Is the school doctor free?Have you ever heard of crispy college students!

Chapter 365: Compressed kelp, soaked in the stomach and formed into shape!
Get out of the car.

Chen Mu didn't even need to look for it deliberately.

Then he saw a figure surrounded by the crowd.

A group of students in military training uniforms gathered there.

When Chen Mu approached.

You can also hear sighs coming from the crowd.

"Oh my god, I thought you were exaggerating. Is there really someone who can spit out raw kelp?"

“Can you eat raw kelp?”

"Rather than whether raw kelp shreds can be eaten, I am more concerned about how he eats them."

"It's outrageous. So far, this guy has already vomited a bucket and a half."

"What are we going to do with this pot? Are we going to take it back to the cafeteria to serve food?"

"No, the cafeteria aunt said that this basin was given to him as a gift of friendship. When the time comes, the cafeteria aunt will find the cafeteria manager and buy her two new ones. This stainless steel basin has happened to be used for many years."

"Brother, why don't you try harder and vomit more? Maybe you can add two dishes to the pigs at the Agricultural College tonight."

"Forget it. Those pigs in the Agricultural College are more precious than the lives of those seniors. If the pigs really die because of this little bit of kelp, do you believe that the seniors who can't graduate will come to fight you?!"

"Hiss! I'd better shut up and not speak carelessly!"

Chen Mu and the instructor stood outside the crowd.

Listen to the discussions inside.

The two men looked at each other.

The corners of his lips twitched unconsciously.

This group of crispy college students.

It’s really enough!
It doesn't matter if we gather here and can't help much.

It even blocks the air that the patient could breathe.

Chen Mu felt somewhat helpless.

He raised his hand and patted the student in front of him, "Please make way, I'm a doctor!"

doctor?

Maybe it’s because everyone knows that the school is recording a program now.

resulting in.

After hearing these two words.

The crispy college students who were watching the fun in front reacted a little too sensitively.

They all turned around.

His eyes fell on Chen Mu behind him.

Then I didn't know who exclaimed first.

"Dr. Chen is here!"

"Now I know why I'm vomiting kelp!"

As the voice echoed in Chen Mu's ears.

Crispy college students.

They all made way in an orderly manner.

Chen Mu shook his head helplessly and quickly walked to the patient.

After putting on disposable gloves, I went to check the kelp threads vomited by the patient.

After a while.

Chen Mu frowned and asked the instructor beside him: "Is this student's roommate here?"

The instructor quickly grabbed two college students from the side.

They all pushed them in front of Chen Mu and said, "Doctor Chen, these two are the patient's roommates."

Chen Mu sighed.

Pointed at the boy who was still spitting out kelp.

Chen Mu looked at the two roommates who looked like patients with clear and stupid eyes, "Were you with the patients from the time you woke up today until the military training?"

The two boys looked at each other.

One was a little unsure and didn't dare to speak.

The other one, on the other hand, was much more generous: "It's like this, I can only say that most of the time, we are together, but we can't guarantee that we are together all the time."

"We washed separately in the morning, but later came together to the military training ground."

Chen Mu nodded.

She calmed the two boys' tense mood and said, "Don't be nervous. I just want to know a little bit about your roommate's situation."

"Did any of you see him eat anything last night, or today?"

A boy nodded: "He ate some seaweed before going to bed last night."

"In the morning, we got up a little late and didn't have time to eat. He ate a few pieces of seaweed, drank a few sips of water, and came to the military training."

Seaweed?

The instructor was still thinking whether there was any key information in this.

Chen Mu already frowned.

Looking at the classmate who just spoke: "Has he ever shared his seaweed with you?"

No wonder Chen Mu asked that.

He is still a young man himself.

I have a general idea of ​​how contemporary young people get along with each other during their college years.

According to the way Chen Mu used to get along in the dormitory.

If in the morning.

No one had eaten, and one of the roommates happened to have something to fill his stomach, so we usually share.

Unexpectedly, both boys nodded: "He shared it with us, but we didn't eat it."

"Didn't eat?"

Chen Mu was holding two boys.

I always feel like I have found the key to the problem.

"Why haven't you two eaten? You didn't eat anything this morning. Aren't you hungry?"

I heard Chen Mu say this.

Both boys couldn't help but raise their hands and touch their stomachs.

A boy said with a bitter look on his face: "How can I not be hungry? But the seaweed that Dr. Chen gave me is different from what I usually eat. It tastes terrible..."

"What's the difference?"

Boy: "Maybe my teeth are not strong enough, I can't chew the seaweed he gave me..."

Can’t bite?
Why is seaweed so hard to chew?

Chen Mu frowned and opened the mobile shopping app thoughtfully.

"Is the seaweed he gave you round, not the usual square shape?"

The two boys nodded in unison.

"Doctor Chen, have you ever tried that brand of seaweed? It's really unpalatable and hard to chew. Does it have any flavor?"

Chen Mu: "..."

I found a picture in the shopping app.

Show it to the two boys, "Is this the seaweed?"

The two boys nodded in unison with bright eyes.

Chen Mu felt a darkness before his eyes.

The cameraman following Chen Mu briefly tested Chen Mu's attitude and received no objection.

Quietly.

Point the camera at Chen Mu’s phone screen.

Just see above.

It is a compressed round cake.

There are also a few big words written on the merchant’s promotional picture.

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“????”

"Compressed kelp? Those few big words blinded my 24k dog eyes."

"I've seen people eat compressed biscuits. I've never thought of that in my life. There are also people eating compressed seaweed. I've really broadened my horizons at Haicheng University."

"Doctor Chen's expression was also very upset. Although he had long known that his school was full of geniuses, he never thought that one day, such a person would appear, right?"

"I used to think that He Congming was the ceiling for fragile college students, but after seeing this guy, I have to say that even He Congming has to give up..."

"You must think carefully before eating this..."

"I now know why he is vomiting kelp here. It turns out that the compressed kelp has swelled in his stomach."

"The bottle of water given by the instructor was the last straw that broke the camel's back."

"Instructor: If you do this, I won't dare give water to students next time!"

"Students in the future, please don't blame the instructor for not even giving you a bottle of water. This is all because of what the seniors have built for you!"

"..."

—

"How many did he eat?"

Chen Mu's current expression is not very good.

When the two college students saw Chen Mu’s expression turn bad for no apparent reason, they looked at each other in surprise.

I answered honestly, "From last night till now, I have probably eaten about ten?"

"They said the seaweed wasn't filling enough, so I ate a little more..."

At the end of the day.

The patient's roommate no longer dared to look at Chen Mu's expression.

The instructor came over.

After seeing the contents on Chen Mu's phone, his eyes went dark: "This is compressed kelp shreds!!!" "He ate more than a dozen of them, and they all swelled in his stomach. Can this person still walk out of Haicheng University alive?"

Following the instructor's collapsed scream.

The eyes around.

It all falls on the patient himself.

If Chen Mu was not mistaken.

There was even indescribable admiration in the eyes of these onlookers when they looked at the patient.

"I've heard that our school's alumni are awesome, but I didn't expect them to be this awesome."

"I've seen that compressed kelp thing before when I was cooking at home. It's very small, but it can make a whole basin of kelp. He actually ate more than a dozen pieces?"

"I think Dr. Chen's record of not having any deaths may end here."

"Stop talking, stop talking. If you continue talking, I suspect Dr. Chen might resign on the spot..."

Listen to the discussions around.

Chen Mu took a deep breath.

Almost forcing myself to calm down.

These students actually guessed it right.

Right now he.

I really had the urge to quit on the spot.

Chen Mu directly took the silver needles, stimulated the patient's acupoints, and induced vomiting.

The patient vomited until his eyes turned bloodshot.

The instructor who came to Chen Mu for help was really scared.

The instructor unscrewed a bottle of water and handed it to the patient: "Student, why don't you drink a few sips of water to relax."

Chen Mu raised his head stiffly.

He looked at the instructor in disbelief.

—

"Doctor Chen: You are the one who made a person like this by drinking a bottle of water. How dare you pass water to students now?"

"If one day, Dr. Chen really resigns, I won't be surprised at all."

"Doctor Chen: I am just an ordinary school doctor. I cannot save Haicheng University, let alone the vulnerable students of Haicheng University!"

"That Doctor Ye Heye, when will you arrive at Haicheng University? Before you treat Zhuang Ruoruo, can you first ask our Doctor Chen to check his psychological problems? I think Doctor Chen is going crazy."

"Doctor Chen: Haha! How can you not go crazy at work?!"

"It's mainly because of this class. It's really tiring to take it."

"..."

—

The students have already got the water in their hands.

The instructor met Chen Mu's gaze and realized belatedly how dangerous his behavior was.

Just when the student was about to drink water and rinse his mouth.

The instructor directly snatched the mineral water bottle back from the student's hand.

The student who vomited and was half dead: "???"

The instructor faced the students.

He put on an extremely stiff smile and said, "Classmate, I suddenly realized that I was also very thirsty, so I just drank it myself for the time being."

talking.

The instructor seemed to be trying to prove the truth of his words.

Really in front of this classmate.

Tilt your neck up.

Take a drink of water.

Chen Mu: "..."

After confirming that the patient is temporarily unable to vomit and there is no problem.

Chen Mu sent a message to the interns who stayed in the school hospital.

Ask them to send over a bottle of glucose injection and the equipment for IV drip.

Along the way.

Chen Mu looked at the patient and asked, "Did you bring your ID card or medical insurance card?"

The patient shook his head.

Chen Mu's eyes fell on the patient's two roommates, "Do you know where his ID card and medical insurance card are?"

I saw two people nodded.

Chen Mu also breathed a sigh of relief. "Please take the school ambulance over there and go get this student's ID card and medical insurance card."

"After you get this student's ID and medical insurance card, go to the school hospital and get a referral form for this student, and then bring it back here, okay?"

The two boys saw the instructor on the side organizing people to continue military training.

His eyes lit up instantly.

Nodded quickly.

"Okay, Dr. Chen!"

"Guaranteed to complete the mission!"

yue～

Patients who are vomiting.

Looking at his two roommates, whose overly cheerful backs appears, his eyes are filled with unspeakable resentment.

I said that yesterday.

When they went to college, their roommates formed an oath of brotherhood.

With the total death.

Today, these two guys abandoned him and left him vomiting like a dog.

It's okay to abandon him when he was vomiting all over.

These two guys...

These two guys!
He actually used his vomiting to avoid military training.

I watched a tear fall from the patient's eyes.

Chen Mu inserted another silver needle.

He muttered, "You better vomit faster, otherwise more kelp will swell in your stomach, which will be bad."

talking.

Chen Mu found a number on his phone and dialed it skillfully.

"Hello, is this the emergency center? This is Haicheng University..."

—

"If I were the person in charge of the Haicheng Emergency Center, I would just get a few ambulances and park them in front of the entrance of Haicheng University, ready to go at any time."

"That's right. Given the current situation at Haicheng University, I feel like no matter how many ambulances come, they will all be able to use them."

"It's so funny. Don't even mention you guys. I'm a student at Haicheng University, and I feel the same way!"

"The one from Haicheng University, I advise you not to laugh. Your school has that kind of magical feng shui. What if you choke yourself to death when you laugh?"

"???"

"Isn't it a bad idea to curse others like this?"

"Who said that just now! I will choke to death on my own saliva. I really choked just now! It's so scary. I dare not laugh anymore!!!"

"???"

"No, is the Feng Shui of your Haicheng University really that outrageous?"

"Why do I feel that the person who just posted the comment is also outrageous? Is this the extent that his words are followed by his actions?"

"6! In the live broadcast room, I was so impressed that my scalp numbed!"

"..."

—

"Doctor Chen, if this student keeps vomiting like this, will it damage his esophagus and stomach?"

It seemed that Chen Mu was just inducing vomiting in the patient.

No other actions were taken.

One of the instructors couldn't help but move closer and looked at this side curiously.

Not to mention the instructor.

In this playground, freshmen are undergoing military training.

Although they were all listening to the instructor's instructions and standing at attention.

But almost everyone in the playground looked at this patient.

Without him.

This may be the first and last time in their lives...

See a living person.

Put a dozen pieces of compressed kelp into your stomach.

Soak the compressed kelp in your stomach and then spit it out.

Notice the gazes cast over here on the playground.

Chen Mu prayed silently in his heart.

hope……

This incident of compressed kelp did not overly arouse the curiosity of the crispy-skinned college students.

otherwise……

Chen Mu sighed again.

He didn't even dare to imagine what terrible scenes he would face in the days to come.

(End of this chapter)