Burning XNUMX million nether coins, fortune telling becomes popular

Chapter 1 Zhongyuan Promotion
During the Ghost Festival, it was a gloomy night in the Taoist temple, and Song Yi was burning paper money alone in front of the brazier.

The hot red light illuminated her face, revealing that half of her face was as beautiful as a fairy, while the other half was covered with thick black birthmarks.

It’s true as the saying goes: “One thought becomes a Buddha, one thought becomes a demon.”

Because of Song Yi's unique face, dozens of people were waiting in the live broadcast room to watch the fun.

Seeing the bleak profits, Song Yi started selling: "Don't miss it if you pass by. We have a limited-time promotion on Qingxinguan during the Ghost Festival. You can burn paper money, tell fortunes, and read palms. The current promotion price is not 998, but only 288! 288 once, buy it You can’t afford to suffer, you can’t afford to be fooled!”

The audience didn’t believe it: [Why does a girl who looks quite young come out to cheat money while not doing her job properly? 】

[Burn paper money instead?Can't I go to the countryside and burn it myself? Why should I look for you? 】

Song Yi shook her head inexplicably: "Of course it's different. You are a mortal, and I am a powerful monk who has transcended the tribulation period, the kind who can ascend to immortality at the last moment. I am here to help your relatives burn paper money, but it is a meritorious deed. One piece can bless you with good weather in the coming year!”

[Pfft, a powerful monk ascended to immortality?Hahahahaha! 】

[I thought it was a liar, but I didn’t expect it was a chuunibyou!Little sister, do you still have a mythical beast car or an immortal weapon? 】

"Of course." Song Yi nodded affirmatively, with a somewhat painful expression on his face, "But once I was reborn and returned to a mortal body, all my magic weapons disappeared."

[Hahahaha, this is the funniest live broadcast I have seen this year, even time travel and rebirth! 】

[Sister, stop burning paper and continue writing novels. I am an online article writer. Please help me compile the outline of my new article and I will give you a reward! 】

Song Yi knew that they didn't believe it, so she didn't say any more and just burned paper money in a boring way: "Don't miss it if you pass by! Qingxinguan has a big sale!"

Song Yi has traveled back to her previous life for two months. Two months later, she is still unwilling to accept the status quo.

After all, she had been cultivating in another world for thousands of years. She had experienced ninety-nine 81 thunder tribulations and ascended to heaven, but who knew that she would be knocked back to her previous life!

Not to mention the divine weapon and spiritual pet, all the cultivation skills in his body have been lost. Now, apart from being able to do some spells and fortune-telling, he can't do anything else.

Fortunately, in this soulless world, her skills are more than enough.

The only pity is that people on the Internet don’t really believe in metaphysics.

As a result, Song Yi lost the strength to live in peace and find it difficult to make a living.

Song Yi hawked for a long time, thinking that she would still have zero income today, when someone suddenly applied for a video connection in the live broadcast room.

[Tip: The tycoon brother in the audience gave a reward to the yacht. 】

yacht?Isn’t this a big gift equivalent to RMB 3888?

Song Yi's eyes lit up and she quickly clicked Accept.

Then she saw a handsome face with thick eyebrows and big eyes.

The man's tone was casual: "Master Ruxi, it's so late, don't burn paper! Although your face is a bit ugly, I have sharp eyes and noticed that you have a good figure. Let's do this, you can do a striptease for me, I'll paint rockets for you!"

A rocket is worth 38888, and the platform divides it [-]-[-]. Song Yi can get [-].

She raised her eyebrows and immediately agreed: "Of course."

The rest of the audience immediately became excited: [Damn, Master Wanhao is so awesome! 】

[Let me just say, money can make all the difference. Master Ruxi sold paper money for a few days, but he finally became a sideline anchor?I like! 】

[Hurry up, sister, take off your clothes and I’ll give you a gift too! 】

"Brother Tuhao" is a well-known rich man on the platform. I heard that he often hangs out in the live broadcast area and likes to hunt all kinds of beauties.Song Yi took out the talisman, recited a spell and turned into a villain.

Because of the quick movement, the audience in the live broadcast room did not notice it and thought it was a magic trick.

I didn’t realize that the villain’s clothing and appearance looked a bit like “rich brother”.

Song Yi took out a knife and pointed it at the villain: "Wanhao, right? Come on, let me show you how to dance the striptease in our world of immortality."

After saying that, with a stabbing sound, Song Yi scratched the villain's clothes.

Seeing this, the audience became angry and insulted Song Yi for cheating.

[Isn’t it a striptease?Are you really stupid or just pretending to be stupid?I don’t look at the paper man, I just look at you taking off your clothes! 】

[Master Wan, aren’t you from a wealthy family in the Imperial Capital? Block her for me! 】

Marriott was also a little angry. He was about to scold him, but suddenly he screamed: "Ah!"

On the screen in the live broadcast room, Marriott hugged his body and put his phone aside.

He shivered and shouted: "It's so cold! I'm so cold! What did you do to me?"

It's midsummer now. Looking at the Marriott in the background, how can it be possible to feel cold when you are staying outdoors?
Song Yi chuckled and asked, "Do you still want to take it off? It will be even colder if you take off one more piece."

Her words showed that Marriott's abnormality was related to her weird movements, which immediately silenced everyone.

What did this woman do? !

Wan Hao didn't answer, Song Yi scratched another piece of clothing, and then the man began to spit out white mist and his whole body became stiff.

He was afraid, stretched out his red and swollen fingers and begged for mercy: "This sister, this master! I was wrong... I, I never dare to be disrespectful to you anymore, please let me go...!"

Song Yi nodded with satisfaction and threw the villain into the brazier.

After the paper man was burned, Wanhao's face visibly regained color.

Everyone was amazed, thinking they were seeing special effects:

[It was so scary, it scared me out of my drowsiness. What on earth just happened! 】

【I do not believe!This is fake!Filming a TV series?Is Mr. Wanhao a trustee? ! 】

Song Yi smiled slightly and explained: "It's just a small talisman, but it's you. I think your yang energy between your eyebrows is too strong, or you have heat poison. Do you usually feel dry mouth, upset, and can't sleep all night? Don’t you feel sleepy too?”

Wan Hao nodded repeatedly: "Master is so awesome, how did you know!"

"Just now I helped you get rid of the fever temporarily. In the long run, your body will not be able to bear it, but it will overdraw your life. As for the future, you should avoid smoking, drinking, and saving money, otherwise you may be in danger of premature death. "

"Yes, yes!" Wan Hao was almost in awe of Song Yi. He asked, "Then if you honor the master, is it a waste?"

"Of course it doesn't count. Instead, it accumulates merit." Song Yi calmed down.

As soon as this statement came out, Marriott directly rewarded him with ten rockets.

"Master! You will be my electronic living Bodhisattva from now on. Wait for me to honor you every day!"

(End of this chapter)