The sweet mourning beauty and the King of Hell are killing each other like crazy in the world

After reading it, I shook my head and looked at Gu Yichen, "Is it necessary to tell her this?"

"What did you say? Uh... After that, if she doesn't ask any more questions, I'll throw her away." Gu Yichen raised his voice, as if he just realized it, "I want to solve these unimportant things as soon as possible, and then give you a good life." Birthday."

"Celebrating my birthday?" I suddenly realized, "Ah... Oh, yes, my birthday is coming soon."

Gu Yichen hesitated for a moment and then said, "By the way, let's celebrate your birthday this time one day early."

"Why? I used to celebrate my birthday on the same day, why do you want to celebrate my birthday a day earlier?" I didn't understand what Gu Yichen was thinking about again.

"Because, I think you are not in good health during this period, so you have to celebrate it in advance. There are also specialties in celebrating birthdays. I will tell you now. You can use your mobile phone to remember it. You may use it in the future." He just finished speaking. After falling, he put his hands on the bedside behind him.

This guy just said that I haven't been in good health lately, so he's going to play with me the next second, right?
She met his eyes head-on and was frightened for a second.

How could you not panic?

I don’t know if he is reaching out his hand at this moment, where will it reach next second?
If I don't guide him to start teaching me now, he may start teaching me things.

"Well, Brother Yichen, tell me, why do you want to celebrate my birthday one day early?"

The more I spoke, the more obvious the purpose of changing the topic became, so that by the end, my voice for the last two words became quieter and quieter.

"Okay, let me tell you now," Gu Yichen stared at me with a half-smile, his dark eyes seemed to see through me, "If I don't teach you more skills, what if I am no longer by your side one day? What should I do if I’m in danger?”

"what?"

Is he so kind and caring about me?

I think he is just afraid that if my passport to this world is lost, he will have to start all over again if he finds another one. Is he afraid of trouble?

Gu Yichen repeated in a low voice, "Open the document now and write down what I say, okay?"

"it is good."

Dare I say I don’t want to?
He glanced at me with cold eyes, sneered, and asked, "So good?"

Oops, I'm showing off.

I could only ask, "What am I pretending to be?"

He suddenly lowered his head, and his arrogant and cold ghostly aura hit his face.

"record."

I:……

A little irritated.

Seeing that I hadn't moved for a long time, Gu Yichen became a little anxious. He raised his hand and pinched my chin and asked, "Why don't you remember?"

I'm speechless.

"Look, you have said all the words and taken all the reasoning. Even if I write it down, will I be able to learn it?"

Gu Yichen answered quickly and accurately, "Yes."

The next second, he grabbed my hand and said, "Give me the phone."

I'm a bit fried.

I also gave him my mobile phone. He already knew my mobile phone password.

I had no privacy from him.

He likes to educate me as a student and even criticize me sometimes.

So I said bravely, "No,"

Gu Yichen's face instantly darkened and his brows furrowed.

"why not?"

"I'm not afraid of you snooping into my privacy."

Gu Yichen laughed angrily when he was asked, "Do you think, in my eyes, you have privacy?"

certainly. But I didn't say anything. Silence is the best explanation.

"You can choose not to give it to me, but you must write down what I said, otherwise if you use this knowledge in the future, don't say I didn't teach you. Moreover, I have many ways to make you leave it to me."

If nothing else, I firmly believe what he said.

I was anxious and thought, "Why don't you find a compromise? I won't type anymore. I'm afraid I won't be able to keep up. If you ask me to record it, you can also send me a voice message directly. I'll sort it out slowly during the day tomorrow."

That's all right.

A ghost like him, facing an unarmed and innocent college student like me, would certainly be unfathomable.

Gu Yichen looked at me with complicated and confused eyes.

"Yang Momo, I think you should really have your brain checked."

"You say I'm sick?"

"Hypocrisy is a disease and must be cured."

"You are the only one who is sick, every good part of your body is good,"

"Okay, I am indeed sick."

After saying that, he turned over.

He leaned over and lowered his head, and gently pecked the corner of my mouth. "Okay, I won't tease you anymore. I'll give you a voice message first and talk about business."

He lay back next to me, took out his cell phone, and started texting me.

“Who can’t have a birthday?”

"It's a birthday, but it's not a good one,"

"For example, whose child always gets into trouble, eats white pills every day, and always goes to the white coat to run around when nothing happens,"

"Are you holding a handful of white slices in your hand and wondering which one is better to eat? In this case, both children and adults should not celebrate their birthdays. Push the birthday back, a few more days, and push it to the first day of the year. Five is the best,"

"Because the five masters and the five elements are complete, there is a way for birth and restraint,"

"Secondly, couples are also very particular about getting married."

"For example, if there are two people, there will always be one who eats free movies, and there is always a story about how it hurts when coughing. The one who is not in good health will celebrate his birthday early."

"It's also the fifth day of the Lunar New Year, and it's also the reason why the Five Elements are complete. When you celebrate your birthday, you say that you are not in good health, and others are trying to make excuses, right? When you celebrate your birthday, you also celebrate it one day or two days in advance,"

"Then, roll an egg on your body. After rolling it, eat the egg white and leave the yolk to the intersection."

"Egg whites have a story. Egg whites are for cleaning. Throwing away egg yolks means that all bad things will turn yellow."

"In rural areas, marrying a wife doesn't make her a prostitute. People in the city break up with her. It's more polite to break up. If she becomes a prostitute, that's a bit ungrateful, but that's actually the case."

"Third, if you have many enemies, don't celebrate your birthday. Especially, when you celebrate your birthday, your shoes will be displayed in a row at home. Normally, your shoes will be displayed casually, but on your birthday, they will be displayed in a row. The toe of the shoe is facing the toe of the shoe, which is not good.”

"Because people say that one is the last stroke of life and the beginning of death. No matter what you do, you don't have to memorize it so much."

"Actually, from the perspective of modern natural science, these stories have no scientific basis at all. They are all people's yearning for a better life. Do you understand?"

he ask me.

I'm a little confused.

He raised his head and asked him in confusion, "Since there is no sentence, does it work? Why are you telling me this?"

I’m afraid it’s not a weasel that wishes the rooster a happy New Year, so how can he be kind?
Gu Yichen was angry and helpless, "Can you use your brain?"

Ok.

Thinking about it carefully, he really has no reason to kill me at the moment.

He needed me to be a human passport, and he bought me so many real estate properties one after another.

No matter how you look at it, this is not a prelude to my sacrifice. (End of chapter)