half-baked life

Chapter 142 Mom, I registered with Jiang He.

"Yes, I want my status!" With his grandma's support, Gu Xia straightened up straighter. He nodded vigorously at Jiang He in a serious manner.

"Why are you making trouble here!" Jiang He nodded at Gu Xia in warning. Gu Xia, who had just stood up, immediately withered and drooped his head.

"What are you doing? How dare you bully Xiaoxia like this in front of me!"

Upon seeing this, Liang Xiujing slapped Jiang He on the back of his hand, completely forgetting that ten minutes ago, she had begged Jiang He for forgiveness in tears, but Jiang He couldn't even mention it now. He was like a dumb man eating coptis. .

"That's right, Jiang He bullies me all day just because I like her. Grandma, you have to make the decision for me!"

Gu Xia immediately climbed along the pole, and her burly body pretended to be weak and leaned on Liang Xiujing's shoulder, just like a "big roc lover", which made Jiang He furious.

She raised her eyebrows and sneered, and was about to speak when she suddenly discovered that a button on Gu Xia's shirt had been loosened at some point. The red marks on his chest and collarbone were clearly exposed, and even half a tooth mark could be vaguely seen. .

Jiang He only glanced at it and immediately looked away feeling guilty and short of breath. As a coincidence, he happened to bump into Jiang Xiaoping's.

Just when Jiang Xiaoping opened her mouth to speak, Jiang He grabbed Gu Xia's lapel, dragged him into the house, and at the same time closed the entrance door with his backhand.

"...I won't see you off." Jiang He shouted loudly without even letting go of his hands,
"He'er, please talk to Xiaoxia carefully and don't just..."

"Okay, Mom, let them solve the young people's problems by themselves. He'er knows what's going on."

Jiang He vaguely heard Jiang Xiaoping trying to persuade his grandma. Liang Xiujing obviously wanted to say something more, but in the end she let Jiang Xiaoping pull her away.

After confirming that the two of them had really left, Jiang He's tense nerves immediately relaxed a lot.

After all, the two "big Buddhas" were gone, leaving Gu Xia alone, which was much easier to "deal with".

"What would you like to drink?" Jiang He let go of Gu Xia as if nothing had happened, and opened the refrigerator next to her. After seeing the empty refrigerator, she remembered that she hadn't lived here for almost a year.

Jiang He immediately slammed the refrigerator door, pretending to be calm and quickly walked to the island, "...Water, can you?"

"I'm not thirsty. Jiang He, I came here to tell you that I don't agree to break up." Since Gu Xia was dragged into the room by Jiang He, his eyes have been firmly glued to her body.

"Gu Xia, I broke up to give you a chance." Jiang He took half a glass of water, lowered his eyes and took a sip, quietly avoiding Gu Xia's sight.

"I am already 33 years old, and my future partners will only be those who intend to marry me. Do you plan to marry me?"

Jiang He used his usual negotiation skills in the workplace and raised his eyes to look at Gu Xia at the right time.

Sure enough, Gu Xia's eyes instantly dodge.

This was Jiang He's expected reaction.

For Gu Xia, getting married is probably something she won't consider in the next 10 years, or even the next 20 years.

A man like him will never step into the "grave of love" easily.

Jiang He should have been secretly proud of "defeating the enemy with one move" this time, but in fact, a subtle sadness overflowed in his heart, just like a sharp fish bone stuck in his throat.

She subconsciously reached out to touch her pocket, but couldn't find the cigarette. She could only purse her lips hard and smile at Gu Xia, "So, I don't want to waste each other's time anymore. As for what happened last night... …We are all adults, we are willing to do what we want, and no one needs to be responsible for the other, right?”

After Jiang He finished speaking, she raised her head and poured the remaining water into her mouth. Just when she signaled that Gu Xia could leave at any time, Gu Xia, who had been silent, suddenly spoke.

"What if I said, I can marry you?"

Gu Xia took out the household registration book and ID card from his trouser pocket as he spoke, "If you are willing, let's register now."

"...I...I'm not kidding you." Jiang He swallowed the water in her mouth with difficulty. She frowned and unexpectedly found that the direction of things began to deviate from her expectations.

"Me neither. Jiang He, I can prove it to you."

Gu Xia's desperate look set off alarm bells in Jiang He. He took out his phone and poked it a few times quickly, and Xia Yun's voice came out from the speaker.

"Mom, I registered with Jiang He." Gu Xia put the phone to her mouth, looked into Jiang He's eyes, and said every word.

"What nonsense are you talking about here!" Jiang He's mind exploded with a bang. She gritted her teeth and stepped forward, trying to grab Gu Xia's phone.

Unfortunately, Gu Xia had long arms and legs, and was extremely strong. Not only did Jiang He fail, but Gu Xia grabbed his waist and was trapped in his arms, unable to run away.

"Registered? You two... No, when... did this happen? Why did you kid... Lao Gu? Lao Gu! Something big happened!"

Xia Yun's figure was no longer visible on the screen of the mobile phone. She could only vaguely see the shaking walls and floors around her. Gu Jianhui's voice came from a distance, "What's wrong? Is there a rat again? This last one I just caught him in Yue! It’s okay. When I close the stall in the evening, I’ll tell Old Wei..."

"It's not Mouse! It's Gu Xia! Gu Xia said he registered with Jiang He!"

Xia Yun shouted so loudly that she almost broke her voice. Gu Jianhui didn't reply for a long time, but there was the sound of many things falling to the ground in the distance. Gu Xia smiled and leaned into Jiang He's ear, "My dad must be skewering the meat." The plate was knocked over."

"...Gu Xia, do you still know some etiquette?" In less than half a minute, Gu Jianhui's face squeezed into the phone screen with difficulty. He was obviously very angry, his dark face turned dark red, and his nostrils were all red. Two circles bigger.

"Jiang He really spoils you! What a smart girl, you actually let you, a brat, fool you into registering when you say you want to register! Your mother and I have never even visited someone else's home. The house and the betrothal gift are all , Nothing to talk about!" "It's too late to talk, I believe you." Gu Xia said to Gu Jianhui with a playful smile, but kept looking at Jiang He.

"...then...then let's hurry up...well, Jiang He, is it convenient for your mother and your grandma? Let's go over now and not disturb them, right?"

As soon as Gu Jianhui's rough voice reached Jiang He, he immediately picked up.

"Don't bother, it just so happens that today is Aunt Xiaoping's...ah!" Jiang He couldn't listen anymore and hit Gu Xia's stomach with his elbow.

"What are you screaming for all of a sudden? It's like killing a pig!" Gu Jianhui was thinking seriously about what gifts to bring and what to say when meeting his in-laws. He was so frightened by Gu Xia's voice that he almost stopped holding his cell phone.

Jiang He finally snatched the phone away, but in his heart he longed to put it back into Gu Xia's hand. Her panic-stricken brain suddenly recognized the description of "hot potato" as strongly as ever before.

"Haha, Brother Gu and Sister Yun, it's... it's like this, Gu Xia..."

"Jiang He, you've already registered with Gu Xia, why are you still calling me 'sister'? Calling me like that will mess up our generational hierarchy. You have to change..."

Before Xia Yun finished speaking, she stopped suddenly because Gu Jianhui next to her was reminding her in a low voice, "What are you going to change! We haven't paid Jiang He the money for the change!"

"Ah! Yes, yes... Ouch, my mind is so messed up now... I can't even speak out of tune, it's all thanks to Gu Xia!"

Xia Yun said and glared at Gu Xia again. Although she was separated from the screen, the lethality was still the same. Gu Xia subconsciously shrank her neck.

"Jiang He, I'm so... so sorry. Gu Xia is just a child who hasn't grown up. He has one idea after another. You, your mom and your grandma, please be patient! Take the marriage certificate for example. His dad and I really didn't know anything about it. This... We haven't even met your mom and your grandma, and we've become a family. This is really..."

"Sister Yun, Gu Xia is joking with you. We don't have a certificate." Jiang He finally caught a chance and hurriedly made it clear.

"I want to take it, but Jiang He doesn't agree!" Gu Xia immediately added in a loud voice after hearing this.

"Nothing is prepared, why did Jiang He agree? Marriage is a big deal, you think it's just a child playing house!"

Xia Yun scolded Gu Xia out of curiosity, then turned around and called "Jiang He" again, but her voice suddenly became gentle.

Gu Xia finally understood that in the eyes of his parents, Jiang He's status was not a little higher than his own son.

"Jiang He, do you think this is good? In two days, your brother Gu and I will go to see your mother and your grandma. In fact, we both said we were going before, but Gu Xiafei stopped us and said it was my grandma's body. It hasn’t recovered yet, don’t let us go over and cause trouble.”

"Okay, Sister Yun, let's see when it's convenient for you and Brother Gu. Grandma has always said she wants to meet you!"

Jiang He had the courage to socialize with Xia Yun and Gu Jianhui, but finally hung up the video, and her face almost froze with laughter.

"As I said, my parents like you very much. They think you are the guiding light that guides me on the right path. As for you being with me, it's just a matter of being obsessed with me, and the word "sex" is a knife in your head. '...These are my mother's exact words."

Gu Xia held Jiang He's face with a playful smile, gently rubbed it for a while to help her relax, and then she hugged the person and walked out.

"I've already made an appointment with a stylist. I can definitely get it done in two hours. I'll definitely be able to make it in time for the certification today."

"...Actually, I'm not that anxious about getting married." Jiang He calmly tried to break away from Gu Xia, and when he was about to succeed, Gu Xia imprisoned him between his arms again. .

"Jiang He, you're scared." Gu Xia affirmed, looking down at Jiang He's eyes.

"Ha!" Jiang He sneered sarcastically. He looked very tough, but as soon as he opened his mouth, he immediately softened. "If I admit that I'm scared, can you calm down a little?"

"Of course! Not only can I calm down, but I also very considerately provide you with two options. One is to register your marriage with me now, right away; the other is, you don't have to register. , then you have to continue to date me, a real relationship is not a casual one!"

"...Is there no other choice?" Jiang He was still "struggling to his death."

Gu Xia shook her head vigorously. He held Jiang He's face and slowly approached her, until the tip of his nose almost touched hers.

"Jiang He, you don't seem to understand the situation yet, but it doesn't matter. I can tell you clearly that it's me, Gu Xia, who relies on you. Don't think you can scare me away with 'marriage', let alone hope Use some lame excuses and reasons to dismiss me casually. I'm not the kind of person who can't accept a breakup and insists on forcing it. I just can't accept your being so casual, so dismissive, so... so blasphemous to our feelings. "

"...I'm sorry, I...I..." Looking at Gu Xia's dog eyes full of sincerity and love, Jiang He was instantly ashamed. Thinking of the whole reason of what she did last night, she wanted to go to court. He spat twice on his face.

After being "bullied", he turned around and "bullied" Gu Xia. How despicable!
"I know."

Jiang He suddenly raised his head when he heard this. Fortunately, Gu Xia dodged in time and didn't hit his nose.

"You...how did you know?"

"I can guess that you were obviously not in the right mood yesterday. You must have suffered a lot of grievances. In fact... you can tell me everything."

Gu Xia's eyes were full of tenderness and pity at this moment. Jiang He looked at her and couldn't help but step up and kiss her. His thick eyelashes brushed against her lips in panic, making Jiang He couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth.

Gu Xia blinked and looked at Jiang He, and laughed too. He spread his arms, hugged her tightly in relief, and whispered in her ear like a baby.

"I have thought about it. If you still insist on breaking up, then I will go to my grandma and cry every day, saying that you always give up, are irresponsible, vent your emotions, and run away when you fall asleep. What will you do then? "

"Boss Gu, don't you think it's... embarrassing and childish to do this?" Jiang He also stretched out his arms to hug Gu Xia tightly and asked with a smile.

"I think so." Gu Xia nodded seriously and tapped Jiang He's shoulder twice with his chin, "But I'm not afraid of embarrassment, as long as it works."