guts to fight back.

Who told him not to give me face in front of Aunt Song.

Seeing that I was in a bad mood, Gu Yichen immediately said, "No, I'm just smoothing out the logic of my analysis for you."

Since he is in the first year of junior high school, I will be in the fifteenth year.

A smile appeared on my lips and I coaxed, "Brother Yichen, now that you have figured out the development process and the truth of the matter, now is the time for you to show off your skills."

"Huh?" Gu Yichen looked at me in surprise, "Huh."

It seems that he understood immediately, and I joined his army.

How to describe Gu Yichen's expression? It feels a bit hard to put into words.

He took two steps towards Song Shuchang and asked cautiously, "Kid, do you want to watch a cartoon with me?"

If I hadn't known Gu Yichen's actions, even I would have misunderstood him as an evil spirit who wanted to eat children.

Is the kid in Song Shuchang's body trying to scratch him?
So, I hurriedly said, "We have a big TV over there. You can watch any cartoons you want. There are also a lot of delicious food, including Coke, popcorn, fried chicken..."

After saying that, I felt a little regretful and felt that I was superfluous. Because Gu Yichen had already leaned forward slightly and stretched out his hand towards Song Shuchang.

"it is good!"

The tender voice of a little boy came from Song Shuchang's mouth, but Song Shuchang didn't open his mouth.

Gu Yichen was stunned for a moment, and I saw a flash of surprise in his eyes, "Then come out and follow us."

I couldn't help but give a thumbs up secretly, Gu Yichen really has a way of deceiving people.

Gu Yichen didn't say anything. He grabbed a small pale hand that stretched out from Song Shuchang's body and pulled him out.

Then he opened a small porcelain bottle, put the child ghost into the porcelain bottle, closed the lid, and put it in his pocket.

This process is so fast that if you blink your eyes, you will think it didn't happen.

I thought someone from Song Shuchang would be fine now.

But the next second, Gu Yichen pulled out a female ghost with long hair from his body.

Of course, it was quickly put into a porcelain bottle.

I also knew that I had no moral character at all, and the most I could do was stare into a pair of yin and yang eyes, so I didn’t dare to interrupt anymore and just watched silently.

Aunt Song on the side was so frightened that her eyes widened and she covered her mouth with her hand.

Originally, we were invited here by Aunt Song, just to let the deceased Mr. Song close his eyes and leave peacefully and peacefully.

But Song Shuchang's matter is an additional issue.

With blind eyes, it seems that the old man's affairs have to be discussed, Song Shuchang's career has to be taken care of, and he may not be able to return to the store for half an hour.

Who told me to come here directly?

"Aunt Song, don't be afraid. If you really can't stand, go sit in the room for a while and go in after we finish processing." I saw that Aunt Song's legs were trembling and her body was shaking. She was about to lose her standing. Noticing her fall, she quickly helped her up.

"Ah? In the house? Isn't there an old man in the house too?"

I"……"

Aunt Song is right. In this courtyard right now, I'm afraid it's safest to stay by my side.

Although Aunt Song was trembling with fear, her mind was still very clear.

"Aunt Song, please sit on the chair first," I pointed to a wooden chair two steps away.

"Master Xiao Yang, please help me, I can't walk by myself, my legs are weak."

After helping Aunt Song walk over, I wanted to slap myself twice.

Because sitting on that chair was an unkempt male ghost who was not too old.

The male ghost was wearing a low-quality camouflage uniform that looked cheap at first glance.

That kind of camouflage uniform is generally worn only by uncles and uncles who go to work on construction sites.

Moreover, the male ghost's body seemed to be covered with lime, and his face was also covered with lime, but it was not very clear under the daylight.

As I supported Aunt Song and stood in this position, I could only smell the smell of cement that stung my nose.

I was so choked that I couldn't breathe.

Sure enough, if a person sees a ghost, there will be ghosts everywhere.