God of Creation

"Ah...!" Zhengfeng didn't dare to get out of the way, so he had to resist, grinning his teeth with a scream, uh, women are so cruel, they almost broke their insteps!

At this time, there were a small number of passers-by on the road, gloating and pointing and talking in low voices. 【】

"Well, that kid must be in two boats. He just broke up with his little lover, and his big lover went crazy. How stupid, how can he get two women together and crash into a car? You're just looking for fun!"

"Uh, this plump woman with a great figure and a black veil looks so ugly. The little girl just now is really young, juicy and beautiful. This guy must be a carrot and cabbage. He wants to eat it. He's so powerful!"

Zhengfeng was going crazy when he heard it, and he glared fiercely at those who were chatting about good things, and limped after him, thinking for a while to transmit the voice to the four elders who followed far behind: "Everyone, please find me at will first." Let's play around here, I have something to talk to your palace master, I will contact you later!"

Zhengfeng speeded up to chase after him, and when he saw a chance, he suddenly dodged and hugged the woman, and suddenly got into the green grass beside him.

The four elders looked at each other, hesitated for a while, and obeyed. Don't worry about the safety of the hall master, and they can handle the relationship problems by themselves. They really started the first time the country bumpkins entered the city, looking around for the scenery on the road. I haven't been to a big city in years.

"Let go of me, you bastard!" Meili struggled violently, beating someone with her fists like raindrops.

Zhengfeng felt a little pain, but how could he let go, out of the corner of his eye, he glanced at the grass beside him, he hugged the woman and spun around, then fell lightly on the grass underneath, turned over again and pressed the woman under him.

"Sister Meili, I didn't seduce the little girl!" Someone put his mouth next to Meili's ear and whispered.

"That means that Lulu seduced you!" The woman said angrily, because the two of them got closer, and the beating changed to pinching the man's ribs.

"No, I didn't seduce me either!" Someone said with a grimace, it was really Lulu who took the initiative, but it's hard to say, she has to take care of Xiao Nizi anyway, but she is bearing the pain under her ribs. The ravages of a woman, dare not stop and let her vent.

"Is it right? Then what's the matter with me? We are masters and apprentices, no matter what, you have to make a decision today, you can only choose one of the two of us!" The woman shouted bitterly.

"Uh, Sister Meili, if you have something to say, please say it well, don't yell, it's not good for people to hear!" Zhengfeng woman's excited voice was not small, and her face was dark and depressed.

"Why, you still know how to be ashamed, so you still eat it in a bowl or a pot, and our master and apprentice will not let any one go, so I am shameless?" Women are even more angry.

"Uh, um, listen to me, Lulu and I met in this way... You said I didn't seduce her, and she can't be seduced me, right? It's ugly, it's just the beginning of love, isn't it? You say I can't just refuse directly with cruelty, what a shock, her heart is still immature and weak!" Zhengfeng had no choice but to explain the whole situation with Lulu, of course, some key points were vague, and what should be said , What should not be said cannot be said, and in the end it is to excuse and defend both parties.

The woman kept pinching the little man's hand while listening, and then slowly stopped, until someone fell silent after speaking, thinking about it, this enemy is obviously hiding a little bit, but she also talked a lot after listening. Yes, I really can't say that I took the initiative to tease the little girl, but it was half-hearted, and I couldn't help but eat the apprentice because of the lust and affection of the little enemy, which is considered merciful.

Hey, it's normal for such an outstanding little man to attract women's liking, and it's no wonder that Lulu fell to her, but what's the matter if the master and apprentice are on good terms with him, wouldn't it make people laugh to death!

"Then you can choose one of us, anyway, it's a good thing that you don't want to have both!" The woman said resentfully after a long time.

Zhengfeng, a woman, was relieved when her emotions were not so excited, but she also had a severe headache. Giving up on sister Meili, it can be said to be an emotion condensed through life and death. Although a woman is ugly, giving up on little Lulu Nizi, uh, to be honest, I really can't bear it!

"Speak, you're dumb!" the woman and the man hesitated, and immediately urged angrily.

"What's the way to give up? You can't tell Lulu that we are impossible. How bad!" Zhengfeng asked in frustration.

"Then let's forget it. You and Lulu are fine. Anyway, I'm ugly and I'm much older than you, so it's not suitable. From now on, don't harass me like before. We will Let's be real sisters and brothers of the opposite sex!" Meili agrees when she hears it, the little girl is really pitiful, she needs more care and love, it's not easy for a master to compete with his apprentices, forget it, let's help them, make up your mind and go It was a faint sigh.

"No 4, no, it's okay, the matter of feelings has nothing to do with being ugly, as for us practitioners, the big age gap is not a problem, you are not a shriveled old lady, what nonsense, don't say this anymore Such a silly talk!" Zhengfeng immediately refused, annoyed and taught a lesson.

"Uh, let's talk about this later!" The charming little man had a firm and serious face, his heart was very useful, but at the same time, he was bitter. Knowing someone's stubborn temper, he didn't say more, but he had his own calculations up.

Zhengfeng's heart skipped a beat, feeling that the woman had something to say, just as he was about to say something, suddenly an old lady yelled, "Hey, you two haven't come out yet, why are young people so thick-skinned now, staring at you After a while, it’s not ashamed to hide here in broad daylight and rush to do things, it’s really immoral, go home and make love, don’t ruin the green belt!”

"Ah... get up quickly!" Meili screamed and said hastily.

"No way, who has so many things to do!" Zhengfeng was so depressed that he was so unwilling to finish speaking, he shouted with a displeased face.

When the two got up to go, they were filled with shame, only to see a few old ladies with red armbands standing on the side of the main road more than ten meters away, staring at them with contempt.

"What, you still think I'm troublesome! Okay, then quickly pay the money, and each person will be fined [-]!" An old lady shouted angrily, and tore off two pages from a small notebook in her hand. fine bill.

"What, a fine of fifty per person!" Zhengfeng almost fainted.

"Hehe, I'm still very angry when I do something wrong. There is no warning sign on the side of the road. I really can't hold back to open a house. I want to fight in the green belt in broad daylight. This quality is really bad. That woman is still wearing a veil, she really doesn’t care about her head, don’t work here if you’re shy, it’s embarrassing, it’s embarrassing!” The old lady who looked unwilling and yelled was even more contemptuous scolded.

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