Refusing to join the underworld: the days of fighting against bad boys

It was another snowy night, Gao Yang brought a female high school student who had just gotten married to the hot spring village.

Only a few people knew about it, after all Gao Yang always paid attention to hiding his whereabouts.Even the people who work in the hot spring village don't necessarily know it.But the cleaning old man knew it.

The old man took the mop and moved to the bathroom door.When several security guards saw him, they obviously loved and hated him.The leader said: "Old man, we can listen to your stories after get off work, but now we can't do it."

"I'm not a storyteller." The old man said disdainfully, "I also have my own job, okay?"

This sentence is nothing at all, but when it comes out of the old man's mouth, somehow it seems to have a particularly comic effect.Several security guards giggled again.But they immediately remembered that Gao Yang might come over at any time, and resumed their serious faces. [

The old man came to clean up. He used a mop to smear the floor casually, and then said: "Look at my four big characters."

A few security guards took a closer look, and it turned out to be the four characters of "No. [-] in the world".Written with a mop, these four characters look like silver hooks and iron paintings, full of momentum and profound meaning.

"Someone used these four words to describe me." The old man said triumphantly, "When I was young, I roamed the rivers and lakes. Everyone admired me, so I gave these four words to me."

"We are tired of hearing it." One of the security guards said, "You have to use this sentence as the opening line every time you tell a story. But now we really can't chat with you during working hours. If Gao Yang catches you, you will be killed." Ruined."

"Hey, I don't have any iron-blooded style of a soldier, what are you afraid of him?" The old man puffed up his cheeks.

"It's not that I'm afraid." A security guard said this, his tongue turned around, and he didn't know what to say.

The old man saw that none of them spoke, so he could only sigh: "That's really a pity, I'm still going to tell the story about myself."

Since the security guards were unmoved, they seemed determined.

"Hey, my peerless love with a female zombie from the Qing Dynasty seems to be lost in this world." The old man shook his head, and then wiped the ground with a mop: "You ordinary people will never know that sleeping with a female ghost is wrong." what does it feel like."