half-baked life

"He'er, tell me the truth. It's fine. Why do you need a physical examination? Don't tell me that it's cheap and discounted. For this reason, it's fine for you to fool grandma, but don't try to fool me."

During dinner that night, Jiang He pretended to be casual and mentioned that he would take time this week for the family of three to go for a physical examination.

"I grabbed a very cheap physical examination package in the live broadcast room. It will expire soon. Don't waste it."

Jiang He felt that this reason was quite sufficient. Sure enough, his grandma only said a few words about "spending money blindly again" before agreeing. Jiang Xiaoping remained silent. She took a sip of soup and nodded lightly under Jiang He's expectant eyes. nod.

What's terrible is that Jiang He was not happy for a while.

The three of them had finished eating, and as soon as Grandma went out for a walk with her new old sisters to eat, Jiang Xiaoping cornered Jiang He in the kitchen and began to "interrogate" her.

"There is no 'why' in the physical examination. Just...for health? Really, what a big deal. Mom, you are too sensitive."

Jiang He pretended to be calm and closed the dishwasher, intending to get out, but Jiang Xiaoping refused to give in and blocked the kitchen door tightly.

"Is it my grandma's body..." Jiang Xiaoping's guess went very wrong. Jiang He quickly waved to her mother, "No, no, what are you talking about!"

"That's me." Jiang Xiaoping pursed her lips hard and pushed herself up from the door frame.

"I knew it..." Jiang He could only hear the first half of her mother's low sigh.

The rare exposure of vulnerability made Jiang Xiaoping feel a lot of pain, but it only passed by in a flash. She regained her energy, raised her head slightly and looked at Jiang He, "Tell me, what disease do I have? Just tell me, your mother, I I can handle it.”

"...menopausal syndrome?" Jiang Xiaoping repeated hesitantly.

"Not necessarily, it's just a possibility." Jiang He paid close attention to her mother's expression and explained nervously.

Jiang He had already checked on the Internet. Many people who had been diagnosed with menopausal syndrome were unwilling to admit that they had entered menopause. They would rather believe that it was a misdiagnosis by doctors.

After all, menopause means aging and the dissolution of femininity. Jiang Xiaoping has always looked much younger and more beautiful than her peers. It will definitely be more difficult for her to admit aging.

"Ouch, it turns out it's menopause, I thought I was going to die!"

But Jiang Xiaoping's reaction was completely different from what Jiang He had expected. Jiang He watched in surprise as her mother let out a long sigh of relief.

"He'er, you don't know. I've been thinking that there's something seriously wrong with my body during this period. It's either my heart that's not working, it's depression that's somatic, or it's ALS... I'm telling you, I've been half a Yue, when I first got up in the morning, my finger joints were stiff and very painful."

Jiang Xiaoping had obviously been holding back for a long time, and now that she had spoken out, she poured out all her inner thoughts to Jiang He.

"I secretly registered a psychologist's account online some time ago, and I'm going to have a look in two days."

"...You didn't feel well, why didn't you tell me!"

When Jiang He heard this, he immediately took Jiang Xiaoping's hands and examined them carefully. The problem was that her eyes were not X-rays and could not see through the flesh, so naturally there was nothing special about them.

"You can really keep your composure!" Jiang He endured it again and again, but finally couldn't hold it back and complained angrily.

"I'm not afraid that you'll be worried. Besides, my grandma hasn't been here for a long time... By the way, you went for a follow-up checkup today, right? How's the situation going?"

After all, Jiang is still old and hot. Jiang Xiaoping shifted the focus of the discussion to Jiang He in just two or three sentences.

"...It's pretty good." Jiang He calmly let go of her mother's hand, rubbed oil on her soles and tried to slip away.

"Bring it here!" Jiang Xiaoping narrowed her eyes and stretched out her right hand towards Jiang He.

Jiang He pretended to be dumbfounded, stretched his neck, put his chin on the palm of her mother's hand, and smiled flatteringly at Jiang Xiaoping with his eyes bent.

"Stop here, bring me the medical records!"

Jiang Xiaoping was unmoved at all. She pinched Jiang He's chin with a smile on her face, but her voice was full of threats, "If you don't give it, I will ask Gu Xia now. You know the consequences."

Before Jiang He went to college, Jiang Xiaoping basically treated her like a free rein. It didn't matter what she did. She didn't even have access control. When she was in high school, she could spend the night outside. In the eyes of outsiders, she was considered "the freedom given by her mother." fire".

But in fact, Jiang Xiaoping has always drawn the red line very clearly. Once Jiang He touches it, he will never tolerate it.

And now Jiang He is trying to conceal his re-examination results. It is not as simple as "hitting the red line", it is simply a naked provocation!

"You...you're still hiding it from me...and my grandma is here!" Jiang He grabbed the medical record and was still "struggling to his death."

"When the time comes, you can join forces with me to teach me a lesson." Jiang Xiaoping's words left Jiang He speechless.

Jiang Xiaoping finally got the medical record, and what was even more troublesome was that she could actually understand it.

It happened that Liang Xiujing also came back from a walk. As soon as the two of them had a rest, they decided that one would sing "Red Face" and the other would sing "Red Face".

After half an hour's conversation, Jiang He seemed to have become a "family sinner" and wanted to "repent of his crimes" with his head in his hands.

"If I had known you would dive in like this, I would never have dragged you into this bathing aid!" Jiang Xiaoping truly regretted it.

"There is no turning back when I shoot my bow. Anyway, I will definitely get on with Jie Ping's assistance in bathing... Whether it will work or not, let's decide."

It has been almost two weeks since Zhang Jiefang moved out. Although she is still doing the work she should do, Jiang He always feels that her enthusiasm has dropped a lot.

She also took two days off last week, which she had never done before. She said that Lao Zhu was not feeling well and had to go to the hospital with her. Jiang He naturally agreed. After all, no one wanted to do this.

But why did Zhu Qiwu start to get sick just after he lived with Zhang Jiefang? Isn't it a bit too much of a coincidence? Or……

Jiang He pinched his eyebrows and urgently stopped his thoughts that were about to go astray.

"Maybe it's just a coincidence." She comforted herself in her heart.

The menopause clinic is only open on Wednesdays. The doctor is very experienced and covers both physical health and mental health. Jiang Xiaoping found out after a thorough examination that there were no major problems but many minor problems. The more serious one was menopausal arthritis.

"We have to wait for other tests to be done before we can determine whether hormone treatment is needed. For now, it is not necessary for the time being. After all, hormone treatment also has its drawbacks."

The doctor is a 40+ woman with short ear-length hair. She looks very capable, but her voice is very gentle. "Menopause is a necessary stage for every woman, just like puberty. The most important thing is to take calcium supplements and exercise appropriately. It’s still a state of mind, don’t resist it, accept it naturally, rest when you are tired, cry when you feel uncomfortable, wear less when you have hot flashes, massage more when your fingers are stiff, don’t let it go.”

"To put it bluntly, this is also 'talk therapy'."

Jiang Xiaoping sighed as soon as she left the clinic. When she returned home, she waved her medical record and loudly announced to Liang Xiujing, "I'm menopausal. Please pay more attention to me from now on, okay?"

"What's going on? You want to dominate the family, right?"

However, Liang Xiujing was not used to her at all, "As if it has never been updated, from today on, you will go to the square with me every morning to practice Tai Chi."

"If you have time in the afternoon, you can practice Pilates again. I've already signed up for you." Jiang He shook his phone at Jiang Xiaoping.

"What the doctor said was 'appropriate exercise'. Are you asking me to prepare for the Olympics?"

Jiang Xiaoping immediately retorted, "Besides, I have Tai Chi in the morning and Pilates in the afternoon, so how can I still have time to help with bathing? The staff is already unstable right now."

"You don't have to worry about this. I'm the 'mainstay' here! Don't worry, the New York Stock Exchange will definitely call you when the bell rings."

After Jiang He said this, he raised his eyebrows at Jiang Xiaoping. Jiang Xiaoping snorted and stretched out her right hand towards Jiang He. Jiang He slapped it directly, and then the two of them clasped their hands and turned to look at Liang Xiujing. Liang Xiujing also raised the phone in a tacit understanding. She leaned back slightly and did not forget to give instructions to the two of them.

"The two bosses are leaning towards the middle... Hey, that's right, let's shout 'eggplant' together!"

After Liang Xiujing took the photo, she didn't forget to show it to them, "How about you two bosses? Isn't the photo good?"

"General." Jiang Xiaoping, who was holding Liang Xiujing's left arm, touched her chin and said.

"That's okay." Jiang He, whose chin rested on Liang Xiujing's right shoulder, flicked his tongue and said.

Liang Xiujing slapped the two of them with her elbows expressionlessly. As soon as she cursed the word "go away", she was run over by the laughter of the three of them.

"Hello, hello, this is Jie Ping bathing... I'm sorry, I've told you everything I know many times... I don't have time, goodbye!"

As soon as Jiang He hung up the phone, he immediately blocked the number just now.

As soon as Qian Zihan's use and abuse of Tao Lele was exposed, it caused a lot of discussion on the Internet. Qian Zihan was detained. Tao Lele's parents didn't know anything about it. The media simply came to interview Jiang He. For more details and information,
  Jiang He was very cooperative at the beginning, but she actually had some selfish motives, thinking that no matter what, she could always give "Jieping Bathing Assistant" more exposure.

But the development of things gradually went astray, just like poking a hornet's nest, with serious and unscrupulous media platforms and even private accounts calling and sending her endless messages.

The questions he asked were getting more and more ridiculous. Each one of them didn't even have the most basic professional qualities. They actually asked Jiang He, "Do you think Qian Zihan planned to take advantage of Tao Lele's condition from the beginning, or did he suddenly Did you come up with this idea?"

"...How do I know?" Jiang He was speechless. She was not the roundworm in Qian Zihan's belly!
  That's all. What's even more outrageous is that there are actually many fans of "Beloved Xiao Tao" who went to Jieping Zhuyu's account to curse.

His speaking skills were still pretty much the same, as if he had been trained in the same way. He kept saying over and over again that Qian Zihan was "so innocent." The reason why things happened was because he had a conflict of interest with Jieping Zhuyu, and he was completely framed. .

They completely ignored Tao Lele's poor condition and insisted that Qian Zihan was deeply affectionate for her. They also took a picture taken from an unknown third-rate journal and said that bedsores in a vegetative state were serious and even maggots. "It's not exactly nursing." Due to misconduct".

"Mr. Jiang, do you really need to delete these comments? They are so ugly!"

Xu Qingmo was a little worried. She was an intern at SUM. When Gu Xia went to Liang Zhenying's place to help with bathing, she was responsible for the lighting.

She is now a new media specialist in the SUM brand department and one of Lin Xiaoya's subordinates.

"It doesn't matter, there are "passers-by" to help explain. It's good to be lively. The number of fans on my account has increased much faster recently."

Jiang He has been working on marketing strategies for 10 years and has a very good grasp of the scale of public opinion, but she really doesn't understand the fan circle.

"Are these people really fans? Or are they just trolls hired by Qian Zihan?"

Jiang He always felt that it was impossible for an adult with normal empathy and logical thinking to truly believe those words.

"I think... half and half, they should be Qian Zihan's 'only fans', or more accurately, 'Dream Girl fans.'" Xu Qingmo explained.

"'Dream Girl Fan'? What is that?"

When Xu Qingmo discovered that Jiang He really didn't know, his eyes lit up, and he enthusiastically started to "popularize science" with Jiang He. The complex structure and ecology made Jiang He stunned for a while.

Of course Jiang He also has her favorite celebrities and actors, but she is just a "passerby fan" who doesn't spend much money. She has not even touched the outermost gate of the fan circle. She is incomparable with Xu Qingmo, who has been "immersed" in it for many years. .

"...Who were you a fan of at that time?" When Xu Qingmo talked about how she was a station girl when she was studying, and she only slept four and a half hours in three days to chase idols, Jiang He immediately asked curiously. road.

"Don't mention it, it collapsed a long time ago." Xu Qingmo sighed angrily.

But she quickly cheered up, put on a flattering smile on her face, and approached Jiang He, "Mr. Jiang, you see, I have been a station lady, Wu Neng organized and planned photography and retouching, Wen Neng Rainbow Pit Girl" I have a lot of control over essay writing, and I also have a pretty good sense of internet...right?"

"Well, it's really good." Jiang He couldn't understand why Xu Qingmo suddenly boasted, but she really felt that what she said was right, and nodded in agreement.

"I heard that you still need an assistant. What do you think... of me?"

Jiang He looked past Xu Qingmo and landed on Lin Xiaoya, who immediately distanced herself from the relationship.

"I didn't say anything. She saw your previous cases on the Internet and was so impressed that she dreamed of becoming your 'disciple' every day."

Xu Qingmo immediately nodded in cooperation, like a bobblehead doll, and Jiang He even envied the health of her cervical spine for a moment.

"Are you sure? I can't give you Boss Gu such a high salary."

Xu Qingmo obviously hadn't thought about this and started struggling instantly.

"Don't be afraid, your salary will still be SUM, so just think of it as going to Mr. Jiang's place for 'further study'."

Gu Xia's voice came from the corridor behind him, "I'll give you a year, you have to learn something real and come back."

"Mr. Gu, what about me?"

Lin Xiaoya immediately raised her hand after hearing this, "Can I also follow you to 'further study'? I think my ability still needs to be further improved."

"What are you causing trouble with?" Jiang He didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

"Let's go, let's go. If you stay for two more minutes, it won't be a matter of 'poaching'. The 'wall' I finally built will collapse."

Gu Xia hugged Jiang He and walked out to prevent the loss of SUM's talents from the source.

"I didn't 'dig' it. Even if it collapses, it's not up to me!" Jiang He resolutely refused to be "taken off the blame" and immediately retorted.

"Mr. Jiang, I will report on time tomorrow!" Xu Qingmo looked at the backs of the two people and shouted loudly.

She stood by the door until the two of them were completely out of sight, then she sat back at her workstation contentedly.

"Listen to my sister's advice and drink less." Lin Xiaoya sighed quietly and advised in the tone of an experienced person.

Lin Xiaoya has finally figured it out. This knock on CP really shouldn't be too sincere.

After all, she had witnessed Jiang He's last relationship collapse in front of her without any warning. The scene was so thrilling, thrilling, shocking, and even sadder than breaking up on her own.

"Mr. Lin, I'm not just taking CP, this is also related to my career!"

Xu Qingmo opened Xiaohongshu as she spoke, logged into her account, "Have you fallen in love today, boss?" and began to write the scene that just happened.

This account was registered by Xu Qingmo on the day he joined the company. It was originally called "Boss, are you being cool today?"

After all, she came to SUM for an internship partly because the benefits and benefits were pretty good, and partly because the boss was handsome and cool.

In fact, she didn't run a special "Boss, are you looking cool today?" She just secretly took two photos of Gu Xia every now and then and posted them online. Of course, they were hiding her face. At the beginning, the number of likes was mostly single digits. Suddenly one day.

A post I posted half a month ago went viral and even made it onto the hot list, #boys’ dressing mistakes collection#, and was naturally discovered by SUM.

Li Mingchu was about to fire her off at that time. Xu Qingmo didn't know that he wanted compensation, but Li Mingchu just made her laugh out loud.