Is the school doctor free?Have you ever heard of crispy college students!
Chapter 255 If your glasses don’t match yours, you might be a corpse next time you come!
Chapter 255 If your glasses don’t match yours, you might be a corpse next time you come!
"hiss!"
"hiss!"
This pool of blood attracted many white coats.
He poked his head and looked behind Chen Mu.
This caused a series of inhaling sounds.
The patient standing in front of Chen Mu was a tall man with a terrifying-looking scratch on his arm.
What really made Chen Mu helpless was.
The person standing next to the patient and supporting the patient is a familiar face to Chen Mu.
Chen Mu sighed, stared at the patient who had not dared to raise his head, and tentatively asked: "Guo Dayuan?"
The patient raised his head stiffly.
A face that was extremely familiar to Chen Mu appeared, and he raised the corners of his lips in embarrassment: "Hi! Doctor Chen, it's been a long time!"
Chen Mu sighed: "If possible, I really don't want to see you at all..."
"Come in, people in the room please change the disposable medical sheets on the examination bed first."
Chen Mu helped and helped the person into the school doctor's office.
Guo Dayuan just walked into the school doctor's office.
I felt that the atmosphere in the room seemed a little strange.
Look up.
Then I saw a lot of white coats standing in the room.
Without exception...
These white coats were all staring at him with eyes that were so excited that they were a little strange.
Guo Dayuan: "..."
What do these white coats mean?
Is he dying soon?
Chen Mugang was about to help Guo Dayuan onto the examination bed.
He saw a comatose He Xingchen lying on the examination bed.
Chen Mu slapped his head in despair.
He sighed silently in his heart that he was really old and his brain had become confused.
While looking for a chair for Guo Dayuan.
Let him sit down first.
At this time.
A relatively familiar man in a white coat took the initiative to walk up to Chen Mu and touched Chen Mu's shoulder.
He asked in an excited tone: "Doctor Chen, is this classmate an acquaintance?"
Chen Mu glanced at him.
Looking at the group of people in white coats behind him with the same fiery eyes, it became immediately clear what these guys were up to.
He sighed helplessly, "This patient's situation is a bit special. You may not learn anything just by taking the pulse."
"what?"
Several people in white coats made some disappointed noises.
Several others were still staring at Guo Dayuan with fiery eyes, "Dr. Chen, you can't learn anything by taking the pulse. Is there any other way to learn?"
Chen Mu turned back and stared at Guo Dayuan.
Until Guo Dayuan himself felt his scalp numb.
The corners of his lips curled up just now.
His tone was light and cheerful, "Well, if his brain is dissected, it might really contribute to modern medicine."
"only……"
Chen Mu sighed again: "This classmate has a tough life, so it is against the law to perform anatomy..."
Guo Dayuan: "???"
This is the first time.
Guo Dayuan would feel uneasy sitting in the school doctor's office that he was very familiar with.
damned!
What does Dr. Chen mean? !
If it is not illegal, is it possible that he still wants to...
Guo Dayuan struggled to hold the chair and stood up: "Dr. Chen, I think I am quite healthy and do not need medical treatment..."
talking.
Chen Mu wasn't even given a chance to answer.
Then he got up by himself.
Limping out.
That look.
It's like I can't wait to escape from some very scary place.
Chen Mu: "..."
—
"Dr. Chen, look at how scared you are for your child!"
"I didn't even get treatment, but I just wanted to run away, hahahaha!!!"
"Those who watched the program on the first day felt that there was nothing wrong with what Dr. Chen said."
"When I encounter such strange patients, I really want to study what is going on in their minds..."
"You don't need medical treatment? Your kid's brain is seriously ill!"
"..."
—
"No, classmate, your wound hasn't been treated yet!"
"Such a large traumatic wound will become infected if not treated in time."
Chen Mu didn't wait for a reaction.
A man in a white coat smiled and grabbed Guo Dayuan who was about to leave.
The white coat next to him followed up and said: "If the blood or bones are infected, it will be troublesome."
"It's trouble. Either amputation or blood transfusion."
talking.
The two white coats looked at each other.
Both sides could see the not-so-good smile hidden in their companion's eyes.
One of them continued: "Tsk! I don't know what these current students are thinking..."
"A wound that can be solved with disinfection must lead to amputation. Isn't this a waste of medical resources and a waste of one's own life?"
Guo Dayuan is a boy who can be considered "big and round".
I was so frightened by the "small talk" of the two men in white coats that my legs shook.
Stop.
Turning around to look at Chen Mu, the look on his face clearly showed that he was about to cry.
Guo Dayuan: "Doctor Chen!"
His loud voice suddenly roared.
Even Chen Mu was shocked.
Chen Mu said angrily: "What?"
Guo Dayuan: "Doctor Chen, I think I'm seriously ill! Otherwise, could you please take a good look at me?!"
Chen Mu: "..."
He silently said to himself, "Well done."
On the surface, he pretended to be dissatisfied and glanced at the two men in white coats, then helped Guo Dayuan sit down again.
At the same time, he directed a man in a white coat to disinfect Guo Dayuan's wounds.
At the same time, he introduced Guo Dayuan, a "familiar face" from the school hospital, to those in white coats who had not watched the program on the first day.
"This patient's name is Guo Dayuan. He is highly myopic, with superimposed astigmatism and amblyopia."
"Insist on not wearing contact lenses and glasses, because..."
Having said that.
Chen Mu was actually a little speechless.
Chen Mu felt a little embarrassed when he thought that such a stupid thing was actually a student of Haicheng University.
But Chen Mu turned his head.
Behind Guo Dayuan, he saw He Xingchen who was still unconscious.
moment.
Some are broken.
Forget it.
There are so many "gods" in Haicheng University, and its face has long been lost.
Even if there is one more Guo Dayuan...
So what? !
Think so.
Chen Mu also became more calm, "Because wearing glasses is not cool and wearing contact lenses is too girly, so he makes himself look like this every now and then."
As Chen Mu's words fell.
Not surprisingly.
In the school doctor's office, there was a sound of "wow".
The man in the white coat was still treating Guo Dayuan's wounds.
In order to maintain his image as a "cool guy", Guo Dayuan gritted his teeth silently even if it hurt occasionally. Try your best not to show any pain.
—
"Hey! This wound is really scary, it hurts just looking at it!"
"Now that we've reached this point, face is still more important. Haicheng University really doesn't support idle people."
"Isn't anyone watching next door? The Taoist priest sent a short video. The Taoist priest's son suggested that he come to Haicheng University to check out Feng Shui."
"???"
"So! When will the Taoist Master come to Haicheng University!"
"The Taoist Master said he didn't dare to come. If he couldn't handle the feng shui of Haicheng University, the reputation of the entire mountain sect would be ruined by him..."
"No! He never thought that he could handle Haicheng University?"
"Shouldn't the real focus be that Haicheng University's feng shui has become so terrifying that even those who practice Taoism are afraid of it?"
"Hiss! I thought I was watching a medical live broadcast room, but you told me that this is a supernatural live broadcast room?!"
"..."
—
"Tell me, how did you get the wound this time?"
"What dangerous facilities are there in our school that can tear you to pieces?"
Chen Mu frowned and looked at Guo Dayuan.
Full of calculations.
Ask Guo Dayuan about the source and report it to the secretary earlier.
Investigate "hidden dangers" within the school in a timely manner.
Who knows.
He just finished asking, Guo Dayuan, this "cool guy", actually bowed his head? !
Guo Dayuan lowered his head and did not dare to look at Chen Mu.
Look at his posture.
Chen Mu had no doubt that there was a hole in the school doctor's office.
Will Guo Dayuan get in immediately...
Look at Guo Dayuan's "escape" look.
Chen Mu's mood also improved.
Although the life of a school nurse is busy.
But it's still fun to tease the crispy college students.
Seeing that Guo Dayuan could no longer lift his head.
The skinny boy who came with him.
It is also Guo Dayuan's roommate who has served as a "crutch" more than once.
With an irrepressible smile on her lips, she spoke: "Dr. Chen, the thing is like this..."
"He was cheated while playing a game yesterday, and then he got so angry that he accidentally destroyed public facilities on campus."
Chen Mu glanced at Guo Dayuan and said, "Now that the certification is available, you will have to pay for damaging public facilities on campus."
Guo Dayuan nodded in humiliation: "Compensate! Doctor Chen, don't worry, I will definitely compensate!"
Chen Mu looked at Guo Dayuan's roommate, "What public facilities on campus did he destroy?"
Guo Dayuan's roommate: "Isn't there a mirror in the iron wardrobe in the school dormitory? He punched it and broke the mirror yesterday!"
"Dr. Chen, haven't you noticed that he has been hiding his hands behind his back since he entered the school infirmary?"
Guo Dayuan couldn't help but raise his head suddenly.
He glared at his roommate fiercely.
He couldn't have imagined it!
His roommate was selling him so aggressively? !
Guo Dayuan's roommate said with a smile in his tone, "That's because he broke his own hand yesterday when he was punching the mirror!"
"But this guy was too embarrassed to come to the school doctor's office. He was afraid of being scolded by you, Dr. Chen, so he bought a bottle of disinfectant and dealt with it."
Chen Mu looked at Guo Dayuan with hatred, "Stop hiding it, take your hands out!"
He took a careful look at the wound on Guo Dayuan's hand.
Chen Mu was relieved.
fine……
The wound on Guo Dayuan's hand was not serious. Even if the guy took care of it by himself in the dormitory, it would not be a big deal.
Guo Dayuan's roommate is a talkative person who is willing to share at this moment.
after all.
What's the saying?
Alone Better Together!
Of course, more people should eat the melons of good brothers!
It took several attempts.
Even Guo Dayuan's roommate simply stopped pressing his lips.
Guo Dayuan grimaced, trying to suppress his roommate with his "cold" expression.
But when Guo Dayuan realized that he couldn't see the other person's expression clearly.
There is no way to judge whether the other party has been fooled by you.
I have to do it again...
Some of them hung their heads in a daze.
Escape from shame...
But it works!
Guo Dayuan's roommate: "The mirror fragments in the cabinet didn't fall off, so he was lazy and didn't clean them up, and they were still stuck to the cabinet!"
"result!"
"Not long ago, this guy was blindly changing his clothes and getting ready to go out for dinner. He didn't see the fragments of mirror on the cabinet door."
"One click! He turned into what he looks like now!"
Guo Dayuan's roommate described it while dancing and performing Guo Dayuan's movements.
Many people in white coats watching the excitement could not suppress the smiles on their lips.
Chen Mu sighed.
Looking at Guo Dayuan who was still escaping, "Guo Dayuan, why don't you go get some glasses..."
Guo Dayuan shook his head subconsciously.
Chen Mu curled his lips and said, "If your glasses don't match up well, the next time you come to the school hospital, they might be the corpse version."
Guo Dayuan was very embarrassed, "Dr. Chen, what you said is a bit exaggerated..."
"No, no, no! This is not an exaggeration!" Chen Mu said, wagging his finger.
He stared at Guo Dayuan for a few seconds.
Suddenly an idea flashed in Chen Mu's mind, "Guo Dayuan, I remember the last time you came to the school hospital, was it because you were twisting the bottle cap for a girl?"
I saw that Guo Dayuan's body was obviously a little stiffer.
The outrageous guess in Chen Mu's mind began to come alive.
Staring at Guo Dayuan thoughtfully, Chen Mu couldn't help but ask, "What have you been mumbling about? It's not cool to wear glasses. Isn't it for the right to choose a mate?"
"No, no..."
Although Guo Dayuan, a tough talker, was still quibbling, Chen Mu understood everything when he saw this guy's face suddenly turned dark and rosy.
During the more than two years of working in the school hospital, Chen Mu was also able to fully witness the diversity of crispy college students at Haicheng University.
The so-called right to choose a mate.
Just try to make yourself as decent as possible, and try to make the opposite sex attracted to you.
For this "right to choose a mate," this group of crispy college students will do any childish thing.
But what they never thought about was this.
Some people just don’t have any luck with the opposite sex!
Never mind how nice you make yourself look.
In fact.
You may not just have no right to choose a spouse during college.
Wait until graduation!
Wait until everyone of your age gets married!
Wait until your elementary school classmate has had two friends for three years, and you are still single!
Thinking of Guo Dayuan since he entered school.
Because of the "right to choose a spouse", there are wounds of all sizes on the body.
The corners of Chen Mu's lips twitched unconsciously.
can only say.
Some people are single for a reason.
In order to reduce his workload, Chen Mu decided to give this guy a few words of kindness.
"Guo Dayuan, have you ever thought that if you wear glasses, the probability of finding a girlfriend during college may increase?"
Although from Guo Dayuan's perspective, Chen Mu was a bit blurry.
But Guo Dayuan still worked very hard and looked at Chen Mu with questioning eyes.
Guo Dayuan: "Dr. Chen, is this impossible?"
Talk about it.
He actually secretly went to get glasses.
But when he saw himself clearly in the mirror, he felt that he was too ugly, so he never wore glasses.
Fortunately, Chen Mu didn't know what this guy was thinking.
If Chen Mu knew about it, Gao Lu would say something to him, "Is it possible that some people are ugly with or without glasses?"
Confronted with Guo Dayuan's "unchangeable" look.
Chen Mu sighed: "If I were a girl and met a boy who would make himself bloody from time to time because he didn't wear glasses, I would only wonder if there was something wrong with this person's brain..."
(End of this chapter)
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