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Chapter 244: Classmate, your brain seems to be leaking!
"How do I remember that I saw relevant cases in the textbook?"

"Maybe it's just a runny nose, are we overthinking it?"

"..."

Chen Mu was not the only one who was confused.

There was also a group of white coats behind Chen Mu.

They looked at each other.

Although each other has an incredible answer in their hearts.

But no one dared to speak first.

They all stood there, talking in riddles.

Shi Guang himself suddenly dropped two drops of "snot".

I was also a little embarrassed about this sudden scene.

Seeing Chen Mu and a group of other people in white coats, everyone reacted so loudly.

Shi Guang looked pale and said, "Dr. Chen, I'm sorry..."

Chen Mu: "Huh?"

Shi Guang: "I didn't drop the snot on the ground on purpose, mainly because it was out of control..."

"Don't worry, I will help you clean the floor before I leave!"

talking.

Snapped--

Snapped--

Two more drops of transparent liquid fell to the ground.

Chen Mu's face turned even worse.

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"The student just shed a few drops of snot, and his face showed that people like Chen Mu are really not worthy of being a university doctor!"

"???"

"Should we say it or not, or should the keyboard warrior be more awesome? He can't wait to start spraying without even seeing the situation?"

"I also think Dr. Chen went too far this time. It's just two big drops of snot. Just wipe it clean and it'll be fine!"

"The medical student raised his hand weakly. The premise of everything is that this thing is really just a big snot..."

"It's so funny! You talk like no one has ever had a runny nose!"

"That's right, if this thing isn't a big snot, could it be water falling out of your brain?"

"..."

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"I'm convinced. Who did the examination? Has the skull been touched?"

Chen Mu directed the people in white coats to carefully help Shi Guang, the client, back to the hospital bed.

While he couldn't help but complain.

Hearing Chen Mu's voice, the people in white coats were also very innocent: "Dr. Chen, the skull has been touched. Maybe the extent of his damage can only be seen by taking a film?"

The person involved, Shi Guang, was extremely panicked.

Trying to get up: "What's going on? Didn't you just say that I was fine? Why did you suddenly say that my skull..."

He had just raised his body a little.

The white coat standing next to him moved quickly and pushed him back with all his hands.

On the other side, there were all kinds of instructions.

"Classmate, I really don't recommend you to stand or sit before taking a CT scan."

Shi Guang: "I just had two drops of snot!"

A man in a white coat shouted out without controlling his volume: "That's not snot, that's water leaking from your brain!"

Shi Guang: "???"

The patient lying on the hospital bed was so angry that his face turned red: "Report! I have to report you for personal attacks on me!"

The white coat was a little embarrassed and wanted to explain.

Chen Mu sighed and pulled away, "Classmate, we now suspect that the clear liquid that just fell from your nose may not be your snot."

Facing Chen Mu.

Naturally, Shi Guang has more trust, but thinking about what the man in the white coat said just now, Shi Guang's face is still not pretty: "Dr. Chen, do you also want to say that those transparent liquids are the water in my brain? "

Chen Mu: "..."

He glared fiercely at the white coat who just said the wrong thing.

The white coat shrank his neck in embarrassment.

Do not dare to speak too much in front of patients.

Chen Mu tried his best to put on a smile again, "Classmate, what he just said is not accurate enough. The school hospital will ask him to clean the toilet later."

When did I agree to clean the toilet? !

The white coat was about to retort.

I received an eye knife from Chen Mu.

moment.

Everyone is honest.

Pursing his lips.

Stand there with your head down.

Chen Mu: "To be precise, we suspect that you hit your head when you fell."

Shi Guang pointed to the piles of wounds on his head, "Dr. Chen, you don't need to doubt it, I also know that I hit my head."

Chen Mu: "..."

Doctor Chen's facial expression began to show cracks.

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"Hahahaha!!! I can see it too, he hit his head!"

"Obviously it was the person next to me who caused the trouble, but it was Dr. Chen who was criticized in the end, hahahaha!!!"

"Dr. Chen is going crazy: Do you dare to hear what I have to say!"

"So what exactly is clear nose water? Is it really the water in your brain?"

"Intern doctor: Classmate, the water in your brain is leaking!"

"The art of speaking! The art of speaking!"

"..."

—

Chen Mu took a deep breath.

This time.

When Shi Guang opened his mouth again, Chen Mu spoke first.

"We suspect that you had cerebrospinal fluid rhinorrhea due to hitting your head."

Shi Guang: "Huh?"

Shi Guang pointed to the transparent liquid on the ground and was speechless: "Dr. Chen, I have had runny nose for almost 20 years. I still know what the runny nose looks like."

Chen Mu was still thinking about how to explain to the patient.

A female intern from Haicheng Medical University suddenly said: "Classmate, have you ever licked your own nose? What does it smell like?"

Shi Guang's expression became tangled.

Have you ever licked your own nose?

I actually licked it...

But the problem is!

Shi Guang's eyes moved stiffly to the live broadcast camera aside.

What the hell!
Can this thing be admitted in front of the live camera?
He is only a freshman!
What if because of this kind of thing, I lose my right to choose a spouse for four years in college...

Taking a deep breath, Shi Guangchao said loudly: "No! I have definitely never tasted my own snot!"

Shi Guang's brain was still tense.

He saw the doctor who had just asked him a question squatting down and dipping his hand into the clear liquid that fell from his nose.

Then he looked at the transparent liquid on his finger carefully and said, "I remember, the big snot seems to be sweet?"

Shi Guang questioned without thinking: "How is it possible? The big snot is obviously salty! I used to..."

The words are not finished yet.

Shi Guang suddenly reacted.

I just said something.

The whole person was momentarily sluggish.

The white coat smiled and shook his finger, "Do you believe it, this is not salty, it's even a little sweet?"

How can it be?

Shi Guang felt that he had been questioned.

I don’t know what I think.

Before anyone could react, he quickly got down to the ground, touched his finger on the ground, and put it in his mouth.

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"Awesome! Don't say anything anymore, man, you are really awesome!"

"Isn't it okay for you to trust her? A big snot, but you still have to taste it yourself?"

"I don't believe it either. I've also licked my own snot. It's salty!"

"Yeah, I've tasted it too, it's really salty!"

"???"

"No, are all the water friends in our live broadcast room so wild?"

"You guys really know what it tastes like!"

"..."

—

"Huh?" a second ago.

Shi Guang looked angry.

He twirled his fingers and smacked his lips in confusion.

He muttered softly: "What's going on, is it really sweet?"

I saw the people in white coats around me looking at me.

Shi Guangfu asked in his mind: "So, the doctor just now was right, is this really the water in my head?"

He was still smacking his lips.

"pat-"

Another drop of cerebral spinal fluid fell to the ground.

Chen Mu began to sigh, "Please invite this classmate Shi Guang to the hospital bed first!"

"Then lift the person up and do a brain CT scan!"

A group of people in white coats got busy.

Chen Mu stood aside and sighed.

Sudden.

A bottle of ice-cold Coke appeared in front of Chen Mu.

Chen Mu turned his head and saw Su Bingbing's smiling face.

As a result, I took a sip of Coke.

Chen Mu began to feel sad again.

Reporter Su is really a very considerate assistant.

do not know either……

After the recording of the program is over, will the school be able to find such a considerate assistant for him?

"Transparent nasal mucus may be cerebrospinal fluid. I also learned something new today!"

"only……"

Su Bingbing stared at Chen Mu and asked curiously: "Dr. Chen, in daily life, how can we tell whether what is flowing out is nasal mucus or cerebrospinal fluid?"

Before Chen Mu said anything.

Su Bingbing tilted her head and thought of a very possible solution, "Do you want to taste it every time you have clear nasal discharge?"

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"Hey! Wife, shut up! This is not what a national goddess like you should say!"

"Honey, you really dare to think about it, but please don't think about it yet..."

"Actually, I also want to know how we ordinary people can tell the difference at home."

"Please Dr. Chen, please answer my questions quickly. I really don't want to take a bite."

"Ugh! Can you stop saying certain keywords in the barrage? I have to eat at noon. I'm going to vomit!"

"No! I can't be the only one who is disgusted, and I have to drag netizens into the same sinking!"

"mmp!"

"..."

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Listen to Su Bingbing's words.

Chen Mu's movements froze for a moment.

It was a bit unbelievable to look at the overly beautiful female host next to me.

Are you serious?

The words were already on his lips, but seeing Su Bingbing's somewhat too "clear" eyes, he still couldn't bear to say them.

Sighing softly: "It's not necessary..."

"You can gently twist it with your fingers. If it's nasal mucus, it will be a little sticky. If not, you can check whether you have a headache."

"If so, please seek medical treatment in time."

Su Bingbing nodded thoughtfully, "I see."

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"Hiss! Sure enough, a doctor should answer such an outrageous question."

"If I followed my wife's identification pattern, I might be disgusted to death..."

"I can accept this method, just wash your hands."

"Do we have to discuss this topic?!"

"The main thing is, this is cerebral spinal fluid. If the brain leaks, who wouldn't be afraid!"

"If this thing leaks, there may be intracranial infection or brain herniation. I would have known earlier and treated it earlier! Brothers!"

"..."

—

Chen Mu yawned and walked towards the school doctor's office.

Who knows.

Before anyone could reach the door of the school doctor's office, a man in a white coat hurriedly ran out of the school doctor's office.

Saw Chen Mu.

It was like seeing a savior.

He rushed up and grabbed Chen Mu's sleeve, "Doctor Chen, I just received a call for help from a student. A classmate was crying in the dormitory until his whole body convulsed and his heart ached terribly."

Chen Mu's expression changed.

Without thinking, I ran down.

The white coat followed closely beside Chen Mu, "Doctor Chen, apartment one."

Chen Mu, who was running wildly, paused in his steps.

He felt that either the man in the white coat beside him was joking with him, or that he had conveyed the wrong message.

Chen Mu was speechless: "This apartment is a boys' dormitory..."

Tell me about a man.

Crying in the dormitory to the point of convulsions, or even to the point of heartache?

The white coat nodded seriously: "Yes, that's right, it's the boys' dormitory. I've confirmed it with the patient's roommate."

Chen Mu arrived downstairs.

Only then did I realize that Driver He and the ventilator in his car had not returned yet.

Chen Mu sighed.

I randomly found a school ambulance and got in.

"Reporter Su, please contact Driver He and see if he has returned and where he is."

"If this is true, this patient may require a ventilator."

As the driver stepped on the accelerator.

Chen Mu began to seriously calculate in his mind, according to the current situation of the school.

Not to mention applying for another ventilator.

But at least.

Can you go out and borrow a ventilator?
only……

Chen Mu touched his chin. Where is the ventilator resource relatively abundant? It would be best to lend it to Haicheng University for free?

suddenly!

A quite suitable answer appeared in Chen Mu's mind.

He turned to look at Su Bingbing, who was sitting in the front row: "Reporter Su, after contacting Driver He, please contact Haicheng City Emergency Center to see if it is possible to borrow two ventilators from them?"

"We promise to return them when the military training is over."

Su Bingbing nodded: "Okay."

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"Those who have worked in the city's emergency center said that even in the city's emergency center, ventilator resources are quite tight..."

"My boss and I were watching the live broadcast while I was on vacation. When I heard about borrowing a ventilator, my boss almost cursed. Then he suddenly remembered that we are not from Haicheng!"

"That's what I say, but Dr. Chen doesn't say it casually. In the situation of Haicheng University, one ventilator does not seem to be enough."

"I think someone may have made a fake call this time. Few girls cried until their hearts ached. It's unlikely for a boy, right?"

"Isn't it possible? We'll find out later when we watch the live broadcast."

"..."

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This time is short.

Just in time for the college students to finish class.

Many college students are busy rushing from one teaching building to another.

Although the college students immediately gave way after noticing the school ambulance.

But the school ambulance still has no way to drive quickly on campus.

He glanced anxiously at the situation outside the car window.

Chen Mu turned his head and glanced at the white coat beside him, "By the way, did the patient's roommate tell you why the patient was crying?"

White coat: "The patient's roommate said that the patient had claimed to have tear incontinence many times before."

Chen Mu nodded, his expression became much more serious.

Tear incontinence constitution.

Many people on the Internet, when they heard this situation, thought it was hypocritical.

But for patients with tear incontinence, their condition is natural.

Tear incontinence constitution is mainly manifested in two aspects. On the one hand, it is too fragile mentally; on the other hand, it is excessive secretion of tear glands.

There are many patients with tear incontinence who are unwilling to face such a constitution themselves.

I chose to go to the hospital and have my tear glands removed to treat my tear incontinence.

(End of this chapter)