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Chapter 153: The ham sausage version of rat poison, smart enough to eat it in just 2 mouthfuls!
Chapter 153: The ham sausage version of rat poison, smart enough to eat it in two mouthfuls!
"What exactly is cleverness..."
Yan Zhi knocked on his head.
I tried hard to recall the name, but the last name seemed to be stuck.
"Is He smart?"
Sudden.
A voice sounded in front of Yan Zhi.
After hearing it clearly, Yan Zhi's eyes lit up.
Nodding happily, "Yes, yes, it's He Congming!"
"It was his roommate who called and said he had taken rat poison by mistake."
"I also wrote down his roommate's cell phone number, it's on that note."
Su Bingbing and Mu Yao came back after adding WeChat messages.
Then he saw Chen Mu carrying the diagnosis and treatment box with a collapsed look on his face, "Reporter Su, let's go to He Chongming's dormitory."
Su Bingbing's footsteps paused.
The expression on his face began to become subtle, "Dr. Chen, are you going to tell me that He Congming swallowed a light bulb again?"
Chen Mu shook his head and walked downstairs.
Su Bingbing followed quickly, still with an incredulous expression on her face, "Did you really swallow the light bulb?"
"Is he lacking any vitamins in his body? Didn't Dr. Chen say before that if a person's body lacks any vitamins, he will want to eat something?"
"Dr. Chen, do you think He Chongming's body is missing a light bulb?"
Chen Mu already had one foot on Driver He's ambulance.
Hearing Su Bingbing's words, he almost staggered again.
Chen Mu turned around and gave Su Bingbing a thumbs up, "Reporter Su, you know about light bulbs, and you also know what's missing..."
Explain your destination clearly to the driver.
Chen Mu couldn't wait, took out his cell phone, and dialed the number of He Chongming's roommate according to the number on the note.
The call just got through.
Chen Mu heard the call from the other side of the phone: "Doctor Chen, is this Dr. Chen? Is it Dr. Chen from the school doctor's office?"
Chen Mu was helpless: "It's me."
"I was not in the school doctor's office just now, and the classmate who was responsible for helping convey the news only said that He Chongming had taken rat poison by mistake."
"How could there be rat poison in the dormitory, and how could the rat poison be taken by mistake?"
Hearing Chen Mu's words.
The classmate on the other side of the phone choked up, "I bought the rat poison, but Dr. Chen, there's really nothing I can do about it."
"Recently, there have been rats infesting the section of the woods in our school."
"You said that even a grown man like me wouldn't be afraid of a palm-sized rat like ours in the north."
"But you haven't seen that mouse. Oh my god, he is as big as half my arm, about the same size as a stray cat."
"Sometimes when I come back from evening self-study, it's scary how scary those things are running around on the ground."
Chen Mu was helpless: "So, you just bought rat poison?"
This classmate's desire to share is no worse than that of Shi Dan before him.
even.
What's more.
The boy on the other side of the phone nodded in a crying tone.
nodded.
Then I remembered that Dr. Chen might not see him nodding.
He quickly said: "But Dr. Chen, you will know when you come and take a look later. The rat poison I bought is really the kind of rat poison that is very common on the market, with red sugar particles, and it says rat poison on the package."
Chen Mu was a little confused: "So, are you saying that He Chongming knew it was rat poison, but still ate it?"
"I want to try to see if my life is hard or not?"
If the person concerned is another patient.
Chen Mu would never ask such an unreliable question.
But this patient is He Chongming.
Inexplicable.
Chen Mu is "prejudiced" and thinks that this is something He Chongming can do.
I heard what Chen Mu said.
The boy on the other side of the phone was even more panicked, "No, no..."
"Dr. Chen, we really took He Chongming to have his brain checked this morning. There is nothing wrong with his brain." "The psychiatrist also did a test, but they just said that he is more stubborn and one-dimensional. It’s not really a mental illness.”
Chen Mu still remained skeptical, "Then he took rat poison?"
The boy was helpless: "When it comes to this matter, I feel a little blamed."
"It was also my first time to buy rat poison online. I didn't expect that the owner of the online store also gave me a sausage version of rat poison."
"Dr. Chen, do you know that the rat poison looks just like the chicken sausage we eat every day?"
Chen Mu: "..."
he does not know.
In a time that he didn't know, even rat poison in the outside world had become so advanced?
"It's also my fault that I didn't look at it when I was unpacking the express. I dumped the things on the table and went out."
"Later I sent him a WeChat message and asked him to help me bring rat poison to the rats downstairs when he went out."
"Result, result..."
The boy on the other side of the phone started to choke.
"Not long after, He Chongming sent me a message saying that he had helped me get it done."
"He also said that I am a very particular person today. I asked him for help and even left a piece of ham for him."
"My whole body felt bad at the time. I wanted to say that I had never done anything so particular. Where did the ham come from?"
"My phone suddenly rang. The owner of the online store sent me a message, saying that he had given me a sausage version of rat poison and asked me to give him a five-star review!"
"Everyone is going to die!"
"He also wants five-star reviews!"
On the other side of the phone, I heard the boy's cry of collapse.
-
"Hiss! The smart roommate + the smart online store owner, invincible!"
"I have become stupid now. I originally wanted to laugh at the smart guy, but if I think about it carefully..."
"Think about it carefully. There is a piece of ham on my roommate's table. Who can resist the temptation?"
"The person who just used my roommate's ham sausage for instant noodles is now stupid. I won't eat the rat poison version of ham sausage, right?"
"Smart people are already on their way to the school hospital. If I really fall into the school hospital, the school doctor will definitely not leave me alone, right?"
"Doctor of your school: I am lucky to meet you!"
"..."
-
"Don't cry yet. Is He Congming in the dormitory or somewhere else?"
"Can you check on him?"
The boy's choking sounds stopped.
Subsequently.
Chen Mu heard a sparse sound.
It didn't take long.
Then I heard a weak voice coming from the other side of the phone, "Doctor Chen...am I really going to die..."
Hear this voice.
Chen Mu also breathed a sigh of relief.
The person is still awake.
It means there is still hope.
On the other side of the phone, the voice of He Chongming's roommate came again.
"Dr. Chen, He Chongming can still move for the time being, but he foams at the mouth from time to time."
"I just came back to see if he could still move, so I helped him downstairs."
"Dr. Chen, I think I saw your ambulance!"
Listen to the voice on the phone.
Chen Mu looked intently.
Then I saw a boy downstairs in the boy's apartment waving his hands excitedly towards the ambulance.
"Dr. Chen, I'm waving! Did you see us?"
Chen Mu responded: "I see you."
His eyes passed over the boy waving his hand.
Only his side was seen.
There is also a boy.
The upper half of his body almost fell into the trash can.
The whole person kept "cracking" on the trash can.
The corners of Chen Mu's lips began to twitch.
(End of this chapter)
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