I became famous by doing things.

When I thought that this good product was mine, the hurt feeling of being deceived suddenly disappeared.

Forget it, it’s normal for a ten thousand-year-old coliworm to have some strange hobbies, just treat them as small hobbies.

Huang Meili and Hu Ling'er stood there, boiling water and rinsing my body. I looked down at my skin, layer after layer of stains, and it felt amazing.

Although I smell very bad, I have cheered up and prepared to eat all these things as soon as possible, otherwise the longer I delay, the longer I will stink.

I looked at the whale inner alchemy, reached out and pressed it and found that it looked like a marshmallow and could be pressed in...

With this in mind, I began to press the whale inner elixir hard, and finally I was stunned to press the tire-sized whale inner elixir into a white elixir about the size of an apple. I bit it off and swallowed it, but it had no taste...

If you really want to know what it tastes like, it's a bit earthy.

I simply felt choked and panicked.

Then he closed his eyes and ate the hash oil and chewed the tortoise shell.

After I finished eating the elixir sent by the old fox fairy and the old python fairy, I felt like I had been soaking in a hot spring for a month. My body and mind were clean from the inside out.

But the mouth is really...

It's so uncomfortable.

I just feel like I've eaten a lot of messy things, and it doesn't taste good.

At this time, Hu Tu came over with his tribe. Those people were the white foxes in the Kunlun Mountains. Looking at their cheerful expressions, they probably managed the relationship pretty well.

They took out a lot of dried herbs and said:

"We received news that you can communicate with heaven and earth and borrow the power of heaven and earth. In addition, it is your birthday, so we quickly brought something to congratulate you! This is a good thing, you try it. This was during the time of brothers Collected in the Kunlun Mountains, dry chewing is best..."

Dry chew?

I subconsciously wanted to run, but it turned out that my left arm was Hu Tu and my right arm was Hu Ling'er. They imprisoned me tightly there and I couldn't break free for a while.

Chang Jiuye took a look at the dry grass and finally nodded to confirm that it was a good thing.

Seeing that hay was about to be stuffed into my mouth, I shouted helplessly:

"Master, wait a minute! Can we soak it in water or dip it in sauce... No, it can be fried... eh... don't... don't... eh eh eh... eh."

My mouth was stuffed with hay, and I looked at Master Chang Jiu with a bit of complaint. I must be like a donkey at this moment, just chewing and chewing.

After finally swallowing everything, I felt that my body had improved a lot. This time I gathered a mini tornado without any effort, but my mental state was really...

So bad.

These things are so unpalatable, and I choke on them. It’s so uncomfortable.

what…

I'm dying.

At this time, Mrs. Teng She led everyone to come to me. Seeing my embarrassed look, she was stunned for a moment. She looked at the water and stains on the ground to understand what was going on, and said with a smile:

"The food and drinks are ready, let's take a seat."

Take a seat... take a seat and who will take a seat.

I'm so damn full...

Chang Jiuye looked at my hopeless look, smiled and put his arm around my shoulders and said:

"Mom, I'll take her back to change clothes and then come back."

After I got home and changed my clothes, I lay there motionless and didn't want to move at all... There was only one thought in my head, I was going to die, I was going to die, I was going to die.

Chang Jiuye poured me a cup of hot water, and I stood up, took it, and drank it slowly. After drinking it, I started to feel sleepy, so sleepy that I couldn't get up at all...

"What's wrong? Where do you feel uncomfortable?"

Chang Jiuye sensed something strange about me. As soon as he came over, I squeezed its arm and said:

"I'm so sleepy, I can't stand it anymore. I haven't eaten anything...I...I'm going to sleep."

...

When I woke up again, it was already noon the next day. I looked at the time on my phone and scratched my head helplessly. I originally asked Hu Ling'er to buy a cake, but I wanted to blow out a candle and make a wish, but nothing happened. Realize it.

I ate so much in a mess yesterday, but I finally managed to eat a decent meal, and then I went to sleep...

"Are you awake? You took too many miraculous medicines yesterday. This hot water accidentally helped you ignite the effects of the medicine. The combination of several medicines made your body better. Now you are a serious cultivator. ”

I sat on the bed and scratched my head in confusion, a cultivator?

I've watched a lot of novels and TV shows like this since I went to college. What about the Qi refining stage, the foundation building stage, the golden elixir stage?
After I expressed my thoughts, Chang Jiuye shook his head and said:
"No, that was the previous level of cultivation. In fact, you humans also have many methods of cultivation. Now that your spiritual energy is exhausted, you have to follow your own path and understand it yourself."

Once again, you have to realize it yourself. How long will it take for you to realize it?

Chang Jiuye saw that I was still stunned and said with a smile:

"Last night after you fell asleep, I asked Hu Tu and several brothers to help entertain the people at the banquet. They are all members of my family and there is nothing to pick on you. Don't worry. They are all happy that you can practice well. Yeah. Old Gray Mouse even claimed that he didn’t misjudge the person, and he didn’t know who wanted to deal with you in the first place.”

I didn't care about these things, I was so dizzy.

It felt like I had been wallowing in the quagmire for several years, and my body and mind were all sticky.

"Master. When are we going to set off? What about practicing or not practicing...I didn't even get to eat the birthday cake."

Chang Jiuye walked to the kitchen and when he came back, he took a small piece of cake and said:

"The big cake you said you wanted to buy has been eaten by everyone. That girl Hu Ling'er is really good with you. She went down and bought a small cake for you, saying that you can eat it when you wake up. Let me live a world of two with you. The two of you have a great time eating cake and blowing out candles and all."

I looked at the small cake, happily inserted the candle, lit it and made a wish.

I hope that I can live a peaceful and happy life with Mr. Chang Jiu for the rest of my days.

Chang Jiuye looked at me and asked with a smile after I made my wish:

"What's the point of this? Do the wishes you humans make come true every time?"

I shook my head. I have made wishes every year since I was a child, but if my wishes actually come true, it is almost impossible...

My previous wish was to raise a little native dog, but my grandma has always disagreed with this, so now that I am in my twenties, I have not raised a little native dog, but if I just raise an animal...

I have raised a big worm, a macho hedgehog, a little golden dragon, a little mouse, and a ginseng doll.

"This is a good wish. If it can be fulfilled, it would be great. If it can't be fulfilled, it means you know what you want."

Chang Jiuye took a bite of the cake. It was a pretty good strawberry cake. After eating it, he raised his eyebrows, obviously liking it.

I secretly wrote down that it liked to eat cake, and ate it up after sharing it.

After eating and drinking enough, I went to the mirror. When I saw my face, I was a little unresponsive. How should I put it?

Seventy percent of the face is still mine, but the skin is whiter, the eyes are bigger, the eyebrows are thicker, and the bridge of the nose is straighter...

What the fuck...is this the real version of Meitu Xiuxiu? ! (End of chapter)