How to survive in poverty: I use a simulator to farm

Chapter 84 His hemorrhoids happened again

Chen Feiyan knew very early that good health is the most important thing in a person's life.

She also understands very well that only when people live healthy can the world become meaningful.

Food and beauty, as well as fame and fortune, are actually the goals that many people pursue.

However, the prerequisite for obtaining these things is a good body.

Chen Feiyan had long known from the life simulator that the backbone of the family, her current husband, Chen Yixuan, had suffered a lot of physical deficits due to long-term fatigue.

The vitality of his body was too damaged, and she had to help him repair it as soon as possible.

He needs to eat meat.Need to add a lot of protein.

So, Chen Feiyan took Chen Yixuan and cleaned up the internal organs of the two pigs.

Pig intestines and lungs are a bit troublesome to deal with.But Chen Feiyan still asked Chen Yixuan to take his sons and wash them carefully by the river.

In ancient times, after two or three sievings, the wheat flour with the hull removed became gray flour.As for the white flour, it must pass through seven or eight sieves.The flour will be white only if the flour is sifted very finely and all the wheat bran and impurities are dried out.

Therefore, ancient landowners believed that white flour was the top refined grain.Buying a pound of it will cost dozens of pennies.Rich people in the countryside don't eat this often.

Flour is very precious. In ancient times, there would never be an insane person who would use precious grains to clean pig intestines and small intestines.

They won't throw away the greasy fat in the pig's intestines.

Even though they know that this thing is stinky, they just can't bear to throw it away.

Use it directly to extract oil, or cook it directly and eat it. It is also a good food to moisten the intestines.

Chen Yixuan squatted by the river and used a wooden stick to poke out all the feces in the pig's small intestine and large intestine. He then washed it three times with plant ash prepared in advance.

It felt like everything was clean inside and there was no smell anymore, so he started cleaning the pig lungs.

Pig lungs need to be filled with water repeatedly and then scrubbed with plant ash.

A total of more than [-] kilograms of pigs were put into the water, and Chen Yixuan and his sons washed them for half an hour.

After returning, Chen Yixuan cut the pig intestines, heart and lungs under the command of Chen Feiyan.

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Chen Feiyan's house is open to fire every day.

Eat pork every day.

Even though pig intestines smell stinky, they still smell good when cooked.

However, in the eyes of villagers who have not had a bite of meat for many years, cooked pig intestines smell and smell.

Greedy!

They now dream that they have eaten a bite of pork.

Chen Dazhu's house is still too close to where Chen Feiyan's family lives.

Every morning, noon, and night, whenever Chen Feiyan stews meat at home, the whole family can smell it.

They really wanted to come over and take advantage, but they knew in their hearts that they couldn't take advantage at all.

Everyone in Chen Yixuan's big family is stingy.

Chen Dazhu's family also rented [-] acres of land from landlord Zhang Da this year. The weather has been good this year and the harvest has been bumper. Their family is not short of whole grains for the time being.

However, other people eat meat every day, and their family eats braised noodles made from gray flour with wheat bran every day. They are still quite unbalanced.

"You think, how come his family's life is so good?"

"They haven't even celebrated the New Year yet, and they are already eating meat..."

Chen Deli was silent when he heard his father talking.He had long been convinced that his wife was pregnant with his son. When he thought of eating meat, he swallowed subconsciously.

Soon, he seemed to have thought of something and said it to his father.

"Dad~, last time our family held a banquet, didn't you take some money and tell the neighbor next door that you wanted to buy that pig?"

"Dad, you are already asking to buy a pig. You must have more than one or two taels of money on your hands. Dad, how about you be more generous and go to the next door house now and buy two kilograms of fresh meat? My son wants to eat it. …”

Chen Dazhu originally wanted to get angry.

But when he turned around, he saw that his son's daughter-in-law's belly... seemed to have grown a little bigger. It seemed that his grandson really was in it. He thought about it, then grimaced and talked to his two sons. Told the truth.

"Hey...you don't know the difficulties we have as parents!"

"Our family went to the next door with two taels of silver, saying that we wanted to buy his pig. In fact, our two taels of silver were all fake. It was not made of silver, but made of iron and tin! In just a few days, it It’s already changed color… It’s not worth much.”

Chen Deli was stunned when he heard this.

"Dad~, did you want to use that fake money to defraud their family of a pig?"

Chen Dazhu nodded.

"That's right! One of your cousins ​​taught me this trick!"

Seeing the confused expressions on both his sons, Chen Dazhu said with a smile: "That cousin of yours has hugged you before! When he was young, he liked to cheat everywhere. The one who cheated money and sex. Kind of. The most capable person!"

"At the beginning, we all thought he would die outside. Who knew that there really are stupid women in this world who like to support men!"

"Ever since your cousin found that stupid woman, he ate well and drank spicy food at home every day. If he didn't do anything, someone would feed him. The stupid woman was working everywhere by herself, and she was exhausted. Later, your cousin I don’t have a good life..."

Hearing this, Chen Deli frowned.

"Dad~, I know who you are talking about!"

"But his wife was obviously sold to a brothel in the county town. Later, I heard someone say that within a few years of her being there, she got huge sores all over her body and died! How did she end up working everywhere?"

Chen Dazhu frowned and said impatiently: "You are talking about a niece from her mother's family who was introduced to him by his mother when she was still alive. He disliked the girl's average appearance, so not long after they got married, he coaxed her to the county seat. , and sold it to a brothel in the county town. What I'm telling you is that he deceived an only daughter who ran an oil shop in the county town..."

...Chen Yuan, who was sitting by and slowly embroidering, saw the men at home talking about the past events of a cousin in her family, and they were beaming with joy. She couldn't help but thought to herself: "What a dirty and evil world!"

Really unable to listen anymore, Chen Yuan suddenly stretched out his hand, slapped the kang table hard, and said loudly: "Dad~, your eldest grandson just told me that he wants to eat fried pig intestines!"

When Chen Dazhu heard this, he was stupid again.

The eldest grandson hasn’t been born yet, so why does his taste become so strong?
Of course, he never thought that his daughter-in-law wanted to eat it herself.

In his opinion, his daughter-in-law used to be a practicing nun.As a monk, you don't lie.

If it weren't for the son in her belly who wanted to eat this and that, she, a nun who has been a vegetarian all year round, would probably never be contaminated with meat in her life.

Chen Dazhu and his wife gave birth to more than a dozen children in his life.But the family only supports two.

After waiting for many years, he married a wife when his son was almost old. After having a son, he now has a bright face.

The eldest grandson wants to eat stir-fried pork intestines. As a grandfather, he will satisfy him no matter what.

In order to get the meat, Chen Dazhu took the two taels of fake silver and went to Chen Feiyan's house.

Unexpectedly, halfway through, the hemorrhoids he had suffered for decades suddenly broke out.

He felt his stomach growl a few times, and after a while, he farted more than a dozen times.

The result was unexpected. After the loud fart came out, his pants were immediately soaked with wet blood.

Chen Dazhu felt bad, so he reached out and touched the back of his buttocks. He looked at it in front of his eyes and immediately saw a bright red blood.

He was so frightened that he fainted immediately.He also fell in front of the gate of Chen Feiyan's courtyard.

(End of this chapter)