The sweet mourning beauty and the King of Hell are killing each other like crazy in the world

“I can’t sing the song, but I know the lyrics,” he said.

That's right, someone with a cold temperament like him may really not be able to sing and doesn't like to show his emotions.

"Then read it," I urged him.

"I scatter a handful of grains in my hand, and from then on I will be blessed with good luck." He paused, and then continued, "Isn't the hole in the toilet already filled? You can dig it out again, and dig it down more than ten centimeters deeper. , sprinkle the grain in it again, and that’s it.”

"You have to remember what I'm teaching you now, Momo." He was teaching me. "There may be some things that you will use in the future."

"Well, okay." As soon as I heard what he said, I quickly put away the stars in my eyes, took out my notebook, picked up the pen, and waited to take notes.

"There are rules for filling holes. If it is a tomb relocation, fill the holes at the original burial place of the ancestors, one radish at a time. After that, sprinkle some grains with skin on top, and then fill them up again. After filling, you can fill the holes again. After saying hello, sprinkle gasoline on the old and unused coffins outside and burn them.”

As soon as Gu Yichen finished speaking, my phone rang.

Gu Yichen also paused and looked at my phone.

I looked down and saw a call from Baozi's aunt Xuan Zhang.

Gu Yichen raised his thick black eyebrows, a smile flashed in his brown eyes, and motioned for me to answer the phone quickly.

Aunt Zhang called me, mainly to say that her husband, Uncle Zhang, and an uncle and cousin named Zhang Qing were also in trouble. They just saw me going to Zhang Ruifeng's house to deal with the issue of the hearse not leaving. , and saw that it was handled smoothly.

As soon as I found out that it was the person Aunt Zhang invited, I asked Aunt Zhang to help her take a look.

But before we could say anything, we were already gone.

In addition, Zhang Ruifeng's innocent affair was not over yet, and Zhang Qing was anxious, so he could only ask Aunt Zhang to call me first.

Zhang Qing's family works in greenhouses, and their lives have been very good these past few years. In addition, picking gardens have emerged in recent years, and some strawberries and other fruits have been planted.

Next to Zhang Qing's greenhouse is Jiao Zhicheng's land. He grows platycodon, which is a kind of medicinal material.

During the ripe strawberry picking season, some strawberry-picking guests were curious and dug up Jiao Zhicheng’s platycodons with various objects in their hands, such as keys.

Later, for those customers, he dug three roots today, and another customer would dig a few more tomorrow.

Half an acre of land was damaged in half a month.

Jiao Zhicheng said that Zhang Qing was responsible for causing harm to his platycodon field with so many people coming to his house to pick strawberries. If no one picks strawberries in Zhang Qing's greenhouse, no one digs his platycodon field.

And with so many people digging, who should Jiao Zhicheng look for? He dug five trees, he dug six.

Then the two of them quarreled in the village, and Jiao Zhicheng asked Zhou Qing to pay [-] yuan in compensation. However, not that much was actually lost.

Zhou Qing was unwilling to pay so much, so he only paid [-] yuan based on the normal valuation.

Jiao Zhicheng didn't want to, but the village chief persuaded him, so he stopped making trouble.

But Zhang Qing could see that Jiao Zhicheng didn't swallow that breath.

Usually when I meet Zhang Qing, I don't speak anymore and just curse.

Then a month later, Zhou Qing's family began to have all sorts of misfortunes.

The dozen or so cows raised at home got sick in turns, and one calf still died. He applied medicine to the strawberries, but the proportion of the medicine was wrong. A large shed of strawberries was burned to death by the medicine.

Zhang Qing's wife has been having headaches lately. She even sprained her ankle when she went out to the market. Zhang Qing himself sometimes gets into fights with shopping customers and veterinarians.

Then, Aunt Zhang asked me, saying that Zhang Qing suspected that Jiao Zhicheng was unconvinced and had found someone to cause trouble behind his back, and asked me if this was possible.

"Ask Jiao Zhicheng about his occupation." Gu Yichen seemed to have noticed it early and asked me to ask about Jiao Zhicheng's occupation.

I asked Aunt Zhang.

Aunt Zhang was there again for Zhang Qing.

Then Aunt Zhang replied to me and said that in addition to farming, Jiao Zhicheng also plays suona with the performing arts group. He usually goes to weddings and weddings and makes a lot of money.

"No wonder," Gu Yichen's eyes were meaningful, "Zhang Qing has provoked someone he shouldn't have provoked. Jiao Zhicheng must have known something. He must have held back the last breath he took while blowing the trumpet at the funeral. I held it in, and when I got to the door of Zhang Qing's house, I vomited it out towards the door of Zhang Qing's house."

When I heard what Gu Yichen said, I was really shocked.

"Then what should we do? Let Zhang Qing go to Jiao Zhicheng to plead for mercy, beg him to show his favor, and then pay more money?" I didn't think of a better solution. This kind of solution is in a village, especially if the land is adjacent. , it is better to communicate more, it is better to resolve enemies than to end them.

"To beg for mercy?" Gu Yichen rubbed my thin white wrist, "If begging for mercy works, it won't cause harm behind my back."

"Is there a better way?" I asked.

"Yes, I will edit the message now and send it to you right away. You can forward it to Aunt Zhang." Gu Yichen's hand opened the phone screen.

Soon I received a WeChat message from him: Ask Zhang Qing to quickly put two handfuls of large grains of salt inside the gate and stand two fresh eggs on the large grains of salt. After three days, those two eggs will be particularly smelly, and then Just bury the rotten eggs next to the three-way intersection.

I directly forwarded Gu Yichen's information to Aunt Zhang, and then Aunt Zhang transferred a thousand yuan to me. He also said a few polite words.

Then, I heard Gu Yichen say helplessly, "Momo, what I'm talking about is all practical experience. You must remember that after you learn it, it's all about eating. Do you remember?"

I heard him telling me like he was teaching a primary school student, and I became a little impatient, "Okay, I got it."

I didn't like to hear this at first, but he used my grandmother to induce me, saying that if I learn more skills, I might be able to use them when I save my grandmother in the future.

I nodded dizzily.

"Also, the salaries of Lao Hu and Zhang Haibin will change over time." He told me calmly.

"How?" I don't understand.

After I asked, there was a slight fluctuation in Gu Yichen's eyes. It seemed that I was not useless in his eyes.

But he didn't answer me immediately, but paused.

His hand made a few random strokes on his phone. After a moment, he looked at me and said, "Look at KPIs, so you'd better design an effective performance appraisal system during this period."

"It's just the two of them, is it necessary?" I don't know if Gu Yichen is thinking about this. Is he thinking too much?

"Do not suffer from widowhood but suffer from inequity."

Before I could express the questions in my mind, he stood up and said, "I'll give you ten days to prepare well. If you have an idea, you can discuss it with me at any time."

As he walked past me, he turned his head and looked at me. His voice was low but gentle, "I suggest you come up with an idea early, because I feel that there are not enough people now and I want to find a few more helpers."