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Chapter 173 I’m lying on the floor in the hospital. Tell me what else happens!

Fatty didn't even need to finish his sentence.

Chen Mu could guess what the unfinished sentence he said next was.

This fat man...

I also pooped my pants!

Like the fat man, Chen Mu couldn't help but raise his hands to cover his face.

This is the job of the school hospital.

Did he really have to do it? !

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"I really agree with what I said. There must be a phoenix chick beside Wolong..."

"It's okay for college students to poop in their pants. Fortunately, brothers, let's poop together!"

"Haicheng University's new school rules prohibit the consumption of entire boxes of senna granules or other laxatives during school hours!"

"Future freshmen: There is something wrong with our school! Who in the right mind would eat a whole box of that stuff?!"

"I'm a scumbag college student. I'm going to tell you why our school has so many outrageous school rules. It turns out that so many seniors worked hard to come up with them..."

"How virtuous and talented Haicheng University is, it can actually have "crouching dragon and phoenix chicks" at the same time!"

"..."

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"Dr. Chen, what should we do..."

Jiao Jiao himself lived for nearly twenty years.

I never thought that I could do such a shameful thing just by going to college.

Or in front of the live broadcast cameras on the entire network.

If you don't know that your acting skills are not good.

He performed a high and low performance here and fainted.

Chen Mu's lips twitched unconsciously, "What else can I do? Go take a shower and change your pants!"

"There is a bathroom in the campus hospital. Wait a moment while I look for the key."

The fat man on the side asked equally anxiously: "What about the pants?!"

"Are we going to go back like this and get our pants?"

They took laxatives and their diarrhea was watery!

On the way back.

Wouldn’t it be possible to pee all the way? !

Fatty now feels that he can dig a grave for himself.

Lying in!

The face in this life will never be lost again!

Looking at the two college students who wanted to bury themselves, Chen Mu sighed deeply again.

Not a word was said.

Went to the next door.

Following the camera, the big brother followed closely behind Chen Mu.

I was afraid that I might miss some wonderful scenes accidentally.

Chen Mu held the key.

Went to a room next door that had no door number.

After opening the door.

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"Shall I go? What's going on?"

"Can any students from other universities please answer this question? Will the campus hospital of your school, like Haicheng University, have rooms to provide students with clothing?"

"Although I really want to say that our school has it, it seems like it really doesn't exist?!"

"Why does a school hospital prepare so many clothes?"

"There are actually men's and women's styles, spring and autumn, summer and winter styles, and various sizes!"

"Haicheng University's annual funds are all spent on this place. Has no one reported it?"

"Haicheng students raised their hands weakly. These are targeted donations from the senior leaders of our school. The school has nothing to waste."

"This is not the most outrageous thing. There is also a senior who donated a park to our school, saying that the school doesn't even have a park. It's too shabby..."

"So many big boss seniors? Why do I feel that the feng shui of Haicheng University is both good and bad?!"

"Maybe the big guys have sucked away all the good luck, and the rest is..."

"Withdraw, withdraw, withdraw quickly! If there is, I don't want to talk about it!"

"..."

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Chen Mu found a pair of pants in the house that were suitable for Jiao Jiao and his friends.

I didn't even forget to grab a pair of disposable underwear in the right size.

Then he came out of the house and locked the door. "Take these and change them..."

Chen Mu returned to the school doctor's office and was about to send the two students to change their pants first.

I saw Xu Liang sitting in his seat.

Fatty and Jiao Jiao both sat opposite Xu Liang.

Xu Liang held one in each hand, checking the pulses of two people at the same time.

Chen Mu raised his eyebrows in surprise and whispered: "This boy is quite capable!"

Hear sounds.

Xu Liang looked up and saw Chen Mu at the door.

He jumped up from the chair in a panic, "Dr. Chen, I just want to see how they are doing. I definitely don't mean to take your place!"

He doesn't quite understand Chen Mu's character yet.

But some fronts are very concerned about the sense of proportion.

Chen Mu smiled and shook his head.

He walked in and gave the clothes in his hands to Jiao Jiao and the other two.

Looking at Xu Liang with a smile, "How's it going? What did you see?"

Xu Liang nodded and said: "Preliminary judgment is that these two patients have dehydration and stomach deficiency."

Chen Mu appreciated it even more.

"Very well, tell me your treatment plan."

Xu Liang's eyes unconsciously fell on the pants of the two patients in front of him.

The two classmates who had shitted their pants also wanted to hide their legs under the table in embarrassment.

But actually.

There was no way to hide the stinky smell in the house.

Xu Liang couldn't help but imitate Chen Mu, sighed, and said: "My plan is to use acupuncture to stimulate the acupoints first."

"Let the two students stop having diarrhea for the time being, then change into clean clothes, send them to the hospital, have their stomachs lavaged, and get nutritional injections..."

Chen Mu curled his lips and looked at Jiao Jiao and the other two.

"Okay, in that case, I'll give them acupuncture first."

"I've also opened the shower door. You can just take them there later."

"There is a red valve at the door of the house. Turn it to the right and there will be hot water."

Xu Liang cautiously took the key handed over by Chen Mu.

When he spoke, he still showed his trademark lack of confidence, "Dr. Chen, can I just come and perform acupuncture on these two classmates?"

"Otherwise, you'd better come..."

Chen Mu shook his head, "I still have very important things to do. You are responsible for taking care of them first."

talking.

Don't give Xu Liang a chance to continue to shirk.

Chen Mu took his cell phone and walked to the window.

Xu Liang looked at Chen Mu's back and opened his mouth, but in the end he could only bite the bullet.

Let Jiao Jiao lie on the examination bed while he performs acupuncture.

By the window of the school doctor's office.

Chen Mu skillfully found Vice Principal Zheng's number in the phone book.

Called it.

As soon as the call was connected.

Vice Principal Zheng's collapsed voice came from over there, "Doctor Chen, can I call you ancestor!"

"There are so many school leaders in our school, can you go call the others!"

"I'm not a few years younger than the principal. You can't possibly cause trouble for me alone!"

Chen Mu was helpless.

He smiled bitterly and said: "Vice Principal Zheng, I'm not calling you this time because there are students who need surgery. The students just have a small problem..."

"Really?"

The person on the other side of the phone obviously didn't believe it very much, "The student is fine, will you call me?"

"Why do I not believe you so much?"

Chen Mu had no choice but to say, "There is really nothing wrong with the student. I am calling you. On the one hand, I want to thank you for your generous approval of the four refrigerators given to the school doctor's office."

"Haha!" Vice Principal Zheng was not fooled at all, "There is no need to compliment me for such a trivial matter!"

"I'm lying directly on the floor of the hospital now. I can't break it!"

"Tell me directly, what is the other side of you?"

(End of this chapter)