Refusing to join the underworld: the days of fighting against bad boys

"What are you talking about?" The fat man put his arms around Uncle Chao's shoulders, like a brother he hadn't seen for a long time.Turning around, I saw me again, smiling like a Maitreya Buddha: "Oh, it's you..."

Only then did I recognize that this was the butcher who appeared with Uncle Chao on the tennis court last time! "Hello, Uncle." I was very impressed with him, because it seemed that Xiao Hai was quite afraid of him.

"Okay, okay." The fat uncle put his big hand on my shoulder, as if I was his little brother, which made me feel very warm.

"Sit down first, I'll cook and order." The fat uncle entered the kitchen.

Uncle Chao and I sat on the stool, staring at each other, our stomachs growling.After a while, several home-cooked dishes were presented.Uncle Chao's saliva was almost left, so he picked up a piece of tofu first, and stuffed it into his mouth impatiently. "Hot! Hot!" Uncle Chao opened his mouth wide, desperately fanning the air inside, but he couldn't bear to spit it out, his appearance was very funny. [

"I can't eat hot tofu in a hurry! Brother Chao!" The fat uncle laughed, and handed me a pair of chopsticks: "Son, try uncle's cooking!"

I nodded, took the chopsticks, picked up a piece of tofu, blew on it, and put it in my mouth, "It's delicious!" It's really delicious. Although I can't describe it in words, it is indeed the most delicious I have ever eaten. tofu!

"Of course, for your Uncle Kui's skill, think of how many beauties in County X wanted to marry him back then!" Uncle Chao finally ate the piece of tofu.

I also changed my name to Uncle Kui. After tasting all the beans, I raised my thumb and said, "Uncle Kui, what a skill!"

"Hahaha..." Uncle Kui's whole body also trembled, and even the table was shifted by several points.Uncle Chao quickly supported the table with his hand, "Old Kui, you bastard, slow down!"

Uncle Kui moved the stool back to ensure that his body would not touch the table again, "What are you afraid of, I'll cook a few more dishes if it's overturned!"

Uncle Chao and Uncle Kui seemed very happy. After a few glasses of wine, Uncle Chao started bragging again.

"The president of the United States is a fucking ball! Someday I will suffocate him with a brick."

"Yes Yes."

"The national football team is too fragile. It doesn't matter if you can't play the ball well, and you can't even fight!"

"Yes Yes."

"If I were the Secretary-General of the United Nations..."

"Yes Yes."

No matter what Uncle Chao said, Uncle Kui always dismissed it with "yes", which is enough to prove that he has long been used to it.But I laughed and laughed non-stop.Uncle Chao put on a straight face: "Don't laugh, what I said is true!"

I imitated Uncle Kui's tone: "Yes..."

Uncle Kui looked at me in surprise, as if he couldn't believe that I learned so quickly.I made a "V" sign to Uncle Chao while he was drinking, what a joke!Uncle Kui and I understood each other and smiled at each other.

Uncle Kui’s restaurant is really not doing well. We listened to Uncle Chao’s bragging for more than an hour, and no one came to eat. It’s a pity that Uncle Kui is so good at cooking.However, if it were me, I wouldn't want to come in if I passed by here...

Uncle Chao picked up a piece of tofu: "This thing should only exist in the sky, how can there be a few times in the world!"

"Such delicious tofu, can I try it?" A cold voice came from outside the door, and the faces of Uncle Chao and Uncle Kui changed instantly! [

A tall, thin man pushed open the door and walked in.