Gods will go crazy if they stay for a long time

Du Yan ran away as soon as he finished his debt and ran back to his yard.

Looking at his own 'zoo', there is a toad, a cat and a snake, as well as his own food reserves.

The cat was chasing the snake, and the snake fled in a hurry, but the toad still had to make up for it with a few more blows.Very nice and harmonious.

Du Yan closed her dilapidated door, but it wasn't because she didn't repair it.But the next day after the repair, he would be scolded and dismantled like this, just like Huahua. He missed Huahua a little, but he would fix it later.

Du Yan opened the door again. Very good. Liu Yue'er formed a snake cake and nested it on the stone table. Do you like this table very much?Always on top?
Qing Mo was sitting on a stool next to the stone table, clasping the snake's scales. How can I describe it? It's very embarrassing. Liu Yue'er, you have to stand up and beat him.

Du Sheng was nesting on the stone steps at the door. If they hadn't seen his fighting prowess just now, anyone would think that he was just a cute little kitten that was a little fatter.

Du Yan: Actor, he is an actor.

It's very beautiful. It looks like the time has passed peacefully. It's very satisfying to cross the smoke.

It's not easy to maintain this illusion, so don't ask for too much. Duyan walked to the door of Duyan, picked up the Dusheng, put it on your shoulders to prevent them from entering the house, lowered the ban, and locked them in. No outside access allowed.

Sister, I'm going to vomit.

Du Yan took out a round transparent ball and input spiritual power into the ball until the transparent ball turned golden.

Activate the elf ball to summon dad. Come out, Pika dad.

After waiting for a long time, Pica's father, ah, it wasn't Duyan's father who showed up.Du Yan lifted Du Sheng up and faced his father, "Smash it with me!"

Father Duyan looked at the big ball of white fur in front of him. What was it? Father Duyan took a few steps back.

Du Sheng was so heavy that Du Yan's arms were sore that he threw Du Sheng to the ground.Bang, he landed on his back.

?Isn’t it said that cats are sensitive creatures?How many times have you been a little rude?

"What the hell is this?" Du Guyuan widened his eyelids in disbelief.

Don't stare, it's just that big, it won't be bigger if you stare any longer.

"Iron donkey?"

"Meow" Du Sheng, who had already gotten up from the ground, meowed in reply.

"It's really my eldest son's fault." Only then did Du Guyuan believe that it was his eldest son's fault.

"Wife, come here quickly, my daughter has found our son." Du Guyuan shouted in the distance, and a beautiful woman appeared in the golden ball.

"Hey, mother, you're so fat~ Why are you so fat?" When Mrs. Du was lamenting that her son could finally be found, she was stunned when she saw such a big lump, and she made a soul sound to her son. one strike.

You can't have such great malice towards a city's cats.

"Meow meow meow meow meow meow~"

If you do this, you will lose me sooner or later, ahhhh, I am so annoyed.

Cat is very angry.

"I have questions." Du Yan raised his hand, waiting for the teacher to call him.

"Speak." Du Guyuan nodded, and Mrs. Du next to her was still playing with Du Sheng.

Du Sheng meowed there to resist his mother, he was not a dog.

"My brother, why did he turn into a cat? Isn't he dead? There are no bones left."

"It's a long story." Du Guyuan touched his beard and looked sad.

"Then you should keep your story short." Du Yan didn't like his father either.

"Who said your brother is dead? Your brother just failed to temper his immortal body, so his physical body was destroyed."

It's short and incisive, so it's a long story about Namodo there.

"Then why did he turn into a cat?" Isn't Du Sheng a fish?Why did you become a cat?

"He can transform into any animal, not just cats."

So in other words, he can turn into any animal. "Wow" Du Sheng was so angry that Mrs. Du made her angry, and even his pronunciation changed when he was angry.

I can see that I'm very angry.
Du Sheng turned around, lay down on the ground and closed his eyes. No matter what Mrs. Du called him, he ignored his mother-in-law.

"Where is the second aunt?" Du Yan asked his father.

"Your second aunt is looking for a young man." Du Guyuan's few words had a huge impact on Du Sheng.

"She and the second uncle?" Du Yan asked cautiously in a low voice.

"Oh, you said this, your second uncle and your second aunt divorced two days ago," Du Guyuan said easily, which was a big blow to Du Yan.She needed to slow down.

"Because of what?" In Du Yan's impression, hadn't the relationship between the second aunt and the second uncle always been very good?

"You're talking about this. They said there's nothing new. They want to find some excitement, change their identities, pretend to be strangers and fall in love again."

It has to be an old married couple, so the excitement is too great.

"Don't worry, they have been divorced for eight times and are fine." Du Guyuan said don't worry, they are both fine.

"This time, your second aunt is a lonely daughter who was hurt by her brother's violent attack because her father did not care for her mother. Your second uncle is a down-and-out scholar who raised his son alone and lived a hard life with optimism." It's really hard to embarrass your cousin. You still have to follow him. Mom and Dad act in silence.

"Old man, I think they can do the script this time, how about the two of us..." Mrs. Du poked Du Guyuan's waist with her finger and looked at Du GY City with an ambiguous look.

The old man was so happy that he bent down and picked up Mrs. Du like a princess and left. When he left, he said, "I feel that the body is soft and delicate, and the daughter of a nobleman and the king of Baoshan Mountain /This is good."

At the last moment when the screen disappeared, Du Yan could still see his old mother shyly punching his old father.

It's cool. If you really have nothing to do, can you go out to eliminate demons and defend the way?

"Brother, can you speak human language?" Du Yan squatted down and poked Du Sheng's overflowing belly with his finger.

"Meow"

What are you barking at?

Tsk, forget it, good people don’t care about cats.

The moment Du Yan was about to stand up and leave, a sinful little slap fell on Du Sheng's back, and he ran away quickly.

Sorry, I'm not human.

Meow meow meow meow
Du Sheng cursed really dirty.

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"Xiao Feng, Xiao Feng Xiao Feng, please pay attention to me, please Xiao Feng." An Cheng dragged his chin with his hands and stared at Dan Lu Tu Feng with burning eyes.

Tu Feng was drawing the talisman attentively.

Being quarreled by An Cheng, I made a mistake in one stroke.

Yes, another one is invalidated.

Ancheng kept making noises next to him, which made him upset and invalidated several pieces of paper. There were not many yellow papers left in his private collection.

"Tsk, if you can't be quiet, get out of here." Tu Feng always had a smile on his face, even now he said cruel words in the gentlest tone.

oh oh oh.

"Good boy Acheng, I will beat you to death if you keep arguing." Tu Feng was still smiling, but anyone who knew Tu Feng knew that he was really angry and he could really do it.

Ancheng sat upright obediently, pretending to have needles with his hands, sealed his mouth, and quietly watched the wind draw the talisman.

Ah~ It's much quieter.

Tufeng concentrated on drawing the symbols.

(End of this chapter)