Is the school doctor free?Have you ever heard of crispy college students!

Chapter 275: Your head is stuck on the bed, you need to call the fire brigade!

"Puch!"

I don’t know who couldn’t help it first.

There was a burst of ridicule in the room.

The patient himself covered his face in distress, but still asked: "Dr. Chen, please be accommodating. I am in a special situation..."

Chen Mu: "..."

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"I really want to know how he got his head stuck in?!"

"After Dr. Chen came in, I was silent. Contemporary college students will do anything to escape military training."

"I saw a lot of people outside who were not wearing military training uniforms. Are they the seniors who came to see the excitement?"

"Maybe I came here to check in and take a photo. Such scenery is not seen every day even at Haicheng University."

"??? What do you mean, even though I'm from Haicheng University, I feel like I'm being despised."

"Should I say anything, I'm already checking in through the computer screen."

"I also……"

"I just came back from the hot search on Weibo, and you have already put this guy in the hot search. Oops! Friendly reminder! You have lost the right to choose your spouse during college!"

"Hahahaha!!! You guys are so mean! I really like it too!!!"

"..."

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Sighed.

He said, "Classmate, I just checked your pulse. You are in very good health now. It is impossible for me to give you a sick note."

"Ruined……"

The boy looked desperate, "If I explain to the instructor the reason for being late later, such an outrageous reason, will the instructor believe it..."

"If he doesn't believe it, wouldn't it be that I will face the second military training next year... Wuwu... I really don't want to escape the military training..."

Chen Mu raised his eyebrows and said calmly: "Your instructor will believe your explanation."

Seeing that the patient still looked unconvinced, Chen Mu raised his hand and pointed at the live broadcast camera not far away from him.

"Audiences across the country can help you testify."

"You can find your live broadcast clips online later and use them to prove to the instructor that you are not lying."

There is actually video to prove his innocence? !
Listening to Chen Mu's voice, the boy shed tears of excitement: "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...Dr. Chen, fortunately you are here..."

Chen Mu sighed.

"I'll wait for you here for a while. When the firefighters come later, I'll..."

Chen Mu hasn't finished speaking yet.

Suddenly there was a burst of panicked footsteps at the door of the dormitory.

next second.

A boy with blood on his clothes rushed in, "Is Dr. Chen here? Something happened in our dormitory!"

I saw blood stains on the boy's body.

Chen Mu was also stunned.

He quickly got off the upper bunk and said, "Classmate, please lead the way."

The boy who came for help briefly explained the situation in his dormitory on the way.

He has a roommate who is dating online.

I made an appointment with my online date to have sex next month, so I fell into anxiety mode these days.

The point of his roommate's anxiety was simple.

The photos he sent to his online dating partner were photoshopped, and he was afraid of dying in public view.

What if he is dumped by his online dating partner because he doesn’t look as good-looking as in the photos when he meets in person?
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"No, how much has this guy done? He looks exactly like the photo, right?!"

"The situation is a bit more open, maybe I can find Yanzu's photos directly on the Internet."

"Is there a possibility that your roommate's online girlfriend is more aggressive than him?!"

"Huh? He actually used my photo to go online dating? Then I'm going to have a girlfriend?"

"My urine is yellow! I come first!"

"If you have diabetes, back off! You must not let him taste any sweetness!" "..."

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Listen to the stories the boys share.

Chen Mu could be said to be puzzled. He pointed to the blood stains on the boy's clothes and said, "I'm just not confident about my appearance. What's going on? Did you harm yourself?"

This is the only possibility that Chen Mu can think of.

The boy's expression was also a little strange, "No, he read a bunch of transformation guides on the Internet, bought new clothes, and also bought a lot of facial masks and so on."

"He said that he must transform a college student from Hainan University before the interview."

Listen to the boys.

Chen Mu sighed: "He is quite optimistic?!"

"But does this have anything to do with the blood stains on your body?"

The boy nodded vigorously: "Of course, the relationship is not small!"

"He's been dressing up every day lately, and he's found a few girls in our class to serve as his strategists."

"She taught him how to dress himself, and as a result, last night, we went to eat butter hotpot."

Chen Mu: "Stomach bleeding? Or are you suffering from hemorrhoids?"

The boy continued to shake his head: "None of them."

Under Chen Mu's questioning gaze, the boy said with some disgust: "Dr. Chen, don't be so anxious. Let me speak slowly."

Chen Mu: "..."

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"Dr. Chen: I face these weird things every day. I can't even last a day in this crappy class..."

"Classmate, is there a possibility that Dr. Chen just wants to know what happened to your roommate and where did the blood stains on your body come from?"

"How about I work as an assistant to Dr. Chen? I can get rid of all this nonsense and only transmit useful information to Dr. Chen."

"Dr. Chen: Classmate, I actually don't care that much about gossip. I care more about his life and death."

"Why don't you, Dr. Chen, let him continue to share? I really can't think of it. It's just a hot pot for dinner. How can it be possible for someone else to be covered in blood after eating it?"

"It's a bit exaggerated to be covered in blood, isn't it? Isn't there just some blood stains on the collar?"

"That's scary, okay? If another platelet 1 comes, everyone will be cold when Dr. Chen arrives..."

"Probably not. Platelet 1 is not that common even in hospitals. After all, the corpses have 3!"

"No, they have already left quickly, why haven't they arrived yet?"

"No, this is the wrong route. Why did you leave the apartment building?"

"Isn't this strange? It's a university after all. There can't be only one dormitory for boys!"

"No... I'm from Haicheng University. There are no boys' dormitories in the direction this classmate led the way. There are only girls' dormitories..."

"ah????"

"..."

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"What, what?"

"Dr. Chen, I know you are doing a live broadcast now, but you can't bring a live broadcast camera and a male photographer to the girls' dormitory!"

Chen Mu followed the boy and hurried into the dormitory building.

The dormitory aunt stopped the person angrily.

After hearing what the dormitory aunt said, Chen Mu looked at the girls walking around him.

This was only belatedly realized.

This is really a women's dormitory.

present.

Chen Mu looked at the boy leading the way and something suddenly changed in his eyes, "Classmate, I think I need an explanation."