Traveling to Daliang Kingdom starts from falling into the water
Chapter 118 Farce
Zhou Banxia dared to say that she had the best hearing. When she heard the first word 'Second brother', she knew that Gu Laosi had gone outside the wall on the side of the kitchen to call someone.
"I heard it!" Gu Erzhu shouted back and said with a smile, "I smell it."
"I'll open the door."
Gu Erlang and Gu Wenxuan said in unison, one handed the son on his lap to his wife, the other put down his chopsticks and slowed down, only to see their father running away.
Mr. Liu shook his head, "Your uncle is such a good person."
Ma Shan heard this and said, "How about I take care of it?"
"No offense." Mrs. Liu glanced and knew that except for the eldest daughter-in-law, who had not yet realized the deep meaning of the child's father's words, the other four knew that this was one thing and not the other.
Especially her quirky old daughter, she guessed that she immediately understood what her father said, and now she couldn't help laughing and choked.
Being glared at by Mrs. Liu, Gu Baoya secretly stuck out her tongue and muttered, "My uncle follows my father, my father follows my mother, the three uncles each have half, and the old uncle takes all."
So insightful!
Zhou Banxia almost couldn't hold back her laughter, but Quan Dang didn't hear it and quickly drank up the haggis soup in the bowl, waiting for Ma Shan who was also seizing the time to finish.
Now that Gu Laosi is here, he will probably have two more drinks. It would be inappropriate for them to share the same table as nieces and nephews.
"You are the only one who is smart." Ms. Liu patted her daughter and said, "You are the one who can talk about your elders? No matter how old or young you are, all of you are aunts. Do you know that your eldest nephew is looking at you?"
"Hehe~" Gu Baoya sneered, "I have to teach my eldest nephew, okay, I was wrong, I will just talk to my family and not mention a word outside."
Gu Wenxuan felt sorry for his only little sister who was being criticized, and swallowed the food in his mouth, "Mom, it's okay, even though my sister is still young, she has a sense of proportion.
Baoya, you are right about the three of them, but not our father.
If our father wants to take care of us, you will be the first to go hungry. If we don’t kill the pigs, we will starve you for three days. "
"Our grandma loves me."
Uh, that's really the case.
The old lady's state of mind is different from that of ordinary people.
She stayed away from the world and did not care about the twins she gave birth to. No matter it was his father or his aunt, she only loved her old son and her old daughter.
Gu Wenxuan: "That's because you were still young and didn't see how hard my grandma beat me.
My grandma is still too old to beat her and kiss her, so I won’t beat her. If you don’t believe me, ask your eldest brother. "
The eldest brother expressed that he was very embarrassed. He is such an honest person!
He nodded slowly, "Brother is not old at that time. Why don't you ask me for help tomorrow?"
"what?"
"Haha..." Little Smart was also confused by the boss! Gu Wenxuan rubbed his stomach and stood up, "I'm full, I'm going back to my room first."
"Don't run."
"Look, the second brother didn't run away, he walked backwards. Okay, no more playing, my father brought my uncle in. Wait, do you want to listen?" Gu Wenxuan opened the door.
"It seems grandma is here too." Zhou Banxia saw that he was struggling to open the wooden door again and raise the curtain. The heat inside had escaped, "Our father said he was going to the main room."
Liu's expression changed.
Soon, she also heard it, and the child's father deliberately reminded her loudly.
I'm really going crazy. I don't care what time it is. I didn't come earlier and rushed to come now!
"I guessed it." Ma Shan didn't know whether to laugh or cry. There was such a ridiculous thing. It was not like her father-in-law and mother-in-law didn't go to the nursing home before dark. "What are you really worried about? What's going on?"
This is called Murphy's Law, which is very evil. The more you worry about something happening, the more likely it is to happen. Seeing that her mother-in-law's expression was getting worse, Zhou Banxia had to remind her, "Mom, it sounds like my uncle came back late with his pen and ink, and he said he didn't have time to inform me and came to our house together. It doesn't look like he's looking for trouble."
They dare to find trouble!
Mrs. Liu pursed her lips and nodded, "You two brothers carry the lantern and invite them to the main room. When they get to the main room, Liulang, you just go about your business.
I'm going to prepare some food and drinks. Baoya is keeping an eye on Chang Suo. Sanya, don't forget to keep an eye on Liulang and go to your grandpa Liu's house on time. Huniu will remind Sanya more.
It's cold and slippery, so be careful, don't let the old man take a cigarette in our house, don't let your aunt and uncle go to the wrong room and get cold. "
Zhou Banxia was not nervous at first, but after hearing her mother-in-law's arrangement, she felt a little uneasy.
Without thinking too much, he quickly responded and then took the dishes and chopsticks.
"Second brother, are you my son?"
"Who dares to say otherwise."
If someone else dared to go to his house and mess around, he would have been doing it since he walked in. If he didn't kick him in the door, his surname is not Gu.
"Then what do you mean by asking why I came here in the first place?"
Ha, are you really drunk? "I'm not worried that it's difficult to walk on the road in the dark, so I'm going to mess with you and my mother." Gu Erzhu coaxed patiently.
"Don't pay attention to your father. Your father drinks too much."
As she said this, Mrs. Gu caught a glimpse of her two grandsons coming out of the kitchen, "I put on my boots before dark and went to show off to your second uncle.
When the fourth child came back, he drank another cup. After drinking too much, he insisted on coming in person.
He really had no choice but to ask your second brother to carry him here. "
Gu Erlang pressed Gu Wenxuan's shoulder, and quickly moved forward to pull Mr. Gu's hand to check for a pulse, but the old man shook him away vigorously, and he couldn't help but laugh.
"It's my grandson's fault, don't be afraid, we are doing a safe diagnosis.
Come on, it's cold outside, let's go inside to warm up. Wife, make some more hangover soup for our grandpa. "
Mrs. Gu slapped Gu Erlang on the back, "What are you talking about?"
"It's okay, Nai. My grandson is not good at school, but one of us can still cope with it after drinking too much.
If it doesn't work, it wouldn't be better if I still have my master. I just need two more injections. "
"Go away, you and I drank too much! Liulang, where is Liulang? Grandpa feels very happy today. Your second grandfather is not as filial as my grandson-in-law.
Your father is an unfilial son. I am not praising my son. He is unfilial. He didn’t even bring me boots. I am not jealous of your second grandfather. He is a P! "
He even said he didn't drink much, so he was talking nonsense. Gu Erzhu let go and looked at the sky speechlessly. What kind of evil did he do in his previous life to end up with such an old man?
Gu Wenxuan held back his laughter and wrapped the cloak around Gu Erzhu, then stepped forward and said, "I'm here. Listen to my big brother. It's cold outside. Can I help you into the house first?"
My eldest brother?
Mrs. Gu lowered her eyes.
Gu Laosi looked at his nephew and sighed to himself, he shouldn't have come tonight, he was afraid he would be blamed by his second brother and his family again. "Dad, Rokuro is afraid that you'll be cold, so let's go inside first and talk about it——"
"Go away, you unfilial son!" Mr. Gu stretched out his legs to kick him, staggered and almost fell to the ground. Gu Wenxuan was so frightened that he hurriedly held him up.
Almost, I got hit.
It's better if he falls down, but if he doesn't, he'll have to recuperate at his home.
"Rokuro, take a look, your father and your uncle are unfilial. They teamed up and threw me to your uncle, and neither of them can even be seen."
"How can I say this is appropriate? My father is not the elder, and my uncle is the youngest.
The family rules and regulations are like this. Because of the reputation of the uncle and first cousin, my father and third uncle cannot take you and me to live in the family for old age. "
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