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Chapter 189 Professor, senior brother stabbed himself to the hemiplegia!
Chapter 189 Professor, senior brother stabbed himself to the hemiplegia!
Chen Mu was even more speechless.
Whenever one of these six professors or the other five professors urged him like this.
Chen Mu is very willing to show off his medical skills.
Simply show off your personal skills.
The issue is……
Does he know Professor Liu Yao? !
For a while when he was a child, the old man took on a job of providing medical assistance to the countryside.
He was fostered in the medical clinic of his old friend, Professor Liu Yao.
At first, Professor Liu Yao took him with him and taught him how to take people's pulse.
At first Chen Mu was very interested, but after learning a few in succession, all of which were common diseases, Chen Mu lost interest.
When Professor Liu Yao wasn't paying attention, he ran inside to play alone.
kid.
Hungry fast.
Just when he was about to go to Professor Liu Yao to ask for food, he saw a ginseng on the table.
no packaging.
It was just so bare and straight, thrown there.
At that moment, Chen Mu felt that it should be a bargain.
After all, his stingy master would hide ten yuan in his socks, and the ones he could throw on the table like this were probably the kind of ginseng grown at the foot of Changbai Mountain that wholesales for one or two yuan a piece.
Not much different from a big white radish?
The issue is……
Children are very curious, and even at that time Chen Mu decided that the ginseng on the table might be a bargain.
But he was four or five years old at that time.
I had never tasted this kind of "big white radish", but I still couldn't suppress my curiosity. I hugged the ginseng stick and chewed half of it in one breath.
Then he fell asleep holding the "big white radish".
When he wakes up.
I saw the old man coming back, and before he could happily rush to the old man's side.
Brag to the old man about his progress during this time.
Then I saw the old man pulling out his belt.
When Chen Mu was a child, it could almost be said that he was beaten by the old man from childhood to adulthood!
At that time, I didn't realize what kind of trouble I had gotten into.
But the body's reaction was much faster than the brain's, and he subconsciously rushed down from the chair.
And the old man was just as Chen Mu guessed, wearing a pair of rag shoes and holding his belt.
The whole hospital was chasing after him.
Later, I saw the old man taking money from his socks and paying it to Professor Liu Yao one by one.
Only then did Chen Mu, who was still young, realize how much trouble he had caused.
Lost money.
This matter was over with Professor Liu Yao, but the kid was so thin-skinned.
Chen Mu knew that he had done something wrong. Later, every time the old man wanted to go out, Chen Mu said that he could be at home alone and would not go to Professor Liu Yao's house.
And today.
It was also the first time that Chen Mu reunited with Professor Liu Yao after he got into trouble.
I saw Professor Liu Yao winking at him in front of the camera like an old naughty boy.
Chen Mu sighed inwardly.
It seems that Professor Liu Yao brought so many old professors to Haicheng University to help, not because of Mu Yao's request for help, but mostly because of him.
only……
Chen Mu opened his mouth.
Subconsciously, he wanted to ask, Professor Liu Yao was here to help him.
Was it Professor Liu Yao's own idea, or did the old man owe the other party another favor? !
The words of inquiry are already on his lips.
Professor Liu Yao already urged with a smile: "My dear friend, this is the first time I've met a junior like you at your age!"
"Let me see how good you are."
"Can you compare with us old guys?!"
Following Professor Liu Yao's urging, the remaining professors also spoke one after another.
"My little friend, don't be afraid of the stage. Just follow the rhythm you used before to meet this little girl!"
"Even if the result is incorrect, it doesn't matter. Even though I'm so old, I still can't understand Chinese medicine. I still feel that this thing is not medicine, but metaphysics!"
"Can you come on, what you can't figure out is metaphysics? According to you, if people in the past saw airplanes, wouldn't it be called a miracle?"
"Little friend, Lao Liu has the highest level of facial recognition among our group. You can show him your level. If there are any deficiencies, he can give you some guidance!"
Professor Liu Yao waved his hand with a smile, "What are you talking about? I think this kid's level may be on par with mine."
"I just don't know if my friend is willing to let us old guys watch for a while?"
Chen Mu stared at Professor Liu Yao for a long time.
The corners of his lips raised slightly: "In that case, this junior is showing his shame."
He finally understood.
Regardless of whether Professor Liu Yao came to Haicheng University to see him, it was the professor's own idea or the old man's instructions behind his back.
There is only one purpose.
I want to take advantage of the live broadcast to set up a stage for him in front of the masses.
Let more people, who can make decisions, see his medical level.
After realizing this.
Chen Mu felt even more helpless in his heart. These were the people who originally persuaded him to come to the school hospital to lie down.
These are the same people who now feel that he is underestimating his talents while working in the school hospital.
Why haven't they realized it yet?
Whether he will get out of the hospital emergency room is not a matter of medical skills at all.
But...
Chen Mu met Professor Liu Yao's encouraging gaze.
The hands placed under the table were squeezed quietly.
An unprecedented fighting spirit arose in my heart.
but……
A group of old men set up a stage for him!
If he doesn't cooperate, that's unreasonable, right? !
Chen Mu's eyes fell on Xu Ling'er's fair arms again, and he said, "Gently pinch the flesh on your arms and thighs. Are they all soft?"
Xu Ling'er confirmed what Chen Mu said.
He nodded in surprise, "That's true! Dr. Chen, I haven't noticed these little details you mentioned before?!"
Chen Mu pointed at her arm and continued: "Try shaking your arm and see if the soft flesh on your arm also shakes?"
Although she is fat.
But he’s not so fat that he’s exaggerated, right? !
Isn't it a bit too much to say that when a person shakes his body, his meat also shakes?
Although Xu Ling'er still had some doubts about Chen Mu's statement.
But just by meeting Chen Mu face to face, Chen Mu could tell that she had taken hormone medicine, and even the approximate length of time she had taken the medicine.
She was still willing to cooperate with Chen Mu.
Shaking his arms in front of the camera.
Followed by.
The flesh on the arm swayed accordingly.
"Really, it's shaking?" Xu Ling'er stared at her arm, dumbfounded.
—
"Shall I go? What's going on? Is Chinese medicine so magical?"
"Actually, this situation is caused by more fat and water in the body, resulting in soft flesh and puffiness. Many doctors can see this."
"Dr. Chen's real miraculous skill is his ability to determine when Xu Ling'er took hormone drugs. I saw with my own eyes that our old professor replayed the live broadcast several times. The old professor was dumbfounded..."
"Yes, our old professor just threw away his hands and walked away, saying that he was old and his facial skills were not as good as those of a young man. He was shocked?!"
"The friend upstairs and I may be in the same class. If you look back, the professor walked away and then sneaked in through the back door to watch the live broadcast..."
"???"
"Good guy, I looked back and the professor is really back. Not only is he back, he also borrowed paper and pen from the classmates in the back row. Are you preparing to take notes?"
"Live and learn. No wonder people can become professors. Such a learning attitude will leave a lot of people behind..."
「……」 ——
Chen Mu nodded lightly, "The flesh on your body is basically fat muscle caused by taking hormone drugs."
"If my judgment is correct, what you had before was probably Henoch-Schonlein purpura?"
Xu Ling'er gave Chen Mu a thumbs up again, "Dr. Chen, you are really amazing!"
Chen Mu continued: "Under normal circumstances, if you suffer from Henoch-Schonlein purpura, doctors usually advise patients not to overwork themselves, but you should often overwork yourself all night long while taking the medicine."
"Eating is basically a rush."
"Plus, I don't care about your appearance, you probably haven't been sick for long."
"I'm guessing that you were in your senior year of high school and got allergic purpura, and then you took hormone medication for half a year?"
Xu Ling'er was already stupid.
Looking at Chen Mu blankly: "Doctor Chen, you are really a god!"
"If you hadn't asked for my horoscope, I would have suspected that you were not a doctor, but a fortune teller."
Chen Mu smiled and pointed at Xu Ling'er's personal information on the computer.
He opened his mouth and said: "If you were born on this day, month and day, a powerful fortune teller can also calculate your horoscope and give you a rough estimate of your life. It's just that it won't be so accurate without a specific time."
Xu Ling'er was running out of brain power, "Dr. Chen, are you really telling my fortune?"
"Then can you calculate for me by the way, what is my fortune this year? Do I have a chance of winning five million?"
Chen Mu's smile froze in place.
What is going on in the minds of contemporary college students?
You haven't even started to work as a social animal yet, and you're already dreaming about winning the lottery and lying down?
He shook his head helplessly: "I'm just a doctor, how could I tell your fortune..."
"Come here first, and I'll roll out your bracelet for you."
"Reporter Su, help me get some dish soap and water."
Su Bingbing just said "Hello".
He saw a colorful afterimage passing by him.
Take a closer look.
I saw Professor Liu Yao walking back with dish soap and water.
Su Bingbing: "..."
For the first time, I had a sense of crisis about whether I could keep my assistant job. This sense of crisis actually came from an old professor from a major university? !
Chen Mu took what Professor Liu Yao handed over.
Mixed with a little water.
Apply the dishwashing liquid on Xu Ling'er's hands carefully.
Sudden.
A basin of water was placed under the arms of Xu Ling'er and Chen Mu.
Chen Mu looked in the direction of Professor Liu Yao with some confusion.
He saw Professor Liu Yao looking at him with a blank expression, "My friend, after adding the dishwashing liquid, there is a high possibility that you will not be able to hold the bracelet when you bring it down."
"If the bracelet really slips out accidentally."
"With this basin of water below, it can provide a buffer and protect the bracelet."
Listen to what Professor Liu Yao said.
Chen Mu stayed for a moment.
Feeling a little guilty, he said, "I was careless."
Apologizing.
Chen Mu did not let go of Xu Ling'er's hand.
The detergent was clearly smeared all over Xu Ling'er's hands, but Chen Mu still squeezed her hands and rubbed them carefully.
Xu Ling'er looked at Chen Mu, her face slightly red.
Why didn't Dr. Chen let go of her hand? Could it be that he was interested in her?
If Dr. Chen likes her, that would be great!
She couldn't believe that it was possible for her to find a boyfriend as handsome as Dr. Chen in her life.
I don’t know when Dr. Chen confessed his love to her.
How many children will she and Dr. Chen have?
—
"???"
"No, why haven't you let go of the girl's hand now? Doctor Chen won't take advantage of the girl in public?"
"I'm also shocked. It's been two minutes and I still haven't let go of her hand?!"
"It's still being broadcast, with such disgusting gestures. I don't know how many times Haicheng University students have been bullied when they are not broadcasting!"
"???"
"No, are you from Haicheng University? Are you just spreading rumors about our school doctor here?"
"I sprained my waist before, so I went to the school doctor's office for a massage. Dr. Chen is very nice, okay?"
"It was already midnight, and a boy in our apartment building suddenly suffered from convulsions. Dr. Chen even drove back to school. Are you a school doctor who spreads rumors like this?"
"I believe Dr. Chen must have a reason for doing this!"
"..."
—
"Ok?"
While Xu Ling'er was still blushing and lusting at Chen Mu, a small exclamation suddenly came from beside her.
Xu Ling'er looked at Su Bingbing who had squeezed in beside her with doubtful eyes.
Then she saw Su Bingbing pointing at her hand with a surprised look on her face and said, "Look, are your wrists a little thinner than before?"
"What the hell?"
Xu Ling'er put her other hand next to the hand stained with dish soap and made a small comparison.
Was she surprised to find that her wrist had really become thinner?
In about two minutes, the wrist quickly became thinner?
Is this also Chinese medicine?
Can this approach be promoted?
If there are only massages like this on the market, what are you going to do to lose weight in the future?
Directly to the massage parlor, you can lose weight wherever you want to lose weight, and gain weight wherever you want to gain weight.
Let every piece of meat on your body grow in the most suitable place!
"Dr. Chen..."
As soon as Xu Linger opened her mouth, Chen Mu knew what she was thinking.
He rolled his eyes speechlessly.
His hands suddenly exerted force.
"what!"
Xu Ling'er suddenly felt a sharp pain on her wrist.
Following Xu Ling'er's cry of pain, a jade bracelet fell deftly into the basin.
After Chen Mu handed the bracelet to Xu Ling'er, he washed his hands in the basin.
While washing his hands, he said: "Schonlein purpura is a disease that cannot be cured. If you are willing to drink Chinese medicine, you can drink Chinese medicine to adjust it."
"On the one hand, it can prevent your allergic purpura from recurring. On the other hand, it can alleviate your hormonal obesity and return to your normal weight."
I heard it can help you lose weight.
How could Xu Ling'er refuse?
He nodded hurriedly, "Okay, Doctor Chen, can you prescribe medicine for me today?"
Chen Mu was about to nod.
Sudden.
There was a rush of footsteps outside the door.
Chen Mu's face turned ugly.
Come again?
As Chen Mu's expression changed, a voice wearing a white coat appeared at the door of the school doctor's office.
The visitor rushed directly to one of the professors.
"Professor! Senior brother just met a patient with waist pain and wants to give him acupuncture!"
"I was afraid that the acupuncture points I selected were incorrect, so I tried it on myself!"
"Then...then..."
The visitor was trembling all over, as if he had never seen such a terrifying scene before, "Then... senior brother tied himself up and became hemiplegic!"
"Senior brother, can we still be saved?!"
(End of this chapter)
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