I became famous by doing things.

Chapter 1 1. Huang Pizi asks for a title

Do you know the horse fairy from the Northeast?
All things in the universe are animistic, and souls are reincarnated from generation to generation.

What do you want?Just give anything in exchange.

Eviscerate the bones, cut the flesh, and sacrifice your soul.

The left hand is the Wenwang drum, and the right hand is the whip.

The ancient melodious tune hums...

Friends, here I come.

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My name is Bai Zhitong.

I am a sophomore this year and I am a reserve junior.

That is to say, Chu Ma Xian and Di Ma are jargon.

My parents died in a car accident not long after I was born.

I grew up by my grandmother's side.
My grandma is a famous horse fairy from all over the country. In addition, I have a pure yin constitution with a yin year and a yin month. According to my grandma, I was born to be a horse fairy.

My health has not been very good since I was a child, so I relied on the immortal family invited by my grandma to save my life.

Grandma said that when I was born, many chickens died in the yard, and there were several thunders falling from the sky. Weird things happened frequently, which seemed to indicate that my destiny would not be smooth sailing. It's better to help than to carry it alone.

At this moment, I was kneeling at the entrance of the hall, being scolded by my grandma and a bunch of daddy.

Things are indeed rather...bizarre.

Generally, the orthodox disciple Ma's family is a complete family with four beams and eight pillars.

It is dedicated to the four major families of Hu, Huang and Chang Mang, plus the leader Qingfeng.

There are five people in total!
As for the few Baihui Immortals, they are the Five Elements, and there are also some at the entrance of the hall.

There are several Baihuixianjia in Grandma's house.

There are generally two types of halls, the civil and military halls.

Wentang treats patients, and Wutang is a master of dancing.

My grandma is a Wentang doctor. She usually treats people’s illnesses and occasionally helps them find things to do.

According to grandma, now is the age of peace, and the twists and turns and bizarre things that happened to her when she was young will not happen now.

I have never seen an orthodox martial arts hall. My grandma said it’s because in the past, martial arts halls were all tied up with dead orifices. Nowadays, there are basically no dead orifices, only half orifices, so the accuracy of seeing things is low.

The dead acupoint means that the immortal family does the work on their own, while the semi-aperture means that the immortal family gives hints and then guesses half of it.

Of course there is no comparison.

It’s not that my brother doesn’t want to be tied to death, but it’s a question of whether his Tao practice is enough. If his Dao practice is not enough, you can’t tie him up even if you want to.

Then things will get worse.

Because the leader of Grandma’s church is Huang Xian, I usually know more about Huang Xian.

Normally, after the disciples of the Huang family succeed in cultivation, there will be a catastrophe, that is, Huang Pizi is asking for a title. When he meets a destined person on the road, he stands up straight and asks:
"Fellow fellow, do you think I look like a human being or a god?"

That's pretty much it.

If the answer is like a human being, then the disciples of the Huang family will have their Taoist practices invalidated and will have to practice again.

If you answer like a god, you can become a yellow immortal and repay that person's lifetime kindness.

The children of the Huang family have lost many heirs because of this matter throughout the ages.

Because you can only ask one person at a time. If that person answers that it is a human being, the Taoist practice will be useless, and most of the lifespan will not be able to survive if you practice again.

If the person refuses to answer or talks a lot of nonsense, after the time has passed, he will have to practice another Jiazi.

So in order to increase the success rate, they also thought of a way. There are a few disciples like me who have preparatory disciples, and there are a small number of preparatory disciples who have not been fully enlightened.

For example, I...

Grandma said that she is now strong and strong and would have no problem sitting in court for a few more years. She wanted to wait until I graduate from college and enter the society for a few years before letting me officially start my career.

The more experience you have, the less likely you will be deceived.So I only opened my eyes and ears.

I can see and hear the immortal family, but I can't get up and do things.

This is a great blessing for the children of the Huang family.

Once you have enlightened yourself, you are considered a disciple, but I am... just like an ordinary person who understands all the rules.

When I was a child, on a full moon night, my grandma would arrange for me to walk on an uninhabited path. I would walk forward slowly, and the yellow man who wanted to ask for a seal would be waiting for me there.

Every time a yellow man asks for a title from me, I will respectfully respond by saying: "Like a god."

At most, I said it more than [-] times in one night.

Their bodies will become larger on the spot, and their faces will change a bit. They have attained the Tao and can continue to practice more profound methods.

After I attained the Tao, they would always ask me what I wanted. Every time I would say just help my grandma a little. I couldn’t bear the amount of kindness placed on me.

After all, it is a matter of bullying, how can it be so blatant?

In front of me is this angry, chirping daddy...

It was an accident.

Two days ago, my roommate’s birthday was celebrated. Several people were drinking in the dormitory. Half of them were empty. After losing Rock, Paper, Scissors, I went downstairs to buy some wine...

I drank a little too much, and when the breeze blew, I became even more confused. As I was walking forward in a daze, I heard someone ask me...

"Do you think I look like a human or a god..."

I was top-heavy and confused at the time, and I forgot about asking for a seal for a while. I have been asked this question since I was a child, so I inevitably got confused, so I replied impatiently:
"You look like a daddy, you look like..."

Just listen to the yellow skin really wailing, and in the blink of an eye it turned into a lump... a lump... dada.

I woke up from the wine on the spot. I sweated several layers of white hair. I tried several times to say "like a god" but failed. In the end, I had to come back quickly to find my grandma for help. Fortunately, this kid from the Huang family changed his body and didn't lose his magic power. Ran away crying...

Otherwise, I really don’t know how to take it back to my hometown.

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"What did I tell you! Drinking will ruin things! Our disciples must not be greedy for alcohol! Kneel down for me! Keep kneeling! I have to punish you well today! Look what the good Xian'er has done to you! Little one! You bastard! You really don’t know how high the sky is! Kneel down! Keep kneeling!”

I naturally knew that grandma was scolding me like this to protect me. Huang Xian hates evil the most and will retaliate. If grandma blindly protects me, it will be bad. I rubbed my numb legs, and I didn't dare to move, so I had to feel aggrieved. He said:

"Yes, yes, I don't know who I am after drinking two cups of horse urine, but I really don't know what the consequences will be... Normally, at most, I would practice one more armor... How did I really transform? I later added a few words, "I'm like a god," but it didn't work... In the past, most people came back to ask for seals... I met them near the school for the first time..."

I feel a little wronged when talking about this matter. In the past, many people answered randomly, but nothing happened.

How did you get to my place...

Thinking of this, I took a look at the transformed daddy, not to mention... the shape was quite regular.

It’s similar to the daddy in the cartoon. It would be better if you don’t watch it…

As soon as I saw Daddy, I started crying...

The voice was sharp, as if it could tear someone's brain into pieces.

"Third Grandma said that I am the most promising among the younger generation. I also thought that if I become an immortal this time... I will be proud and proud of my ancestors, marry a beautiful wife and have a litter of babies! I have been studying very hard since I was a child! Okay now, what is this... a piece of cake! You must find a way to make me change back! I will pester you every day! I will stink to you! I will stink to you!"

I stepped back, fearing that the lump would rub against me when excited.

At this moment, a gust of wind blew in, and grandma's head shook a few times. Her eyes suddenly turned orange, the pupils stood up, and there was mist around them.

Some immortals are coming.

More than one.

"Grass...Grass roll...here comes one..."

The voice was equally sharp, but not harsh and harsh. Compared to Dad, it was not as lethal.

I recognized this voice immediately. It was the fairy family that grandma had the closest relationship with and the earliest fairy family around grandma, Huang Shufen.

Those with higher seniority and abilities are among the best in the hall.

In the surrounding mist, there were three or four Huang family members, who seemed to have come together.

I couldn't care less about the numbness in my legs even as I rolled around, so I quickly took some cigarettes from the side and lit them for the Xianjia, and also lit a few incense sticks as offerings.

(End of this chapter)