Is the school doctor free?Have you ever heard of crispy college students!

Chen Mu looked at the crispy college student's blushing face.

In a very firm tone, he said: "From the current situation, although your idea is good, you have failed."

The patient's lower abdomen is still bulging.

Obviously.

Not only was the other party's constipation not resolved, but he even developed food accumulation.

I roughly figured out the cause of the incident.

Chen Mu held his chin up and gradually figured out the following plot. "Although you think your idea is very smart, you should have known that after dinner, not only did you fail to solve your constipation problem, but you also had food accumulation."

"And the dislocation of your arm..."

Chen Mu's tone was even more helpless. "If I'm not mistaken, you must have seen something on the Internet about how to relieve indigestion or how to poop quickly, and you want to learn it to improve your indigestion and constipation."

"result……"

"You didn't control the strength well and dislocated both of your arms?"

This is impossible!
Almost all the interns standing behind Chen Mu thought so.

Dr. Chen's logic sounds too outrageous.

The methods for relieving constipation found on the Internet are basically yoga moves.

It won't dislocate...

who knows.

The crispy college student's eyes were shining as he looked at Chen Mu.

He kept nodding his head: "Doctor Chen, you are really amazing! How did you guess it?!"

Other interns: “???”

—

"Seeing the expressions of the interns behind me, I believed it. Sometimes even doctors can't imagine that a fragile college student can do such a ridiculous thing."

"The doctor can't think of it, but the school doctor can."

"The school doctor can think of this because there are too many outrageous things. I was a high school doctor. When the school had influenza, I asked students who came to the school clinic to ask for leave to have their temperature taken ten minutes after they entered the room. Otherwise, these kids would use hot water bottles to apply to their foreheads and armpits. The most outrageous thing I saw was a student who was so exhausted that the thermometer went off the charts!"

"I want to refute, but I think I've also done things like applying a hot water bottle to my forehead to ask for leave..."

"Me too... our class teacher was terrified at the time and called my parents. After I went to the hospital and was exposed, I got what I wanted. I took more than a week of sick leave and recovered from my injuries at home..."

"666! It seems your parents were pretty ruthless!!!"

"His parents probably didn't even finish their work, and they hurriedly asked for leave from their boss. They might even have their salary deducted, and then they found out that they were fooled by their naughty kid!"

"Although I have done similar things, if I put myself in the shoes of a parent, I would probably be even more ruthless than his parents???"

"Me too……"

"..."

—

"What kind of strength, when not properly controlled, would cause your arm to become like this?"

An intern doctor could not contain his curiosity.

Make a questioning sound.

The crispy college student was still a little embarrassed.

Just as he was about to open his mouth to explain, he heard Chen Mu's cold voice reply: "It's just using all my strength."

Use all your strength.

Just do a yoga pose?
Are you kidding me?

After hearing Chen Mu's voice, the interns subconsciously felt that what Chen Mu said was a bit far-fetched.

But when they saw the fragile college student's obviously guilty reaction after hearing Chen Mu's voice.

An afterthought discovery.

What Chen Mu said could be true???

Another intern couldn't help but ask his own question: "But didn't Doctor Chen say before that if you have severe indigestion or constipation, you can take some digestion and stomach-strengthening tablets, or buy some senna leaf granules to solve your indigestion and constipation problems first."

"Even if you don't come to the school hospital, it doesn't seem that these two medicines are difficult to buy."

If it is not long-term and severe constipation and indigestion.

Basically, all of these can be solved by taking medicine on your own.

It's just like a common cold and fever.

Facing questions from interns.

The fragile college student acted confidently, "But Doctor Chen also said that medicine is toxic to some extent. If exercise is useful, why should I take medicine?"

Intern doctor: "..."

—

"But, I think what she said makes sense?"

"All medicines are poisonous. Doctor Chen did say this in front of the live camera."

"Isn't the point that, what if that yoga move can really solve her constipation problem?"

"It's over. In our live broadcast room, I also think what the crispy college student said makes sense."

"Help! My wife found her yoga video and her arm didn't bend over and it's dislocated. We're heading to the hospital now."

"???"

"Can you find the original video of this? Let me see it? I want to try it too?"

"Please stop watching this. If I go to the hospital for a dislocated joint, my Treasure Live Streaming Room will be reported again!!!"

"Let's try it. Maybe I'm flexible enough!"

"Brother, I saw from your profile that you are already 40 years old. As a 40-year-old man, do you think you are flexible???"

"..."

—

"I think I did say in front of the live camera that medicine is three parts poison..."

Chen Mu touched his nose awkwardly.

Even a little bit guilty.

I began to wonder whether he was really responsible for what happened tonight.

"Doctor Chen, didn't you just say that we have a chance to practice helping people recover tonight..."

Seeing Chen Mu standing there in silence, some interns with quick tempers couldn't help but speak up.

just.

He had just opened his mouth when the person next to him covered his mouth with a look of horror.

But one of them had his mouth covered.

There are always people who can't react in time, and continue the previous person's words, asking: "Doctor Chen, how should we practice? Are we going to use models like in school? But when using models, we have already passed the test, but when facing real patients, we still have..."

Another one whose mouth was covered by his companion.

This time.

Even the interns who were a little slower in reaction suddenly realized that the practice they were looking forward to might have other tricks.

Just when some people's questioning eyes fell on the friend next to him.

Chen Mu suddenly smiled.

Then he said, "In fact, the practice of dislocation reduction is very simple. You practiced giving patients needles and drawing blood during your last period of time at school. Reduction can also be done in a similar way."

Listen to what Chen Mu said.

Almost all the interns present gasped.

Some interns who had been very active before now avoided speaking.

—

"Isn't it a good thing to have the opportunity to practice? Why do these interns look unhappy?"

"If it were me, I would also find it hard to be happy..."

"I'm so happy. It's finally someone else's turn to suffer this. Even though I cursed a lot when I was practicing, I'm still very happy to see others practice!"

"Me too, just here to watch the fun! Who's afraid of big trouble? Doctor Chen, give them a good beating!"

“No… Why are there so many people suddenly excited in the comments… Do you know that your sudden excitement looks a bit scary…” “Those who got caught in the rain back then must tear up the umbrellas of the younger generation!”

"For those who didn't understand, a friendly reminder: when we were practicing acupuncture, we used classmates to practice acupuncture directly, in pairs, to practice with each other."

"Basically, when we passed the final exam, both of us had needle holes on our hands. It was so miserable..."

"..."

—

"Doctor Chen, can I not practice..."

An intern turned pale with fear and raised his hand weakly to ask.

Chen Mu nodded calmly and said, "Of course."

Subsequently.

Chen Mu's eyes fell on the other white coats and he said, "Let me first explain that the practice is not mandatory. It was just that a classmate asked for the practice, so we had this practice."

"The other patients in the observation room don't have any major problems, so I'll go up first."

"If you want to practice, you can find me in the lounge upstairs later. If not..."

Chen Mu yawned, "I still need to go back to sleep."

do not know when.

There will be new patients.

if it is possible.

Chen Mu just wanted to seize every moment and have a good rest.

Return upstairs to the lounge.

Before Chen Mu fell asleep, there was another knock on the door. "Doctor Chen, we have organized the people who want to practice. Should we come in or wait for you in the school clinic next door?"

Listening to the cautious voice at the door.

Chen Mu sighed.

There's a high probability that he won't get enough sleep tonight.

He stood up and began to change his clothes. "Go to the school clinic next door and wait for me. I'll be there soon."

"Okay, Dr. Chen."

When Chen Mu came out of the lounge, he was still yawning.

When you see someone standing in the school infirmary.

Chen Mu was also stunned.

There are twenty interns working the night shift at Haicheng University today.

now.

There were actually ten people standing in his school infirmary, which was half the number.

Not only that.

Chen Mu also saw that the intern who had just raised his hand in the observation room and asked if he could not participate was also here.

I felt Chen Mu's gaze falling on me.

The boy scratched his head a little embarrassedly, but still met Chen Mu's gaze openly, "Doctor Chen, it's like this, after knowing the practice method, I'm actually still a little scared..."

Chen Mu nodded: "I understand."

He had studied Chinese medicine since childhood, and when he was a child he was frightened when he saw the long needle in the old man's hand.

Intern: "But after you left, I thought about it seriously..."

"What's quite coincidental is that I'm different from everyone else here. I'm studying orthopedics."

Chen Mu understood: "Then you should indeed be here."

Interns who study other departments may not be proficient in bone setting.

But if you want to be an orthopedic surgeon in the future, you may not know how to set bones.

In the future at work, you will definitely encounter many problems that could have been avoided.

"Doctor Chen, I may still act a little timid for a while, but please rest assured that my attitude towards learning will definitely be correct."

Listen to what the boy says and then look into his sincere eyes.

Chen Mu also smiled and nodded: "Well, I also believe that your learning attitude is correct."

—

"Oh my god! I suddenly feel that this intern is so reliable. He will definitely grow into a very good doctor in the future in clinical practice."

"I think so too. As long as a person's work attitude is there and he is serious enough, then his work ability will definitely not be too bad."

"A local from Haicheng would like to add that anyone who can get into Shanghai Medical University is actually quite smart."

"If I put myself in your shoes, it would be difficult for me to overcome my fear so quickly. Even if I did overcome it afterwards, I might have missed such a good learning opportunity."

"So, people who are better than you wake up faster than you and work harder than you."

"Stop cursing! Stop cursing! I'm already learning!"

"If you were really studying hard, you wouldn't be staying in the live broadcast room and replying to my comments!"

“Hahahaha!!! The netizens on the barrage are so sharp, every word they say hits the mark perfectly!”

"..."

—

"In that case, should I do it, or should you guys do it yourself?"

Just looking at these guys in front of him, occasionally a look of fear would appear in his eyes.

Chen Mu knew it.

These guys are mentally prepared to a certain extent, and they also have a good understanding of how to practice.

Such as now.

Chen Mu hasn't spoken yet.

They have already grouped themselves.

Work in pairs.

"How about ladies first?"

A boy looked at his female partner and spoke cautiously.

Chen Mu rolled his eyes and was about to complain that you are really ungraceful.

His partner nodded very readily and said, "Sure, the sooner you die, the sooner you will be reborn."

Chen Mu: "..."

Almost no interns choose to remove their arms themselves.

They were all waiting for Chen Mu's help.

Chen Mu walked up to the five people and dislocated their arms very cleanly and neatly.

at the same time.

The five interns' partners were all in place and began practicing.

All of a sudden.

Screams rang out one after another in the school hospital.

—

"Although I was mentally prepared, I was still scared when I actually saw such a scene..."

"You medical students, are you all so cruel to yourselves? I'm scared!!!"

"My son is studying medicine, and his major is orthopedics. I'm already recording the screen. I want to ask him if he has contacted me like this before. I'm beginning to feel sorry for him, but I'd better not persuade him to study medicine..."

"Maybe your children enjoy it. Although the medical students around me always say that those who try to study medicine will be struck by lightning, when the hospital needs them, they will still put down everything and return to their jobs as soon as possible."

"Complaints are complaints, professional ethics are professional ethics, and attitude is attitude. We medical students are very clear about this."

"So you medical students really have contacted each other like this."

"Well, we in the cardiac surgery department need to clarify that when we practice, we don't use ourselves as the training object..."

"Nonsense, if you use yourself as a practice subject, I won't be able to find a living doctor for surgery!!!"

"..." (End of this chapter)