Is the school doctor free?Have you ever heard of crispy college students!
Chapter 271: Holding an intern doctor hostage to make him a medical professor!
Chapter 271: Holding an intern doctor hostage to make him a medical professor!
Local students at Haicheng University.
How much leisure can you have?
Just because the school cafeteria has free dumplings.
They can leave home at different times on New Year's Eve.
Come together with alumni who are familiar or completely unfamiliar.
Go back to school and eat dumplings.
When those cafeteria aunties resigned, they did not tell the school management this.
At this moment.
Suddenly I heard such outrageous news.
It is clear.
Secretary Lu himself was still a little confused.
He just looked at Chen Mu for a moment.
Secretary Lu just found his voice, "Dr. Chen, were there many students who went back to school to eat dumplings that day?"
Chen Mu sighed: "It's not too much, but it's so much that it's beyond everyone's imagination."
Secretary Lu: "..."
well.
He now understood what Chen Mu meant when he said that as a secretary, he might not understand the students of Haicheng University that well.
If Chen Mu hadn't told the truth.
He may have never dreamed that students at Haicheng University would have so much free time.
On a day of family reunion like New Year's Eve, just because the school has free dumplings, I can go to all the trouble to get a meal.
Feeling Secretary Lu's silence, Chen Mu continued.
"I only remember that I started making dumplings at around eight o'clock in the morning that day, and until twelve o'clock in the evening, there were still local students coming to the school cafeteria to eat dumplings."
Secretary Lu: "..."
Chen Mu sighed: "I know these students are just doing it for fun and don't have any malicious intentions."
"But secretary, for the cafeteria aunties, the workload is different between just making dumplings for the dozens of students who are staying in school, and making dumplings for thousands of students."
"They did have a good time, but they also inadvertently ruined the New Year's Eve dinner for the aunties in the cafeteria."
"Because they were so busy that day that they didn't have time to cook New Year's Eve dinner."
Secretary Lu: "..."
When Chen Mu said this, Secretary Lu tried to say something several times.
Can every time.
When he was about to speak, he would find that he didn't know what to say.
His age.
I really don’t know how to evaluate the behavior of this group of students.
Thinking of the group of canteen aunts whose New Year was ruined, Secretary Lu felt a little guilty.
Seeing Secretary Lu's expression, Chen Mu said calmly: "So, this is the main reason why I feel that sending eggs will never reach the hands of the families of faculty and staff."
"Secretary, can you believe it? As long as the school provides eggs, even if there are no illegal electrical appliances in the dormitory, they will buy an electric cooker to cook free eggs."
—
"Heizi! Dr. Chen is definitely the little Heizi of the crispy college students!"
"I'm from Haicheng University. I've already picked up an electric cooker in the supermarket. Who knew Dr. Chen wouldn't send eggs..."
"???"
"No, are you, the crispy college students, really going to give away an egg to the school?"
"Don't talk about crispy college students trying to get away from school. I'm a working person. If the company gives out free eggs, I can carry them back 20 kilometers away."
"Isn't the point, it's free? Who can refuse free things?"
"So, is there any way to get the school to send eggs for free? Wait online! Urgent!"
"..."
—
Listen to what Chen Mu said.
Secretary Lu was not very confident and said: "No... not that much..."
Chen Mu snorted coldly: "Isn't that true?"
"They are so stupid!"
Chen Mu: "Just last month, a patient I treated fell from the upper bunk and landed on his head."
"Mild concussion, neck dislocation."
Secretary Lu frowned: "I have some impressions of this classmate's incident. Our chatty principal called me half the night because of this classmate's accident."
"Speaking of which, the original accident was a bit strange."
"In order to prevent students from falling from the upper bunks, the guardrails on the upper bunks of the school are heightened."
"How did that classmate fall?"
Speaking of it.
Secretary Lu's eyes unconsciously fell on Chen Mu.
Before the student got on the 120 ambulance, it was Chen Mu who checked him.
specific situation.
Chen Mu must know better than him.
Facing Secretary Shang Lu's eyes that were extremely curious about knowledge, Chen Mu organized his words and said, "He fell because of a bun."
Secretary Lu: "Huh?"
Chen Mu sighed: "That morning, his roommate showed a rare diligence and went downstairs to buy breakfast."
"But his roommate thought he wouldn't wake up at that time, so he didn't bring him breakfast. But not only did he wake up, he was also hungry."
Secretary Lu was baffled by Chen Mu's words.
Secretary Lu: "When you wake up and are hungry, why don't you just go downstairs to the cafeteria to eat?"
"Although the canteen on the first floor of our school is open only during limited hours, the second and third floors above are open all day."
"How can such a big Haicheng University not buy a steamed bun?" Chen Mu gave Secretary Lu a deep look: "Look, what you are saying now, it sounds like someone with a generation gap between them can only Spoken."
Secretary Lu: "???"
I was analyzing the school cafeteria environment with you, but you attacked me personally? !
Chen Mu continued to sigh: "Nowadays, it is difficult for college students to get up early. There are no early classes in the morning, so they can sleep until 12 noon."
Secretary Lu stared at Chen Mu thoughtfully: "Isn't it bad for your health to sleep for so long?"
"Why don't you wait until the busy days of military training, Dr. Chen, to give them a health lecture related to healthy routines?"
Chen Mu: "???"
This is why most people don't like chatting with their bosses.
Because we have no way of knowing.
At a certain magical time, your boss will give you an outrageous job.
Pretending not to hear clearly what Secretary Lu said.
Chen Mu was minding his own business and continued what he wanted to say, "Let's talk about the classmate with a dislocated neck and a slight concussion."
"He wanted to take a bite of the buns in his roommate's hand, but was too lazy to get down, so he stretched his head down from the bed to eat the buns."
talking.
Chen Mu couldn't help but sigh, "According to the patient himself, he often eats things from other people's hands in this way when he is too lazy to get out of bed, or takes off the charger on the bed table."
"But what he didn't expect was that after he hung upside down on the bed that day, his head became dizzy, causing him to miss the guardrail and fall with his head on the ground."
Secretary Lu was stunned.
—
"Secretary Lu: Dr. Chen, are you serious? Are you sure you are talking about students from our school?"
"I am also a school doctor. I will use my career to guarantee that although there are many crispy college students in our school, compared with Haicheng University, they are not that outrageous..."
"Haicheng University is far ahead in the number of crispy college students!"
"Ha ha ha ha!!!"
"Dr. Chen and Secretary Lu: I'm giving this to you far ahead, do you want it?!"
"Looking at Secretary Lu's expression, I can feel his collapse."
"What I don't quite understand is why Dr. Chen looks so happy?"
"In the past, he had to deal with such bizarre cases alone. Now he can drag his leader into trouble. Can he not be happy?"
"..."
—
This moment.
Secretary Lu once again realized what Chen Mu had repeatedly emphasized before.
There is a generation gap between him and the students.
If he hadn't known that this kind of bizarre case would be dug up by netizens at any time, Chen Mu wouldn't have been able to lie.
Secretary Lu would always wonder how such a student got into Shanghai City University.
Seeing that the secretary was still immersed in shock.
Chen Mu said with a smile: "Tell me about my conspiracy to attract the families of faculty and staff to come to Haicheng University for medical treatment."
Secretary Lu: "Say."
He wanted to know too.
What exactly did Chen Mu have in mind.
Chen Mu continued: "We just need to let them know that these intern teachers are hard-to-get expert numbers in the tertiary hospitals in Haicheng City."
"It would be best to give a hint that if these intern doctors encounter a condition that is difficult for them to deal with, they will choose to ask their mentors for help in order not to embarrass their teachers."
Secretary Lu: "!!!"
He kind of understood.
Why did Chen Mu say that his idea was a conspiracy?
although.
Faculty and staff on college campuses.
In addition to some very powerful professors, there are also some ordinary counselors or clerical staff.
Although working on a university campus sounds great, in reality these faculty members have limited connections.
Family members are experiencing physical problems.
Arrived at the hospital.
It is also difficult to get an expert account.
As for why not come to the campus hospital for medical treatment at this time.
That's because although Chen Mu is an excellent doctor, the campus hospital's equipment is limited.
Even if Chen Mu could give some advice, in the end he could only suggest that they go back to a tertiary hospital.
But it's different now.
You only need to bring your own elderly people or children.
Come to the school hospital and let these young doctors take a look. The young doctors can help them call an expert for remote consultation.
Anyone who cares a little about the pros and cons will know how to choose.
only……
Secretary Lu looked at Chen Mu and nodded: "Let's do this. I will give you a position as an administrator of the school staff group later."
Chen Mu: "Huh?"
Secretary Lu pushed up the gold frame on the bridge of his nose and said seriously: "No matter what weird things you post in the school group, Dr. Chen, it is your personal behavior, Dr. Chen."
Chen Mu: "???"
Secretary Lu faced the live broadcast camera.
Sitting upright, he then said: "Everything is Dr. Chen's personal behavior and has nothing to do with Haicheng University or the secretary of Haicheng University."
"If Dr. Chen does something in the future that causes public outrage, on behalf of Haicheng University, I will kick Dr. Chen out of the school's official group. This is my own attitude and that of Haicheng University."
Chen Mu: "???"
As leaders, do you really need to be so rigorous in what you say and do? !
(End of this chapter)
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