I became famous by doing things.

I almost laughed out loud as soon as Ada walked in. Ada's eyes were heavily bruised, which was obviously caused by Miao Fengwu.

I was afraid that I would laugh out loud, so I immediately covered his head with a red cloth and started humming a little tune:

"The sky is green, the fields are vast, and the corns on the ground are already scorched. The rich people are pulling them home, and those who have no money have to pick them by ourselves. Picking the corns, squatting in the ground..."

While I was humming this song, I heard Miao Fengwu whispering next to me:

"Is this the magic of picking corns in a graveyard? It's so scary."

I frowned, I couldn't say this nonsense.

Serious tunes to invite gods are the specialty of the shaman clan. In the early years, no one knew what they were singing. They were all ancient scriptures.

After all, there was a time when the shaman clan was regarded as a source of trouble and was not allowed to appear.

Later, after the rural areas rose again, many things were different from before.

Those obscure songs have disappeared, among the countryside...

The most fragrant younger brother Ma sings whatever comes to his mind, about keeping the door closed in every house, about the vast sky and vast fields, about peeling corns and planting rice, about not being busy in February and being busy in April.

To put it bluntly, this is the life of a farm family.

As long as the tune is right and the fairy family likes to listen to it, that's fine.

He picked up a phoenix egg and threw it over. Miao Fengwu caught it and smiled sheepishly.

At this time, Ada screamed and fell to the ground and twitched. When he opened his eyes again, there was a cold light in his eyes, and his voice became similar to that of Donald Duck.

A drake's voice.

"Xianjia, if you have any demands, just tell me. As long as I can do it, I will do it for you."

"Haha...haha..."

I didn't prepare this thing yesterday. Before I saw what happened today, I had already bought two boxes of Zhonghua from the small shop at the entrance of the village. I smoked it, shook my head and enjoyed it, and then took two more bites. I asked for phoenix eggs and all kinds of things.

What phoenix eggs, what little phoenixes, what snowflakes...

I'm not annoyed either. I'll give them whatever they want.

It wasn't until Ada's belly was bulging that the duck fairy stopped and let out a long breath...

"Ah...it's so comfortable!"

Then he looked at the fat woman fiercely. The fat woman was a little frightened by the Fat Duck Fairy's glare, so she quickly took two steps back, and finally hid directly behind the two bodyguards. Fat Duck Fairy laughed out loud when he saw that the fat woman was such a timid guy...

After laughing enough, he whispered to me:

"Don't ask me why I fed her to be so fat? Hehe... Fat Grandpa, I will tell you why today! This woman! I want her to gain weight to 400 pounds and then die of obesity. No one can persuade her. Use it! Fat Grandpa, my revenge must be avenged!"

"This woman used to run a roast duck restaurant. Later she felt that the quality of the ducks she bought was not good and too thin, so she opened her own duck farm. She fed us by machine every day, for fear that we would not grow or gain weight. There was also added to the feed A lot of hormones! A duck that originally grew up in two months can grow almost the same in one month, and the price is cheap... This woman has harmed so many of us... so many of our compatriots."

I really didn't expect this to be the reason. At first, I thought that the roast duck restaurant might have killed a lot of ducks, which made the duck fairy hold a grudge. I didn't expect that the duck fairy turned out to be... a fat woman cramming ducks.

The duck fairy sighed and said:

"Then you judge, this world is about the weak and the strong. We ducks will be eaten by humans. Then we admit defeat. If we are powerful enough, we will eat humans. But you can't abuse us, right? Let us grow up slowly and then put them in the oven Isn’t it okay? When the time comes every day, a tube is inserted into our stomach to force us to eat... Do you know how painful it is for us? The most scary thing every day is seeing that tube... It scares me to death..."

Oh…

I've heard of this stuff, but I haven't heard much about stuffed ducks, but I've heard of stuffed geese. The fatter the foie gras, the more delicious it is.

But there is a standard for fatty foie gras, that is, the goose must have fatty liver to be delicious.

Geese are not stupid enough to know when they are full and when they are hungry. The only way is to stuff the geese and feed them one by one until they are old and fat. In this way, a goose breeding factory can have high profits.

Not only foie gras, but other items are also much heavier and more expensive.

"I ran out when there was a heavy rain that day and caused a flash flood! The duck farm was flooded. I hid in the mountains and slowly became enlightened. My brothers and sisters all died in that heavy rain. Then I came to find her. Trouble. I don’t ask for anything, just to let her know how painful it is to be fat.”

I glanced at the fat woman. The fat woman was now frightened. She staggered twice and fell backwards. The two bodyguards tried to stabilize her, but ended up sitting on the ground together. The two bodyguards were caught by her. I groaned under the pressure and didn't dare to shout loudly, so I had to endure it.

The woman stood up and looked at Ada in fear...

I didn’t know what to say for a moment.

I glanced at the woman, and now that I knew what was going on, I quickly told her what to do.

The woman sensed my gaze and said:

"It's time for me to start a clothing business now, but I still have two duck farms, so! As long as you are willing to leave, I will disband all the duck farms. I will provide care for those ducks until they die. You see... I will Offer them all up!”

Ada snorted coldly and didn't buy it at all.

"What you are saying is all nonsense. What's the use of providing them with their care? My brothers and sisters have been abused to death by you a long time ago! At that time, the flash flood came. Because they were weak and too fat, they could not survive at all. There is no way to resist...Now that they have all been reincarnated, where are you going to provide for them..."

This matter must be settled, otherwise if this woman is really tortured to death by the Duck Fairy, in the future...

This duck fairy must also fall into the devil's path.

I pursed my lips, handed another box of biscuits to Duck Fairy, and said:

"Then she's become so fat, and now she's also suffering from all kinds of diseases. It's better to just forget about it. When the time comes, let her build a cave for you, and you'll be cultivating yourself by protecting her a home."

The duck fairy still didn't buy it and stared at the fat woman fiercely.

"I want her to burst her veins and die, otherwise this matter will never end."

At this time, Hutu has already taken over my orifices. It rarely takes over my orifices. Most of the time, I explain things clearly and that's it...

Hu Tu sneered and said:

"This world is always dominated by the weak. There's nothing to say about that. Now that people are willing to treat your kind kindly, you should be able to do the same."

Ada was a little timid when she saw Hu Tu. After all, besides weasels, chickens, ducks and geese are most afraid of foxes...

"Then...that time..."

"I'm building a cave for you, and I'm willing to let your kindred go. If I can't give you some food and drink when the time comes, that's pretty much it. Otherwise... let's just make plans."

The Duck Immortal had only been practicing for more than ten years, and he was already frightened by what Hu Tu said.

Hu Tu pointed to the smoke soul outside and said:

"You should also find a way to disperse these loose immortals. You guys are a bit over the top..."

When Ada heard this, she felt a little aggrieved and said:

"These things were all made by her. They have nothing to do with me. I just made her fat."

I can feel Hu Tu's impatience.