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Chapter 343: Eating raw pig feed? You are more powerful than a pig!
Chapter 343: Eating raw pig feed? You are more powerful than a pig!
"Excuse me, can you tell me again, what do the students in our school eat to gain weight?"
Secretary Lu raised his hand and picked his ears.
When looking at Uncle Hat, his eyes were full of disbelief.
If you didn't know.
Uncle Hat doesn't joke around when handling a case.
Secretary Lu might even feel that this was a prank specifically targeting him.
after all.
But now, someone was talking to him.
A college student who has been admitted to university, voluntarily eats pig feed without being forced by anyone?
Anyone with a slightly normal brain wouldn't be able to do this.
Just when a group of people looked strange.
Suddenly, a familiar voice sounded beside Chen Mu: "Um... pig feed, humans can eat it too..."
Can humans eat pig feed?
Little boy!
If you have the guts, look me in the eyes and say one more word!
Chen Mu's face was grim, and he subconsciously went to find the source of the sound.
But when Chen Mu saw the face of the person who spoke clearly, he fell into a brief silence.
He is so smart...
That's fine.
Subconsciously, Chen Mu didn't want to pay attention to this guy.
But after taking two steps, I couldn't help but stop.
He turned his head and looked at He Congming.
Chen Mu: "He is smart."
He Congming: "What's wrong, Doctor Chen?"
Chen Mu's expression was a bit complicated. "Have you bought pig feed online these two days?"
He Congming: "Ah?"
—
"Hahahahaha!!! Doctor Chen's reaction was similar to mine. When I heard Uncle Hat say that someone at Haicheng University was buying pig feed, my first reaction was, could this person be really smart?"
"I think the IQs of other fragile college students at Haicheng University are OK, but He Congming is a special case."
"A fragile college student is a fragile college student, and a smart one is a smart one."
"The point is, what he just said is also very misleading. He said that humans can eat pig feed..."
"Even if Dacongming didn't eat the pig feed, this incident might have aroused his curiosity. I would like to advise Haicheng University to give Dacongming psychological counseling and not let him eat it."
"I want to hear some clever and perverse ideas."
"..."
—
Facing He Congming's still somewhat confused expression.
Chen Mu kindly reminded: "Didn't you just say that humans can eat pig feed? I thought you bought it..."
He Congming shook his head: "That thing may not taste good."
"But Dr. Chen, I really think that humans can eat pig feed!"
I don’t know if there is some special attraction between us.
He Congming saw Chen Mu.
I feel like my desire to share is overflowing.
He spoke seriously and shared, "Doctor Chen, let me show you the logic."
"Look, pigs eat pig feed, and people eat pigs, so if you count it, people are also indirectly eating pig feed, right?"
Chen Mu snorted coldly: "People eat vegetables, and growing vegetables requires pesticides. So, I would like to ask He Congming, do you think people can drink pesticides?"
He Congming shook his head: "Doctor Chen, this is different..."
Chen Mu snorted coldly: "But I am giving examples based on your logic. Is there really any difference here?"
"It seems that the logic is indeed the same?" He Congming touched his head awkwardly.
In the look.
Full of confusion that was never concealed.
Chen Mu snorted coldly, "So stop talking nonsense. Even if you are curious, don't try pig feed. It's not for human consumption." The uncle in the hat, who went upstairs with them, heard Chen Mu's overly serious tone.
Look at He Congming’s aggrieved expression again.
He opened his mouth to explain to He Congming: "This student may have just said this out of curiosity. You don't need to be so serious."
"Besides, modern college students should have some basic common sense. They all know that pig feed is for pigs to eat..."
Uncle Hat said it very well.
But he was still interrupted by Chen Mu helplessly, "Have you forgotten why you came to Haicheng University to respond to the police?"
Uncle Hat was instantly controlled: "..."
—
"Uncle Hat: No matter how stupid a crispy college student is, he will never eat pig feed."
"Crispy College Student: Not only am I eating pig feed, but if this pig feed doesn't make me fat, I'm going to give you a bad review!"
"Now that I think about it, that Taobao seller was also very miserable. He probably never thought he could make such a business before he met this Crispy Man."
"No... When he recorded the pig feed at Haicheng University, didn't he have any doubts about this address?"
"Students from Haicheng University raised their hands silently. I have a senior from the College of Agriculture. His final assignment last semester was to raise pigs, so there are people in our school who buy pig feed..."
"I suddenly remembered the joke on the Internet, where someone ate the chicken in the school. It turned out that the chicken was someone else's final homework. The poor college student whose chicken was stolen was forced to fail the course..."
"..."
—
"Forget it, let's go check on the classmate who ate the pig feed first. I'm really concerned about him!"
Uncle Hat's steps began to become a little messy.
What on earth is going on with this Haicheng University?
Why did he feel the atmosphere was so weird?
“This should be it.”
According to the location, I found the student dormitory.
Before going in.
In order to avoid disturbing the patient's other roommates, Uncle Hat also knocked on the door.
But no one answered.
Chen Mu couldn't wait any longer, and with a dark face, he pushed open the dormitory door.
Just opened the door.
I saw that there was only one boy in the dormitory, and the others were not there.
The boy was lying on the ground, holding his stomach with a pale face, and he had almost no consciousness.
Chen Mu rushed to the boy and took his pulse.
Su Bingbing didn't dare to delay.
He opened Chen Mu's medical box, disinfected the silver needle, and then read it to Chen Mu.
"Secretary Lu, please help me and go see what the pig feed looks like."
When Chen Mu came in, he saw a woven bag on the balcony of the dormitory.
It is most likely the legendary pig feed.
"Okay." Secretary Lu sighed.
He hurried over to the pig feed, grabbed a handful, and brought it to Chen Mu, "Doctor Chen, look..."
Chen Mu took a quick look.
What we can probably tell is that this is grain-fed food with some additives.
Some unhulled wheat is pressed and mixed with additives.
Chen Mu opened the mouth of the crispy college student and was able to see whether there was any feed swallowed inside.
Use tweezers to pick out the unswallowed food from the mouth of the crispy college student.
Chen Mu looked at it carefully for a few seconds and said speechlessly: "This idiot, he eats it raw..."
"What else?" He Congming slipped in at some point.
Chen Mu raised his hand and pointed at the pig feed, saying, "Even when feeding pigs, the pig farmers will cook the feed in a big pot and add some vegetables to boil it."
"To put it simply, pigs eat cooked food, while patients eat raw food."
He Congming: "Ah?"
(End of this chapter)
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