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Chapter 313: Old lady, are you hitting me? Then I'm down! (-in-)

"Let me tell you! Old lady, I am old and have many basic diseases!"

The old lady stared at Chen Mu slyly and threatened while talking.

Chen Mu stared at the old lady's face and nodded casually: "I can tell."

Just by looking at it.

Chen Mu could tell that this man was angry.

Not only that.

There is a high probability that the other party has underlying liver disease.

Think of this.

Chen Mu also became more serious: "Madam, if you have time, I suggest you go to a large hospital for a comprehensive physical examination, focusing on the liver and kidneys..."

Listen to what Chen Mu said.

The onlookers were all surprised.

Put yourself in their perspective.

Chen Mu never touched the old lady during the entire process, and the chance of diagnosing her pulse was almost zero.

Dr. Chen, who is extremely famous on the Internet, is he really as miraculous as the legend says, and can he know Chinese medicine?
Can you tell the hidden diseases in other people's bodies just by looking at them?

Some younger onlookers.

I couldn't help but lean forward: "Dr. Chen, can you tell what's wrong with my face?"

"I haven't been sleeping well lately. Am I sick?"

Chen Mu sighed: "The quality of this foundation is so good, I can't tell anything..."

The girl was smiling and not angry, "Then I'll take off my makeup and come back?"

Chen Mu continued to sigh: "Madam, the registration number of Haicheng University of Traditional Chinese Medicine is not expensive. If you have medical insurance, you can register at the medical insurance window and you will be reimbursed 50% of the registration fee."

"Okay, then I will try to get admitted to Shanghai City University as a graduate student, so that I can go to Dr. Chen for treatment!"

Chen Mu: "???"

feeling.

This girl didn't hear a word of what he said before, right?
The neglected old lady.

I found that after Chen Mu appeared, I was no longer the focus of the crowd.

His face became visibly ferocious, and he rushed towards Chen Mu, stretching out his nails: "You kid actually cursed me openly! I can't kill you today! Your life at such an old age has been wasted!"

Chen Mu turned sideways slightly.

He caught the old lady's hand with his shoulder, and the old lady was about to continue to reach out.

Chen Mu stumbled and fell directly to the ground.

The old lady looked at Chen Mu in disbelief. If she hadn't been at her age and didn't know much about soul exchange, she might have thought that she and Chen Mu had exchanged souls.

Tricks like touching porcelain have always been her masterstroke as an old lady.

When had she ever met a young man who stole her show?

The old lady was still dumbfounded.

Uncle Hat, who had been waiting for a long time, couldn't wait to bring the person into the police station, "Hello, cooperate with the investigation!"

The old lady was dumbfounded.

While struggling emotionally, he pointed in the direction of Chen Mu and cursed loudly: "He is cheating! Can't you see it?"

Uncle Hat: "I saw it. It was you who attacked this young man first. He was of good quality and didn't fight back."

"You maliciously hurt others and need to cooperate with the investigation."

"If you dare to take action in front of the police station, you will be punished with an additional penalty!"

The voice just fell.

"good!!!!"

There was an exaggerated cheer from the door of the police station.

A group of melon-eating people who came to join in the fun took pictures with their hands to create the effect of a speech on health care products.

"It's this guy who is going to be hit by a car when he goes out. He cursed me, an old lady, first!"

Uncle Hat: "He didn't curse you, he just stood as a doctor and tried to give you some professional advice."

"Please cooperate with our work. If you continue to do this and try to punch or kick us, we can consider you to be assaulting the police."

old lady:"!!!"

Although his mouth was still dirty, he didn't dare to act rashly this time.

Chen Mu slowly got up from the ground.

He patted the almost non-existent dust on his body.

Some tricks may not seem so feasible.

But the problem is.

It is really useful!

—

When Chen Mu arrived at the apartment.

Several school counselors have been accompanying Chen Mu's neighbors across the street, waiting for Chen Mu to come back and handing over the keys and everything else to Chen Mu.

Chen Mu changed the password for the new smart door lock alone.

After heating up a glass of milk, he sent a message to Su Bingbing, "Do you still need me to cooperate with your public relations methods?"

Su Bingbing responded quickly: "Dr. Chen, the public opinion on the Internet is now in your favor. Please deal with it coldly."

Chen Mu responded well.

Su Bingbing sent a message to have a good rest, and Chen Mu went to take a shower and go to bed.

Maybe it’s because I was too tired this day.

Chen Mu fell asleep quickly.

Also slept deeply.

next morning.

Chen Mu also knows that today is different from the past. When he goes out, he puts on a hat and a mask.

To his surprise.

Morning at five o'clock in the morning.

A large number of people surrounded the main entrance of Haicheng University.

Shouted loudly.

Ask the security personnel to be accommodating. They want to enter Haicheng University.

"What's going on?"

A young girl who was squeezing in front of Chen Mu looked back at Chen Mu, leaned close to Chen Mu, and whispered: "Brother, are you worried? There was an accident in the teachers' apartment of Haicheng University yesterday!"

Chen Mu was stunned.

I didn't expect that one day.

I can actually have sex with strangers in reality.

food.

Or your own melon? !
He nodded: "I've seen some. Someone broke down Dr. Chen's door for a prescription? Is it this melon?"

The girl nodded excitedly: "Yes, yes! That's it!"

"Because of what happened last night, Haicheng University strengthened security overnight. Now, except for Haicheng University's internal staff and current students, no one can enter Haicheng University."

"If something happens and you must enter Haicheng University, you can only be escorted by campus personnel and go through detailed registration before you can enter."

"However, their school has a facial recognition system, and their own internal staff and students can enter by simply swiping their faces."

Chen Mu nodded: "Haicheng University is doing a great job."

Always remember.

Students are their first priority.

Whether it is the principal lying in the ICU or Secretary Lu who is working all night until his head is bald, they have all done it.

The little girl eating melon next to Chen Mu curled her lips and shook her head.

Pointing to the uncles and aunts in front of them, "Brother, you don't know this! For the people of Haicheng University, this kind of decision is naturally a good one, but some people are unwilling!"

"Look at the people at the door. They are all protesting, demanding that Haicheng University be opened to the outside world and that the outrageous registration requirements for admission be cancelled!"

Chen Mu was stunned: "Does this have anything to do with them?"

The little girl shook her head: "It has nothing to do with them! It has a big relationship, okay!"

"Do you know that the situation of Haicheng University is somewhat special? It is one of the few universities in Haicheng that is still in the old city?"

Chen Mu nodded: "I know."

But now he is thinking about whether there is really a problem with Feng Shui in this old campus of Haicheng University.

Should the school consider building a new campus? The little girl continued: "There are many uncles and aunties nearby. They come to the school cafeteria of Haicheng University every morning to buy food."

"Many university cafeterias are subsidized, cheaper and cleaner than outside. They are used to buying meals here."

Chen Mu couldn't quite understand, "I remember that the school cafeteria requires meal cards?"

The little girl nodded: "They have a better attitude. They ask students to help buy a breakfast and then transfer the breakfast money to the students. Usually they will not be refused."

Chen Mu nodded: "That's true..."

This is what contemporary college students are like.

Although when faced with some weird things, his combat effectiveness is amazing.

But if.

The other party's attitude is ridiculously good, so it is no surprise that contemporary college students usually do not reject the other party's innocuous requests.

The little girl took out a glass of soy milk as if by magic.

She saw Chen Mu looking at her.

The little girl raised her hand and pointed in a direction behind Chen Mu, "There is a breakfast shop behind there. I bought it there. If you want to drink, you can go there!"

Chen Mu shook his head: "I don't drink..."

He just has a little curiosity.

"Since there is a breakfast shop in front of the school, why not buy it at the breakfast shop and go to Haicheng University?"

The little girl curled her lips: "Didn't I tell you that university cafeterias are subsidized?"

"Do you know how much the meat buns like those from Haicheng University are, bigger than your fist? It's less than one piece!"

"Can a person of this age let go of such a small advantage?"

"Haicheng University used to turn a blind eye to their behavior, but now something has happened. In order to ensure the safety of students, they are not allowed to go in to buy breakfast!"

"Haicheng University owes them. I heard that Haicheng University is still very strong. Why don't you come here early in the morning to watch the excitement? I believe that Haicheng University will never be kidnapped by morality!"

Chen Mu's eyes gradually turned to admiration when he looked at the girl.

Five o'clock in the morning.

Came over to watch the excitement.

What a love for melon!
"Brother, let me tell you..."

The girl drank soy milk and was about to continue sharing the gossip she knew.

Turn around.

Only to find that the man who was standing next to him just now had disappeared.

The girl looked around.

I saw a cyan figure trying to break in at the closed gate of Haicheng University.

Watching the man walk into the small revolving door.

The elders and aunties guarding the door shouted behind Chen Mu: "Oh! Young man, we have tried it all!"

"They only open a small side door now. You can't get in without brushing your face. You still have to fight with us..."

The enthusiastic aunt hasn't finished speaking yet.

I saw the cyan figure taking off the mask on his face.

Brush your face.

Entered Haicheng University.

Grandpas and aunts: “???”

The girl who just shared the gossip with Chen Mu: "!!!"

—

When Chen Mu arrived at the school hospital.

He carried a large bag of breakfast in his hand.

The eyes of the people in white coats who had stayed up all night turned red when they saw the breakfast that Chen Mu brought over.

Swarmed up unceremoniously.

"Dr. Chen! Woohoo! You are so good! These buns are delicious!"

"Thank you Dr. Chen!"

"Stop grabbing it! There are still steamed buns over there, don't eat what you're holding!"

Hear the noise here.

Zheng Xin also walked out of the school doctor's office.

Chen Mu handed the bowl of beef noodles to Zheng Xin, "Your breakfast."

"Yo! It's still my favorite food!"

After seeing the beef noodles, Zheng Xin's eyes lit up.

I found a small stool in the corridor and sat down to eat.

Chen Mu leaned against the wall and asked, "How was the school hospital last night?"

Zheng Xin sighed: "You looked at the pairs of dark circles under your eyes. Did they seem to have subsided last night?"

"It was originally quiet in the first half of the night."

"It turned out that a few students felt that they wanted something exciting in the middle of the night, so they invited a pen fairy in the dormitory."

"We don't know whether that thing is real Xuanhu or fake Xuanhu. Two students were so frightened that they suffered cardiac arrest!"

Zheng Xin was eating beef soup.

While gritting his teeth, "I just don't understand! If some people are not so courageous, why should they imitate others to find excitement!"

"If it hadn't happened for an empty ambulance passing by near the school yesterday, and there happened to be adrenaline in the car, would you believe it that my dad and Secretary Lu would have been admitted to the ICU together today?"

Chen Mu: "I believe..."

Zheng Xin shook his head: "After the military training is over, I won't stay in your bullshit school hospital for more than a day."

"Forget that there are too many weird cases, the key is that the drugs can't keep up, and some equipment can't keep up either. If we encounter really troublesome cases, we may not be able to save anyone at all."

Speaking of it.

Zheng Xin couldn't help but take another look at Chen Mu: "Seriously, a very authoritative private hospital in Haicheng has contacted me and wanted to ask if you are interested in working for them."

"If you're interested, I'll give you the treatment they offer? It's generous!"

Chen Mu shook his head: "Forget it, what can I do if I go? Live broadcast?"

"I was surrounded by crowds at the police station last night. Now that it's like this, I can't go to the hospital to work now..."

Chen Mu only found out yesterday when he was surfing the Internet to eat his own melons.

He is such a school doctor, but after these days of live broadcast, he actually has a girlfriend and a fanatic fan.

Now this group of people is in a period of fanaticism towards him.

If he really leaves Haicheng University and finds a job in a hospital.

Maybe there will really be fans who would like to call him up just to meet him...

By the time.

Doesn't it delay the normal medical order of the hospital?

On the contrary, the campus hospital of Haicheng University only treats current students, faculty and staff, as well as their families, which can avoid a lot of trouble.

Zheng Xin nodded: "That's true."

"Since you are here, I will go back after finishing this bowl of noodles."

Seeing Chen Mu nod, Zheng Xin continued: "I feel sorry for these night shift interns. They have to wait until after seven o'clock for their replacement interns to arrive."

Chen Mu looked at the group of young faces, each of whom had a pair of standard dark circles.

I couldn't help but laugh: "What's wrong with this? When they really become doctors, they will be able to survive!"

Zheng Xin nodded: "That's true, but there shouldn't be any cases this early in the morning. You can just find a place to squint again..."

The words were only half spoken.

Zheng Xin saw Chen Mu's expression change.

He said silently: "Why are you so mysterious now? Is it possible that just because of my words, you can..."

The words have not yet fallen.

The two of them heard the landline ringing in the school doctor's office.

Zheng Xin: "Shall I strangle you?"

The person who was in front of him a second ago had already jumped out without stopping.

Chen Mu: "Hello, Haicheng University Hospital!"

Chen Mu heard it.

On the other side of the phone, there was an earth-shattering cry: "Doctor, when I woke up, I saw my roommate lying on the ground, unconscious. I don't know how long he has been!"

(End of this chapter)