After being turned into cannon fodder, I made the emperor cry with anger
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"Let me guess who it is?" The Imperial Master looked at him with interest, "Is it the Queen?"
Di Hanxin: "Master, please stop making fun of me!"
Imperial Master: "I'm really puzzled! That queen's appearance and temperament are really hard to describe! How come you like her?"
Di Hanxin: "That's her disguise. She looks particularly beautiful after taking off her makeup."
"Oh~ So that's it! You can't tell, but she's quite good at playing!" The Imperial Master smiled, "Then what is the Emperor worried about? Love and affection are all in your own heart. If you don't say it, there will be Who knows? What's the fuss?"
Di Hanxin: "She said... if I want her, I can only have her. She has mysophobia and cannot tolerate me having another woman like her."
Imperial Master: "Yo? How dare she say such a thing? This is a perfect thing to say!"
Di Hanxin nodded: "She is very courageous. Relying on the Love Gu, she knows that I can't do anything to her, and she does whatever she wants all day long."
"So arrogant?" The Imperial Master thought for a while, "Not to mention, she really has your weak point! You really can't do anything to her."
Di Hanxin rubbed his forehead: "Master, this is not what makes me uncomfortable."
Imperial Master: "Ah? What is that?"
"Since I punished her last time, she... has decided not to want my favor." Di Hanxin said, "Before, I could feel that when I went to other concubines, she would be uncomfortable. But now what? The feeling is gone. Min Yiyi...she put a love spell on me! But she decided not to want me anymore!"
Di Hanxin said this with a bit of gnashing of teeth.
There is also grievance.
The Imperial Master looked at him with his mouth open for a long time: "Ha! Are you abandoned by her? Then you are not conflicting. Do you really want to depose the Sixth Palace? She is the only one, right?"
Di Hanxin said nothing.
"No! Absolutely not!" said the Imperial Master, "It is not easy for our ancestors to conquer the country. The emperor wants to spread the branches and leaves of the royal family and pass on the legacy. You have to get more women to give birth to twenty or thirty sons!"
Di Hanxin: "I don't want to. Women are the most troublesome. Now I have to deal with so many. It's really annoying. It's not good to have too many sons. When they grow up, they will all become factions. I don't have that much energy to educate them."
The Imperial Master chuckled.
Di Hanxin: "Master, you have been laughing at me all night!"
"Hahaha! You can't blame me for laughing!" The Imperial Master laughed: "The main thing is... you stupid disciple! You are too stupid!"
Di Hanxin refused to accept: "Where am I stupid?"
"This way, Master will teach you! The queen wants you to pamper her alone, just agree to her. Anyway, the love spell will not be solved for another three years! In these three years, even if you want to pamper other women, you can't! Wait until three years Who knows what will happen in the end?" The national master looked shrewd, "Maybe she will be overwhelmed by the time and take the initiative to ask you to go to someone else's place?"
Di Hanxin was puzzled: "Overwhelmed? What do you mean?"
The Imperial Master laughed: "You have been practicing boy's kung fu since you were a child! You are in good health! Can your little queen bear it? Hahahaha!"
Dihan's ears turned red: "Master! You are a Taoist priest, how can you be so unruly!"
Imperial Master: "Hahahaha! And that idea last time was actually a good one! Tomorrow, I will tell the court that it will take you three years to practice boy kung fu before you can enter the harem, otherwise your kung fu will be broken and all your previous efforts will be wasted! In this way, other Isn’t there an explanation? You kept it secret from other people, while you stayed and flew with your queen. You made an explanation on both sides, and you got your wish, how wonderful!"
Di Hanxin: "But in this case... what if the queen has a child?"
Imperial Master: "If the queen has a child, you say, Oops, you accidentally broke the gong! What? Which national law stipulates that the emperor must practice the boy's gong? If you break the gong, you won't be allowed to be the emperor?"
Di Hanxin: "..."
"Don't worry! What a big deal! Whether an emperor or a commoner, everyone will encounter many difficulties in their life. Difficulties are always there, but there are always solutions! They can all be solved!" said the Imperial Master with a smile, " Hurry back to the palace! We have to get up early to go to court tomorrow!" But Di Hanxin still had not gotten over the hurdle in her heart, and asked a little nervously: "But, she doesn't care about me anymore, is there a way to do this?"
The Imperial Master looked at his beloved disciple's awkward expression of love, and shook his head: "No woman in this world would not care about her husband. She is just sad because of you and has locked the door of her heart. You need Open her heart.”
Di Hanxin: "How to open it?"
The national master whispered to him with a mysterious look on his face: "I will teach you a secret: Woman! Opening her legs is equivalent to opening her heart, do you understand?"
Di Hanxin glanced at the Imperial Master and said nothing.
……
The next day, the imperial master told the morning meeting that the emperor had been practicing boy kung fu since he was a child, but he had not yet succeeded and it would take about three years to achieve it.
This means that the emperor cannot touch the concubines in the harem for three years.
Some of the ministers were suddenly enlightened, while others were dubious.
But most people still believed it. After all, the emperor looked so energetic and fierce, and he didn't seem to be sick.
The two queen mothers were originally tinkering with the draft, but shelved it.
The girls of school age in the ministers' families were all disappointed.
They thought they would have the opportunity to become the concubines of the Tian family, get close to the amazingly talented emperor, and bring supreme glory to the family. However, they definitely could not wait three years and had no choice but to marry someone else.
Younger girls aged 15 to [-] start to look forward to it.Three years later, when they were in their prime, they had the opportunity to enter the palace.
In short, this stone was thrown into the harem and discussed for several days.
No matter what others think, the concubines must be disappointed anyway.
Before, everyone was like a fighting cock, but now they are all sick. Even the pure concubine no longer has the energy to show off her skills. When she came to pay her respects, she was too languid and didn't say much.
The others are not as worried as Chun Fei. Now that they no longer have Di Hanxin to count on, the topics they talk about are richer and their relationship is much closer.
Therefore, Emperor Hanxin is a scourge. Without him, the entire harem would be in harmony.
By the way, since he announced to practice boy kung fu, he probably won't come to trouble her in the future... right?
……
Qianyang Palace.
Di Hanxin stared at the same booklet for two quarters of an hour.
Wang Fugui glanced at him secretly several times, but he remained motionless in the same posture, not knowing what he was thinking.
But Wang Fugui felt that the emperor must be thinking about national affairs and the well-being of the people.
At this time, Emperor Hanxin called him: "Wang Fugui."
"Hey! Your Majesty!" Wang Fugui hurried over, "Your Majesty, do you want more tea?"
Di Hanxin shook his head: "I remember that Concubine Yi's concubine makes a kind of fruit wine. It's sweet and girls like to drink it. If you go to Concubine Yi's place and ask for a pot, just say that I suddenly want to drink it. "
(End of this chapter)
Di Hanxin: "Master, please stop making fun of me!"
Imperial Master: "I'm really puzzled! That queen's appearance and temperament are really hard to describe! How come you like her?"
Di Hanxin: "That's her disguise. She looks particularly beautiful after taking off her makeup."
"Oh~ So that's it! You can't tell, but she's quite good at playing!" The Imperial Master smiled, "Then what is the Emperor worried about? Love and affection are all in your own heart. If you don't say it, there will be Who knows? What's the fuss?"
Di Hanxin: "She said... if I want her, I can only have her. She has mysophobia and cannot tolerate me having another woman like her."
Imperial Master: "Yo? How dare she say such a thing? This is a perfect thing to say!"
Di Hanxin nodded: "She is very courageous. Relying on the Love Gu, she knows that I can't do anything to her, and she does whatever she wants all day long."
"So arrogant?" The Imperial Master thought for a while, "Not to mention, she really has your weak point! You really can't do anything to her."
Di Hanxin rubbed his forehead: "Master, this is not what makes me uncomfortable."
Imperial Master: "Ah? What is that?"
"Since I punished her last time, she... has decided not to want my favor." Di Hanxin said, "Before, I could feel that when I went to other concubines, she would be uncomfortable. But now what? The feeling is gone. Min Yiyi...she put a love spell on me! But she decided not to want me anymore!"
Di Hanxin said this with a bit of gnashing of teeth.
There is also grievance.
The Imperial Master looked at him with his mouth open for a long time: "Ha! Are you abandoned by her? Then you are not conflicting. Do you really want to depose the Sixth Palace? She is the only one, right?"
Di Hanxin said nothing.
"No! Absolutely not!" said the Imperial Master, "It is not easy for our ancestors to conquer the country. The emperor wants to spread the branches and leaves of the royal family and pass on the legacy. You have to get more women to give birth to twenty or thirty sons!"
Di Hanxin: "I don't want to. Women are the most troublesome. Now I have to deal with so many. It's really annoying. It's not good to have too many sons. When they grow up, they will all become factions. I don't have that much energy to educate them."
The Imperial Master chuckled.
Di Hanxin: "Master, you have been laughing at me all night!"
"Hahaha! You can't blame me for laughing!" The Imperial Master laughed: "The main thing is... you stupid disciple! You are too stupid!"
Di Hanxin refused to accept: "Where am I stupid?"
"This way, Master will teach you! The queen wants you to pamper her alone, just agree to her. Anyway, the love spell will not be solved for another three years! In these three years, even if you want to pamper other women, you can't! Wait until three years Who knows what will happen in the end?" The national master looked shrewd, "Maybe she will be overwhelmed by the time and take the initiative to ask you to go to someone else's place?"
Di Hanxin was puzzled: "Overwhelmed? What do you mean?"
The Imperial Master laughed: "You have been practicing boy's kung fu since you were a child! You are in good health! Can your little queen bear it? Hahahaha!"
Dihan's ears turned red: "Master! You are a Taoist priest, how can you be so unruly!"
Imperial Master: "Hahahaha! And that idea last time was actually a good one! Tomorrow, I will tell the court that it will take you three years to practice boy kung fu before you can enter the harem, otherwise your kung fu will be broken and all your previous efforts will be wasted! In this way, other Isn’t there an explanation? You kept it secret from other people, while you stayed and flew with your queen. You made an explanation on both sides, and you got your wish, how wonderful!"
Di Hanxin: "But in this case... what if the queen has a child?"
Imperial Master: "If the queen has a child, you say, Oops, you accidentally broke the gong! What? Which national law stipulates that the emperor must practice the boy's gong? If you break the gong, you won't be allowed to be the emperor?"
Di Hanxin: "..."
"Don't worry! What a big deal! Whether an emperor or a commoner, everyone will encounter many difficulties in their life. Difficulties are always there, but there are always solutions! They can all be solved!" said the Imperial Master with a smile, " Hurry back to the palace! We have to get up early to go to court tomorrow!" But Di Hanxin still had not gotten over the hurdle in her heart, and asked a little nervously: "But, she doesn't care about me anymore, is there a way to do this?"
The Imperial Master looked at his beloved disciple's awkward expression of love, and shook his head: "No woman in this world would not care about her husband. She is just sad because of you and has locked the door of her heart. You need Open her heart.”
Di Hanxin: "How to open it?"
The national master whispered to him with a mysterious look on his face: "I will teach you a secret: Woman! Opening her legs is equivalent to opening her heart, do you understand?"
Di Hanxin glanced at the Imperial Master and said nothing.
……
The next day, the imperial master told the morning meeting that the emperor had been practicing boy kung fu since he was a child, but he had not yet succeeded and it would take about three years to achieve it.
This means that the emperor cannot touch the concubines in the harem for three years.
Some of the ministers were suddenly enlightened, while others were dubious.
But most people still believed it. After all, the emperor looked so energetic and fierce, and he didn't seem to be sick.
The two queen mothers were originally tinkering with the draft, but shelved it.
The girls of school age in the ministers' families were all disappointed.
They thought they would have the opportunity to become the concubines of the Tian family, get close to the amazingly talented emperor, and bring supreme glory to the family. However, they definitely could not wait three years and had no choice but to marry someone else.
Younger girls aged 15 to [-] start to look forward to it.Three years later, when they were in their prime, they had the opportunity to enter the palace.
In short, this stone was thrown into the harem and discussed for several days.
No matter what others think, the concubines must be disappointed anyway.
Before, everyone was like a fighting cock, but now they are all sick. Even the pure concubine no longer has the energy to show off her skills. When she came to pay her respects, she was too languid and didn't say much.
The others are not as worried as Chun Fei. Now that they no longer have Di Hanxin to count on, the topics they talk about are richer and their relationship is much closer.
Therefore, Emperor Hanxin is a scourge. Without him, the entire harem would be in harmony.
By the way, since he announced to practice boy kung fu, he probably won't come to trouble her in the future... right?
……
Qianyang Palace.
Di Hanxin stared at the same booklet for two quarters of an hour.
Wang Fugui glanced at him secretly several times, but he remained motionless in the same posture, not knowing what he was thinking.
But Wang Fugui felt that the emperor must be thinking about national affairs and the well-being of the people.
At this time, Emperor Hanxin called him: "Wang Fugui."
"Hey! Your Majesty!" Wang Fugui hurried over, "Your Majesty, do you want more tea?"
Di Hanxin shook his head: "I remember that Concubine Yi's concubine makes a kind of fruit wine. It's sweet and girls like to drink it. If you go to Concubine Yi's place and ask for a pot, just say that I suddenly want to drink it. "
(End of this chapter)
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