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Chapter 236 How come you, a student, still follow my instructions?
"So there's mud on me because I didn't take a shower?"

Cheng Qian rubbed his arm again.

A piece of mud fell directly on the floor tiles of the school hospital.

In an instant.

The sound of grinding teeth could be heard throughout the school doctor's office.

Chen Mu looked at Cheng Qian with a complicated expression. His skin was dark because he hadn't showered for a long time.

The brain shut down.

So he asked: "Cheng Qian, are there mushrooms growing on your sheets?"

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"Hahahahaha!!! Oh my God, are there mushrooms growing on your sheets? Dr. Chen must have been possessed by mushrooms!"

"Should I say it, we have only seen mushroom-eating gods before, but we have never seen a god who can grow flora on his body!"

"Good guy, no wonder I can drink ten years' worth of liquid calcium in one go. It turns out that the boss is not a mortal."

"Cheng Qian! Why are you silent? Answer him quickly and tell him whether there are mushrooms growing on your sheets!"

"..."

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Cheng Qian touched his nose awkwardly and laughed like a mosquito, "Dr. Chen, I'm not that awesome..."

Chen Mu: "Huh?"

Cheng Qian: "I just haven't showered for a week, that's all..."

Chen Mu raised his eyebrows.

Just as he was about to speak, the white coat behind him couldn't help but speak.

"You haven't taken a shower for a week, and you're just doing this?"

"Whatever the weather is in Haicheng, it's over 30 degrees or almost 40 degrees. The sweat on your body will turn into bacteria and affect your health."

Cheng Qian was very innocent: "But... people from the north also wash themselves once a week..."

It's a good thing he didn't say that.

As soon as Cheng Qian said this, he opened his mouth to refute his white coat, and his whole body instantly became furious.

He gritted his teeth and looked at Cheng Qian: "I am from the north! I would like to know who spread the rumor that the people in the north don't take a shower for a week!"

Hear the roar of the other party approaching collapse.

Cheng Qian shrank his neck in embarrassment and looked at Chen Mu for help.

He just wanted to find a slightly more common excuse for not taking a shower.

I really didn’t want to offend anyone!

Facing Cheng Qian's look for help, Chen Mu also shrugged, saying that he was helpless.

joke.

Now that you are college students, it’s time to experience the consequences of speaking out!

Your own words.

Be responsible!

Cheng Qian was a little embarrassed and looked at the white coat who was already furious.

He had no doubt.

If there wasn't a live broadcast here, it's entirely possible that the other party would rush up and fight him!

"We only go to the bathhouse once a week!"

"Like you, we take a shower with shower gel at home, but we do it once every one to two days!"

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"Huh? I've been reading rumors online for so many years?!"

"This northerner is about to cry. I didn't expect the rumors to be clarified during a live broadcast!"

"There are people who don't like bathing everywhere, but most northerners love to be clean! I shed tears to clarify!"

"I'm so angry! I'm so angry!"

"I don't know who was the first person to spread such rumors. I really want to put a sack on him!"

"..."

—

Seeing the other person's emotional state.

Cheng Qian nodded awkwardly: "I believe you, you look much cleaner than me!"

Chen Mu frowned and looked at Cheng Qian: "Do you usually take a bath once a week, or..."

Cheng Qian couldn't wait to clarify for himself: "This is the first time for me to go without taking a shower for such a long time!"

"main……"

Cheng Qian was a little embarrassed at first, "The main reason is that my girlfriend saw a whitening guide on the Internet."

Chen Mu: "Huh?"

When he was in the emergency room before, he had seen many girls who came to the hospital because of taking whitening drugs.

but……

Chen Mu looked at Cheng Qian's expression and was speechless: "Classmate Cheng Qian..."

"Are you going to tell me that if you don't take a shower for a week, you can whiten your skin?"

Listening to Chen Mu's disbelieving voice.

The eyes of the other white coats all fell on Cheng Qian.

One or two.

They seemed to be looking forward to Cheng Qian's follow-up answer.

Facing Chen Mu’s doubts.

Cheng Qian nodded gently: "Actually, during my vacation, I had the flu and had recurring fevers..."

"At that time, I told my girlfriend that I was sick, and she was very concerned about me."

Talking about his girlfriend.

Cheng Qian unconsciously showed a happy smile.

Chen Mu nodded.

It seems.

This is another classmate who has a happy love.

Cheng Qian: "While I was in the hospital getting fluids, I was scrolling through Moments out of boredom, and I saw a post from my girlfriend on Moments."

Chen Mu raised his eyebrows.

The whole person cheered up unconsciously.

Based on his many years of experience in the school doctor's office.

What Cheng Qian is going to say next will definitely be interesting.

"My girlfriend first lamented in the circle of friends that she was really distressed. Her hair always turned oily in less than a day!"

"It would be great if there was any shampoo that could keep my hair oil-free for a few days!"

Chen Mu: "Then?"

Cheng Qian: "Then I was about to go online to see if there are any more expensive oil-control shampoos and buy a bottle for her."

"result."

"Just when I was about to do my homework, I saw my girlfriend posted a new friend circle. I couldn't wait to check it and saw that she had forwarded a short video."

"And I also asked in the circle of friends if there are any friends who have tried it?"

Chen Mu became a little curious.

"What's in that short video?"

Cheng Qian: "If you don't wash your hair for half a month, if you wash your hair again after half a month, your hair will become oily very slowly."

"It just so happened that I had a high fever at that time, and the doctor told me not to take a shower in the near future."

"I told my girlfriend that I would give her a try."

Listen to Cheng Qian's statement.

The few people in white coats behind Chen Mu were all fascinated by what he heard.

Two of the girls couldn't help but ask: "What was the effect in the end?"

"I've also seen this guide online, but I only lasted three days at most before washing my hair. It's really difficult not to wash my hair for half a month!"

Chen Mu touched his hair.

Some expectant eyes also fell on Cheng Qian.

Cheng Qian: "It sounds a bit miraculous. I tried not washing my hair for half a month, but when I washed my hair again, my hair could stay oil-free for three or four days!"

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"Shall I go? I've also seen this kind of popular science video on the Internet. Is it really useful?"

"I also tried it, but it broke within a few days. If I don't wash my hair for half a month, it's really hard to persist. Cheng Qian is also a ruthless person..."

"Isn't he suffering from the flu?"

"The flu doesn't mean he can't take a shower for half a month. He just does it for his girlfriend."

"No, does no one really think there is something wrong with Cheng Qian's girlfriend's circle of friends? It's like it's only visible to him?"

"Cheng Qian's girlfriend: Found a suitable guinea pig."

"..."

—

Chen Mu silently calculated in his heart that when the winter vacation came, he would not be busy anymore.

It won't be until the right time.

Lock yourself at home for half a month without washing your hair?

I felt that the eyes in the room were almost all focused on Cheng Qian. Chen Mu also continued to ask: "I still don't understand, how does your not taking a shower have anything to do with whitening?"

Cheng Qian: "It's just a video on a short video platform. The blogger said that if you don't take a shower for a week, you can become whiter!"

"We're not on vacation yet. How can my girlfriend, a girl, not take a shower for a week?"

"So I volunteered!"

Chen Mu blinked.

Curiosity exploded at this moment: "Is your girlfriend from Haicheng University?"

Cheng Qian shook his head: "I don't know..."

"I wonder what the hell it is?"

Behind Chen Mu, a man in a white coat who was listening to the gossip exclaimed uncontrollably!
"Don't you even know where your girlfriend goes to school?"

Cheng Qian curled his lips: "Our young people today all fall in love online!"

Chen Mu: "..."

People in white coats: "..."

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"Brothers, if I was just suspicious before, now I am basically sure that Cheng Qian must have been tricked by his online dating partner!"

"This guy thinks he is his boyfriend, but in fact, he might just be a fish in his fish pond!"

"If the opposite person is really a sea queen, it's good, but I'm afraid the opposite person is a big man who cheats money!"

"Hiss! It suddenly reminded me of my painful online dating experience. The girl told me that her grandfather had a tea garden..."

"I also bought tea, stop talking, stop talking!"

"..."

—

Chen Mu rubbed his temples, his head started to hurt again.

"Have you ever transferred money to your online girlfriend?"

Cheng Qian raised his head proudly: "Of course!"

"Every time there is a festival, I will give her a red envelope as soon as possible."

"Once, she told me that her best friend and her boyfriend broke up, and her best friend's boyfriend took back all the red envelopes he transferred to her best friend."

Just listened to what Cheng Qian said.

A bad premonition arose in Chen Mu's heart.

really.

next second.

I saw Cheng Qian saying proudly: "I know, she has seen other people's failed love, and she no longer feels safe!"

"I transferred a 520 red envelope to her on the same day, and also made a note of the free gift."

Chen Mu: "..."

According to legal provisions.

520, 1314 and other transfers with special meaning cannot be recovered through legal means.

and also……

Transfers marked as free gifts cannot be recovered through legal means.

Chen Mu was shocked when he heard this.

But the person opposite him was so proud that he seemed to have done something great.

"Dr. Chen, tell me, am I a very competent boyfriend!!!"

"I dare say! There aren't many people on the Internet who can do what I do!"

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"Ah, yes, yes! There really aren't many people who are as stupid as you..."

"I think Da Congming has met his opponent. Cheng Qian can rival He Congming."

"Looking at Dr. Chen's expression, he may be so speechless that he doesn't want to talk now."

"Dr. Chen: Don't you understand my hint at all?"

"Dr. Chen: I can't carry him, I really can't carry him!"

"..."

—

Seeing that Cheng Qian continued to share his online dating experience with him.

Chen Mu quickly waved his hand and said, "I have other patients at the moment. You go for a checkup first."

"Come here and take him for a checkup first. When the results come out, he will be sent directly to the hospital."

Chen Mu just finished speaking.

The guy in the white coat who initially criticized Cheng Qian for his endorsement took the initiative to stand up.

"Dr. Chen, I am currently writing a paper related to hypercalcemia. Let me be the accompanying doctor for classmate Cheng Qian!"

Chen Mu nodded: "Okay, then I'll bother you."

Chen Mu issued the receipt.

The white coat took Cheng Qian and left.

Cheng Qian just left.

Su Bingbing hurriedly walked in from the outside, "Dr. Chen, for those students who need to be vaccinated against rabies, have you filled out their school hospital referral forms?"

Chen Mu: "Sorry, I just consulted a few patients and it's not too late yet. I'm now..."

Chen Mu lowered his head.

Looking at his empty table, he was dumbfounded: "No, wasn't my pen still on the table just now?"

"Where's my pen?"

"Also, where is my notebook?"

"My new notebook!"

A man in a white coat kindly reminded: "Doctor Chen, just now classmate Cheng Qian wanted to record his condition, so he borrowed paper and pen from you..."

"If I'm not mistaken, when he left, he took it away..."

Chen Mu's whole body felt bad.

It seemed like I was back to those nightmare days in the hospital where I couldn't even leave a pen behind.

Very broken.

"no!"

"What is he, a student, doing with my pen and paper?!"

Su Bingbing's cell phone rang again.

I couldn't help but urge: "Dr. Chen, the bus has already departed, but the community hospital is waiting for us to make up the transfer form from the school hospital. Could you please hurry up?"

Chen Mu went to open his drawer.

"Immediately, I have other pens..."

Looking at his empty drawers.

Chen Mu was really going crazy this time, "No! There are several boxes of pens in my drawer!"

"Where's my pen?"

Chen Mu's probing eyes fell on the group of white coats behind him.

See this group of people dodging.

Chen Mu knew the answer in his heart, and he gritted his teeth and asked, "Were you the ones who touched my pen?"

The people in white coats were also very aggrieved.

"Dr. Chen, it was you who asked us to move!"

"Didn't you tell us yesterday when you were leaving that if we didn't have a pen, we could get it from your drawer?"

"Yeah, there are so many of us, each one has a stick, your drawer will be empty..."

Chen Mu: "..."

Said.

It makes so much sense!
Chen Mu saw that the boy in the front had a pen in the pocket of his white coat.

He quickly pulled out the pen and said, "Requisitioned!"

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"It's so funny! That white coat is so stupid, can this thing still be requisitioned?"

"It's so true. In our hospital, no one touches the money on the table, and a whole box of pens can be thrown away in one day!"

"I used to buy some more expensive pens, but now I just buy them from Xixi, which costs nine yuan, ninety-fifty!"

"Is there such a cheap pen? Can netizens give me a link?"

"..."

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As soon as Chen Mu filled out the school hospital referral form, Su Bingbing left the school doctor's office in a hurry.

I was preparing to hold a good meeting for the group of people in white coats behind me.

Sudden.

There was a commotion outside the school doctor's office.

A boy's hand tightly covered his mouth and he entered the school doctor's office with a blushing face.

The people traveling with him were laughing so hard: "Dr. Chen, he used 502 (a kind of strong glue) to stain his mouth and hands!"

"Is there any way you can help separate his mouth and hands?"

"Do I need an operation?!"

(End of this chapter)