Rebirth of the Three Kingdoms: The New Biography of Guan Ping

So should I just wait here honestly, or just be Fan Kuai for a while.Just look at the entertainment embarrassment picture
After waiting for a long time, they could hear the bustling inside, the voices came from far to near, it was Cao Cao, Liu Guanzhang and the four said and came out.

"Today's drink is really not satisfying, not satisfying."

"Brother Meng De, the ability to prepare wine is meager. I can't make Brother Meng De happy. I'm really terrified... very terrified."

"Hahaha... It's okay, you and I will continue to drink tomorrow, how about it?"[

"Since Brother Mengde invited you, I dare not obey."

While talking, several people had arrived at the door. Cao Cao caught sight of Guan Ping who was waiting at the door, and waved to Guan Ping as if seeing a baby, and said with a smile, "Come... come... Guan Ping, come with me Have a few cups."

Guan Ping respectfully returned the gift to Cao Cao, while standing still.

Seeing Guan Ping's difficulty, Liu Bei pretended to be sullen and said, "Ping'er, don't hesitate to agree to the prime minister."

"Yes, yes." Guan Ping agreed and saluted the three brothers Liu, Guan and Zhang.Anyway, Guan Ping is based on one principle, not to offend on both sides. To put it bluntly, it is called scumbag, and to put it nicely, it is called up for sale.

Guan Ping followed Cao Cao to the kiosk in the backyard. Seeing that the wine utensils had not been cleared away, Cao Cao and his maid cleaned up the cups, replaced them, added charcoal fire, poured out new wine, and started drinking again.

"Sit." Cao Cao pointed to the small couch in the pavilion.

Guan Ping knew that Cao Cao liked bold people, so he didn't feel shy, so he sat down carelessly.

"Okay! Haha!" Cao Cao was really satisfied, and said with a smile, "I asked your uncle to sit down just now, but he was so talkative, he refused for a long time, as if there were nails on the couch."

"Hahaha..." The two laughed.

The two were leaning on the railing to drink, and they were half drunk when they suddenly saw cloudy clouds and a shower was coming.

Cao Cao sighed: "It's strange, just now Xuande and I drank together for a while, and the sky is also the same, but it's just bursts of thunder, and it didn't rain. Now, it seems to be coming back!"

Guan Ping responded with a smile: "There is a saying in my hometown, which is: Stinky farts don't make noise, and loud farts don't smell bad. Let's see how loud the thunder will be later that day? Jiuxiao, it must not be raining; if the thunder is barely audible, it will be pouring."

"Hahaha..." Cao Cao laughed a few times, and said, "The saying in your hometown is really vulgar... But after thinking about it, it makes sense. Let's wait and see."

The two drank a few more cups, Cao Cao got up, pointed Jiangshan with his fingers, and said: "Just now, brother Xuande and I pointed out the heroes of the world, but it's a pity that he didn't let me enjoy myself."

"Uncle Ping, with a humble ear, how can his knowledge be compared to the prime minister." Guan Ping couldn't let Cao Cao attack Liu Bei, so he must belittle Liu Bei in front of Cao Cao, so as to reduce his wariness of Liu Bei.

"No!" Cao Cao drew another lamp, and said, "Although your uncle is not a hero in the world, he is powerful enough, and he can be regarded as a half-hero." Thinking about it, it is impossible to compare Liu Bei with himself.

"Guan Ping, do you know how many heroes there are in the world?" Cao Cao, who must have been a little dizzy after drinking twice in a row, asked while drinking.

Guan Ping is naturally impossible to point out the heroes of the world like Cao Cao, that may bring disaster to himself.

"Looking at today's world, there are many heroes, and talents are coming out in large numbers. Except for the prime minister, there are only two people who can be called heroes. One is Yuan Shao from Hebei, and the other is Sun Bofu from Jiangdong. The rest are mediocre people. , and will be captured by the prime minister sooner or later."

"Oh." Cao Cao was very interested: "I would like to hear more about it."

Guan Ping said to him: "Yuan Shao, the fourth generation and the third lord, now occupies the land of the four prefectures. There are many good generals and ministers under his command, who can accomplish great things. However, Sun Bofu of Jiangdong has a strong blood. It can also be a big deal.”

If he is too stupid in front of Cao Cao, he will not reuse himself; if he is too smart, he will be wary of himself.Only Yuan Shao and Sun Ce were taken, which happened to be in the middle of the two, which made Cao Cao think that although Guan Ping was useful, he would not pose a threat to him.

After listening to Guan Ping's explanation, Cao Cao was a little disappointed, but he was also relieved, shook his head and smiled and said, "Yuan Shao is fierce and timid, he is always scheming, he does great things but cherishes himself, and sees small gains. And forgetting his life, how can he be called a hero; as for Sun Ce, who is full of blood, he is so brave that he will be killed by an assassin sooner or later. How can he achieve great things."

It has to be said that Cao Cao's ability to judge people is worthy of being a master.In a few words, Yuan Shao was completely summarized, and in the same few words, Sun Ce's fate was almost predicted.

Guan Ping acted as if he had suddenly realized, nodded frequently, and said: "Sure enough, sure enough, just like my theory of loud farts, Yuan Shaozhi's color is louder than louder, but he doesn't stink, and he can't make great things happen; Sun Ce's aggressiveness is also louder. , It will be gone after the fight, and it will not be a big deal."

Cao Cao laughed and said: "Your stinking theory, although it is practical, but it is really not elegant, it is better to change it."

The two were chatting and laughing, but there was no thunder in the sky for a long time, and then suddenly, there was a splash, and the heavy rain broke out. The two of them could not drink, so they had to retreat into the house.

Cao Cao sighed with a smile: "Sure enough, the farts are silent..."

The two looked at each other and laughed.

After a while, when the rain subsided, Guan Ping got up to say goodbye. He left Prime Minister Cao Cao's mansion and went to the racecourse again to tame the precious black horse.

Because Guan Ping knew that soon after, Yuan Shu, who had nowhere to hide after being beaten by Cao Cao, wanted to take Chuanguo Yuxi northward to join his brother Yuan Shao, and Cao Cao would order Liu Bei to lead his army to intercept in the northeast of Xuzhou.

Inspired by the wine cooking this time, Guan Ping felt that Liu Bei's subordinates were the dullest and quietest.

Under Cao Cao, they can live comfortably, but only under Liu Bei, can they make a fortune in silence, so as to achieve the shocking effect of turning the whole house smelly without sound.

Moreover, even if they take refuge in Cao Cao, the famous Battle of Guandu will start soon.

Therefore, no matter which way it is, it is necessary to have a good horse, and to tame Wu Zai is an urgent matter.