Refusing to join the underworld: the days of fighting against bad boys

Gao Yang stopped in his tracks.He personally tried the skills of these security guards and knew what kind of strength they each possessed.When facing danger, look at the first time to detect the existence of murderous intent.

But now, they didn't even hear Gao Yang's footsteps, and they were still listening to the old man's story attentively.

Gao Yang stopped in his tracks, he suddenly became curious about the old man.What kind of story is it that can attract four well-trained veterans to ignore everything?

The old man's voice floated over intentionally or unintentionally: "The beautiful zombie Gege killed the partners around me one by one, and walked towards me as soon as he saw it. Although I am the king of heads-up, how can I be like this kind of non-human?" Have you ever fought? All of a sudden, I became flustered, my crotch was hot, and I even urinated..."

When the four security guards heard this, they laughed again.They just like the sharp turn in the old man's story. [

Gao Yang also smiled, he found that the old man used his hands and feet together when telling the story, vividly, as if he was there at the scene at that time.Oh, by the way, there is an idiom to describe this, which is called immersive.

Gao Yang is not well-educated, he is happy that he thought of an idiom.

"Although I pissed, I didn't bother to clean it up. Facing this kind of zombie that has been dead for hundreds of years, I have nothing to do. Especially since this zombie is so beautiful, I am at a loss what to do. Where do I get off?" Got it? So I just watched that Grid walked towards me. My hands and feet seemed to be nailed, and I couldn't move."

Speaking of this, the four security guards held their breath again.Gao Yang couldn't help turning his ear to the side, he also wanted to know what would happen next.

"That Ge Ge looked at me from top to bottom, and finally his eyes stayed on my crotch. Because I was scared to pee just now, my crotch was wet. Ge Ge showed a puzzled look in her eyes, and then stretched out her crotch. I stretched out my arms, and a slender hand caressed my crotch..."

Speaking of this, the old man stopped suddenly.

The four security guards were anxious: "Hurry up and tell me, what happened next?"

"That's how it was later on." The old man pretended: "I'll stop here today, and I'll continue tomorrow."