I use ghosts as cash machines

Chapter 3 Are ghosts scary?No, no, it’s scary to have no money!

Chapter 3 Are ghosts scary?No, no, it’s scary to have no money!
I returned to the ward. My parents had left. They still had work to do and could not stay with me for a long time.

Perhaps the 100 million hit me so hard that I even ignored the terrifying ghost in the ward.

Now I feel that if this ghost can give me 100 million, it will be no problem even if I have close contact with it every day. I can even hold his eyeballs and gently help him install them into the dark and empty eye sockets. inside.

It wasn't until I really had money problems that I finally understood why a great man who doesn't give up for five buckets of rice can be called a great man.

But imagination is just imagination after all, after all, this ghost——

He's a weakling who can't even open a window.

I even dislike him a little bit.

I disliked his shy face and kept asking me if I could see him.

Ever since I accidentally talked to it thinking it was a doctor, it has been suspicious of what I said and has never given up asking me if I can see it.

Although I kept pretending that I couldn't hear or see him, the chirping was really annoying.

A sudden urge to pee pulled me out of bed, and I had no choice but to move out of bed tremblingly.

I was too frightened to notice it before, but now I feel it carefully, I just feel that my crotch is bulging.

That seems to be...diapers! !
My cheeks suddenly turned red. Although I knew it was because I was in a coma that I had been wearing diapers, I still felt a little embarrassed when I actually felt this thing on my body.

I continued to walk to the toilet tremblingly, and sat down on the toilet with difficulty.

But he just sat on the toilet and didn't even take off his pants.

Because there is something in front of me staring straight at me.

It's that ghost.

I was just crushed.

If I really can't see it, that's fine. But I can obviously see it. Do you think I can take off my pants in front of others with peace of mind?

I had no choice but to freeze on the toilet, motionless.

The ghost uncle next to him crossed his arms with his hands on his chest, with a look of watching a good show on his face, as if the enemy could not stand me.

People have three urgent needs, and I can no longer hold them in.

Finally, I gave in to my bladder that was about to explode.

……

I said, "Okay, I admit, I can see you, so can you go out first? I need to go to the toilet!"

I looked at Uncle Ghost angrily and saw a smile on his ugly ghost face.

"Hey little girl, you finally admit it, I'm going out right now, I'm going out right now..."

As Uncle Ghost said this, he nodded and bowed and floated out through the toilet door.

I am finally the only one in this toilet.

An unprecedented sense of shame came over me.

Shameful, very shameful, very shameful.

I was so embarrassed that when I saw the diaper I was wearing, I took a deep breath and felt that life was still beautiful, and I still had a lot of face to be embarrassed about.When I finished solving the major issues in my life and opened the toilet door tremblingly again and came out, I saw Uncle Ghost standing by the window and smiling at me.

This feeling of compromise after being nakedly threatened...

It’s really frustrating!

Uncle Ghost actually cleared his throat: "Hello, little girl, I am the person who died in this ward before. My surname is Jin and my name is Jin Wu."

I glanced at him angrily: "So? Uncle Jin? Is this why you peeked at me going to the toilet?"

A trace of rare embarrassment actually appeared on Uncle Ghost's face: "No way, you little girl, don't talk nonsense, I'm not here to test whether you can see me! I'm here as a gentleman!"

I laughed disdainfully: "If I couldn't see you and took off my pants to go to the toilet as a matter of course, wouldn't you have seen everything?"

Uncle Ghost became anxious when I said that, and his voice obviously increased by one degree: "I told you, a little girl, that I won't read it! I really won't read it! I also have a wife and a daughter. I won’t do anything despicable!”

When Uncle Ghost got excited, the facial features on his face tended to become distorted, especially his eyes, which seemed to be about to fall out of their sockets in the next second.

I was a little helpless: "Speaking of which, do you ghosts have to be so disheveled and distorted to scare people to be happy? Can't you just turn into normal people?"

After hearing what I said, Uncle Ghost said sorry to me in a panic, turned around, and slapped his face with his hands.

When the uncle turned his head again, I couldn't help but froze.

Who can tell me, is the man in front of me with his slicked back hair, although one eye is still missing, but his other facial features are upright, wearing a suit and leather shoes, and looking meticulous, is he really the Agassi who has been losing his eyes all this time? ?
My dumbfounded expression was too obvious. Uncle Jin tidied himself up a little embarrassedly and said slightly awkwardly: "Is there something wrong?"

I shook my head and gave him a thumbs up: "No, uncle, you are very handsome like this."

Uncle Jin smiled and said: "That's because I have been a ghost for too long and no one is looking at me, so I have always maintained the appearance when I died. When uncle was still alive, he was also fascinated by thousands of people. The man who lives in the legend of girls. Otherwise, I wouldn’t have kidnapped the class beauty of my class to be my wife when I was in college, hehehe..."

Uncle Jin smiled and lowered the raised corners of his mouth: "Unfortunately, my daughter was only 7 years old and had just entered elementary school. I accidentally fell down from a building while inspecting a construction site, and my head was hit by a stick. There was a hole in the steel bar.

The steel bar penetrated one side of my temple and came out of my eye. When the ambulance took me to the hospital, I was already dead... Thinking about it like this, I didn't even say goodbye to my daughter and wife properly... Wuwu Woohoo…”

Uncle Jin became excited and couldn't control the facial features on his face.Just when I was about to remind him to pay attention to his image, he suddenly returned to normal, stretched his head and looked out the window.

A cheerful bell came from the window, a very familiar sound. It was the end of school bell. The elementary school was near the hospital. The end of school bell drifted into my ward along the wind.

"Uncle Jin? Uncle Jin?"

I called my uncle several times, but his attention was obviously not on me, but on looking for something outside the window.

I also limped to the window and looked out of the window with Uncle Ghost.

The uncle's eyes were directed towards the elementary school opposite. At the gate of the elementary school stood a group of parents waiting for their children to finish school. Children were already walking out of the teaching building one after another.

After a while, Uncle Jin suddenly shouted excitedly:
"Oh! I saw my daughter! Oh! And my wife! My wife came to pick up my daughter from school!"

I looked towards the entrance of the primary school and saw a crowd of people, and I couldn't tell who was who.

However, I recognized my parents in the crowd at a glance, who were coming in this direction.

Perhaps... for those who love, people are born with such ability——

Even if you are hidden in the crowd, I can find you at a glance.

 Su Cancan: What’s so scary about ghosts? It’s more scary to have no money QAQ
  
 
(End of this chapter)

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